When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

But Guo Jia, he and Jia Xu used food to stir up troubles in Langya, and also used this to hook up with Mi Fang and the old man surnamed Zhuge.

On this day, Guo Jia invited his new friends to go to the county town to eat yangfangzangyu, and he also specified that he was here for a treat.

When it was time to pay the bill, Guo Jia secretly said, "It's broken, I didn't bring a purse."

Xiao Er's expression suddenly changed, and he said unkindly: "You have eaten so much, you can't renege on your debt! Otherwise, I will report to the authorities."

My new friend Mi Fang said: "Why don't I pay the bill!"

"How can this be? It's agreed that I will treat you," Guo Jia said proudly, he waved to the sky, and two white birds flew into the restaurant from the window.

"Give me two fairy eggs." Guo Jia asked.

The white birds really obeyed his instructions and laid eggs, and soon two hot eggs lay on the table.

The waiter in the shop was so shocked that his eyeballs almost fell out, but he heard Guo Jia say: "My fairy egg is worth a thousand gold! It tastes good, and it also has the effect of prolonging life. After eating it, you will be refreshed immediately. Why don't you take it?" This egg is worth this big meal!"

The waiter in the shop was frightened and called the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper didn't believe it, so he ordered someone to break open an egg and ate it himself. The effect was immediate!Not only did he eat well, but his hands and feet were full of strength.

The shopkeeper repeatedly questioned Guo Jia's identity. Seeing Guo Jia's look of aloofness, he flattered and shouted: "Immortal, please give me more eggs!"

Guo Jia waved his hand, and left with Mi Fang whose heart ached so hard to breathe.

Mi Fang murmured: "You didn't bring any money, so I'll pay for it! That fairy egg is worth thousands of gold, if you let me buy it, you will be rich, why is it so cheap, the shopkeeper!"

Guo Jia said stubbornly: "How can we people who practiced in the world give up our principles because of the influence of money? I said that I will treat guests, of course I will pay the bill, there is absolutely no reason for you to pay for it."

Mi Fang grimaced, feeling a headache for his stubborn and stubborn temper.However, in order to get on line with capable people and strangers, Mi Fang, who is essentially a profit-seeking businessman, hastily catered to Guo Jia's words.

The shopkeeper has a nephew named Cao Hong who works beside Tao Qian. He has no talent but is good at flattering.

It is precisely because of Cao Hong's cover that the shopkeeper was able to open the largest restaurant in Langya, inviting chefs who are good at making sheep and Tibetan fish to make the most authentic dishes.

Mi Fang didn't know the news, but Guo Jia knew it like the back of his hand, otherwise he wouldn't have made this special trip.

Guo Jia thought about it carefully: Tao Qian is no longer young, he is probably in his 60s, half the age of stepping into the coffin hehe.

"Brother Mi, let's go back, Da Hua should be waiting soon."

As for Tao Qian, his personal ability is unquestionable. He was born in a country gentry family. He was the king of children in the village when he was young. After overcoming the situation, he was appointed as the governor of Xuzhou by the imperial court.

From then on, he relied on the imperial court to be a big taxpayer who kept his own law and order, and paid tribute to the imperial court with a lot of luggage every year, thus becoming a justifiable Xuzhou shepherd.

He devoted himself to governing Xuzhou, making Xuzhou's granaries extremely full, and taking in refugees. It is not an exaggeration to say that his reputation is far and wide.

But those are appearances.

Zhao Yu, a local celebrity in Xuzhou, and now the prefect of Guangling County in Xuzhou has something to say.

Tao Qian is a hooligan!

He is still a scholar-official hooligan who is proud of his talents!

He looked down on Zhang Pan on the battlefield in Xiliang back then and insulted the leader with words, and then he looked down on Zhang Wen, who was of average ability, and ridiculed him in public.

Later, Zhang Wen became Sikong and made friends with Wang Yun. He once said to Wang Yun: "Tao Qian is crazy. I treat him generously, but he looks down on me."

Although Zhang Wen died at the hands of Dong Zhuo during the chaos in Chang'an and failed to survive, his words were somewhat reasonable.

Tao Qian is a crazy old man!

To put it mildly, it is a stinky and tough celebrity morale, but to put it bluntly, it is better to say that he is an old angry youth.

He does not have the modesty and prudence of celebrities at all. Because of his strong ability and rich experience in the past, this old man who is now in his 60s has a straight and stubborn temper.

Tao Qian: I heard that Zhao Yu is very powerful, so I called him to do things for me.

I order you to come over and do things for me. If you dare not come, I will send troops to force you to come.

I heard that the Mi family has a lot of money, and the head of the family will earn money, so I recruited their head, Mi Zhu, to do things. How dare you not come and I will raid your house!

The old hooligan got older and became more and more confused in what he did.His unreasonable and hooligan style also affected the people under his hands, so he got into trouble.

But he said that Tao Qian had a thug named Zhang Kai, who was reckless, short-sighted and impulsive, and he was shameless when he saw money.

Tao Qian loves to use him because he is obedient and simple-minded.

Hearing that Cao Cao was coming to pick up his father to Yanzhou, Tao Qian summoned Zhang Kai and told him, "Cao Cao and I have always had old grievances, but Cao Song's family is hiding from the war in Langya. Do you think it's funny? Now they Going to Yanzhou to join his son Cao Cao, you go and see them off."

Zhang Kai asked, "Where are you taking them?"

Tao Qian looked into the distance, and said in a literati's inscrutable tone: "Go to the land of the bright sun."

Isn't the land of Haori just Mount Tai!

When Zhang Kai heard this, he suddenly realized that this is the case, send them to the west!

He summoned people to stop Cao Song and his party. Seeing Cao Song carrying hundreds of carts and luggage, he was pleasantly surprised by the background and assets of Cao Song's family, and more greedy.

He turned his mind around and ordered his soldiers to dress up as bandits to rob. Zhang Kai was overjoyed, and opened the carts of gold, silver, jewellery, silk and satin, food and military supplies, only the right money was left in his eyes. desire.

The servants escorted Cao Song's family to escape in a panic. The horses panicked and ran wild.

Zhang Kai came back to his senses and did not forget his mission. He shouted to the generals, "Kill Cao Song!"

The generals drove their horses to follow, set up bows and shot arrows, and the horses neighed and ran towards the cliff of Yinping Mountain.

At the foot of Yinping Mountain, the fierce tiger squatting dozing by the river suddenly opened its tiger eyes. It stood up and fixed its eyes on a carriage that fell from a high place. As they fell at a high speed, the carriage that was rampaging in the mountain was torn apart. Under the effect of inertia, two people were thrown out.

Those two people were thrown from a high altitude, and fell into the turbulent river with a plop. The tiger blinked, his eyes fell on the undulating black spots in the river, and he jumped into the river!

"General, they are in love!" shouted the soldiers from the hill.

The most beautiful scenery in Yinping County is the rolling river. If you jump into it from the cliff, there is no possibility of survival. This is a suicide resort for idiots and resentful women. People who throw themselves into the river throughout the ages like to choose this beautiful place to die.

People in Yinping County call this river Ai River, and because the river is rich in fish and shrimp, they renamed it Love River.

Zhang Kai took a look and knew that there was absolutely no chance of them surviving, so he waved his hand happily and said loudly: "Kill the rest of them, take these luggage, and go back to announce the good news to Zhou Mu!"

The continuous rain in the past few days caused the river to swell, and the tiger dragged the second person back to the shore and placed the two victims side by side.

Both of them lost their temper.

The tiger tilted his head and thought, should he eat the young one first, or the old one first?

Tiger Claw poked this one, and then poked that one, only to see the little one choke on a mouthful of water, and opened his eyes!

When he saw the tiger, his pupils constricted and he let out a piercing scream.

"What is Dahua doing? Didn't you say don't eat people casually! Human flesh is sour, it doesn't taste good, and if you eat it, you will lose your hair, believe it or not?"

When the tiger heard the scream attracting people, it turned its head innocently.

It hasn't opened its mouth yet!

The two of them hooked their shoulders together and smelled of alcohol woke up, Guo Jia yelled and leaned over to have a look.

The younger one was extremely vigilant, and when he turned around, he saw the old one lying there quietly, crying out in grief, "Ah Weng!—"

"He's drowning, hurry up and get out of the way, maybe he can be saved now," another man reeking of alcohol stepped forward, took the young one away, resisted the old one, and pushed him against himself The shoulder jumped dozens of times in place, and the old man finally coughed up the water stains and was able to breathe.

Guo Jia was very happy: "Brother Mi is amazing! He even knows medicine."

He poked the tiger, and blamed him solemnly: "You said you are a troublemaker, I was away for half a day, and you made trouble."

Dahua is innocent. Will she be misunderstood if she does good deeds without leaving her name?

The tiger's temper became more arrogant and willful, and he couldn't stand being wronged, so he grabbed Guo Jia in his mouth and threw him into the river!

Guo Jia: "Ahhh——"

Guo Jiahua plunged into the river like a shooting star, struggled a few times before sinking his head, all the big white geese around rushed over, scrambling to save him, a large number of geese gathered in the forest in the sky, and even in the river group.

The big-flowered tiger roared, roaring away the geese, and with one kick, it rushed over and dragged Guo Jia, who was as wilted as pickled vegetables, ashore.

The wet Guo Jia was furious: "You want to kill me, don't you!"

Dahua yelled at him confidently, looking like he was about to quarrel, and howled non-stop.

"Even if you did this to save people, you shouldn't have thrown me into the river. It doesn't matter what you do. Let's see how I deal with you when I go back!" Guo Jia was dripping, sneezed twice, and jumped to scold it angrily.

This person and a tiger got into an argument, and the group of big white geese on the side also huffed and flew away. Among the three present, the drunk man accepted it better. The old and the young who were rescued by Dahua looked at Guo Jia His eyes were like looking at a fairy.

After waking up, the old man immediately confirmed that his son was fine. The sudden disaster caused him to be covered with scars. Even though the wound was bleeding and his body was wet and embarrassed, the old man still had an extraordinary bearing. Grace!"

The tall man was covered in water, and his appearance was not much different from him. He was so absorbed in arguing with the tiger that he didn't hear the old man's words at all.

"Ah Weng, A Weng, you are covered in blood!" The young man was very anxious and went to grab the old man's hand.

The old man swayed, almost unable to stand still, and leaned on the young man: "Ji, listen to me, don't go to the county seat, the county seat is not safe."

"You can't delay this injury, you should go to the county town to find a doctor," the tall man called Brother Mi persuaded them, "The county town is still very safe, there are no bandits or wars over there."

"The county is not safe!" The old man insisted: "We are in trouble because we were killed by the thief. I heard the thief shouted to kill me, so he must have come here under orders. I don't know why. Can the two masters be able to kill me?" People and strangers can make tigers and birds obey their orders, and make extraordinary people! I believe that even if you know my name, you two will not take it to heart. I have the audacity to ask you two to help me. When I get out of trouble, I will definitely give you two A heavy reward."

As he said that, the old man knelt down and bowed down, making a full gesture of request, and the young man also knelt down and knelt down along with him.

Their carriage was ruined, their family assets were gone, they had no money or tokens, and it was hard to say whether they would be able to go to Mount Tai alive. Bye, the movements are natural and smooth, without hesitation at all.

He is old, but the youngest son is still young, for the sake of the youngest son, he must try his best to survive!

That Mi Fang was frightened and avoided, and said again and again: "I can't, I just passed by here with Brother Guo, the one who saved you is Yihu, it has nothing to do with me."

The two said to Guo Jia again.

Guo Jia came back to his senses and was not frightened by the big battle. He asked carelessly, "You haven't said who you are yet?"

The old man replied: "I'm Cao Song, he's just a small person, and he doesn't deserve the attention of the superior."

Mi Fang exclaimed in surprise: "Cao Song?! You are Cao Taiwei who was the head of the three princes before, and the father of Yanzhou Mu Cao Cao?!"

Guo Jia looked sideways, and his subordinates pulled Dahua's hair off forcefully, so angry that Dahua took his head in his mouth.

The old man exclaimed: "Master!——"

Guo Jia waved his hand, indicating that he was fine.

I only heard the voice from the tiger's mouth: "You were hunted here, right? This is not a place to talk. Maybe the enemy will come to confirm your body, so why don't you leave here quickly."

"Cao Song implores the help of the masters. If we only rely on the two of us, I am afraid it will be difficult to reach the border of Mount Tai safely." The old man bowed respectfully.

Guo Jia couldn't see anything, so he stretched out his hand to pull the tiger's beard: "Open your mouth, open your mouth quickly! Brother Mi, quickly help me pull its tail!"

Mi Fang made a bitter face: "Brother Guo, don't embarrass me, this tiger only listens to you, how dare I touch its tail!"

"It listens to me? It is the most disobedient! Going to the house twice in three days to install tiles, I will be played to death by it sooner or later! Where is Lao Jia, where is Lao Jia? Call Lao Jia to help me."

When Guo Jia mentioned Jia Xu, Dahua recalled the pain of being dragged by its tail. It opened its mouth quickly and added Guo Jia twice.

Cao Song and his son were dumbfounded, and Guo Jia took time out of his busy schedule to remind him, "Let's go quickly, you can go to where we are now."

During this period, he fought with the tiger for no less than ten rounds.

He didn't respond to Cao Song's request, but he was already helping them in action, which made the old man even more convinced that he was a eccentric but kind-hearted outsider.

Guo Jia said as he walked: "You father and son are going to move to Yanzhou to find Cao Cao, right? But they were blocked and robbed. I guess you have at least brought enough baggage to make the city rich. There are no fewer than a hundred escorts, but they can't protect the two of you." Master, the enemy is at least three times as strong as a hundred people, so you are helpless, and there is no large-scale bandit den nearby, so if it was someone from Xuzhou's army, who could it be?"

The young Cao Ji was already stunned, thinking that he is worthy of being an expert, knowing all these things!

After Cao Song heard this, his eyes were different, and he said solemnly: "I also ask the master to give me some advice."

"It's not worth pointing out, I'm just talking nonsense. I'm afraid Tao Qian wants to tear himself apart with Cao Cao? No, no, the situation in Cao Cao's Yanzhou is stable. Tao Qian has nothing to do to set up an enemy. It's revenge for killing his father!"

"What revenge for killing your father?"

When they arrived at the thatched hut, they saw a scholar inside, surrounded by all kinds of white birds, making them feel like they were in heaven.

Guo Jia said: "Old Jia, we agreed to come to Xuzhou to play. You don't come to drink with me, and you don't go to the villages and towns. What kind of bad things are you doing with the big white geese all day long?"

Big, big white goose?

Cao Song and his son were amazed when they saw the group of white birds that were several laps bigger than the geese.

"Brother Mi wants to buy our fairy eggs? I'm trying to figure out how much money I can make!" Jia Xu babbled nonsense, then said implyingly: "We don't have many fairy eggs. Someone else wants it!"

"It's clear that I arrived first, so don't keep your promises," Mi Fang said anxiously, "Money is not a problem, who is going to compete with my Mi family for business?"

"Who else is there? The most famous clan in Langya, the Zhuge clan," Jia Xu said in annoyance, "I told you to keep a low profile before, but now let the Zhuge clan know about us." The fairy egg is wonderful, we can't stay in this hut, if we don't leave, the Zhuge clan will send people to search the mountain."

Come on, come and search!He couldn't wait to see the Zhuge clan fighting against the Mi clan.

Jia Xu glanced at Guo Jia, that look was very meaningful.

Guo Jia returned with a bright smile: the task is completed.

"The Zhuge family is the scholarly family in Langya. They won't do things like plunder. Those scholars are very reasonable. Don't worry about that for now," Mi Fang said.

Jia Xu snorted coldly: "I don't think so, the current patriarch Zhuge Ji is as old, smelly and unreasonable as Tao Qian. Feng Xiao, what did you say about killing your father?"

Guo Jia then introduced: "Dahua saved two people, they are Cao Song and Cao Ji, the father and younger brother of Yanzhou Mu Cao Cao, I was wondering if Tao Qian wanted to kill them! Old Jia, you are good at divination Fortune-telling with hexagrams is worse than pinching your fingers, did Tao Qian do it?"

How could Jia Xu know how to count?Everything he knows is due to his well-informed and knowledgeable past and present.

Hearing what Guo Jia said, he really cooperated with him to make the calculations, and pondered: "I'm afraid it was done by someone close to Tao Qian. That person has a close relationship with Tao Qian. No matter what happens, the incident between these two will cause Xuzhou's death. The war with Yanzhou."

It's good to be chaotic, Jia Xu likes to watch the situation with a cold eye, watching the demons dancing, and adding fuel to the flames by the way.

He changed his tone, didn't mention Zhuge's matter at all, and said to the two seriously: "Are you injured? Why don't you recuperate here for a few days, so as to avoid the limelight of searching for you in the city."

Cao Song smiled wryly: "That's the only way."

Therefore, Cao Song and his son temporarily lived in the thatched hut, and lived a life of watching the two masters "leisure clouds and wild cranes". call them.

Mi Fang left for a while, and soon brought a lot of money to trade fairy eggs with others.Before he left the mountain, he met the Zhuge family who came to look for the two "immortals".

Seeing Mi Fang dragging away two carts of fairy eggs, Zhuge's eyes turned red with jealousy.

That is a fairy that can prolong life, how can it be swallowed up by the Mi family? !

Zhuge and Mi Fang were torn apart, while the mantis was catching the cicada, and the oriole was behind. Tao Qian personally led the army to encircle the mountain!

Cao Song was shocked: "Could it be that we were exposed? Let Tao Qian know our news?"

Guo Jia said lightly: "That's not the case, he came for the two of us."

Eating fairy eggs can indeed improve people's spirits, because fairy eggs are rich in nutrients, and have nothing to do with prolonging life, it's all their nonsense.

Guo Jia said to Jia Xu: "We should go. Two carts of fairy eggs have been given to Mi Fang, so there is no point in keeping them here. I have already agreed with Mi Fang that we will go to Qingzhou for a visit. If he still wants fairy eggs, Come to Qingzhou to find me."

At that time, there will be geese flying all over Qingzhou, and eggs all over the ground. Don't leave when you come, hehehe.

Jia Xu nodded and said, "Indeed, we should go."

The two of them were immortal, but Cao Song was startled. He hurriedly got up and called out, "Please take us for a ride, you two elders!"

Tao Qian asked someone to come forward and call the mountain: "Our state shepherd heard that there are immortals and masters living in the mountain, so we came here in person to ask for more life-prolonging spiritual objects. We also invite the master to come out and have a look. Rich gifts and rich salary for high-ranking officials to hire high-ranking people."

Guo Jia and Jia Xu have nothing to fear, they ride the big white goose and leave as soon as something happens, and they do it to their heart's content before anything happens.Neither of them noticed that there seemed to be a few geese missing in the geese.

At the foot of the mountain, Tao Qian and Zhuge Ji confronted each other, and the fairy eggs in the two carts refused to give an inch.

With a dark face, Mi Fang reprimanded her elder brother Mi Zhu who was working with Tao Qian: "I bought these fairy eggs first!"

Mi Zhu said helplessly: "In Xuzhou, only those who obey Taozhou Mu can live a long life."

Guo Jia shook his head and said cheerfully to Jia Xu, "Today is really a good day."

Jia Xu stroked his beard and pondered, "I have probably attracted more than a dozen big family fairy eggs, how about you?"

Guo Jia replied: "I'm not as good as you, I just give it to a few old guys."

The old guys he gave, including Tao Qian, and at least dozens of old people from high families who lived in seclusion in Xuzhou.

For the two people present, Cao Ji was confused and Cao Song was terrified.

Did they do it on purpose? !

Guo Jia said: "There was a man named Que Xuan in Xiapi who called the people to revolt and claimed to be the emperor. Tao Qian made friends with him first, let him burn, kill and loot, and finally killed him and swallowed up his tribe. How many people in Xuzhou were killed or injured! From this we can see what kind of guy Tao Qian is."

Jia Xu said slowly: "Good people are harmed innocently, celebrities are forced to submit to conscripts to become officials, Xuzhou has a long history of criminal misconduct, Tao Qian is an old fool, and he is getting worse and worse. He was not like this when he was young. ,Pity."

"Xuzhou is in civil turmoil, and our goal has been achieved. Alas, Cao Cao's attack at this time is not for nothing. Let him take advantage of it. Let's go back and tell General Sun, let him come to Yinping Mountain and wipe out this group of people! "

The two of them did not avoid Cao Song at all when they spoke, as if they were speaking to them on purpose.

Realizing that it was already too late to board the pirate ship, Guo Jia and Jia Xu took the trophies of Cao Song and his son, soared up ninety thousand miles, and returned by geese, leaving the tiger and the hut in the mountain sleeping lightly, waiting for Tao Qian to lead them When people come to this house, they will be greeted by furious big flowers and ruthless tiger claws.

The two returned to the place where Sun Ce was stationed, and they all burst into laughter.

Cao Song's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, while Cao Ji's face was pale. He quietly grabbed Cao Song's clothes and whispered, "Ah Weng, where are we now?"

"I don't know either," Cao Song shook his head, hugging his youngest son to protect him.

"What are you laughing at?" A familiar female voice sounded from a distance, Guo Jia raised his head abruptly, seeing a bright and beautiful woman approaching, he hurriedly called out happily: "My lord!—"

Cao Song:! ! !

The bright woman who was called the lord fell on Jia Xuchang, and called out meaningfully: "Jia Xianchang?"

Jia Xu's face was slightly stiff, and sweat protruded from the back of his head: "My lord... my lord."

"It seems that you guys had a lot of fun in Xuzhou. My Qingzhou is not enough for you, so I would rather take the risk and go to Xuzhou, right?" Diao Chan said angrily, "If a goose hadn't come to inform me, I wouldn't have known that the two of you even Can run that far!"

What? !Is there a goose secretly snitching?

Guo Jia said in shock: "Which goose betrayed me!"

"Not to mention which goose it is, let me ask you a question, where did Dahua go?"

"big flower……"

Too bad, he forgot the big flower in Yinping Mountain!

Guo Jia exclaimed: "It's not good, my lord, Da Hua is in danger, Tao Qian is going to kill Da Hua when it's over! Quickly count your troops and go to Yinping Mountain to save it!"