When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

But it is said that Diao Chan left Zhang Fei with the breeding pigs of Wang Bu Wang Zhu, and asked him to lead a group of men to raise pigs together.

This group of horse-riding men is mighty and majestic, each of them is a burly bodybuilder, with full chest muscles, abdominal muscles as thick as iron, biceps as hard as stone, and angular quadriceps !

Viewed from the back, each of them presents a beautiful inverted triangle shape. This is a generous, heroic and passionate elite team. It is a gathering place for a group of single dogs who can't get a wife and have no place to vent their energy!

As the leader of the team, Zhang Fei took over Wang Bu Wang Zhu, who was still a little pig. Seeing that the little pig looked ugly, except for the two sharp ivory-like fangs protruding from its mouth, it was different from other black pigs in the mountains. No difference.

Diaochan repeatedly asked: "This pig has a low IQ and is aggressive and brave. It has no tolerance for its own race. Whoever feeds them will mix with whoever they feed. Whoever dares to point a weapon at them will face it. A pig will block it to the death." Suicide attack of warrior dignity."

The most important thing is that this pig has rough skin and thick meat. The only weakness is its soft belly. In order to protect its belly, it has strong limbs and a stable bottom plate, so it will not easily roll over. And what it protects itself is There is a lot of fat under the skin, and the skin texture is extremely tough, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is invulnerable.

But if you stab a dagger in, what it looks like when it goes in, it will look like it when it comes out. The elasticity can only be imagined and cannot be described in words. Colliding with the pig's teeth, the sword will break in an instant!

Diao Chan waited for the only pig with the strongest bloodline to grow up and change its teeth, and used its sharpest teeth to make Zhao Yun a unique magic weapon in the world, so when he gave the pig to Zhang Fei, he kept taking care of it. This pig has changed its teeth, so the long teeth must be put away and wait for her to come back.

Zhang Fei didn't believe it at first, and planned to try it himself.

He talked to Xun You, and foolishly confronted his Zhangba Snake Spear with the pig's teeth, and the Zhangba Snake Spear was like tofu, and a large piece was missing immediately!

Zhang Fei was dumbfounded. Holding his weapon, he wanted to cry without tears. He cried to Xun You: "Will the lord compensate me for the weapon? I bought this weapon from an old blacksmith at a high price!"

Xun You laughed and said, "I don't know, this pig can't do it, maybe other pig owners can do it?"

Zhang Fei regretted it, regretted it so much that his intestines were green, and he broke a gap in a good weapon. His heart ached until he was having nightmares at night, and he lost a lot of weight. The original burly man became a strong man. Once he became narrower, he didn't look fat anymore. He was handsome and suave, but his handsome face was covered by that obtrusive beard, which made the girls in the city feel sorry and sad.

One day, when Zhang Fei was feeding the pigs, he was accidentally shaved off by Wang Bu Wang Zhu, and he broke out in a cold sweat. I went to touch its skin when I was eating grain and grass.

"If I had lowered my head just now, it would have cut off my head!"

A piece of the beard was shaved off and it became uneven. Zhang Fei had to shave it evenly. The beard that covered most of his face could only cover a quarter of his face. Walking in the city of Linzi, the girls in the city looked at him. Suddenly something was wrong.

Zhang Fei didn't realize that he was a handsome man at all. Instead, he ran in and out to show his face. He was obsessed with raising pigs all day long. grow up.

Soon, the first batch of piglets were born, and the newborn piglets had not yet grown teeth, but they were already fighting. In order to grab a mouthful of milk, a group of soft dough squinted and squinted, not to mention how gratifying it was.

As they gradually grow up, the friction between the king and the king pigs has further escalated. At first, they are within sight, but whenever there is the presence of the same race, they only see the life of the same race in their eyes, either you die or I live, It will never stop until it dies.

After experiencing the tragic bloodshed, the men watched the fight between the two pigs who could not stop the king, and never dared to meet them in the same place again.

Gradually, the first second-generation king pig became an adult, and the first breeder pig, known as the king of kings, smelled the same kind of smell, rushed over aggressively, beat his son to death, and stepped on his son. On the dead body, the emperor pig hummed coldly and ruthlessly: As strong as me, I don't need my own family!

At this time, the emperor pig has grown to the same size as the piebald tiger, and even has a tendency to continue to grow. As long as it smells the same family, it will kill it no matter how far away.

"Other pigs are not as domineering as it is, and they can smell their fellow pigs just by smelling it. This pig has become a sperm, and even killed his own son." Zhang Fei had a headache: "Brother, what should we do? To other pigs, we simply cannot raise new pigs."

Liu Bei said: "I'll ask Zhizhong to relocate the imperial pig to other cities."

In this way, Huangzhu traveled all over the six cities of Qi, sowed countless seeds, and finally went around and was sent to Tian Kai by Liu Bei.

In the six cities within Qi, the second-generation kings did not see that the king pigs were all growing up, so they couldn't be lost in the hands of their fathers.

Tian Kai looked at the huge elephant-like imperial pig and was shocked: "How did you bring it? Since it is so cruel in the rumors, how can you guarantee that it will not hurt people?!"

"If you give it food, you will be obedient," Liu Bei explained: "If you don't give it food, it will cry because of grievances, and it won't hurt anyone easily. Only when you point a weapon at it, it will get angry. If there is a breeder present , it is still obedient, if it is not there, a tragedy may happen."

When Tian Kai received the imperial pig, he felt that he was accepting a hot potato. He ordered people to add grain and fodder to the pig. Seeing that it was huge and could be appeased by eating the amount of food that an adult man would eat every day, he was relieved.

As the winter passed, the imperial pig replaced its deciduous teeth and grew shiny black spiral tusks. The soldiers did not dare to approach it from the front, for fear that they would be killed by its long auger-like tusks.

This imperial pig likes red, so if you hold a big red cloth in front of it and flaunt it, the imperial pig will follow along obediently, much easier than Tian Kai imagined.

In order to give the imperial pig a space to dominate, all the newborn piglets were transported to Jinan City. Tian Kai discovered that as long as he was lured with a red cloth, the imperial pig could help them open up land and build channels. It was amazing!

"I don't know where the lord invited the pig fairy. It's true that it's overbearing, and it's also true that it's easy to use." Tian Kai stroked his beard and was very satisfied. He had eaten the second-generation pork that was damaged by the fight, and it was so delicious that he cried on the spot When he came out, he choked up and said, "I have eaten such pork, how can I eat other meat in the future?

Soon, scouts came to report that Yuan Shao's army was defeated by Zhou Mu, and turned to cross the south of the Yangtze River to come here. Tian Kai panicked, and hurriedly sent envoys to ask for help and support.

Guo Jia and Sun Ce went south to the Qinghai-Xu border. After the spring plowing was completed, Xun You had nothing to do, so he ran there himself, and saw Yuan Shao's army coming in menacingly, and the generals on his side were all busy raising pigs and couldn't get away.

Xun You looked at the humming and humming emperor pig, who was buried in food and grass, and sighed quietly: "It's all because of it, we don't have any generals to use!"

This sentence was too bad, so much that Tian Kai was silent about it.

"How can the generals indulge in raising pigs if they don't fight when they have battles? It's not a general's demeanor to focus on one thing and lose another."

Tian Kaiwen's bad temper is about to come up again, he said with dissatisfaction.

Xun You pointed to the imperial pig with black spiral teeth and said, "Isn't it because of those teeth?"

Tian Kai drifted his gaze to the imperial pig's teeth. When the sun shone down, the dark teeth reflected light, and there were even clear spiral lines!

"Every time I look at it, I break out in a lot of cold sweat," Tian Kai said, "The subordinates are very careful, for fear of being cut off by these teeth."

Xun You said indifferently: "Ju Yi, the general under Yuan Shao's tent, is brave and brave. He led the lead to enter the camp and the strong crossbow cavalry are unparalleled in the world. It's a pity that they are brave and impulsive. They suffered from the lord's side. They want to turn to us. It's their idea. It’s not bad, but I don’t know that we also have a brave pig who is not inferior to Ju Yi.”

Xun You was talking nonsense with a serious face, Tian Kai's face was weird: "Zhizhong plans to send a pig?"

"Why not?" Xun You is good at ingenuity. The method of using troops can combine all the existing environments and use all available things to maximize the benefits and effects.

This is Diao Chan's most important strategist in Qi Yangge's basic governance. Although he usually does not show his mountains and waters, he is the one who really hides his secrets!

Xun You said: "If we want to fight, we have to catch them off guard and deter them so that they don't dare to attack us."

So sneak attack is a good idea.

"War, what kind of war is it? Is it because the common people have enough food and clothing, or are the newborn children growing up healthily?" Xun You used Diao Chan's words vividly.

"My lord said that defense is the best offense. We don't take the initiative to pick things up, because we uphold the humanitarian feelings of compassion for all living beings, and create a beautiful and peaceful home for the people. We are not aggressors, we are guardians of peace..." Xun You's expression was subtle for a moment, and the desire/desire to complain in his heart became stronger, but he still read with a serious face: "Whoever joins hands with us to create We warmly welcome a bright future, and anyone who sees us as kind will think that we are easy to bully, we will never sit still, we will rise up and resist."

Tian Kai was shocked: "This, these are the words of a sage who saves all beings from suffering!"

Tian Kai was so moved that he was about to cry, and wiped his tears with his hand: "I was born in troubled times, and since I was young, I read all the books of sages and sages. The original intention, becoming utilitarian and selfish, it was Youzhou Mu’s sage’s words that awakened me and allowed me to find myself again.”

Xun You was blind, he really wanted to say: My lord is talking nonsense with his eyes open, just listen to those nonsense.

But seeing Tian Kai regard it as the truth, Xun You regretted reciting those words.

It's over, another crazy one.

Crazy Liu Bei is not enough, even Tian Kai has gone crazy.

Xun You really wants to say that you are all more sober, but when you think about it, you have some self-doubt.

Is it wrong that everyone is crazy and he is sober?If you think about it carefully, what the lord said makes sense.

Xun You sighed: "Now Yuan Shao is coming to invade us. We attacked them to protect ourselves."

"Zhizhong is right, if we don't sneak attack them, they will come to harm our people, destroy our city, and break our tranquility," Tian Kai said excitedly.

Xun You: "So, let's send the pigs!"

In the dark night, the fire is the only color, the king can't see the king pig is night-blind, just bring it near the enemy camp, and it will sprint towards the fire by itself.

Ju Yi's garrison camp was brightly lit, and he didn't know that his garrison site had been exposed. The soldiers heard the sound of aggressive hoofs, and it seemed that some huge monster was approaching them.

"There is an enemy attack!——"

"Quickly form an array, pick up your weapons!"

When Ju Yi got the news, he grabbed his sword and rushed out, ordering: "Go to the camp first and the crossbowmen are on standby! Take all your crossbows."

Ju Yi cursed: "Whoever dares to attack us, he will never return!"

As a result, the soldiers lined up against each other, with swords flashing and spears stabbing horizontally, a huge black monster broke through the guardrail and came into their sight...

The body is like an elephant, the teeth are sharp like a long knife, the skin is pitch black, the nostrils are round, and there is a pair of inverted triangle dead fish eyes that burst out with anger when they see the sword in front of them.

"It's a strange beast!—"

"Kill it!"

Ju Yi rushed over immediately, and cut into the pig's back with a long knife, and the whole thing was sunk in the soft meat, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't pull it out.

He was stunned for a moment, and the murderous look flashed in Huangzhu's eyes, and he twisted his buttocks and sat Ju Yi half to death.

"what--"

"General!"

Tian Feng rushed over after hearing the news, and a guard said anxiously: "There are strange beasts attacking our camp, the military division should retreat quickly! Let's escort the military division away."

The people in the camp turned on their backs, and the mad pig would kill all the enemies who aimed at it with swords and spears. The rest fled in panic, but it didn't chase after it, but stayed in the bright place, sniffing lightly, all the way towards They left the granary.

The soldiers carefully dragged Ju Yi back and gathered together tremblingly. No one dared to get close to any strange beast. After Tian Feng observed it, he couldn't believe it: "Is this a pig, is this a pig? How can a pig be so big?" big?!"

He didn't have time to think about it, the horn sounded, and the messy camp ushered in the second wave of siege, Tian Kai brought people to set fire to the camp!

"Escort the military division to evacuate quickly, the enemy army is despicable, please report back to the lord and ask for reinforcements."

Tian Feng called urgently: "Where is General Ju Yi?!"

"The general was beaten by a pig, and he can't be rescued!" The soldiers broke down and shouted, and the whole army was in chaos. No matter what Tian Feng did, he could no longer calm down.

The fire burned on the pile of grain and grass, and the grain and grass were ignited. The emperor pig, who was buried in dinner, glared at the two-legged beasts who disturbed it from enjoying the food.

The sky was white and the light was getting brighter. Tian Kai quietly asked Xun You: "Zhizhong, can we pass now? Nothing will happen to the pig, right? If it gets hurt, will the lord blame us?"

Xun You counted the time and replied, "We can pass."

A group of people approached the camp, leaving aside the corpses on the ground, they saw the emperor pig sitting in the open space, surrounded by ashes, and all the living people retreated and left.

"Its skin and flesh were intact under the fire!" Tian Kai exclaimed, "Then how is the pork we eat made?!"

"Of course it was cut open from the belly," Xun You said in surprise, "There is a person in front of it."

They went around to the front side, and saw that the emperor pig was playing something with its front hooves, and it turned out to be a living person wearing a red cape.

"That's Ju Yi, the enemy general," Tian Kai exclaimed in surprise, "He's still alive, alive!"

"It's fine, what are you doing wearing a red cloak?" Xun You shook his head, regretting, "If it wasn't for that, he wouldn't be targeted by this pig."

Tian Kai explained: "Ju Yi is the chief commander of the charge. With him charging in front, the morale of the soldiers behind will be indomitable. This red cloak is bright and conspicuous, and it can be seen among thousands of troops. An ordinary general protects himself. It's too late, but Ju Yi prides himself on his strength and will not be easily hurt by others, so he is so arrogant, and he wears this cloak and rushes into the battle, almost winning every battle, which is frightening."

"It's not easy to be hurt by people, but the leg was broken by a pig," Xun You said quietly: "Our general, is there anyone who can defeat this pig?"

Tian Kai struggled and said, "I'm afraid not."

"No, General Zhang can, as long as he can get a weapon made of pig teeth, with his tactics, he can open its stomach and kill it," Xun You spoke highly of Zhang Fei. Among them, Zhang Fei is the cutest general he has ever seen.

Some people say that he is vulgar and reckless, but what Xun You understands is his true temperament. Zhang Fei has flesh and blood, lives clearly, is straightforward and simple, and often speaks surprisingly.What is even more commendable is that he respects every virtuous scholar.

Xun You ordered Ju Yi to be tied up, and asked a doctor to heal his leg, then asked Tian Kai, "Where is the owner? It's time to take this pig home."

Tian Kai's expression froze, he bravely went to fetch a piece of red cloth, and waved to Huangzhu.

Xun You laughed and said, "Isn't Tianzhou Mu afraid of it and unwilling to approach it? How could this pig listen to you?"

Tian Kai replied with an embarrassed expression: "I have fed it a few times before."

"Zhizhong, how should we deal with Ju Yi?" Tian Kai asked curiously, "What else are you doing for the enemy general?"

"Only by connecting the legs can we sell him for a good price," Xun You said calmly, "I'll go to Fei'e to pass the letter to the lord, and ask her what the price is. After this battle, if Yuan Shao wants to attack us, he may have to weigh it Measure your ability."

"Is the lord planning to drive him back to Jizhou and leave it alone?" Tian Kai said without anger: "In time, he will still want to annex us."

"Raising pigs is hard work, and the generals don't have time to fight!" Xun You chuckled, "When everyone has new weapons and our army is invincible, will we still be afraid of Yuan Shao?"

"Let's talk about everything after the lord comes back. Feng Xiao and the others went to the south, so I don't know what's going on." Whenever Guo Jia was mentioned, Xun You was like an old father who had his heart broken, and he was afraid that he would make trouble again.

"The lord is so pampered and filial, that he becomes more and more lawless. I'm really worried that something will happen to him again."

Tian Kai said with relief: "The military commander's sacrifice of wine is a perfect strategy, and he is very wise. He has a deep heart and will not cause bad things."

Xun You shook his head: "It's hard to say, you haven't seen him fooling others." With his mouth full of gods and gods, talking nonsense, it's really not that the whole family doesn't enter the same family, and they are not the same as the master. .

The young man named Zhou Yu was General Sun's confidant and friend, and he knew that he was not an ordinary person just by looking at his appearance, but he was coaxed by Feng Xiao to call him Mr., and he didn't know what Feng Xiao wanted to do.

"Is the lord coming back soon?" Tian Kai said expectantly: "I haven't seen the lord for almost half a year, I miss you so much!"

Half a year ago, Tian Kai clearly avoided Diao Chan, so it can be seen that he is another person who opens his eyes and tells lies.

Xun You said: "Yuan Shao will send soldiers to test a few times in the future. As long as we resist, we will be able to deter him from attacking. Let's wait for the lord to come back. After the stability of Youzhou, it is a good time for development. .”

Soon, Diaochan Fei'e wrote back, requesting that Ju Yi's ransom be increased to three thousand gold, and told Xun You that she would come back in summer.

After being blackmailed repeatedly, Yuan Shao was very depressed, but Qingzhou was guarded by strange beasts, and Youzhou was guarded by geese army, both sides were difficult to crack. The third is to pay the ransom.

"My lord, Diao Chan is very evil. There are many rumors about her miraculousness in the army. If we continue to attack her, the morale of our army will be even more depressed under the defeat." Ju Shou suggested to Yuan Shao: "It is better to lead the army back to Ye Are you going to make plans for the city?"

Guo Tu was terrified when he was arrested, but fortunately, their lord's family had a rich background and ransomed them all back.

All counselors, no one is missed.

Guo Tu no longer objected after hearing the words, but also agreed: "My lord has suffered heavy losses, I should go back to rectify, accumulate a lot of money, and wait for the opportunity to fight again in the future."

"My lord, if we attack at this time, the price we pay will be too great. We lost a lot of soldiers and horses. Fortunately, all the generals are fine. Why don't we go back here and make a long-term plan."

More and more people persuaded Yuan Shao, expecting him to go back. They no longer want to experience the feeling of being taken to work in the field and weeding. They are like slaves doing hard work. Many literati still suffer from sore backs and legs.

Because Yuan Shao redeemed everyone regardless of their closeness and distance, such loyalty and generosity touched the hearts of many people, and the hearts of those who were originally scattered became more united because of foreign troubles.

Everyone's loyalty to Yuan Shao has gone up to a higher level. Even Ju Yi, who was conceited and defiant before, changed his attitude after being redeemed by Yuan Shao with a lot of money three times in a row. He knelt in front of Yuan Shao and swore: "From now on , I will protect my lord with my whole life, and charge forward for my lord, Ju Yi's life will be my lord's from now on, and if my lord has any order, I will obey it right now, even if I die now!"

What's even more exasperating is that Diao Chan detained Yuan Shao's eldest son, Yuan Tan, and there were still hostages in his hands. After all, Yuan Shao didn't want his eldest son to die outside. All the talents in the village also called the children of the big families to discuss major issues together.

Many of them suggested that Yuan Shao and Cao Cao cooperate to attack Qingzhou and Youzhou, and some even suggested that Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu should rebuild their friendship.

After all, they are brothers born in the Yuan family, they should unite together to attack the enemy!

Yuan Shao rebuffed flatly: "I want to reconcile with him, but he won't give me this face. Yuan Shu's dissatisfaction with me is too deep. He won't agree to cooperate with me. Now I can only contact Cao Cao."

As for Diao Chan, after taking Zhang Wu and Bo Hai back, she never took advantage of the victory to pursue her.

Gongsun Zan was very dissatisfied. He found Diao Chan and asked angrily: "You arrested Yuan Shao but didn't want to kill the grass, but let him go. Now our army's morale is high, but you want to withdraw troops. Such a character of being content with the status quo is not you Diao Chan style! I originally thought that you had the same temperament as me to dare to charge. You didn’t enjoy comfort like Liu Yu. You didn’t even want your bones for the sake of stability. You went to pay for those Wuhuan people. , is it true that the woman is kind and soft-hearted, and can't go down and go to conquer?!"

"Woman? I'm as tall as you!" Diao Chan pulled Gongsun Zan, and pointed to the map of Youzhou on the table: "You also know that these Wuhuan people are restless? They haven't cleaned up their house yet, and their people are If you can’t get enough to eat, what place do you go to? Eating from a bowl and looking at what’s in a pot won’t kill you!”

Because Zhao Yun was not present, Diao Chan's words were rough and straightforward. She knew that she couldn't reason with these generals unless she showed them greater benefits.

"Do you know why I cheated Yuan Shao with so much money?"

"In order to feed the common people?" Gongsun Zan sneered, "Don't be kidding me. If you develop yourself to become rich and rich, you will be a piece of fat meat in the eyes of others! Youzhou has a large area of ​​land near the sea, and people rely on The sea makes a living, and the waves are the most ruthless, so from Beiping to the east of Liaodong, there are gathering places for refugees, where the chaos is so chaotic that no one even wants to be a prefect."

"Then you won't govern?" Diao Chan said, "Do you know why your political reputation is not as good as Liu Yu's, and scholars say you are militaristic?"

Gongsun Zan snorted coldly, but he was still dissatisfied. He didn't treat the people badly, but he firmly believed that the only way to get peace was to wipe out the enemies.

"Western Liaodong and Liaodong are poor, and the harvest in the inland is not good. People along the coast rely on fishing for a living. The storms at sea harm people, causing heavy casualties. Are you indifferent to so many refugees and so many people who are frozen to death?" Diao Chan Heartbroken: "Yuan Shao is retreating now. He is afraid of being blackmailed. He won't come to harass us again in the short term. Why don't we take this opportunity to govern the large coastal areas of Youzhou?"

Gongsun Zan said indifferently: "If it can be managed well, I will not take action so far? There are many alien races there, and the fishermen are rotten and ignorant. They don't obey orders at all. You know that they sacrifice virgins to the sea god every year to pray for good weather. The whole village The elders have the final say, if you go to see those stupid old men and women, you will be so angry that you want to wash them with blood!"

"There is nothing that can't be solved with fists and food," Diao Chan said flatly, "Your fists are not hard enough, so you can't help them."

"They will flee to the mountains and live together with other races. They will not be involved in production and farming. They will rely on the world for food. Even if they send troops, they will not be able to gather them. The problem of governance, after a long time, the foolish people will gather here to build houses, and after a while, it will become a climate again."

Diao Chan laughed and said, "So you just let that piece of natural land full of gold be left alone? You depend on the sky, if you can rely on yourself, who wants to rely on the sky? Come, let me show you something."

Diao Chan beckoned to Gongsun Zan, then summoned the officials under his rule, and showed them a basin.

There are living creatures in the basin, which look like insects but not insects, fish and not fish, with hard shells and many feet, which makes people's scalp tingle.

The civil and military officials whispered to each other, wondering what kind of medicine was being sold in Youzhou Mugou.

"Is this a centipede?"

"I'm afraid this thing is highly poisonous. Is Zhou Mu taking it out to attack someone from the waterway?"

"No, I heard that Zhou Mu came up with a way to stabilize the coast, but I think this thing is edible."

Everyone gasped and said in surprise, "Eat? How can you eat when you're so ugly?"

Xun Chen murmured: "I have seen an ancient book, which recorded a similar thing, described as a centipede, born in the sea, can be used as food and delicious."

"Indeed, there are records of this thing in ancient books," Diao Chan gave him a high look, thinking that he is indeed Xun Yu's brother, who is really well-informed.

She said: "This is a mantis shrimp, which existed in the pre-Qin period or earlier, but because of its ugly appearance, people dare not approach it, and the mantis shrimp I took out has different reproductive ability and survival ability after being improved. .”

"Pour them into the coastal areas, and tens of thousands of them can be reproduced within a month. You can call them-pipi shrimp."