When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

Diao Chan pointed at the distant horizon, everyone looked around, and many of them narrowed their eyes slightly.Xun Chen shook his head: "Where did the cockroach whiskers come from?"

Cockroaches, he had seen Diao Chan mention them, haunted the kitchens of military camps, and what was even more frightening was that they were very vigorous, with two small tentacles on their heads, which was their iconic appearance. Xun Chen had seen Diao Chan because of this The bugs exploded, picked up the things in his hand and smashed them violently.

Diao Chan also said confidently: "It's normal for a girl to have this reaction when she meets Xiaoqiang."

The protagonist who has always been gentle and indifferent can be driven into a madman by the cockroach, which shows how hateful the cockroach is.

Thinking of this, Xun Chen squinted his eyes and said to Diao Chan: "My lord is talking about those two places that are a bit taller?"

It took him a lot of effort to see clearly: "This army is too far away from us, my lord can find Lu Bu's figure among thousands of people, it really is like a torch."

No, stop praising Diao Chan at this time, okay?

Cao Cao complained silently in his heart. He squinted his eyes and looked into the distance. Thanks to Diao Chan, he could see such a small figure at a glance. He hesitated and said, "Looking at the movement of the army, it seems that they are not coming towards us?"

Diao Chan said inwardly that she had miscalculated, it was really too long since she went out to war, she could see clearly on the battlefield with her own naked eyes, but now she is really facing the enemy, but she misses the telescope very much.

"They went to the city," Diao Chan said, "Lu Bu has divided his troops!"

"My lord, the terrain here is too high for us to attack, and it is easy to expose our army's movements," Xun Chen suggested: "It's better to find a place with lower terrain to camp."

"Let's divide the troops according to what I assigned before! The Pingyuan generation is very suitable for cavalry to fight. Although Xiliang's iron cavalry has been heard, the actual strength is still unknown. According to the previous plan, I will lure Lu Bu out of the city." Diao Chan assigned After finishing, he took the lead in driving the horse and rushed up.

Zhao Yun followed closely, the gentian gun in his hand buzzing, as if excited for the bloody battle to come.

Xun Chen was worried, with swords on both sides of the army, he wanted to persuade Diao Chan not to charge too fast and to be more careful, but seeing that so many generals were silent, he could only follow Diao Chan to charge up.

But when Diao Chan came to the city of Lu Bu's army, she once again flashed her trumpet, a loud voice resounding in the sky: "Lu Bu, do you dare to answer my call?!"

Lu Bu in the city: "Pfft——"

Cao Cao shook, his eardrums hurt from the shock, his eyes widened in disbelief, and he stared at the thing in Diao Chan's hand in amazement.

When Lu Bu came to the city wall, he saw Diao Chan holding a loudspeaker and shouted angrily, "Crazy woman, what the hell are you doing?!"

He was full of energy and roared through the sky, but compared to the power of the loudspeaker, Lu Bu's big white voice was a bit weaker, it didn't sound like a roar, but rather like a mosquito.

Lu Bu frowned, and said to the left and right: "No matter how Diao Chan yells, don't answer, keep the morale of the army, and wait for the news from the public platform."

Sima Lang nodded again and again, feeling relieved in his heart, it seemed that Lv Bu had finally listened to Chen Gong's words and knew not to act impulsively.

Lu Bu squinted his eyes and looked at the army led by Diaochan under the city: "Not enough, far less than a million. She has also divided her troops. Where will she be divided?"

"My lord wants to attack Diao Chan by encircling and pinching her back and forth, and attacking her rear when she is attacking the city. She probably also thought of this, so she split up her troops and hid them in other places, waiting to fight with your generals." Fight."

"How can the generals in her hands be as brave as my Xiliang generals!" Lu Bu sneered: "As long as Diao Chan is under my nose, no other generals can be relied upon. The underdog to break through."

"My lord, don't be careless! Have you forgotten the general who broke your weapon?" Sima Lang advised, "Your weapon..."

"I can only temporarily use Dong Zhuo's long halberd, which is a dusty treasure in the treasury, to replace it temporarily. I have the best weapons and treasures that Dong Zhuo collected back then. Do you want any weapons?" Lu Bu said stiffly, bringing up Fang Tian's painted halberd and breaking it a little. Zhao Yun's face was deeply engraved in his mind: "The next time I meet this general, I will be ashamed and kill him!"

After Lu Bu finished speaking fiercely, Diao Chan's trumpet sounded again: "Bad Bastard Lu Bu, do you dare to fight?"

Diao Chan was also hurt, she felt that the yelling was useless, because the female voice was too thin, not as rough as the male, so she called the soldiers around her and asked them to take turns to transmit the trumpet and shout this sentence to the city.

The soldiers under Diao Chan were all smiles, and they couldn't put it down after getting the big trumpet. Those who didn't get the trumpet were also eagerly looking forward to taking this opportunity to play, and yelled a few words to scold Lu Bu in anger.

Lu Bu was not a clay figurine, he was easily aroused into anger, but Sima Lang tried hard to persuade Lu Bu to be patient and not to disappoint Chen Gong's earnest entrustment.

For several days like this, Diao Chan only shouted battles and did not attack the city. Lv Bu's face was numb when he scolded, and he gritted his teeth to the people around him, "I've never been scolded by a woman like this before when I grow up." Diao Chan went to fight for three hundred rounds.

"But Diaochan doesn't attack the city, and we don't need to defend and fight. In this way, our soldiers will relax their vigilance, and the generals who have been separated will be restless if they haven't heard the attack movement for a long time. My lord, Diaochan is with you Playing psychological warfare, who is the first to lose your temper! She doesn't intend to confront you head-on, nor does she intend to attack this easy-to-defense city, she only intends to enrage you and trick you out of the city to fight. Once you follow In the past, you would be led by the nose just like when you attacked Li Ru back then."

He was plotted by Li Ru back then, and was eventually tricked into losing his way in the mountains. He could not fight or retreat. Such a lesson was unforgettable for Lu Bu, and he gradually tried to get rid of his impatience. Ironically, he was tricked by Li Ru. At that time, it was Diao Chan who came to rescue him, but now he has fallen out with Diao Chan.

The unforeseen events in the world made Lu Bu sigh for a while, but the struggle for hegemony is cruel. There is only one in the world. If he wants it and Diao Chan wants it, they are destined not to be allies, they are destined to fight against each other.

"I see. Wait for the news from the public station. We have enough food and grass. There are three food lines in the rear that are continuously delivering food to us. I'm not afraid that Diao Chan will send people to block the city gate." Lu Bu turned around and left, angrily, greeting people Drink and eat meat to calm down.

Lu Bu waited and waited, until the flowers all withered, until the snowflakes fell in the sky, and the coldest season of the year came, but he couldn't wait for Chen Gong, who had promised to come back within a month.

Chen Gong's face was also bloody, and this started when Yuan Shao went to great lengths to steal the two pigs back from Diao Chan's subordinates.

But it is said that the two generals Yan Liang and Wen Chou led the soldiers to take down Diao Chan's two "Wang Bu Wang Pigs". If you want to grab it hard, you have to face the army in Shangqingzhou, and maybe you will be bullied by them. The gain outweighs the loss.

The best pig to steal belongs to the third-generation king pig, which is many times smaller than the "emperor pig" of the past. To the naked eye, it is only as tall as a horse.

A pig as tall as a horse...

The two ignorant generals, Yan Liang, Wen Chou, saw that the magical pig hadn't escaped, so they immediately led their subordinates to make a bold move, divert the guards away with strategic tricks, and abducted the pig with one blow.

They followed the same pattern and kidnapped the second pig, tied them tightly, put them on a stretcher, and went to Yuan Shao to return.

Look at the black pig teeth that exude a faint luster!It is actually longer than ordinary weapons!

Look at the strong and powerful pig legs, they can jump high with a single stomp!

It's the miraculous pig that didn't run away!

Ju Yi Baba came over to check, and the two generals arrogantly ordered people to lift the pig that was still struggling on the stretcher and walked into Yuan Shao's main tent.

Yuan Shao sat at the top, like a lonely king, posing in a pensive posture, with his elbows resting on the armrest, watching indifferently as the crowd lifted the pig under his nose.

"Is this the miraculous pig that injured my most elite cavalry?" Yuan Shao asked coldly.

"My lord, the general sees that those soldiers take care of this pig like nobles, live in a separate house for it, bathe it, feed it, and never slack off. It must be a miraculous pig that can make the soldiers of Qingzhou attach so much importance. "

"Yes, my lord, this pig is different from ordinary pigs. You can see that it is much bigger, and even has such long pig teeth," Wen Chou also said, and he drew his sword and struck at the pig's teeth After passing by, the pig let out a grunt, turned its head and gave him a few disdainful glances, then randomly looked at the same clan that was also tied up, and let out a provocative grunt.

The other pig struggled violently, fixed its eyes on it, and groaned and screamed. Its eyes were full of fierceness, and it was full of fierceness at a glance.

"Hiss—look at the sword in General Wen Chou's hand!"

All the courtiers whispered in surprise, because there was a gap in the sword in Wen Chou's hand at this time, but the pig's teeth were intact.

Seeing the two pigs being dishonest, Yan Liang said confidently, "These two pigs/beasts know how to care for their partners! They are actually psychic!"

Yuan Shao was thoughtful, while Chen Gong showed a look of horror: "There is such a strange beast in Diao Chan's hands, the pig's teeth are longer than swords and spears, it's no wonder that this pig can cause huge damage to Yuan Gong's cavalry. Once they are freed from the trap, ordinary horses will definitely not be able to withstand the rampage of this pig."

Yuan Shao nodded and shouted: "General Ju Yi, come and identify."

Ju Yi took a step forward, looked at the two pigs, and said to Yuan Shao: "My lord, it wasn't this pig that attacked our camp that day, but an adult pig that was bigger than them. I'm afraid it's just piglets."

Yuan Shao couldn't calm down anymore, he stood up awkwardly: "A pig that is as tall as a horse is actually just a piglet?!"

"Yes, my lord," Ju Yi recalled what happened back then, and he still has lingering fears. He wiped the sweat off his head, and gestured to Yuan Shao: "The pig's leg may be as tall as mine, and I'm standing on it. It’s as small as a rabbit facing an elephant.”

Yuan Shao stepped down from the throne, and hurriedly came to the front of the two bound "Wang Bu Wang piggies". He was so surprised that he stretched out his hand to wipe the pig's teeth. The pig struggled harder, and the rope released Weeping weakly, Yuan Shao frowned: "Diao Chan probably has more pigs in her hands, just like the goose army back then, and she wants to use these strange beasts to form an army and deal a devastating blow to the princes of the world. "

Chen Gong was also shocked, and he bowed to Yuan Shao: "Please also ask Yuan Gong to agree to form an alliance with our lord. Although our lord has millions of teachers, he does not have any strange beasts to help him. Without Yuan Gong's support, I am afraid that it will be soon It will be defeated by Diao Chan."

Yuan Shao was silent for a long time, waving his hand to signal the hesitant counselors to silence, his deep eyes swept over the two humming "Wang Wang Zhu", and he was more afraid of Diao Chan than Lu Bu in his heart. , and even because of the previous psychological shadow, Yuan Shao developed a fear of Diao Chan, how could this be? !

Yuan Shao will never allow himself to be cowardly, he is the king, the biggest prince in the north, the toughest man, a real man who will fight hard and never give in even if his head is broken!

Thinking of Yuan Shu who was farming under Diao Chan's hands, and thinking of the countless troops who were killed and injured by goose dung, Yuan Shao hated him very much.

The lips are dead and the teeth are cold. If Lu Bu loses to Diao Chan, there will be no princes in the world who can compete with Diao Chan.

Thinking of this, Yuan Shao finally let go, and nodded to Chen Gong: "Yes."

He just stood between the two pigs, and looked contemptuously at the two pigs that were tied up and could only be slaughtered. Yuan Shao said, "How strong is this pig?"

"The last one can take it down!" Yan Liang replied immediately.

Wen Chou was a little more modest: "The final general needs the help of General Yan Liang to take down this pig."

Ju Yi frowned: "This piglet is much worse than the adult pig back then."

Yuan Shao nodded, and was about to continue to ask. The two Wang Bu Wang Zhu, who had received his contemptuous gaze and felt hurt in their self-esteem, became angry and struggled. -"

The rope of one of the pigs split at the sound, and the other pig grunted louder and broke free from the rope. Yuan Shao stood in front of the pig and couldn't react for a while.

All the generals shouted: "My lord, be careful!—"

Out of the corner of Yuan Shao's eyes, he glanced at the pig that broke the rope, and the astonishment flashed in his eyes, and the alarm bells rang in his mind!

A gust of wind blew by, and Yuan Shao only had time to take half a step sideways when the pig's trotter stepped on his lower back, causing severe pain in an instant, and he threw forward under the influence of inertia.

Yuan Shao only had time to scream, before he fell to the ground.

The planners were stunned, and the generals were even more exclaimed, all the ministers rushed up to help Yuan Shao, in exchange for him clutching his waist and scolding him for the severe pain.

"This pig is wild and untamed, please stay away, my lord!"

"Hurry up and take them down and tie them up for me!" Yuan Shao shouted loudly.

All the generals drew their swords one after another, but the two pigs on the field only saw each other in their eyes. The fierce light suddenly appeared, their hooves kicked the ground, and the pig's teeth collided with each other among the lightning and flint, making the sound of golden swords, which made people People are frightened and terrified.

The two pigs got into a fight, and passers-by have never seen them again. There is only one thing in their minds, and that is to kill each other even if they are desperate!

The king's pig in this world can only be me!

Yuan Shao sensed something was wrong: "Quick, separate them!"

In just a few breaths, the two pigs rushed towards each other in a suicide attack, and the "secret weapon" that Yuan Shao had worked so hard to get his subordinates to steal and research turned into two high-quality fresh pork in an instant. It's steaming, if you put it in the pot at this time, you will be able to cook a peerless delicacy!

Everyone was dumbfounded, Yuan Shao turned his nose in anger.

died!

After a lot of trouble to get the pistol, it died like this!

What was even more exasperating was that he felt his waist being kicked and the pain was so severe that it was difficult for him to stand upright for a while.

Losing big!

Yuan Shao staggered and fell to the ground, everyone exclaimed the Lord, and hurriedly sent people to find the medical officer.

Chen Gong silently watched the turmoil in Yuan Shao's camp, and deeply felt Yuan Shao's unreliability.

Is this kind of teammate really credible?Don't fail to help their lord at that time, but cause trouble to the lord instead!

Unwilling to lose two pigs, Yuan Shao ordered his subordinates to invite the best butlers to dissect the two pigs to see what was inside. up.

Yuan Shao said: "We ate Diao Chan's strange beast today!"

Yuan Shao issued such an order to boost morale, stepping down on Diaochan, but he didn't want the cook to stew pork with water, but he sprinkled a little salt, and the fragrance floated thousands of meters away, making people drool.

Everyone in Yuan Shao's camp ate the extremely delicious food that is rare in this world, and many literati wiped their tears while eating, crying very sadly.

"Eat this kind of pork, I'm going to become a fairy!"

"Why is there such a delicious food in the world, let me drink another sip of soup, and I am willing to die."

"How am I/will I be able to eat anything else in the future?!"

Yuan Shao: "..."

Diao Chan's sorcery can confuse people so far!

He swallowed the pork, and his faith was shaken.

too - good!eat!up!

Yuan Shao planned to do the same trick again, this time he sent his generals with higher IQs, and Tian Feng, who had a fairly good brain, in order to get bigger pigs.

Chen Gong solemnly instructed: "These pigs actually hate each other, they must not be put together."

Yuan Shao wondered why he had gone so long ago, and he only reminded him now, feeling a little displeased, but Chen Gong is not his subordinate, and he can't punish him, so he snorted coldly, and said lightly: "I don't How obedient this pig is, but when I attack Qingzhou, I want to see you driving it into Qingzhou territory, causing huge chaos to the Qingzhou army."

The two shouldered heavy responsibilities, and they all treated them seriously, and replied sonorously.

"The last will obey!"

"The minister obeys the order!"

Yuan Shao clutched his waist, limp on the bed, commanding in the curtain.

Qingzhou received the news that Yuan Shao raised his troops to attack, and hurriedly sent a letter to Diaochan, while Tian Kai, who was stationed in Qi, was hurriedly pulled over by the city defender: "Tianzhou Mu, our pigs have been stolen, and now they are being sent to the city. Yuan Shao's people set out to deal with our soldiers, now I can only ask you to act! The imperial pig is raised by your side, and I especially listen to your words. Please also invite the imperial pig to bring all its grandchildren. Clean it up, no matter life or death!"

Tian Kai readily agreed, the huge imperial pigs were raging on the battlefield, they only needed to smell the same kind of breath, even though they were far away, Yuan Shao, who attacked Diaochan from the north to the south, was unable to break through the outer defense line at all. ,

Lu Bu waited for a long time for Chen Gong not to come, but Diao Chan was unwilling to procrastinate any longer. Seeing that it was snowing heavily and the severe cold was coming, Diao Chan sneered, raised the horn and said, "Lu Bu, if you stay in the city and refuse to come out, don't come out." Blame me for being cruel!"

Hearing this, Lu Bu sneered to the left and right and said, "This crazy woman is talking in her sleep again, so what can she do if I don't go out? She is also cruel, she can't even conquer the city gate, and she doesn't dislike shame when she speaks big in front of everyone."

On the other side, Xun Chen asked Diao Chan softly, "My lord's delay in attacking the city, is it because he took care of Lu Bu's soldiers outside? I heard what you said before, and the implication is that you have already figured out a way?"

Cao Cao was most concerned about the progress of the siege, and he followed him and waited eagerly for Diao Chan to answer Xun Chen's questions.

"The same old tricks have been tried and tested again and again, and the damage is a little bit, but the effect is excellent," Diao Chan chuckled lightly, his eyes flickering coldly: "The feces of the [-] goose army condensed into ice, which caused a huge blow to Yuan Shao before. Then the lethality of the million goose army will only increase. I will force Lu Bu to open the city to fight!"

Cao Cao's expression froze, and his eyes were blank: Did he hear it wrong?Goose droppings?

Xun Chen: ...