When the full-level Diaochan crosses the Three Kingdoms

Sima Yi's make-up skills are perfect after being honed. He is not only good at putting on various makeup looks for himself, but also likes to use Zhuge Liang's face to practice his hands.

This skill can come in handy at a critical moment.

Liu Xie never expected that one moment he was still thinking about killing him and not returning to Chang'an, and the next second he became Guo/Meimei.

Put on light red clothes, pink face and red makeup, and use makeup to modify the face, so that the edges and corners of the man will disappear under the contrast of light and shade, leaving only the soft face of the woman.

This handicraft is absolutely perfect!

Not to mention that Liu Xie was shocked, even Guo Jia gave Sima Yi a thumbs up and praised Sima Yi: "Zhongda is amazing! It's enough to confuse the real with the fake!"

Liu Xie was taller than Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang, and there was a faint sense of disobedience in it. Zhuge Liang thought about it, and ran to get two big steamed buns.

Sima Yi suddenly realized: "By the way, what else do I want to miss! He is slender, already the height of an adult woman, how could he not be dripping—?"

Guo Jia laughed with a "poof": "My lord even taught you this?!"

"The master taught it to sister Yueying."

He also taught her how to enlarge her breasts, how to maintain her figure, and how to avoid menstrual pain. In those years, the two boys who innocently asked the master to treat them equally, and wanted to stay in the class, knew more than the noble girls these days.

Liu Xie reacted a little later: Could he be tricked by Guo Jijiu?

The woman's gentle figure was reflected in the brass mirror, and she couldn't see her real face. When a basin of water was brought to see the stunning face clearly, Liu Xie was in a daze for a while, and almost fell into his own beauty.

He was about to touch it, and the people in the water also reached out to touch his face, but Sima Yi grabbed him with sharp eyes.

"I haven't set my makeup yet, it will take a while, don't rub it, I finally drew the eyeliner!"

Sima Yi said sternly, then turned around and went to get the powder used to set makeup.

Liu Xie exclaimed: "Who is this?! This is my face?! Such a skill is comparable to a witchcraft!"

Sima Yi said: "It's not a sorcery, it's your own. It's just that you used more rouge and gouache."

He picked up another box of powder and threw it on Liu Xie's face.

"This is the unique secret recipe used by the master. It cannot be bought outside, and only Daoist Zuo Ci can practice it."

It took nearly an hour to do a makeup look like this back and forth, and the effect is remarkable.

The depiction of eyeliner and eye shadow is enough to make a woman's eye wave flow with a charming charm, a thin layer of □□□□, makes Liu Xie's fair face even paler, and then uses the lip balm of flaming red lips, simply……

"As expected of a girl named Meimei, she has a beautiful face and a coquettish posture!" Guo Jia boasted with a smile in her eyes.

Liu Xie: ...

There is nothing wrong with it, just like this, even if the veterans of Chang'an stand in front of you, they will not recognize who you are!It's getting late, and the guards outside are already ready in a team. Let's set off now. I will send my frail niece back to Xuzhou to recuperate as soon as possible. "

Guo Jia closed the fan and said regretfully, "However, my niece became dumb in an accident. Even though she is as beautiful as a flower, it is really a pity."

"That's why I can't think of hanging myself," Sima Yi had an idea, and drew a purple mark of hanging himself on Liu Xie's neck, and tied it with a strap to cover it, so that the Adam's apple could be covered.

Liu Xiegang opened his mouth to speak: "I..."

"Little mute, don't make a sound," Guo Jia tapped the handle of his fan on Liu Xie's forehead, warning him.

Immediately he greeted his superiors, took two huge tigers with him, and headed for Xuzhou mightily all the way.

Sima Yi looked at the leaving team and scratched his head in doubt: "Did we forget something?"

Zhuge Liang was startled, and said in surprise: "Oh no, tiger cub! The master took the big flower away with him, and the master doesn't know yet!"

Two Xiao ran to Diao Chan to complain. Diao Chan smiled after hearing this, and comforted the two of them, "Don't worry, the monk can't run away from the temple. Guo Fengxiao's hometown is Yingyang, and now he lives in Xuzhou. Where else can he go?"

What the master said makes sense!

Sima Yi suddenly realized.

But on Guo Jia's side, a group of people is going to Xuzhou in a mighty way, not to mention how eye-catching, the brigade's elite soldiers and horses, and two fierce tigers are on the side, the bandits on the road look away and retreat, and the scouts are watching from afar. A group of people thought it was an enemy attack, but when they saw that the handsome flag hung by the soldiers was actually the word "Xu", they realized that these were the Xuzhou army.

Yingchuan is located in Yuzhou, and Yuzhou was originally Yuan Shu's base. Now he and his subordinates have all been arrested by Diaochan.

Before she knew it, she had taken over five prefectures including Youzhou, Qingzhou, Xuzhou, Yangzhou, and Yuzhou, and she had truly become a powerful prince with more than half of the country. Yanzhou wrapped them like stuffed dumplings, which made Cao Cao shudder and shudder!

Cao Cao's scalp tingled when he heard the scouts reporting the Xuzhou army's discovery in the south. How could he have thought that Yuan Shu was so ungrateful that he hadn't found Emperor Han yet!Yuan Shu has already been arrested, what about the two brothers of the Yuan family who agreed to unite?Where did Yuan Shao that dead ghost go? !

Cao Cao was restless, so he invited his advisers to ask about his strategy.

Xun Yu, who recruited Diao Chan, didn't say a word, all plans were destroyed, and Xun Yu, who was bloodied, had nothing to say.

The rest of the advisers discussed and suggested to Cao Cao: "The lord still needs Youzhou Mu to maintain the superficial peace for the time being. Now that Diao Chan is powerful, it is better to avoid her edge for the time being, hide your strength and bide your time, and accumulate strength in order to catch up from behind in the future."

"But Diaochan has just captured Yuzhou, and now is the time to consolidate her power. What is she doing sending so many people back to Xuzhou at this time? Could something happen in Xuzhou?" Cheng Yu was puzzled.

Xun Yu finally spoke, and his intuition kept telling him that the Xuzhou army was strange: "No, Xuzhou is located between Yangzhou and Qingzhou, and it is the safest place for Diao Chan. Send troops at this time. Going back, it looks like a lot of work, and there must be a reason for the abnormality, so I ask the lord to send the generals to investigate."

Cao Cao pondered for a moment, then called the scouts again and asked, "Have you seen who the leader of the Xuzhou Army is?"

The scout replied: "The subordinates have never seen the leader of the Xuzhou Army, but they have seen two strong tigers ahead!"

When the scout mentioned the tiger, Cao Cao couldn't help but tremble. He had lingering fears about the tiger and the people it represented.

Xun Yu had a strange look on his face: "Could it be him leading the team?"

He didn't mention who he was, but Cao Cao already understood that he was talking about Guo Fengxiao who had him fighting Yuan Shu in Puyang Keng!

Cao Cao rubbed his brows, as soon as Guo Jia was mentioned, he had a psychological impact. When he made a big fuss in Puyang, he dragged Zhicai to the brothel to drink.

Cao Cao felt even more heavy when he thought of Xi Zhong who was seriously ill and was recuperating in the rear and could not follow with the army.

His advisor is Xun Yu, who is in charge of domestic affairs, and loyal in foreign affairs, and the two are indispensable. Although Cao Cao does not dislike the genius strategy of other advisors without loyalty, but after all, he lacks some familiar relationships, and no one can do it. Like Xi Zhong, he has a tacit understanding with him.

"I'll meet him personally," Cao Cao said, "One tiger becomes two tigers. This is another adventure. It's always okay to meet old acquaintances."

"My lord, please bring your soldiers and horses!"

"Light cavalry is all you need, you don't have to work hard to mobilize the crowd," Cao Cao said resolutely: "In order to avoid unnecessary trouble caused by people's misunderstanding, Yuan Rang took heavy troops and waited ten miles away, waiting for my signal."

Cao Jun stationed in the south has been carrying out a carpet search nearby, in order to find the Han Emperor who was left outside as soon as possible, but the search has found nothing so far. Cao Cao has reason to suspect that the Han Emperor has fallen into the hands of other people. Maybe it's Diaochan who just captured Yuzhou!

If Yuan Shao had obtained Emperor Han, he would have announced to the world that the emperor would welcome the emperor to establish a new capital. How could he endure until now? Only Diao Chan could hold his breath.

Cao Cao led the light cavalry to stop Guo Jia and others who were planning to go to Yangzhou and return to Xuzhou by way. When Guo Jia saw Cao Cao, he didn't feel guilty at all, and greeted him with a generous smile: "Caozhou Mu, don't come here and be safe!"

Cao Cao smiled, "I would also like to thank Guo Jijiu for his contribution."

If it weren't for this, he wouldn't have been hit by Yuan Shu unprepared. Not to mention the heavy loss, he managed to win a round, but made a wedding dress for others, which made Cao Cao both annoyed and angry.

"It's easy to say, Caozhou Mu took such good care of me back then, I always want to thank you," Guo Jia said without blushing or panting, and his cheerful appearance made people itch with hatred.

Cao Cao endured his desire to beat someone up, and asked Guo Jia, "Is it because Guo Jijiu and his teachers mobilized everyone to go to Yangzhou to escort this carriage?"

"No, I managed to get the Lord's approval. It's safe to be escorted by soldiers."

Cao Cao chuckled lightly, his eyes were as sharp as a sharp edge, and he drove his horse closer: "Oh? I don't know what kind of important person the sacrificial wine is escorting for you to treat it so solemnly?"

"Where is the big shot, it's my weak dumb niece," Guo Jia laughed.

Hearing the conversation outside, Liu Xie's heart rose in his throat.

"Why haven't I heard that Guo Jijiu still has relatives in Yingchuan?" Cao Cao doubted, "It's just escorting a girl, why don't we bring good soldiers and good generals?"

Guo Jia said with emotion: "It's not my niece who is beautiful and beautiful. She is a rare beauty in the world. If she is not as beautiful as the lord, it will be a disaster for the girl's family!"

Cao Cao frowned, Guo Jia couldn't tell the truth, but if there was really a girl in the car, he didn't need to stop him here.

Cao Cao glanced at the carriage, inspected it with his eyes, and thought to himself: If Youzhou Mu got the Emperor Han, why did he hide it?The power of the emperor can command the princes of the world, and of course the emperor of Han should make it public.

Perhaps it was because of his meaningful glance, Guo Jia cooperated and raised his voice: "Why, Caozhou Mu doesn't believe it?"

"Guo Jijiu is serious, and I just came here to catch up with you." Cao Cao didn't want to fall out with Diao Chan for the time being. He would definitely not be able to beat Diao Chan now. If he wanted to tear himself apart with her, Yanzhou might be finished in a matter of minutes. .

Cao Cao clenched his fists, wishing he could immediately lift the curtain to search the situation in the carriage. If Emperor Han also fell into Diao Chan's hands, no one in the world would be able to outrun him.

Seeing this, Guo Jia opened the curtain of the carriage, revealing the panic-stricken beauty in the carriage. The beauty bit her red lips, her eyes were as timid as water, and Cao Cao just glanced at it, leaving a stunning impression in his mind.

"This is my niece Guo/Meimei. If there is nothing wrong with Caozhou Mu, please leave as soon as possible. Don't hinder us." Guo Jia said impatiently: "Meimei was almost forced to death in her hometown. Yu, just wait to go back to Xuzhou to take good care of him. Since my uncle knows about this, I will never stand by and watch, so I implore the lord to give me a vacation and ask for a team to send him off."

Cao Cao saw the strangle marks on the beauty's neck, and his heart moved: It's a hard life.

Since she was really a beautiful girl, Cao Cao didn't intend to pester her anymore, and soon took her back to the garrison camp.

Guo Jia lowered the car curtain and led his men and horses away smoothly.

Seeing Cao Cao coming back, Xun Yu approached with concern and asked, "Did you find anything during your trip, my lord?"

"Guo Fengxiao is not escorting Emperor Han, but his niece in Yingyang," Cao Cao rubbed his chin, recalling the beauty he glimpsed in surprise. Judging by Ben San's love experience, this beauty is a rarity in the world. Most of all, she has a graceful figure and stands alone. The beauty of a beauty lies in her strength of character. Although her eyes are timid and simple, it is difficult to hide the charming demeanor at the tip of her brows.

"This Guo/Meimei really deserves the name of a beauty," Cao Cao said with emotion, "If she hadn't been in the enemy camp, I would have taken such a beauty as my concubine."

Xun Yu's men paused, knowing that the old problem of the lord's lust was repeated again.

Cao Cao likes widows with big breasts, and he is tired of eating money from weak beauties, and easily despises them without special style. One can imagine how special this woman is.

Xun Yu looked strange and lowered his head in thought.

"What is Wen Ruo thinking?"

"I'm thinking, isn't Guo Fengxiao the son of the Guo family who have been single-handed for three generations?" Xun Yu wondered, "He has no brothers and sisters, where did he get a niece?"

"Maybe it's a cousin of the same clan?" Cao Cao said uncertainly.

Xun Yu had an intuition that something was wrong, and asked Cao Cao again and again, "My lord, are you sure there are no other people hidden in Guo Meimei's carriage?"

"I've seen it all, and it's clear inside the car." Cao Cao decided that Guo/Meimei is a great beauty. Xun Yu didn't doubt it. ?”

Cao Cao shook his head: "No, those soldiers are all seven-foot men, wearing heavy armor, wearing spears and long swords. Your Majesty's dragon body is noble, and he has never practiced martial arts. How can he bear the weight of the armor?"

So Cao Cao came to a conclusion: "It seems that Youzhou Mu has not found His Majesty either."

The news of Liu Xie's disappearance has been spread in a small area. Lu Bu hurried back to Chang'an from Jizhou. Cao Cao didn't think that Diao Chan's news would lag behind him. He speculated: Maybe Diao Chan is looking for His Majesty just like me. .

The more Xun Yu thought about it, the more wrong he became. A flash of light flashed in his mind, and he asked Cao Cao: "My lord, go to lift the curtain of Guo Meimei's carriage, is Guo Fengxiao angry?"

"He was very impatient," Cao Cao recalled, "but I didn't lift the curtain. Guo Jia lifted the curtain himself."

"This is exactly what is abnormal. You want to check the carriage, but Guo Fengxiao is not angry, and even opened the curtain for you? No, how could Guo Fengxiao do so many things in one fell swoop with his intelligence? He must have done it on purpose. In doing so, why did he ask you to go to Guo/Meimei many times in one fell swoop to show his magnanimity? Or for other purposes..."

Xun Yu murmured in a low voice, every time he encountered something related to Guo Jia, he always looked nervous, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that he was as if he was facing a big enemy.

Cao Cao said helplessly: "Maybe he just did it casually, Wen Ruomo thought too much."

"No, no, Guo Fengxiao never does useless things!" Xun Yu said firmly.

Cao Cao sighed: "You are too nervous, how terrifying is Guo Jia, that makes you so afraid?"

"His ingenuity and calculations are by no means inferior to his talents. He has a lot of ingenuity and does not follow common sense," said Xun Yu.

Being friends is very happy and relaxed, because Guo Fengxiao is a treasure who makes him happy every day, but as an opponent, Xun Yu only feels headaches and worries so much that he loses a lot of hair.

"Maybe he wants to use beauty tricks?" Cao Cao half-jokingly said, "I was so mad when I saw this, I was eager to ask for a marriage, but it delayed the business?"

When Xun Yu heard the words, his eyes lit up, and he said to Cao Cao: "My lord, why don't you go to Youzhou Mu to ask for Guo's concubine, so as to make Qin and Jin good."

Cao Cao: ? ? ?

Maybe it was because his expression was too blank, Xun Yu patiently explained: "This Guo/Meimei must have a big problem! My lord might as well use this to test Youzhou Mu's attitude, and then test Guo Fengxiao's reaction, if he really agrees Dear, Guo Fengxiao will be angry because you despise Guo/Meimei."

Cao Cao asked, "Is it worth doing this?"

"Don't worry, my lord, personal matters will not affect your alliance with Diao Chan, and Diao Chan will not be angry because of this, after all, Guo/Mei Mei has nothing to do with her, and if Guo Fengxiao is angry, how can he come to revenge you when he is far away in Xuzhou? He caused a lot of trouble in Yanzhou, and he never showed mercy to our subordinates from the beginning."

Personal friendship is one thing, and political games are another. Xun Yu can be friends with Guo Jia in personal feelings, but he will never miss the business because of friends. Even, because he knows Guo Jia's temperament, Xun Yu was just like facing a big enemy, and he kept thinking about it.

"Okay, I'll write a letter to Diao Chan right now." Cao Cao agreed without hesitation.

Soon, Diaochan in Xuchang opened Cao Cao's letter and was at a loss.

"There is a beauty here, I glanced at it in shock, and thought like crazy, I wrote to Youzhou Mu to ask for Guo's daughter as a concubine..."

Diao Chan read the ten lines at a glance, dumbfounded.

"Cao Cao guessed right, Guo/Meimei really has a big problem, but such a test is too rash, he wants to test Feng Xiao's attitude, so I will help him," Diao Chan said with a suppressed smile : "Where is the goose messenger? Send this letter to Guo Jijiu!"

Whether Guo Jia agrees or is angry, he can give Cao Cao a good signal.

So, Guo Jia received the letter, and Guo Jia read it several times in a daze, confirmed it again and again, and then handed the letter to Liu Xie with a serious face.

"Zhong Da's craftsmanship is very successful."

Liu Xie: ...

Seeing his strange expression, Guo Jia couldn't help it anymore, and laughed while covering his stomach: "Hahahahaha!!!"

"Cao Cao is so provocative to me, asking to marry my niece as a concubine, how dare you!" Give Cao Cao a great gift, and let him know the consequences of angering me!"

Guo Jia touched Liu Xie's dog's head. At this time, Liu Xie had changed back into clean men's clothes, and he avoided a few steps awkwardly: "What big gift?"

"The most famous thing in Xuzhou is that the news spreads quickly. Because there are geese delivering letters, the communication between various families is faster than sending messengers, which can spread the news better." Guo Jia shook his finger: "In less than three days , the whole of Xuzhou will know that Cao Cao has kidnapped the emperor, and within a month, the whole world will know about it."

After all the makeup was washed off, Liu Xie breathed a sigh of relief. He saw the white geese flying across the sky of Xuzhou City from time to time, and thought of the prosperous scenes he saw along the way, and fell into deep thought.