The villain counterattacks Bailian [Quick Transmigration]

Beep!

When the bell rang, Su Ren opened his eyes and found that he had returned to the real world, recalling his life together with Xiao Lin in the world of Douwen in the concubine's house, and his heart felt sweet.

It's a pity that I didn't see my husband as soon as I woke up, otherwise, we could...

Su Ren complained regretfully.

Life in ancient times is pleasant and interesting, but after the elegance is completed, there will always be something missing. After all, the level of health and medical technology in ancient times is limited, and the choice of props is too small, not to mention that Xiao Lin was the emperor in that world, and he was also the former Sima and harem Empress, both of them have to get up early and go to bed late every day to be busy with state affairs...

Su Ren thought about it.

They have lived together for 50 years in the world of concubine house fighting, and more than [-]% of the intimacy is done in the royal study and the car. Playing coercion on the dragon chair facing the back, but as soon as he thought of the big bed that was left out, Su Ren suddenly felt uncomfortable again.

It's all the peacock's fault!

If he hadn't come up with such a wonderful setting of brother and dog blood value, my husband and I wouldn't have spent most of our lives fighting with the old and stubborn old people in the imperial court, and we could play whatever we wanted in the back garden of the palace!

Thinking of this, Su Ren decided to go out and find Jiang Fengqi to settle the score.

Of course, before leaving, he wanted to make out with her husband.

……

In order to make her husband interested in him as soon as he sees him, Su Ren put on a full set of maid cat, ran to the living room with cat claw gloves, and shouted: "Master, am I cute dressed like this?"

"What do you say?"

Xiao Lin raised his head, glanced at the cat-eared maid who was alive and kicking, and immediately became excited, hooked his hands and said, "Little cat, come quickly and serve your master."

"Okay."

Su Ren said with a smile, turned around on purpose, swayed his body and said, "What does the master want to eat? Is it coffee or cake?"

"I want to eat my little maid."

Xiao Lin laughed, hugged Su Ren, let him sit on his body, and said while being affectionate: "Woke up so soon?"

"Because I miss my husband."

Su Ren said with a smile, picked up a piece of cake on the coffee table, picked off the strawberries one by one, and asked while eating: "Master really doesn't want to eat cake?"

"I want to eat cake, but I want to eat your cake even more."

"Really? Or—"

Su Ren asked in a whiny voice on purpose, Xiao Lin smiled, bit the cake in Su Ren's hand, and said, "Actually, I like to eat both."

——They have been in the virtual world for 50 years. Although they are high and powerful, it takes a lot of trouble to eat a piece of pure cream cake because of the backward productivity. In modern society, it is natural to ruin and waste to death.

"Husband..."

While sharing the fresh strawberry cake with Xiao Lin, Su Ren mentioned Jiang Fengqi again: "When will we settle accounts with Jiang Fengqi, an idiot? I calculated carefully, and at least half of the worlds we have experienced should be prepared by him. ..."

"how do you know?"

Xiao Lin paused to eat the cake and asked serious questions.

"At least, he definitely wrote the script for you to transmigrate into Nangong Shaohua's world!"

Su Ren said solemnly: "Do you still remember the plot of the TV series I participated in filming in that world?"

"Remember, it's a TV series that claims to be a big production but actually Mary Su is so bloody and speechless. The male lead and the female lead are called... what are they called..."

Xiao Lin couldn't remember for a while, and fell into deep thought.

"The female lead is Qianxue, the male lead is Zhao Xin, and the second male lead is Feng Qi...Listen to this name! It's 100% this idiot's self-substitution!"

Su Ren said angrily: "However, compared to the embarrassingly pretentious plots he arranged for me, and the shocking inner monologues he wrote for you, he stuffed his name into it as a beauty A strong and miserable heartthrob is not a Tianlei manipulation."

"After all, this guy is a cheap bitch at heart."

Xiao Lin said in agreement.

Su Ren also said: "Not only does he lack pumping, but he is also a narcissist, and he is obsessed all day long. For example, Tang Qinian and Chu Yihua, who appeared in the world where I was hit by a car and had to sit in a wheelchair almost all the time, They should all be his incarnation. On the one hand, YY himself is the heart-throb Kai Zigong, and on the other hand, he fantasizes that he can be loved by the whole world even if he wears women's clothing, do you think this person is sick?"

"Hearing what you said, I suddenly feel that Tang Qinian and Chu Yihua's marriage has changed from a marriage made in heaven to a whimsical daydream."

Xiao Lin spoke with deep discomfort, his whole body was pierced uncomfortable.

The two continued to discuss along this line of thought, and the more they realized that Jiang Fengqi's incarnations were all over the system world, and at least one could be found in almost every world.

"Speaking of which, isn't this guy a senior tech boss? Why can't he read the insane idiots all day long?"

Su Ren asked puzzledly.

Xiao Lin raised his head and said, "We can ask him for the answer to this question in person. Now, you only need to do one thing."

"whats the matter?"

"Be honest and be eaten by me!"

After finishing speaking, the man pressed down Su Ren who was full of talk about finding Jiang Fengqi to settle accounts with.

……

……

When Xiao Lin and Su Ren broke into the office, Jiang Fengqi was furious at Su Ren on the screen.

"Ah, my dear baby, you really are so perfect from top to bottom, this face, this figure, this voice, this line... Oh, Dad loves you so much, Dad wants to hold you in his arms and love you... But why do you just like that idiot! Woohoo, Dad is so uncomfortable, Dad—when did you come! "

Suddenly looking up and seeing Xiao Lin, Jiang Fengqi suddenly changed his face, and cursed: "How many times have I told you to knock on the door before entering! Also, why did no one notify me when you came to my office! Secretary! Where is the secretary!"

Jiang Fengqi started to lose his temper.

Xiao Lin didn't bother to pay attention to him, and Su Ren, who was blocked by him, poked his head out pretending to be cute, and made a grimace: "Mom, long time no see."

"It's dad, not mom!"

After the usual correction, Jiang Fengqi finally calmed down, and asked Xiao Lin: "Is there something urgent that you came to my office suddenly?"

"It's really important to settle accounts with you."

Xiao Lin spoke in a good-tongued tone, and began to enumerate Jiang Fengqi's "criminal evidence" that the two of them had sorted out together.

It's a pity that Jiang Fengqi is a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

At the beginning, he even hummed a few times in coordination, but later he was unwilling to even perfunctory, took out his mobile phone to play the love development game, the lover's voice was——

"Dad, don't touch other people's here, it feels good or bad~"

Hearing his own voice suddenly, Su Ren's face turned livid.

Xiao Lin involuntarily snatched Jiang Fengqi's phone, glanced at the 3D modeling of Su Ren wearing a pink princess dress on the screen, handed the phone to Su Ren, and said word by word: "We should really help our mother Find someone who can take care of him."

"I agree very much," Su Ren said angrily, "Someone is in charge of him 24 hours a day, so he shouldn't be too free to develop such a nasty thing!"

"Heroes see the same thing, let's go now—"

"Shut up, all of you! Give me back your phone!"

Jiang Fengqi cursed angrily.

Just at this time, someone called in, so——

"Father, come and love your little Renren~ Little Renren can't wait~"

A bone-crushing synthetic ringtone rang, Su Ren couldn't hold back for a moment, and the phone fell to the ground with a thud.

"Oh, my phone..."

Jiang Fengqi sighed regretfully, bent down to pick up the phone.

Su Ren finally exploded completely at this time, rolled up his sleeves and said, "Honey, I want to beat him up! Don't stop me!"

"I definitely won't stop you, because I want to beat him too." Xiao Lin gritted his teeth and said.

The two looked at each other——

one two Three!

In an instant, fists rained down, beating Jiang Fengqi, who was laying on the ground to pack his cell phone, until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he cursed at the same time:

"Let's see if you dare to covet my wife next time!"

"Sao Peacock, if you dare to lust on me again, I will definitely find a fire stick and blow you up!"

……

Because they were afraid of killing people, and because Jiang Fengqi was their "mother" no matter how coquettish or beating, the two let go of Jiang Fengqi after venting, threateningly asking: "Do you dare next time?"

"Don't dare...don't dare..."

Jiang Fengqi yelled perfunctorily, and Su Ren and Xiao Lin suspected that he was planning something more nasty right now with his roguish eyes.

Realizing that this guy would get itchy and cause trouble if he was too idle, Su Ren and Xiao Lin looked at each other, pretending to be helpless and said: "Mom, we have something very important to tell you."

"What's the matter? Let's hear it? Let's see if Dad can help you solve it!"

Jiang Fengqi showed the shameless face of "Although you never respect me, I am still a good father".

"Yes... yes... that's what happened..."

Su Ren glanced at Xiao Lin with some hesitation, and said, "We want to have our own children in the real world."

"The child...the child is fine...wait a minute!"

Jiang Fengqi suddenly came back to his senses, propped up his body and shouted at Xiao Lin: "You want Xiao Renren to be pregnant in reality too! Are you out of your mind or read too many mentally retarded novels! Even if his body is a chimera, It is impossible to give birth to you like a woman!"

"It depends on human effort," Xiao Lin said. "When AI technology first matured, almost everyone who studied AI firmly believed that AI could not give birth to a real soul, but now, how many people still insist on this concept?"

"This one……"

Jiang Fengqi was stunned, and after a little hesitation, he said loudly: "Don't confuse concepts forcibly! The creation of souls by AI is a breakthrough in computer science! Boys are a subversion of natural science! You can't just say that boys are also the same because of breakthroughs in AI research. It’s possible! This is nonsense!”

"But Mom, there are only things you can't think of in this world, there is nothing you can't do!"

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Chimera: In genetics, it is used to refer to individuals with chimeric or mixed performance of different genetic traits, and also refers to one of the types of chromosomal abnormalities.Sometimes it also means that there are organisms with different traits in the same organ, and the frequency of this phenomenon in the population is likely to be as high as 10% to 15%.

Common human chimeras are mostly caused by abnormal development of twins, and the most famous dog blood incident caused by this is the mystery of the green hat:

A man discovered that his son was not his own, but his wife had not cheated or had supernatural contact. After medical intervention, it was discovered that the DNA of the man's penis-related organs was different from the DNA of the man's other somatic cells.It turned out that the man's mother was pregnant with fraternal twins, and the twin brother was absorbed by his brother in the mother's body, but part of the remaining genes of the younger brother persisted in developing into the younger brother of the older brother... So, all the children of the man in this life are His brother's and not his own.

The symmetrical incident is that a single mother in the UK applied for social welfare assistance after giving birth to a child, but was found not to be the mother of the child in the paternity test. The court suspected that she abducted the child and sued her, and finally passed the paternity test after the second pregnancy. Only then did I find out that this single mother was a chimera, and the DNA in her hair, skin, and blood was different from the DNA in her womb.