There is an evil fairy in Tiangong

There are heavenly soldiers on duty at the junction of the demon world and the human world. Jin Yuanbao always remembered that her future daughter-in-law often talked about going to the human world for a visit. Sending care, sending favors, and adding some benefits, you can basically get acquainted with each other, and it's much easier to speak.

After flying to the barrier, Jin Yuanbao talked to the head of the heavenly soldiers, and promised again and again that he would never mess around in the mortal world. The head of the heavenly soldiers hesitated for a while, and then he let go: "Princess Ten, it is not impossible to let you go there, but you can You have to keep me informed, the mortal world is no better than the demon world, you must not use witchcraft at will, otherwise if something happens, I will not be the scapegoat."

Jin Yuanbao laughed a few times, and said in a low voice, "Don't worry, just pretend that I haven't been here. If something really happens, it's because I sneaked out and I won't blame you."

The Heavenly Soldiers said: "That's the best, let me say it first, those stinky Taoist priests who cultivate immortals in the world don't like goblins the most, catch one and kill one, ten princesses, when you meet those stinky Taoist priests, don't be brave, sneaking is the kingly way! "

"If we encounter any danger, we will definitely escape as soon as possible. Thank you today." Jin Yuanbao patted the head of Tianbing on the shoulder, then turned his head and gave Yu Wushuang a "fixed" look.

The leader of the Heavenly Soldiers sighed, the so-called being soft-handed and short-tempered when eating people, he waved his hand to the Heavenly Soldiers who retreated in the barrier, with a solemn expression, and said to Jin Yuanbao: "Princess Ten, you can stay in the mortal world for five days at most, if five days Before the day comes back, I will deal with it impartially and inform the Demon King of the whereabouts of the ten princesses to the mortal world!"

"Thank you." Jin Yuanbao nodded, and pulled Yu Wushuang across the barrier. When they stepped on the mortal land, they immediately felt a sense of dizziness. Their eyes were blurred for a moment, and then returned to normal immediately.

"Jin Yuanbao, is this the Mortal Realm?" Yu Wushuang raised his eyes and looked around, the dense forest was terribly silent, not a single sound of birds and beasts was heard, and the cool wind swished in, Yu Wushuang folded his arms and shook his body, "It's so spooky, I can't even see a ghost, the book says it's all a lie!"

"What you've been reading all day are all messed-up books." Jin Yuanbao squinted at Yu Wushuang with disdain, "Cities in the mortal world are fun. This is obviously a mountain, probably because it connects to the demon world. Here, the yin energy is oppressive, not suitable for the survival of spiritual creatures, so there is no trace of life."

Yu Wushuang said: "I see, Jin Yuanbao, I didn't expect you to know a lot."

"I know more than you think." Jin Yuanbao snorted softly, she turned and walked down, "Don't be stupid, let's go quickly, let's see if there is a city at the foot of the mountain, and have something interesting .”

"Interesting?" Yu Wushuang's eyes lit up, and she quickly followed Jin Yuanbao's footsteps, "Jin Yuanbao, do you have any interesting ideas?"

"If you take any of those bad ideas in your stomach, you can play with them for several days."

Yu Wushuang muttered dissatisfiedly: "This is not a demon world, and you can't use witchcraft casually. The worst thing is that you can only stay for five days. No matter how many bad ideas I have, it's useless."

"You also know that this is not the demon world. We are all here for the first time, and we don't know anything yet. You'd better be honest and don't cause me any trouble."

"What trouble can I get into..."

"Little ancestor, you are so capable, don't you have less troubles in the demon world?"

"You... you also have a share!"

The two little ancestors from the demon world descended the mountain amidst the noise, and there was a majestic city not far in front of them. The city gate in the middle of the city was wide open. There seemed to be a burst of enthusiastic shouting from inside the door.

"Ah, yes." Yu Wushuang suddenly remembered, she rubbed her hands together, turned around and transformed into the appearance of a handsome young man, a folding fan appeared in her hand, Yu Wushuang opened the folding fan, she smiled and said to Jin Yuanbao bowed, "Girl, Xiaosheng passed by here and saw the girl as beautiful as a flower, so he fell in love with her. I don't know if the girl is willing to get married and spend a good night together. From then on, I will be with you for the rest of my life."

Jin Yuanbao was taken aback by Yu Wushuang's hypocrisy, she took a few steps back and looked at her in astonishment: "Yu Wushuang, are you out of your mind again?"

"You're just having a convulsion!" Yu Wushuang put away her folding fan, puffed up her face, and tapped Jin Yuanbao on the head, "You nerd, do you know what flirting is? How about it, have you been moved by me so much that you cried and cried to marry me?"

Jin Yuanbao thought for a moment, and the corners of her lips curled up. She also turned around and transformed into a young man. Before Yu Wushuang could react, she wrapped her arms around Yu Wushuang's neck with one hand, and lifted her chin with the other hand. relative to each other.

Jin Yuanbao said with a smile: "Wu Shuang, this mortal way of communicating between men and women doesn't work for me." She hooked her hands, leaned over and whispered in Yu Wushuang's ear, "If you love me, you are willing to marry me Lian Li, we can return to the demon world now and get married immediately."

"You, you, you..." Yu Wushuang blushed, "I'm still a child, your behavior should be done in moderation, and you are not allowed to attack children!"

Jin Yuanbao let go of his hand, laughed and turned around and walked towards the city, saying: "Yu Wushuang, with your little trick, don't flirt with me more than anything."

Yu Wushuang rubbed her burning face fiercely, and she quickly shook her head: "Excellent! You are so promising, this bastard can't tell the difference between east, west, and north with just a few words of coaxing you? Why are you ashamed! I look down on you for being so worthless in front of this bastard!"

Entering the city, Jin Yuanbao and Yu Wushuang were completely overwhelmed by the bustling scene, as if they were country bumpkins, facing all kinds of weird stalls, looking here and touching there.

Jin Yuanbao sighed as he walked: "Wu Shuang, I didn't expect the mortal world to be like this. It's much better than our place. Everyone can greet each other with a smile and live in harmony. This place is really a paradise on earth."

After a long time without hearing the echo, Jin Yuanbao turned his head: "Yu Wushuang?" She was stunned for a moment, and there was nothing beside her, only those mortals looked at her with strange eyes, but there was no figure of Yu Wushuang, Jin Yuanbao panicked for a moment, she He hurriedly turned back to look for it, and shouted while looking around: "Yu Wushuang! Yu Wushuang!"

When she saw Yu Wushuang again, Jin Yuanbao wanted to strangle her to death. Yu Wushuang was sitting in a stall with seven or eight empty bowls stacked crookedly on the table. Her future daughter-in-law Not particular at all, he raised his sleeves and wiped his mouth, and even slapped the table boldly, shouting: "Boss, give me another five bowls!"

Jin Yuanbao walked up to Yu Wushuang and stared at her expressionlessly. When Yu Wushuang saw Jin Yuanbao, he was surprised and delighted: "Jin Yuanbao, where did you go just now? Why didn't I see you in a blink of an eye."

Jin Yuanbao asked sullenly, "Yu Wushuang, is it delicious? Is it more important than me?"

"good to eat!"

Jin Yuanbao was angry: "I asked the last sentence, is it more important than me!"

Yu Wushuang: "..."

“Dumpling noodles are here!”

A quarter of an hour later, Yu Wushuang couldn't bear it any longer. She looked at the gold ingot that was "sucking and sucking" while holding the bowl, without even looking at her, and then looked up at the empty bowl that was piled higher than hers. He asked blankly: "Jin Yuanbao, is it delicious? Is it more important than me?"

Jin Yuanbao didn't raise his head: "It's not important, the important thing is that it's delicious."

Yu Wushuang: "..."

Does this bastard know what it means not to do to others what you don't want to be done to others?

As long as Jin Yuanbao ate, Yu Wushuang stared at her for a long time. After eating and drinking enough, Jin Yuanbao touched his round belly, burped comfortably, and said slowly: "I didn't expect that the world is so ordinary. A bowl of noodles can be so delicious."

Yu Wushuang shouted: "Jin Yuanbao, I really didn't realize that you also have the attributes of a pig!"

Jin Yuanbao snorted softly: "It's half a catty, don't say anything about anyone."

"It's edible, I'm really convinced!" Yu Wushuang rolled his eyes.

"Don't tell me, if I hadn't eaten up all the noodles from the stall owner, I could still eat ten more bowls, the kind without a stopper!"

The mortals surrounded by good things, have been looking at the two of them and whispering, saying that they have never seen such a man who can eat, and the starving ghost is reincarnated... After the bastard's rhetoric, it attracted countless people. Yu Wushuang resisted the urge to touch his forehead.

Naturally, Jin Yuanbao also heard those mortals' comments on the two of them. She thought it was a blessing to be able to eat, so what's so strange about that?Jin Yuanbao cast a disdainful glance at the group of talkative mortals, took out an ingot of silver from his pocket and put it on the table, "Wushuang, let's go." Immediately, he took Yu Wushuang's hand, got up and left.

The two teenagers held hands as if no one was around, and the mortal even exclaimed.

All the way, they attracted the attention of ordinary people, until the two of them entered a flower building.

The girls with thick rouge and gouache on their faces showed their own abilities. They laughed and laughed, eating, drinking and having fun with those wretched men.

Most of the people who come to Hualou to have fun here are vulgar people. Suddenly, two white-faced boys came in, and they looked timid and timid, as if they hadn't fucked yet. The girls were very happy to see them, and threw The man next to him, with his waist twisted and flamboyant, rushed towards the two teenagers who were huddled in the corner.

Jin Yuanbao swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Yu Wushuang, do you know where this is? Why are these women so excited when they see us?"

Yu Wushuang trembled: "I...I don't know, I thought there are so many girls here, what's the fun."

Jin Yuanbao trembled, "Run quickly."

"The door... the door is blocked!"

"..."

Seeing that the girls were about to squeeze over, I didn't expect the girls to quarrel again because of the snatching.

"Hey, obviously I saw it first, so don't snatch it from me!"

"Bah, there are two of them! Can you bear it alone!"

"She can't stand it, but my mother can bear it, and you don't even think about it. The title of "one night party" is not something that my mother just got by chance!"

"I don't care, the first thing I see is mine!"

"Bah, bah, whoever grabs it first gets it!"

"Ah! Stop arguing! Where did you go! It's gone!"

For the sake of their lives, Jin Yuanbao and Yu Wushuang used teleportation and disappeared immediately.

Because witchcraft cannot be used in the mortal world, the two of them did not dare to be presumptuous, and the teleportation has no direction, and they don't know where this is. It seems to be a room. Only then did they wipe the cold sweat off their foreheads, and each breathed a sigh of relief.

"Heck... No need... Heck... Heck... If you take it off again, it will be gone..."

"Beauties don't be shy...haha!"

Suddenly there was a shy voice from a man and a woman from the other side of the bed. Jin Yuanbao and Yu Wushuang were startled and stared at each other, but women's shy voices and men's obscene words came from their ears frequently, which made them very curious , and sneaked out his neck from under the table.

The bed curtain was half covered, and men and women in messy clothes could be vaguely seen moving around.

Jin Yuanbao asked softly, "What are they doing? Why are they so happy?"

Yu Wushuang touched his chin: "This is probably the double cultivation mentioned in the scriptures."

"Double cultivation?" Jin Yuanbao was taken aback for a moment, "Are there double cultivations in the mortal world?"

Yu Wushuang said in a low voice: "I also read it in the scriptures. Double cultivation can make people happy physically and mentally, refresh their spirits, and can cure all diseases!"

"So miraculous?" Jin Yuanbao was surprised, she stretched her neck even longer, "Then I have to learn some experience, we can practice together when we go back."

The author has something to say: The girls in this chapter are here to make a joke, don’t be serious (≧▽≦)/, fix a bug, they didn’t pay for the noodles, ==