Male wife from the Republic of China

After a busy afternoon, although the labor intensity is not as good as that of real farmers, the quality of work completed by everyone is very good.When the meeting was over, the director team provided everyone with five catties of peanuts and six corns, as Wang Ze had guessed before.

"It feels like these five catties of peanuts and six stalks of corn have a bug." Someone said in a low voice.

Wang Senyu looked confused: "Isn't it a dinner for everyone?"

Everyone →_→: Do you eat corn and peanuts at night?

"The cooking time is one and a half hours. Before eight o'clock, you must come here to reunite. Points will be deducted for being late. Please move quickly." The director said in advance.

Everyone's nerves collapsed, although they complained in their hearts, isn't the cooking time too short?But no one stopped to argue.

Wang Senyu complained: "The director is too bad!" while dragging his six-year-old 'son' to 'home'.

Shidi Zhao Guo also said to his son without hesitation: "Yangyang and your elder brother Qiao Qiao run home quickly, we will race against time."

Zhao Guo's son looked at his father cutely, and then at Wang Senyu's 'son' who was a year older than him and a little taller than him, then pulled the boy's hand and started running.

The place where everyone lives is about the same distance from the farmhouse restaurant.Complaints belong to complaints, and they left without hesitation with peanuts and corn.

"I'll go to the lake to get the basket." Halfway on the way, Wang Ze said to Qin Yan, "Brother Qin, after you go back, wash the vegetables first and cook the rice."

"Okay prince, yes prince." Qin Yan said with a smile, and he was not polite.He has discovered it since buying vegetables at noon today.Don't look at Wang Ze's appearance of "ten fingers not touching the spring water", in fact, he is super neat in everything he does.In contrast, if he was asked to go to the lake to collect baskets or something, he might not be able to do it for a few hours.

Under the sunset glow, Wang Ze walked like flying, and the photographer who followed him had to run to keep up with his pace.During the break after lunch, besides collecting firewood, he and Qin Yan also used the unused chicken intestines to put ten bamboo baskets in the lake.

You ask where the bamboo baskets come from?Naturally, it was provided by the director team.

Director group→_→: We didn’t say we couldn’t borrow them. There are plenty of things, as long as you want them.

When Wang Ze arrived at the lake, he first picked up the snakeskin bag found in the lake, and then very accurately picked up the ten bamboo baskets that were pulled in the lake with a long rope one by one.From start to finish in one go, the time does not exceed 5 minutes.

After collecting all ten baskets, he dumped them one by one.Almost every one has it in it. ——Shrimp, loach, eel, small white fish, crucian carp.Because it is a basket specially for catching eels and shrimps.The biggest fish in it were just a few small crucian carp the size of a palm, and the others were the small white stripes caught at noon.

"I didn't eat the tofu at noon, and I just used these crucian carp to stew tofu at night." Reminded by the staff, Wang Ze said to the camera following him.

The staff questioned at the right time: "There is still a big fish that I didn't eat at noon, these small white fish are actually best fried."

Wang Ze nodded: "Yes, wrap it in egg flour. But tomorrow's breakfast and lunch will probably be prepared by myself, so these can be used as dishes for tomorrow's picnic."

Staff member: "Teacher Wang, I'm afraid you can predict things like a god, can we not spoil things?"

"I won't tell others." Wang Ze said seriously, without any hesitation in his hand movements, "Fortunately, the shrimps weighed one or two catties today. It's enough to make shrimps and corn for Xiao Chenchen tonight."

After pouring out all the contents of the basket, Wang Ze did not take the basket away, but mixed a few shrimp heads and some fish intestines together, put them into the basket, and threw them into the lake again.

Staff: "Teacher Wang, are you planning to come back tomorrow?"

"What a beautiful lake! Why don't you come here? Is the fish at noon bad? Or the shrimp bad?"

Staff (T_T)/~~: ... Director, this guy, next time we should not invite him!He is simply an expert in survival in the wild, and he also knows how to plan and plan for a rainy day.

It took Wang Ze only 10 minutes to collect the baskets, dump the goods, and then unload the baskets.But when he returned, Qin Yan had already stewed the braised fish.In addition, there is also the rice field eel that I didn't eat at noon, and I waited for Wang Ze to come back as the chef.

"The action is very fast!" Seeing Wang Ze coming back, Qin Yan was pleasantly surprised, and immediately complained to the camera, "The director is leaving us a hole everywhere. He said at noon that the firewood is enough for today. But it's all for Songmao. That firewood Good cooking is good cooking, if you can put it down, it will be gone. Fortunately, we went to pick up wood at noon, otherwise there would not be enough to cook this evening."

Wang Ze answered, "You guys say, then we have to collect firewood when we come back tomorrow, otherwise we won't have anything to burn tomorrow night and the day after tomorrow."

"Hey, with you here, we will definitely win the first place in this meal." Qin Yan was full of confidence.

Wang Ze became the head chef, and Qin Yan also became the boy who burned the fire.

Soon the rice field eel was made into dry-stir-fried eel, half of the remaining pork at noon was taken, cut into small pieces and fried all over, and made into sweet and sour pot wrapped pork; the remaining chicken was made into three Cup chicken, the remaining half of the duck is stewed with potatoes; followed by braised fish, crucian carp tofu soup, corn and shrimp, boiled peanuts and stir-fried winter melon.

When cooking, in order not to starve the two children, Wang Ze asked Qin Yan to give Xiao Qinqin and Xiao Chenchen half a bowl each.

"It's almost time, we can go." After covering the prepared meals and putting them into two special food boxes made by the farmhouse, Qin Yan and Wang Ze led the children out, one by one.

The two half-fed little guys ran to the front to lead the way, and Wang Ze and Qin Yan followed behind.

When we arrived at the farmhouse restaurant, there were already two of them.

"Heh! This group of people moved fast enough. Haha, we won." Qin Yan stretched his neck to take a look, and whispered.

what's the situation?The two groups that had come over - Zhuang Xi and Wang Senyu looked at him in unison.

"What's the situation, old Qin, it's hard to say who will win." Shidi Zhao Guo said.

Qin Yan exaggeratedly hummed twice: "You only have a few dishes, and you still want to compare with us, but we have nine dishes."

"Impossible." Wang Senyu directly denied.

Zhuang Xi and Ma Jinxuan's group was also curious. From their point of view, it was only 30 yuan today, and even if they got the money at night, it would be too late to go shopping.Did the other party get nine dishes?Even at noon, there are at most four or five dishes of chicken, duck and fish, right?

But when Wang Ze and Qin Yan put out the dishes one by one, the other two groups, as well as Zhao Eryan's group who had just entered the door, were stunned.

"What's the situation? Why do you have fish? These dishes are more than sixty." Wang Senyu shouted full of grievances.

Zhao Erya's almond eyes widened: "Why do you have rice?"

Zhuang Xi: "Yes, the money at noon is not enough to buy."

"Chicken, duck, fish, eel, shrimp, tofu, oh! I, I'm not feeling well."

"Director, when the director comes out, is it because you are greedy for Wang Ze's beauty that you specially gave them extra red envelopes?"

……

The director who was originally sitting on Diaoyutai heard the words and ran out with the script: "I said I gave them a cornucopia, do you believe me?"

"Letter." The other groups said in unison.

The director was speechless, and said to the two 'targeted': "Qin Yan, Wang Ze, you have 5 minutes to explain, let them figure it out, how did you spend your money?"

Wang Ze was serving meals for the two children, and Qin Yan simply showed off on the sidelines: "Our chicken is 16 yuan whole chicken, three yellow chickens. I ate half of it at noon. Our ducks are dried ducks bought at a stewed vegetable shop, 12 yuan. Yuan, our pork is 11 yuan a catty for the backseat meat, and it cost 60 yuan; three catties of rice, seven yuan, and two yuan for tofu. I didn’t eat it at noon, and I can have another meal tomorrow. At the old farmer’s side I spent two yuan to buy half a wax gourd that the other party hadn’t sold out, and potatoes for three yuan. Oh, oh, we also bought eggs for five yuan. It’s a total of [-] yuan. As for the fish..., hehe, Didn’t the director say that there is a lake in the farmhouse, and you can go fishing at any time. Wang Ze and I used the intestines of a slaughtered chicken to remove two fish. These shrimps are what Wang Ze and I didn’t use up at noon in the afternoon. Caught in the basket under the chicken gut."

"..." There was an instant death-like silence in the restaurant.

The parents of the other groups were dumbfounded and sculpted.

After a long time, Wang Senyu suddenly hugged his 'son' Qiao Qiao and cried loudly: "Wow! Son, I'm sorry, Dad is wrong!"

Ma Jinxuan followed: "Daughter, Dad is sorry for you! What the hell is Dad doing?"

Ma Xiaobei→_→: Idiot dad, I didn’t even see it.

"Director..." Someone wanted to talk about the director, but when he turned around, the director had already run away.

"This pit..." Zhuang Xi said, "This twists and turns, like a series of tricks. I hate it more than when I was recording the show."

The dinner ended in a happy atmosphere. Although the adults didn't get the rice, all the children got half a bowl because Qin Yan cooked too much.

Needless to say, after eating the dishes made by Wang Ze, all the children proved who made the dishes delicious.

In order to perform well in this "Happy Baby" variety show, Wang Ze did his homework before coming here.Although he didn't act like Zhuang Xi and Wang Senyu, who hugged and hugged a strange child and kept screaming "son, son".But instinctively 'disguised' himself as a diligent father.

In order for the 'son' to eat well.He and Qin Yan got up at five o'clock to clean up the baskets, and brought back some lotus roots and lotus pods by the way.After returning, one person cooks porridge, boiled eggs, and boiled peanuts; one person makes pancakes, shrimp balls, small dried fish, and lotus root sandwiches.

"It's a little lacking." Qin Yan looked at the prepared 'Autumn Outing' food and said, he already regretted cooking too much rice last night, otherwise they could at least prepare two rice balls for the children.

Qin Yan o(TヘTo): It's all vanity's fault.

If you want to carry the finished things, you must have a container.Qin Yan asked the director team, but the other party said that there was no material bag.If you have a meal box, you need to pay for it.

Qin Yan→_→: Hmph!Counting the little money in my pocket, villain!

"It's so troublesome to bring it in a lunch box." Wang Ze said, "Bring over those lotus leaves we picked earlier."

Qin Yan was shocked, and then laughed loudly: "Puhaha! How did I forget that when there was no material bag before, there were lotus leaves and oiled paper in the package."

Staff ￣□￣｜｜: This group of people is really unacceptable, they can successfully overcome any pitfalls.

Wrap peanuts, corn, pancakes, French fries, shrimp balls, dried fish and lotus root with washed lotus leaves.When it is finished, put it in the sponsor milk box of the crew, lift it lightly, and go out at any time.

At [-]:[-], wake up the two little ones, and after they are full, put the remaining porridge in a portable thermos.

"Haha! One second reminds me of the spring outing when I was a child." Qin Yan was stunned.

Wang Ze said: "The director probably won't let us use the 1000 yuan. The 74 yuan we earned yesterday afternoon is our entire budget for today."

"It's okay, we'll use it to buy souvenirs at worst." Qin Yan said, "This is the best time I've ever participated in a variety show. I heard that the mineral water in the tourist area costs three yuan a bottle. We are alone Bring a large thermos of rice soup, which can save a lot of water."

"We need to save a little. I guess we won't have time to make money when we come back in the afternoon. I don't know what level the director team has set. In short, there may not be a penny of living expenses tomorrow."

"Oh my God, Wang Ze, I think you should keep your mouth shut."

According to the notice of the director team, we gathered on time at [-]:[-], and then took a car up the mountain.

When Wang Ze and the others arrived, the others had just arrived.The crew asked everyone to get in the car, saying that all the itinerary for today will be arranged in the car.

After getting into the car and sitting for a while, the director appeared.

"I got up a little early today, and many people probably didn't have time to eat breakfast. It doesn't matter, here we provide you with milk, snow mountain milk, which comes from the highest grassland in the world, absolutely natural and pollution-free milk. Now, our staff Send out the milk, one can per person."

"Director, is there no bread?" Ma Jinxuan asked.This can of milk is not enough to drink, even if it is drunk, it is useless.

The director responded very decisively: "No."

Xiao Chenchen and Xiao Qinqin were full after eating this morning, and this time they couldn't drink the milk, so they handed the milk to their fathers to put it away.However, children cannot watch others eat. Basically, many children want to eat as long as others move their mouths.

Wang Ze took out eight lollipops and asked them to share one by one.

"Wang Ze, have you had breakfast?" said Zhuang Xi, who had the strongest observation ability.

Wang Ze sat up straight and replied, "Yeah, you guys don't know that the director likes to play tricks. Brother Qin and I were afraid that Xiao Chenchen and Xiao Qin Qin would be hungry, so we got up early and cooked porridge with the last bit of rice .” As for the things he brought, he and Qin Yan exchanged glances, and kept silent.When the children are hungry on the mountain, they can share it with the children, but now that I have said it, I am afraid that if I can't wait until the mountain, I will have to be eaten by this group of "slackers" who stay in bed in the morning.

Ma Jinxuan looked at his daughter and couldn't help but said, "You are a trainee dad, you are really qualified."

Ma Xiaobei→_→: Hmph!

Ma Jinxuan (T＿T)/~~: ...I feel that Chinese New Year will be difficult this year!Everyone knew about the scandal of not being able to support his daughter, so how could he, Ma Jinxuan, stay at home in the future?

When everyone was drinking milk, the director continued: "Now let me talk about the next activities. First, after drinking the milk in a while, our fathers in each group will tell the children a story about Wudang Mountain or Heshan, and Stories about Taoist priests. As a local sect in our hometown, Taoism is also a kind of cultural heritage. Of course, there are no stories, and some performances and singing are also fine.

The car is expected to arrive at Qiongtai around 50:[-], and our main activities today will start from Qiongtai.You take the family as the unit, and each family chooses a different career.Then within three hours, earn at least [-] yuan for food expenses.How much money you earn will determine what level of feast your family will have for lunch today.

As for deciding everyone's respective occupations and places to stay in this way, it depends on everyone's performance in a while.There are only two chances per family.It's time to start. "

"I, I, I, I will come first." Wang Senyu immediately raised his hand as soon as the director's words fell, "I sing swords like dreams, and no one will take it from me."

The director nodded: "The sword is like a dream, and it has something to do with Wudang Mountain."

"Where do I go and where do I go? Love and hate are hard to love. I don't understand right and wrong..." Wang Senyu, as the children's host, sings the song with great pride, but the action of accompanying is absolutely aimed at the children. senses.Seeing his weird gestures, adults may not feel anything, but the children are very happy.

After Wang Senyu, Qin Yan immediately raised his hand, then stood up and said, "I'm afraid that the movements will be slow, and let others do the simple ones. I can't do anything else. But I know Tai Chi. Son, get up, together with Dad, cut watermelon."

Qin Yan's performance aroused a group of children eager to try, waiting for the father and son to finish their performance.Singer An Lu raised his hand and said, "Haha! I'm not polite anymore. I've worked hard today to get a good job. Listen to my songs——Tian Lingling, Earth Lingling, Maoshan Taoist magic, as long as It is kind and sincere, even the ghosts and gods listen to my name..."

"Haha, Brother An's song is a bit interesting." Everyone was interested, and the children even sang along.

After Anlu's performance was over, Zhao Erya, Zhuang Xi, and Zhao Guo also followed the storytellers in telling stories and reciting poems. Things that usually seemed so simple were all a little dumbfounded at the moment.In a hurry, I felt that the speech was not very good.

In order to save time, it cannot be too long.

Giggling and laughing, Wang Ze and Ma Jinxuan were left before they knew it.

Ma Jinxuan stared: "No way, so soon, everyone has finished the performance?"

"And Wang Ze and you." Zhuang Xi said as his partner.

Wang Ze took advantage of the situation and said, "Brother Ma, please invite me first, and let me think about it."

"You really think highly of me." Ma Jinxuan looked at Zhuang Xi, "What am I going to perform?"

Zhuang Xi shrugged his shoulders and said for a while, "Why don't you tell a legend like Brother Zhao."

"Okay, but the point is, I thought about it for a while, and I couldn't think of it." Having said that, in the end, Ma Jinxuan still told a legend about the 600-year-old lamp on the Golden Summit, and then deciphered it by himself , "... This lamp is not extinguished. Although everyone thought it was very magical in the past and the future, it was mainly due to the craftsmen who built the house at that time. They used their superb technology to make the entire room '□□seamless', and then Find a special wick..., so that the lamp has been on for 600 years."

"It's so amazing, Dad, can we see it later?" Ma Xiaobei expressed his curiosity with dignity.

The other children also looked over.

Ma Jinxuan nodded heavily: "Yes, I can see it, I can definitely see it."

Ma Jinxuan breathed a sigh of relief, and exaggeratedly slumped on the chair and said, "Finally passed the test, and almost crashed."

Everyone laughed kindly, and then looked at Wang Ze together.

Zhao Erya said: "Wang Ze, you can't lose face for our interns."

Wang Ze looked over with a complicated face, and struggled for a while before saying, "Can I do a magic trick for everyone?"

Everyone just wanted to say: good.

Qin Yan reminded, "Brother, we must cooperate with the main body. We can't fall short with you!"

Wang Ze rubbed Xiao Chenchen's head and said, "Chenchen, do you believe that Dad can earn you money for a big meal?"

Xiao Chenchen nodded heavily: "Yes, I believe."

"Oh, this is a good pair of father and son!" Others teased.

"This is a mantra to invite the gods. All the children are watching. Don't be mistaken." Wang Ze got up, and everyone saw his face change, and an indescribable momentum pervaded instantly.It made everyone quiet unconsciously.In the next second, there were movements on his hands, some very complicated gestures, as if the Taoist priests on TV could do them.Following the strange movements of his hands, everyone heard him say in a deep voice: "The heavens and the earth are naturally scattered, the cave is mysterious and the Taiyuan is shining, and the majesty of the eight directions makes me natural. But that hole cuts demons and binds, evil and ghosts are thousands of recitations, the chapter robs the ghosts and receives it every year, the five mountains and eight seas know the head of the demon king, guarding me and cutting the way, there is always an emergency like a law-"

"Coax—" A sound, following Wang Ze's movements, sounded outside the car window.Immediately everyone understood that several bolts of lightning were connected with some false and real shadows outside the carriage.

"Wow!" All the children's eyes widened!

"turtle!"

"Big snake!"

"..."