Master of Metaphysics is a mermaid

Xu Tengchuan felt that it was necessary for him to let Hengyu know some common sense, but he really didn't expect that a person who has lived for more than 1000 years would not even know this.

In the evening he sat down and decided to have a good talk with her.

"You really don't know?"

"what?"

"About having a baby."

"I know, but you're angry again after I said it, so I'd better not say it." It makes people feel aggrieved to hear this.

Xu Tengchuan tried his best to resist the urge to scold the idiot, "Who told you that you will get pregnant after kissing and sleeping together?"

"In the picture book, and on the TV, it's not just kisses, they take off their clothes, and then lie down and sleep together."

What she saw was like this. Teng Chuan also kissed her and hugged her that night. Could it be because he didn't take off his clothes?But they slept together, and Tse Chuan's hands were a little dishonest.

***

Xu Tengchuan didn't expect that one day he would give physiology lessons to people. Fortunately, this person finally figured out what happened, otherwise he would be too embarrassed to explain it again, what is it all about.

Hengyu cooperated with Ting Chuan's explanation and finished reading certain knowledge points, and was amazed, "So that's how it is."

It's really embarrassing.

She has been misled for so long. She thought she knew everything before, but she didn't know as much as Ting Chuan. She was ashamed.

"It's all the old man's fault. I used to go to see other people's bridal chambers. He said it was indecent and impolite, so he refused to let me go. I also blamed the TV series. If I turn off the lights, I don't know them. Doing so many things secretly behind my back."

Xu Tengchuan was speechless, he really didn't know how to answer the words, so he simply didn't answer.

TV dramas dare to show the whole process, I'm afraid they don't want to be invited to drink tea.

"It's not too late for you to know now."

"I really want to try it." Heng Yu showed anticipation on his face.

Xu Tingchuan: "..."

Does she know what she is talking about?

Xu Tengchuan felt that it was necessary for him to give serious advice, "How can you try this kind of thing casually, this is something only people who are in love will do!"

"Then we can, I love you."

Xu Yuchuan's expression froze, and he raised his eyes to look at her, and was hit by her words to the softest place in his heart.

The speaker didn't know if he was off his mind, but the listener's heart... was confused.

"It's getting late, I'll go to bed first." Xu Tingchuan ran away a little bit, not sure if he would be able to sleep.

But Hengyu shouted behind him, "Didn't you say that practice is the only criterion for testing the truth? If you don't practice, how will I know if you are right?"

Her answer was the sound of faster footsteps.

Xu Tengchuan went back to the room and closed the door, his heart beating faster, what kind of creature this woman is, it is simply overwhelming.

***

Ever since she really "learned" a certain aspect of knowledge, Hengyu teased her every day, saying that she wanted to "practice" with Xu Tiechuan, but Xu Tengchuan had no choice but to say that it was not suitable before she had a relationship foundation, so she clamored to cultivate relationships with others.

"I love you, and you know it, and now it's up to you."

"Can you stop putting this on your lips all the time, others will laugh when they hear it."

"Who, dare, laugh, talk." Heng Yu said viciously, stopping every word.

Of course Xia Hong and Qin Shen didn’t dare, but they didn’t dare in person, it’s hard to tell behind the scenes, but they admired their master, they dared to love and hate, they were women, if a girl treated them like this,...hehe, just think about it. happy.

Brother Chuan is also powerful, so he can stand up to it, a man with his true colors.

Hengyu searched the Internet, 'How to cultivate the feelings of the person you love towards you? ', she felt that she was flawless in terms of appearance, psychology, temperament, IQ, etc. Teng Chuan should be very impressed. Could it be that the first impression was not good enough?

That's right, what she did before was a bit of a thing, and she broke a beautiful vase of his, maybe it was because of this that she was deducted a little point.

"Have it!"

Hengyu hurried downstairs, shouting as he ran, "Tengchuan Tengchuan."

Xu Tengchuan was standing at the dining table drinking water, and when he heard the voice, he turned his head and glanced at her, "Slow down, what are you doing?"

"Is your birthday coming soon?"

Xu Tingchuan paused for a moment. Is she celebrating his birthday?Nodded, "Yeah."

"very nice."

After waiting for a while, there was no more to say. Seeing that she ran to the living room to watch TV after saying these two words, Xu Tengchuan had a long series of question marks in his heart, so what? ? ?

It was a bit uncomfortable being hung up by someone, so I went to sit beside her, took a peek at her, and pretended not to care, and said, "Are you asking this to give me a present?"

"Just ask." Someone has already attracted attention from the TV show, and she thinks it's a surprise, and it's better to keep a little mystery, and it's not appropriate to say too much.

However, Xu Tingchuan was completely speechless, what is going on!

The man who has always been good-tempered was so angry that he was almost irritable. Xu Tengchuan put the teacup on the table and made quite a loud noise. What was even more annoying was that he was so engrossed in watching TV that he didn't pay attention at all.

The most embarrassing thing is that you are angry and people don't know it at all. Thinking about it makes you even more angry.

***

Hengyu found that Xu Tingchuan seemed to be in a bad mood in the past few days, he didn't like to talk in the past, and he talked less these days, she secretly guessed, could it be that men also have those few days in a month?

If this is the case, she can understand it. She obediently doesn't provoke him, and consciously restrains her laughter when watching funny shows. She feels that she is considerate.

And the people who were waiting for her to discover and comfort her were not only not moved by her thoughtfulness, but even more depressed.

Depressed and depressed, Xu Tingchuan thought about it, and it wasn't the first day we met, this is her, the woman who will always make you unpredictable.

And just like that, his birthday arrived.

In previous years, birthdays were basically celebrated at the crew, or they would have a meal with the family at home. This year, he was also in the crew. The director organized the crew to hold a birthday party for him, and fans came to visit the set. It was still lively.

Just after the early morning of that day, Meng Shuhui called to say happy birthday to him.

"I made a girlfriend this year, and I can finally let go of it. You and Xiaoyu have been to the world of two."

world of two people? ...Hehe, the person who promised to be the first to tell him happy birthday has already gone to a date with Zhou Ding.

When he went to the group the next day, someone hadn’t woken up, and almost all his relatives and friends all day called or sent text messages or posted on Weibo to wish him a happy birthday, but there was no movement from someone, and there was no movement. Talk about a birthday present.

There were relatively few scenes this day, and Xu Tingchuan finished cutting the cake and called it a day. Of course, she suddenly appeared with a bouquet of flowers in her sexy dress, smiled and said happy birthday to him, and so on. Nothing happened until she got in the car .

Xu Tingchuan wondered for a moment whether she had completely forgotten that today was his birthday, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt it was possible!

Sitting in the car, he kept staring at the back of Qin Shen's head. He felt that the assistant was not doing well. Didn't he remind her of such an important matter?And Xia Hong, it shouldn't be!

Qin Shen inexplicably felt a gust of cold wind blowing from his back, and shrank his neck, "Why is it so cold today?"

***

Xu Tengchuan was depressed all the way, and finally dissipated when he saw a gift box in the living room after arriving home.

"General, general." Hengyu was dressed in red envelopes, holding two magic wands, and suddenly jumped out from somewhere, "Surprise, my dearest Teng Chuan, Xiao Chuan Chuan, happy birthday!" At the same time The last sweetness Max smiley face.

Xu Tengchuan stared at her for a moment, blinked his eyes, then hooked the corners of his lips, and finally turned into a big smile, this kind of smile is rare on his face.

"Isn't it touching?"

"so so."

Hengyu didn't care about him, he must be embarrassed to admit it, awkward man.

"Why are you dressed like a red envelope, and you're still wearing this little hat?" Xu Tingchuan reached out and pulled the two 'antennas' on her hat. It was a cute little hat with a circle of white fluffy hair on the edge.

She was wearing a bright red straight dress, full of joy, which made her complexion fairer and brighter, which suited her very well.

"It's a good day to be celebrated by wearing red. I'm going to be a gift-giving fairy today, isn't it good?" Heng Yu spun around twice with her skirt in her hands.

"It looks good." Xu Tingchuan pointed to the gift box on the coffee table and asked, "What is that?"

"A gift for you."

It seems to be quite big, and I don't know what it is, but I am looking forward to it.

"Are you going to tear it down or should I?" Heng Yu asked.

"I come."

"Then be careful, it's so expensive."

Having said that, I look forward to it even more. She is such a money fanatic, and she is willing to buy such an expensive gift.

After a while, Xu Tingchuan looked at the things he took out, "...a vase?"

"Yes, do you like it?"

"Uh... like it."

It really is a very special gift, but she didn't buy it, right?

Of course I didn't buy it, it was carefully selected by Hengyu from her small treasure house, it was the oldest one, it was priceless, really expensive.

"I was ignorant when I first came here, didn't I break one of you, this is my compensation to you, as long as you like it."

This is still an apology for the relationship, it's really hard for her to remember that.

"Put it away, but don't break it, it's unique in the world, and it's the only one."

Xu Tengchuan responded with a smirk, and carefully put the vase back into the box, "I have always been very careful, and I have never broken a cup since I was a child."

Hengyu was quite embarrassed when he heard the words, as if she was the one who was careless.

"What's that?" Xu Tingchuan suddenly glanced at a box on the dining table, stood up and walked over.

"Eggs, cakes, don't you all eat cakes on your birthday, so I bought one."

However, her slightly guilty tone made Xu Tingchuan feel that the matter was not so simple, so he took the lid off and took a look, and sure enough...