Master of Metaphysics is a mermaid

In the autumn wind, the crab legs are fat. Hengyu said that he wanted to eat crabs, so Xu Tingchuan was going to take her there. Who knew that he had already booked a seat, and it was quite close to the movie theater. It took only 10 minutes to walk there, so he was very thoughtful.

Also, for a foodie, eating is of course the most thoughtful thing.

Hengyu seemed a little excited, and he showed it on the road, shouting as if announcing some lofty ideal, "I will be the first woman to eat crabs!"

"It's late, there must be someone who ate it before you."

"Hmph, a man who doesn't understand style is really ignorant!"

Xu Tingchuan is funny, no matter how incomprehensible he is, can he be more incomprehensible than people who go to the cinema and really just watch movies?And she is so incomprehensible that she even cares about other couples whispering and holding hands, he doesn't even bother to calculate the psychological shadow area of ​​that couple.

After entering the restaurant, she glanced at the other guests, "I must be the most beautiful woman, and you..." She glanced at Xu Tingchuan who was wearing a disguise, "You are the weirdest man."

Indeed, he attracted a few eyes as soon as he entered, but soon disappeared. At this time, the delicious crab meat is the focus of everyone's attention.

"What kind of woman do you want to be?" She kept saying "I want to be a xxx woman" today, and she had quite a lot of goals.

"The most powerful, the best at driving, the best at dressing up, the best at making money... Now, I want to be the best at eating."

I knew the last sentence was indispensable.

The two entered the private room, before sitting down, Hengyu suddenly leaned into his ear and whispered: "I still want to be your woman."

Xu Tengchuan was startled, and looked up at her in a daze, but the instigator had already ran away with a smile, sat down on the other side, and raised his hand to call the waiter.

"What do you want to eat?" she asked.

"It's up to you." He still couldn't recover, was she joking or...

"Then bring the [-] fattest crabs first, and you must pick the fattest hairy crabs, and then some of your signature dishes."

The waiter paused after placing the order, and glanced at the two, "Do you have any friends coming?"

"No, we're dating, what are your friends doing here, are you making light bulbs?"

waiter:"……"

He felt that he should kindly remind him, "Our restaurant has a rule that a [-]% service charge will be charged for wasting food."

Heng Yu: "So?"

Seeing that her brain circuits were not on the same channel as others, Xu Tengchuan was a bit embarrassed to make a big eater feel that he would waste money, so he said to the waiter, "Go and place an order, she will never let you earn this much money." [-]% service charge."

"...Okay, the food will be here soon."

Hengyu figured it out this time, and called the waiter, "Brother, will there be a reward if I don't have any food left?"

The waiter was stunned for a moment, then turned around and gave her a thumbs up, "Uh... give you a thumbs up?"

"Ha ha."

The little brother slipped out of the private room and gathered his clothes. It feels cooler today than usual, and it really is the autumn wind.

After the person left, Hengyu gave a disdainful look to the door, "Hehe, there are no rewards, so stingy."

"Because they are also afraid that they will be overwhelmed if they meet a customer like you."

Hengyu hummed softly.

When the food was served, there was a different person. She asked casually curiously, "Where's the guy who came to place the order just now?"

"Xiao Wang? He's busy with other things." In fact, he hid elsewhere.

When there were two people left in the private room again, Hengyu murmured: "Sure enough, he is a bastard, so I retracted my head, and I won't eat him. I have money now, and I want to give him some tips. .”

"Are you so generous?"

"Great, anyway, you invite this meal."

"You have money, how about treating me to a meal?" Xu Tingchuan laughed.

"It's not good. You are richer than me, and men can't be stingy. More importantly, I'm your date today. If you do this, I will deduct points."

Then she threatened: "Be careful, I will expose you on the Internet, I have already thought about the title, 'Shocked, the popular actor Xu Tengchuan is dating a beautiful woman and eats a soft meal, is it a moral loss or a distortion of human nature, or is he really stingy?" ?'"

She can say anything so naturally and confidently, she is No.1, unique.

"Where did such a long news headline come from? Don't be so troublesome. I can invite you, right? But do you know that bastard is suspected of being abusive, so don't give people such nicknames casually in the future."

Hengyu looked innocent, "I don't know, I'm just a simple girl, don't teach me badly."

"Ha ha."

***

Thinking that she didn't know how to use crab-eating tools, Xu Tingchuan thought about giving her the crab meat he picked out, but when he looked up, he was already eating the second one. No wonder it was so quiet during this time.

Fortunately, he was still wondering just now, whether she was fascinated by his calm and serious look, and thought he was very handsome.

Xu Tingchuan: "..."

It can be said that there are mixed flavors for a while, and the plate that was pushed out did not know whether to continue forward or drag it back.

"Why are you looking at me like that, I won't help you remove the crab meat!" The second one had already entered her stomach while speaking, "Let me tell you, I learned it after watching videos at home for a long time. , don't think that you can get me by seducing me with this kind of eyes..."

During the break, she took another one apart, took a bite of meat and put it into her mouth, before continuing, "The fruit of my labor."

Xu Tingchuan: "..."

"Are you still going to watch video studies?"

"Of course, I never fight unprepared. If I don't know how and you don't teach me, wouldn't you eat all these twenty tempting hairy crabs? I won't do such a disadvantageous thing." ah."

"You cow."

Sure enough, a very careful arrangement was made to eat, but I didn't arrange to pay for it myself.

"Oh, it really takes time to eat with you, I just focus on talking."

Xu Tingchuan: "???"

You eat all three in the blink of an eye, and he only eats the second one. Is this also called slowness?

"Don't you usually talk to Xiaohong when you eat at home?"

Hengyu paused for a moment, then continued to eat, "I can say, he can't, if he dares to babble on the side, it will affect my appetite."

She showed a sneer, different from Xiao Wang's indifference just now, "Hehe, I will end up just like this crab." She ate the meat in one bite, chewed it hard twice, "There are no bones left."

Xu Tengchuan sympathized with Xia Hong for two seconds, then pointed to a pile of crab shells in front of her and said, "Its shell is still there."

Hengyu choked on a rare occasion, but quickly realized, "I'm going to set up a grave for them for the sake of their delicious flesh."

"You are arrogant."

"After all, I am a pure and kind girl. By the way, what does it mean to be awesome?"

"Praise you."

"Yes, you can talk more if you are so talkative."

Xu Tengchuan smiled slightly: "Don't talk when you eat or sleep, I'm afraid it will affect your appetite, so I won't talk about it."

"Achuan, you have changed."

"After all, I've been with you for so long."

Hengyu was a little depressed, how did Tengchuan become so incomprehensible, she had no choice but to order ten more hairy crabs, only delicious food can heal her wounded little heart.

***

"Where are we going next?" Xu Tingchuan asked when he came out after eating.

"You really don't want to go to the movies?"

"No!" Resolutely deny.

Hengyu is strange, isn't it said that couples usually go out on a date to eat, go shopping and watch movies?Why did Ting Chuan resist so much?

There are too many people shopping, she is a considerate woman, this kind of occasion is not suitable for Ting Chuan, Heng Yu is a little worried, originally she planned to finish the day and then go back to prepare the plan for the next day.

"How about we go to the museum? Isn't your next play a costume drama with the background of the Tang Dynasty? I'll take you to learn more about the real Tang Dynasty."

"Do you know what my next play will be about?" Xu Tingchuan was surprised, he didn't expect her to pay attention to this.

"I know, I asked Qin Shen, and you play the wolf king, I'm quite familiar with wolves, whether it's Wolverine, Canglang or pervert..."

Xu Tingchuan: "..."

"I can do whatever you want to know."

"Thank you, I don't need any." Smiling.

"Whatever you want, I'll help you for free." Heng Yu chased after the salesman.

"There is no reward."

"Don't you want to reward any beauties?"

"No."

"Shocked!" Heng Yu covered his mouth, pointed at Ting Chuan with his eyes wide open, "You can't be...the one, right?"

Xu Yuchuan stopped in his tracks, frowned and asked, "What?"

I suddenly had a bad feeling.

"I saw a sentence yesterday, saying that as a man, if his room is clean and tidy and has no smell, he is either a fake or gay. Let me see your room..."

Xu Tengchuan wanted to hit someone, but as a real man, he couldn't bear it, so he yelled her name, "Hengyu!"

Passers-by on the side of the road gave the two of them a strange look, and Xu Tingchuan realized that he was so angry that he lost his composure, "You, come here!"

Hengyu shrank his neck, the secret channel seemed to be playing too big, and immediately turned on the cute mode, "Oh."

Xu Tengchuan dragged her into the car all the way, and after closing the car door, he told her seriously, "Don't say this kind of thing a second time!"

"I see, I'm joking." Heng Yu took out a lollipop from his bag, "I'll treat you to a candy, don't get angry, okay? Okay, okay?"

Involuntarily stuffed the sugar in the past.

What else could Xu Tingchuan do, and he couldn't do anything with people, so he could only sigh deeply.

"Forget it, knowing what kind of person you are, I would be foolish to care about you."

"What are you talking about?! You are the most handsome, unrestrained and suave man I have ever seen. You are definitely beautiful and intelligent!"

He's pretending to be obedient like this, and if he doesn't forgive her, he will look stingy.

Xu Tingchuan glanced at her quietly, "Be normal, I'm scared."

"Ok."