Master of Metaphysics is a mermaid

When Xia Hong and Qin Shen came back from buying water, Hengyu took it and unscrewed the bottle cap and drank for a little while. Then he saw that there was still a word on the bottle cap, "Another bottle?"

"Let me see." Xia Hong leaned over to confirm, "It's true."

"This can be exchanged for another bottle, master, wait, I will change it."

Xia Hong took the cap and went to change a bottle and came back. Hengyu thought it was fun, so he unscrewed the cap again. Seeing this, Xia Hong said, "I won't hit twice in a row, right?"

Unexpectedly, Heng Yu held up the bottle cap and said with a smile, "One more bottle."

"Fuck, what kind of luck is this?!"

He took the bottle cap and went to change it again. The store owner looked at him with vigilance, wondering if the kid was saving the bottle caps on purpose to punish him.

Xia Hong handed the water to Hengyu, "There will be no water this time, right?"

The boss deliberately took this bottle from the corner, as if he would definitely not win the lottery, but if he won again, he would be in a big hole.

"You have to see it to know." Hengyu handed the water in his hand to Ting Chuan, and unscrewed the bottle cap again, "The next step is to witness the miracle."

After being teased by her like this, the atmosphere changed. A few people stood by the side of the road watching a bottle cap being opened, and they actually saw the feeling of opening a big prize.

Xia Hong's and Qin Shen's little hearts even began to pound, and Xu Tengchuan also stared intently, wanting to see if her luck was really so good.

If it were an ordinary person, it would definitely not be so serious, because it is almost impossible for this kind of thing to happen, but it is possible that this person is a tyrant, and he just used a lottery to waive a meal costing tens of thousands of dollars.

"Don't blink." Everyone waited for her to take her hand away, "Hey... why don't you make a guess and bet 100 yuan!"

"I can't guess right!" Xia Hong reacted quickly and placed his bet first.

"Me too..." Qin Shen raised his hand, after all, the chance of winning again is very small.

"Then I can only choose." Hengyu snorted softly to express his dissatisfaction with the two, then turned around and asked Teng Chuan, "Tu Chuan, which one do you choose?"

"Uh……"

"Don't be different from me!"

"Okay, I choose too."

Hengyu smiled, and then he was ready to announce it with satisfaction, "Dangdangdang... hey, shouldn't there be another commercial at this time?"

Three people: "..."

"Master, can you watch less of that kind of variety show, what's the deal, fast forward and find out?"

"I said, why am I so in need of a beating all of a sudden? Alright, the lottery!"

The four gathered by the car, with eight eyes staring at the small bottle cap, as if they were preparing to commit a crime in a gang.

"Hey, step back a little bit, the light is blocked and you can't see clearly."

……

"Fuck, what kind of fairy luck is this!"

"Master, please accept my knee!"

'Another bottle' was written on the cap.

"Master, you are winning three yuan in a row." Could it be that the real body is actually a koi.

Hengyu smiled and stretched out his hand towards the two, "Hee hee, thank you, thank you, here comes 200 yuan."

Xia Hong and Qin Shen reluctantly took out 100 yuan from their pockets. They must have lost their minds just now to stand against the master.

"And the one from Tengchuan?"

Master, you big devil, vampire!

The two had no choice but to draw another card of Grandpa Mao, their hearts were bleeding, and they still had to pay for dinner tonight, a full 200 yuan!

After being abused by the master, the two had no choice but to get it back from the shop owner, and Qin Shen followed Xiaohong to exchange it.

Hengyu handed 200 yuan to Xu Tingchuan, "Hey, Tingchuan, this is yours, let me tell you, you won't lose money if you follow me."

Xu Tengchuan reached out to pick it up, but found that the little girl was still a little bit willing, and it took a little effort to pull the money out, and said with a smile, "Thank you."

"You're welcome." His tone was a little dull.

Xia Hong and Qin Shen came back soon, vividly interpreting the boss's expression as if struck by lightning, "I feel that he is going to doubt life."

"It's more than that. I'm worried that he will be so frightened that he will close the shop."

"Master Zu, see if there is still a hit?"

"If you still come, I guess the boss is really going to close the door."

Heng Yu refused to open it, "Isn't it good to let the beautiful mood stay at this moment? There is enough water."

One bottle per person is just right.

"Master, I have a bold idea!"

"Say!"

"Why don't you go buy a lottery ticket?"

Qin Shen immediately agreed with Xia Hong, "Yes, yes, yes."

The two denied that they were interested in money and wanted to enjoy the luck of fishing, and they also said that they were contributing to the national public welfare, and they went to the left and right.

"Just buy a few small bets, don't be greedy."

"I listen to you."

The two each bought some numbers, all of which were numbers chosen by Hengyu, and got into the car happily, waiting for the lottery tomorrow night, as if they had already seen the big prize beckoning to them, with rippling smiles.

On the second night, Xia Hong and Qin Shen watched the lottery without doing anything, and the result was that they both knelt down and sang "Conquer" to Heng Yu, how special it was to win!

Although it wasn't a big money, it was only a few thousand. Qin Shen was lucky enough to win more than 1 (Xia Hong was a little jealous of this), and the two of them almost shed tears of excitement, and bowed deeply several times.

Master Patriarch is simply the reincarnation of Bodhisattva, who came to save them.

Qin Shen also confessed affectionately, "Master, I love you, you are simply my goddess of white moonlight!"

"Don't say you love me, you just need to surrender to this immortal."

"As ordered."

***

"I really want to fall in love... oh... the more I think about it, the more I can't bear it..."

"There is a guy who claims to be handsome...a kind hearted little boy..."

Recently, Hengyu's singing sounded for the Nth time at home, and everyone didn't know what it was. Xu Tingchuan was not surprised by it, but Xia Hong couldn't help spraying water when he heard it, and immediately received a vicious look.

"What do you mean, do I sing badly?"

"Of course not!" Xia Hong waved his hands again and again to deny, "Master's singing is the most beautiful music in the world, and it can never be related to the word ugly, Xianle!"

It wasn't all flattery, either, as everyone knew and heard the legend that mermaids were born with the best singing voices in the world.

What surprised him was the content of the lyrics. Isn't there such a saying that the singing voice expresses a person's heart to a certain extent, and the master's heart is sprouting?

"It's not the best, otherwise..." Hengyu wiped his neck viciously, then turned and went upstairs, and explained without looking back, "The things I bought the day before yesterday should have arrived, Xiaohong will go to the property to help me get them." Come back, hurry up."

"Oh."

After a while, Xia Hong came back with a bunch of couriers.

Hengyu came downstairs just in time, commanding humanity, "Hold me over here."

"Want to help dismantle it?"

"Need not."

Xia Hong went back and sat down again, and began to whisper to Xu Tingchuan and Qin Shen.

"I think the master is weird."

"What's wrong?" Qin Shen asked.

Although Xu Tengchuan didn't make a sound, his eyes had the same meaning, waiting for Xia Hong to continue.

"Although she used to buy things often, but recently it has become more frequent, and they are all clothes and shoes. Now these are probably those things."

The two turned their heads to look, and the two pieces she had taken out were indeed clothes.

"so what?"

"She spends a lot of time dressing up every day, and she sang that kind of song just now. Do you think she was deceived by bad boys on the Internet, and she is following the example of junior high school students engaging in online dating?"

A thousand-year-old antique engaged in online dating. Although it sounds a bit unbelievable, it is not impossible. Didn't you hear what I sang just now?I really want to fall in love, the more I think about it, the more I can't bear it. There is another sentence in the back: There is a little boy who claims to be handsome and kind-hearted.

This has a purpose!

It happened that Hengyu hummed those two words again, even louder than before.

The more Xia Hong thought about it, the more he felt it was possible, and he didn't know who it was, it was really abusive!

Although the master looks very elf, he is probably an idiot when it comes to emotions. People are still very simple, and simple badness is also simple. Maybe he was deceived by rhetoric.

"Online dating? Has she often hugged her mobile phone and computer recently?" These are the most obvious manifestations of online dating.

"Have!"

Xu Tengchuan also thought about it, and found that it was true. Let’s just talk about last night. When Qin Shen came back from buying supper, she didn’t come down to eat immediately. He was the one who called him in the room. She was sitting in front of the computer at that time. The expression seems to have a slight smile?

He wasn't very sure, but what Xia Hong said seemed to be true.

Hengyu concentrated on unpacking the courier, and kept singing, repeating those two sentences over and over again, looking happy.

"This is a woman in love!" Xia Hong said while hammering the sofa.

Xu Tingchuan frowned, is that really the case?

Hengyu suddenly ran over with a skirt in hand, gesticulating in front of several people, "Does it look good?"

"It's too revealing!"

Xia Hong and Qin Shen turned to Xu Tingchuan, who was obviously in a bad tone, and felt that the atmosphere was a bit weird. Brother Chuan, is he angry?

"Ah?" Heng Yu pulled his clothes and looked left and right, "Is it revealing?"

"Show your arms and legs, don't you?"