Master of Metaphysics is a mermaid

"Stand over there!" Xu Tingchuan pointed to the corner of the living room, he felt that he had to explain the relationship with her clearly, and not let her be too capricious.

Hengyu obediently walked over with his head down, his hands twisted, like a primary school student who has been disciplined by his parents for doing something wrong.

"Do you know what you did wrong?"

Hengyu raised her head and blinked at Ting Chuan, then shook her head, she also wanted to know, originally her mood was very beautiful, but now she was stupefied by him.

"do not know?!"

"do not know."

"Do you have a driver's license?"

"No." The answer was honest.

"Dare to drive without a driver's license, and you don't know where you are wrong?"

"I'm very confident in my driving skills! And I wasn't caught by the police uncle." Of course, Heng Yu knew he couldn't say the last sentence out loud.

However, Xu Tingchuan still heard it, and his expression became even more serious.

"Do you know you can't be caught?"

"Of course, I'm very clever."

"..." Xu Tingchuan gritted his teeth, "I'm not complimenting you!"

Seeing her slack when she was standing, she quickly corrected her, "Stand up!"

Hengyu had no choice but to straighten his back, but asked in a very ignorant manner, "Is this okay?"

"...Yes." Xu Tingchuan said seriously: "The driver's license test is not only for practicing driving skills, but more importantly, for the driver to learn the traffic rules. You drive on the road without knowing anything, and you also play drag racing. dangerous!"

"I..." Hengyu suddenly felt that he was speechless, and finally whispered: "I was wrong."

"louder."

"I was wrong!"

"Say it again."

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, say important things three times!"

Seeing that she had a good attitude of admitting her mistake, Xu Tengchuan gave up, but had to tell her again and again, "You are not allowed to touch the car again until you get your driver's license."

"what?"

"Ok?"

Hengyu bowed his head immediately, "Oh, I see."

When Xia Hong arrived with the moving company's car, he found that the master was not in a good mood, and he was a little puzzled, wasn't he very proud before?

After moving the things, he was suddenly stopped by Mr. Xu, and then handed him the car keys, "If she wants to go out, you can drive."

"???"what happened?

Xia Hong subconsciously looked at his master, and successfully got a small look of reluctance.

So it was taught by Mr. Xu?I cheered in my heart, Mr. Xu is mighty, Mr. Xu is domineering, Mr. Xu is awesome!

Ouch, what a pity!Didn't even get to see the live broadcast!

When he was feeling annoyed, suddenly a strong eye knife shot over, Xia Hong immediately faltered, and suddenly began to rejoice, luckily he didn't see it, otherwise the master might kill him to silence him.

Xu Tengchuan warned: "Don't be reconciled. After you get your driver's license, you can drive as you please. Before that, you are not allowed to touch the steering wheel."

"Humph!"

Xia Hong cowardly gave Mr. Xu two thumbs up in a corner where his master couldn't see.

In order to touch the steering wheel as soon as possible, Hengyu can only start learning obediently, trying to get that photo as soon as possible.

In the evening, the two watched TV together, and the evening news was being broadcast, which reported a serious car accident that happened not long ago. The place happened to be Hengyu's way back from Taihe Temple. The vehicles failed to dodge in time, resulting in a serial collision of four vehicles, one of which was a bus, resulting in three deaths and several injuries.

Xu Yuchuan looked at Hengyu meaningfully, and she shrank her neck unconsciously, finally realizing the seriousness of the matter.

"I was wrong."

"Knowing mistakes can improve a lot, remember."

***

"Tu Chuan, is your movie almost finished?"

"Well, switch to another location and shoot for a few more days, and all my scenes will be finished."

"Where are you going?"

"Dongshan Film and Television City, do you know it?"

Hengyu shook his head, "I don't know, is it fun? I..."

Xu Tingchuan interrupted him before he finished speaking, "It's not fun."

So don't go there.

"Hmph." If you don't let me go, I will go!

***

"Assistant Xia, you don't need to come here today." The next day, Tingchuan called Xia Hong as soon as he left Hengyu.

"what happened?"

"I'm going out to play without you!"

Xia Hong: "..."

Master must remember yesterday's revenge, how stingy!

"Then be careful yourself, remember to be patient when you encounter something, and don't accidentally break someone's neck." As long as you don't kill someone, you can probably survive.

"Am I that impulsive?"

Yes, you have.

Xia Hong asked a few more questions, Heng Yu thought he was annoying, so he hung up the phone after a few perfunctory words, and then went out with his bag on his back.

After waiting for a long time on the side of the road, I stopped a taxi. When I got in, the heat outside was shut out. Hengyu breathed a sigh of relief. It was already terribly hot.

"It's so cool and comfortable in your car." It's even cooler than the air conditioner in Tiao Chuan's house.

The driver was a young man who looked to be in his 20s. Hearing this, he turned his head slightly and responded, "It's good if you feel comfortable."

There was a hint of a smile on his face, he looked gentle, his skin was very white, even a little too white.

Xiao Lin looked at the female passenger in the back seat through the rearview mirror. She was very beautiful, and the boss would be very satisfied.

The car was on the road again, and he asked Hengyu, "Where is this lady going?"

"Dongshan Film and Television City."

"Ok."

On the way, Xiao Lin chatted with Heng Yu very enthusiastically, "Are you an actor?"

"No, I went to play."

"Did you go there often?"

"First time."

"Oh~."

Suddenly the car turned in a different direction, and because it happened so suddenly, Heng Yu couldn't sit still, and then fell to the side.

After a while, she sat down firmly and said with a light smile, "Brother, your skills are not very good."

"Sorry, I suddenly remembered that there is a shortcut, which is much faster than taking the main road."

"Really? But you still have to be careful when driving, safety first, and obey the traffic rules."

"Of course, we all go through strict training before we can take up the job."

……

After driving for about half an hour, Hengyu noticed that the surrounding environment became more desolate as he walked forward.

"Brother, did you go the wrong way, something is wrong?"

"That's right, it's almost here."

After driving for a long time, Xiaolin parked the car in front of an abandoned house surrounded by several dense banyan trees. The sunlight was blocked by the leaves, and the sun could not penetrate at all. The surrounding area was surrounded by mountains, which was shady. It was chillingly cold.

Hengyu looked out through the car window, and a thick layer of yin surrounded the place. In this hot summer, it is rare to have a good place to escape from the heat. If only the house was not so dilapidated, she could still go in and sit. .

She looked away, took out a lollipop from her bag, put it in her mouth, and said again, "Brother, you lied to me, it seems that your pre-job training is not very good, and you even went wrong Lu, which company are you from, I'm going to Yama to complain about you."

Xiao Lin paused when he heard the words, and turned his head to look at this young and beautiful girl in disbelief.

No wonder he was so calm and unhurried. It turned out that something was wrong a long time ago, but he didn't know how capable he was.

"Don't blame me, I'm just an errand runner."

"Then tell your boss to come out and see me."

No need to call... oh no, the ghosts came out, there were still several of them, you didn't need to ask, you knew they were walking ahead, and the one who looked like he deserved a beating was the boss that the kid said.

His complexion was pale, with a bit of bruising, and he seemed to be a little old when he died.

"Xiao Lin, it's not bad, I brought you here so quickly today." Boss Zhou rubbed his hands wretchedly, "Have you fainted?"

Xiao Lin shook his head, "This is a bit unusual today."

Boss Zhou became a little more excited when he heard the words, "It's not so good, the important thing is to be beautiful."

Then there was a burst of wretched laughter, and the brats behind him also laughed.

It turned out to be a group of perverts.

"Uncle, what's your name?" Heng Yu pushed the car door with a lollipop in his mouth.

Boss Zhou was upset for a while and turned his head to look, who is he calling uncle? !He is only in his 30s and less than 40 years old, okay?

However, after he saw the person clearly, the swear words he was about to utter became, "...It really is very unusual."

The unhappiness just now disappeared in an instant.

"Wow, Boss, top quality." The little ghosts behind him exclaimed.

Although she was praised by ghosts, Hengyu's vanity was also slightly satisfied. She smiled slightly, "Am I beautiful?"

"Beautiful!" Several ghosts responded in unison.

Only Xiao Lin who was standing next to him didn't make a sound. He had a premonition that he seemed to be bringing back a little devil today.

"Well, I think so too, but you..." Heng Yu pointed at them, and finally his eyes fell on Boss Zhou's face, and he said with a little disgust: "It's so ugly!"

All the ghosts: "..."

What a bold woman.

Boss Zhou: "Smelly girl, do you know who we are, if you talk nonsense, be careful and I'll pull out your tongue!"

Before he was alive, it was because he was not good-looking enough that he couldn't find a girlfriend for a long time. He was still single until he died in a car accident, so he hated people calling him ugly!

He didn't find a girlfriend during his lifetime, and after he died, he wanted to taste the taste of a woman, so he became a hungry ghost, but he was not very courageous at first, and the most he wanted was to let his younger brothers lure the girl over and make them faint to take advantage of it , I have to quietly send the person back when it's over, and I don't have the guts to do anything more extreme.

Hengyu also saw that they didn't have any lives in their hands, so he was so easy to talk about, otherwise he would have beaten them to death.

"I don't know who you are, but do you know who I am?"

"Who are you?"

"Hee hee." Heng Yu looked at them with a sad smile, reached out and took out a few Five Thunder Talismans from his bag, "One for each person, everyone has a share, never fail."

Five talismans, five ghosts, just right.

Boss Zhou's complexion suddenly changed. Although he has never been hit with talisman paper, he also knows how powerful these things are. He is just a weak and helpless ghost. He can almost ignore what he does. He is definitely not an opponent for the person in front of him.

The arrogant appearance just now disappeared without a trace, and he threw his knees to the ground and knelt down, "Master, please forgive me, we will never dare again."

The boss is so cowardly, the younger brother is dumbfounded, "Boss?"

"Don't call me the boss, the master is the boss, if you want to survive, kneel down!"

Boss Zhou was very satisfied with his wit and wit, but it was also a bit boring. He knelt down and begged for mercy before he made a move. It was not difficult at all. Everything in this world is so weak.

"It's not impossible for me to let you go, so let's just slap each other five hundred times and I'll forget it." Heng Yu pointed at Xiao Lin and said, "You count."

"That's right." Heng Yu shook the talisman in his hand, "If the strength is weak, start over from the beginning."

All the ghosts had no choice but to start bitterly. One ghost pulled down vigorously, and the other pulled back in retaliation. The crackling sound of applause was very clear in the wilderness, like a beautiful movement.

Hengyu even laid down the carpet amidst such noises, and set up a picnic, admiring the scene happily, and corrected him from time to time, "It was lighter just now."

Ghosts: Can you give the ghosts some respect?

Kobayashi: He was wrong. This is not a little devil, but a big devil!