Master of Metaphysics is a mermaid

Xu Tengchuan didn't expect her to be so good at torturing people. In the end, he had no choice but to agree.

And someone threatened him that if he didn't buy it, he would float into his room and sleep on his bed tonight!

It is impossible to take her to the mall to buy, so Xu Tingchuan took out his laptop and planned to order online, which is convenient and will never spread strange gossip news.

Hengyu sat next to him excitedly, leaning his head forward, "Buy me some more nice ones."

"It's easy to buy, but I don't know what size you wear, so how do you buy it?"

"Yeah, but I don't know myself, what should I do?"

"Forget it, how much do you weigh?"

Heng Yu shook his head, still didn't know.

"You come with me."

"Where to go."

"Weigh it."

Xu Tengchuan led Hengyu into his gym, pointed to the weighing scale on the ground, "Stand on it."

"Oh."

"Don't move around, stand still!"

Hengyu stopped obediently, and after waiting for a while, Tengchuan let her down.

"Well, how much do I weigh?"

"It's heavy, and I usually eat a little too much."

"How heavy is heavy?"

Xu Tengchuan thought for a while, "It's almost half a pig."

"You are the pig! You are half of me, and you must be heavier than me. If you don't believe me, stand up and try!"

"Stand and stand."

Xu Tingchuan stood up, but Hengyu didn't know how to watch, don't you think it's annoying?

"Come down! Buy clothes!"

She is going to the library tomorrow, she has to study!

"You're so fat, I'm worried that there aren't many clothes that fit you."

Xu Tengchuan didn't know why he suddenly became so childish, but it was quite funny when she was so angry.

When Hengyu heard this sentence, she was so angry that she was like a puffer fish. She has lived for more than 1000 years and no one has ever said that she is fat!This bad guy, Teng Chuan, has a really bad mouth!

Later Xu Tengchuan said that he would measure her height and measurements for her. She groaned angrily and asked him to take the measurement. She turned her head away from people and sat down on the sofa again to look at the computer from the corner of her eye. She also deliberately pulled away from him. Fist distance, to express their dissatisfaction with him.

Xu Tengchuan chose some clothes for her according to his own vision, "How about this set?"

"can!"

"What about this set?"

"also."

"this?"

"purchase!"

Humph, spend your money!

After buying nearly ten sets of clothes in one go, Hengyu finally calmed down, but she was still thinking about how to fight back, and suddenly she had a flash of inspiration and thought of it.

"Tu Chuan~." She called out his name.

Xu Tengchuan was still concentrating on the computer page, and turned his head in surprise when he heard this, "Why do you call me a name all of a sudden?"

He has a bad feeling...

"No, I suddenly thought of a question and wanted to ask you."

"What's the problem?" Xu Tingchuan asked cautiously.

"How old are you?" An elder asked a child.

"you do not need to know."

It doesn't matter if you don't say anything, Hengyu made the classic gesture of a fortune teller, "I counted with my fingers, it seems to be 29."

"So what about 29?"

She laughed suddenly, "Oh, it's time for 29 to marry a wife. If it was before, all the children would be able to get married."

"What do you want to say?"

A certain person smiled even sweeter, but in Xu Tingchuan's eyes, she looked treacherous. She said slowly, "Are you going to get married?"

"Of course!" He never thought of being a bachelor for the rest of his life!

But Xu Tengchuan has had a beautiful obsession since he was a child. In the future, he will marry because he truly loves each other, and there will be no other reason.

It’s just that he seems to be unlucky. He is nearly 30 years old and has not met a woman who makes him fall in love. Therefore, the outside world has always said that he is abstinent, cold and not close to women. In fact, he still wants to be close, but he has no one. .

For him, other things cannot be settled, let alone a partner.

"Yes? But what should I do? I don't want it~."

"What do you mean?!"

"I'm afraid I'll scare away your future daughter-in-law, so I'm wronging you to be a bachelor for a few more years."

Xu Tengchuan really wanted to reach out and pinch her neck, he really deserved a beating!

"Bad people's marriages will shorten their lives!"

"I don't care if it's a hundred years or so."

Xu Tingchuan: "..."

He really is still too young!

This time it was Xu Tingchuan's turn to become a blowfish, he closed the computer and stopped shopping for her!

"Where are you going?"

"go to bed!"

"I haven't bought my shoes yet!"

"You are so capable, you can buy it yourself!"

"Hey, I'm still playing with my temper, be careful I'm going to sleep with you tonight!"

Xu Tengchuan glanced back at her, and suddenly smiled, the corners of his lips curled up, tinged with evil charm, "Well, anyway, I can't find a wife, and you look young and beautiful, I can make it up. "

!!!

Hengyu was shocked, he didn't expect Teng Chuan to play a hooligan to match her.

"Oh, I'll talk about whether to sleep or not later, buy the shoes for me first." She smiled and stretched out her hand to pull him back.

Xu Tengchuan was not stingy enough to really refuse to buy it for her, otherwise he would have to fight with him in the future, but he was caught off guard and staggered by her, he glanced at him, and asked angrily, "What kind of one should I buy?"

"Ban Jingqi is the same style!"

"Ban Jingqi, you also know?"

She shouldn't have any scandals recently, right?Xu Tingchuan subconsciously thought that Heng Yu was someone he met through gossip and scandals.

"I know. She is a popular actress in the entertainment circle. She has a beautiful personality and a good show. I like it very much. I like the pair of shoes she wore to the award ceremony yesterday the most."

"I can't do anything else, but you can learn the art of star chasing really quickly! Do you know that their pair is a high-end custom-made pair, and the ones you buy online are all high-quality imitations, and the price is very expensive, don't forget These are all accounted for, and will be returned to me in the future?"

"But the first person I follow is you, your loyal die-hard fan."

"...Then buy it."

Heng Yu found that Teng Chuan was quite vain, and liked her praise and admiration, but with her beautiful hardcore fans' praise, no one would be able to resist it~.

"Okay, high heels, sneakers, flat shoes, house shoes, I'll buy all kinds of things you usually wear."

"Okay, Ting Chuan, you are so kind, so considerate."

That's right, can we avoid antagonizing him and threatening him less in the future? (Smile)

"Do you want to buy this yourself?"

Xu Tengchuan pushed the computer in front of Hengyu, turning his face slightly away.

"what is this?"

"...underwear worn underneath."

"There is so little fabric?"

"Buy it yourself."

"But I won't buy it?"

"Just like I bought other things just now, just choose the size and color, and you can see for yourself what style you like."

"Oh."

Xu Tengchuan knew that she was a quick learner, and he had explained it to her when she was shopping for clothes just now, so it wouldn't be too embarrassing now.

"But I don't know what size I wear, Yu Chuan, do you think I am this or this or this?"

Xu Tengchuan followed her finger and saw the options of A, B, C, D and even E. He recognized the letters, but who knew how big hers was?

"It refers to your... chest size, ABCD in order from small to large."

"Then I must be the biggest land!"

Hearing this, Xu Tingchuan subconsciously looked at her chest. He didn't know the specifics, but it was definitely not the biggest one. He took a look and quickly looked away.

However, the next second, he was so startled that his eyeballs were about to fall out, Hengyu actually, actually grabbed his chest with both hands, even squeezed them, and asked without any shyness, "What do you think?"

Xu Tengchuan was extremely speechless. He lived for nearly 30 years, and the number of times he was speechless in the past few days was much more than the sum of the previous ones.

And he doubts, is this really an 'old antique' that just woke up from sleeping more than 1000 years ago?Sure enough, as she herself said, she is very 'enlightened'.

"It's good that you're happy, but are you sure you're not blindly confident?"

"Then how old are you?"

"I don't know, you can figure it out for yourself."

"Then I'll buy a smaller one, that's...how do you read it?"

"C, this is a foreign language, we call it the English alphabet."

"Oh~."

"There are a total of 26 English letters, divided into uppercase and lowercase. C ranks third, and the phonetic symbol is [si:]. English letters are widely used in China. You need to learn."

"Okay, I will work hard!" Hengyu pointed at A and asked, "Then how do you pronounce this?"

"A, lowercase is a, pronounced as [ei]." Xu Tengchuan wrote on the table for her while reading.

"what about this?"

"B, lowercase is b, pronounced [bi:]."

"Oh~, what about the biggest one?"

Xu Tingchuan: "..."