Why do male peacocks open their tails? Do you still need to ask this question? Elementary school students know it.
Ye Churan replied: "Courtship."
Qin Chuan: "You did a great job just now, everyone is praising you."
Ye Churan: "Of course, I haven't been a big brother for many years, and I will blind people's eyes when I make a move."
Qin Chuan: "Little Peacock, I really want to praise you in person."
"Peacock?" Ye Churan suddenly understood the meaning behind Qin Chuan's words, "Wait, you want to say that I am the one who needs to actively seek a mate?"
Qin Chuan chuckled a few times: "I know what you mean."
Ye Churan was so angry that her face was still a little hot: "Don't be too sentimental, let you see it just because you want to appreciate it!"
Qin Chuan: "Don't be shy."
Ye Churan had a cold face: "If you don't need your eyes, you can donate them to those in need."
Qin Chuan changed the subject: "Let's not talk about this, is there a pharmacy infirmary in the village?"
Ye Churan looked at the palm, and there was a small red and swollen area where it was in contact with the red brick. It was not obvious, and there was no pain when touched, but a little numbness.
It's not a big problem, it'll be fine in a couple of days.
Ye Churan: "It's okay, I'm strong, does the macho know?"
Qin Chuan: "..."
A macho hammer is obviously very soft.
Ye Churan was afraid that Qin Chuan would still urge him to buy medicine, so he said hastily, "I'm busy, so I won't chat with you."
Qin Chuan watched Ye Churan turn off his mobile phone in the live broadcast, hid his hands underneath, and made a "V" quietly, obviously very proud, so he almost said, "I know you're looking at me, but I just don't want to talk to you."
Qin Chuan was so angry that his teeth itched.
Lu Yunshen squeezed in from the crowd, and asked softly, "Brother Ye, are you okay, do you want to buy two anti-swelling ointments?"
The Miao villagers standing aside heard Lu Yunshen's words and interjected, "Brother, we don't have a pharmacy here. We have to go out of the mountains and find them in small towns."
Lu Yunshen: "The town is not far from here, I'll borrow a bicycle and I'll be back soon."
Ye Churan smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm fine, Yun Shen, go and get busy with your affairs."
Lu Yunshen: "But."
"It's really nothing, I will take the initiative to say something." Ye Churan reminded, "You will be caught by the camera if you continue to stand here."
"...The indifferent brother Ye is indifferent, and the cold wind blows on my face." Lu Yunshen's mood collapsed a little, and he left sadly.
The marriage snatching process was not over yet, and the atmosphere on the field after Ye Churan stepped back was particularly enthusiastic. Chen Liguo yelled a few times and sang "Song of a Hero".
Chen Liguo had a resonant voice and a heroic singing voice. The bridesmaids looked at each other, not knowing whether to let Chen Liguo pass or not.
The singing is very powerful, but this occasion is not right...
The bridesmaids discussed for a while, and seeing Zhong Chuchu and Ye Churan's perfect homework, they finally let Chen Liguo pass.
Chen Liguo breathed a sigh of relief, and patted Zhou Qi on the shoulder: "Old Zhou, it's your turn."
"Old Chen, think of a way for me." "Zhou Qi is not like Chen Liguo, who is a middle-aged man of literature and art. He can sing little songs and play the suona in his spare time. His greatest pleasure is watching old people's storytelling.
Chen Liguo said with a smile: "If you really can't do it, you can sing "Ode to the Motherland", for sure!"
When the director heard this sentence, he said with great desire to survive: "Mr. Chen, don't be joking."
Singing the main theme song in this kind of place, if you are not careful, you will be labeled as a big hat. The director looked at Zhou Qi nervously.
Zhou Qi said angrily: "What are you afraid of? Am I the one who will cause trouble for you? Old Chen, you too, it's okay to scare other young men."
Qu Yiyi said quietly: "I think the program crew really needs to be scared like this a few times from time to time, otherwise they will go to heaven."
"It's all for the effect of the program, and it's not easy for us." The director was very aggrieved.
"Let me tell you a joke!" Zhou Qi had an idea and told a ghost story.
"This won't work!" The bridesmaids felt that the two teachers were overreaching. It's a good day for someone to get married. They don't want to do something festive, just sing "The Song of Heroes", and now they start telling ghost stories. Isn't this making trouble.
Qu Yiyi tried to sell his looks, and made a very lethal smile to the bridesmaids: "Pretty sisters, let us pass."
Qu Yiyi's first performance failed, and he used up his only chance to fail. If Zhou Qi couldn't pass, then their work would be in vain.
Qu Yiyi, who came out of the draft competition, was top-notch in showing off her cuteness, and some of the bridesmaids couldn't hold up their defense anymore.
Zhong Chuchu pushed Ye Churan forward: "Chu Ran, hurry up, seduce the bridesmaid in the middle, I can see that her words are the most effective!"
Ye Churan: "What are you looking for?"
Zhong Chuchu: "Seductive. Seductive! You learn from Yiyi and give full play to your advantages as beautiful little brothers."
Ye Churan's whole body is not well.
The barrage is all crazy hahaha, the expression on Ye Churan's face is so pitiful.
"Why did I see that you are forced to be a prostitute hahahahaha!"
"Sister Chuchu can play, I am so impressed."
"Little brother, come and seduce me, I promise you anything."
Under Zhong Chuchu's urging gaze, Ye Churan had no choice but to bite the bullet and go.
"You are such a kind person, let us pass it." After Ye Churan said this dryly, the bridesmaids couldn't help laughing.
Ye Churan blushed. He was surrounded by men since he was a child, and he rarely had contact with girls. It was too difficult for him to strike up a conversation with girls and even seduce them.
The Miao girls were bright and generous, seeing that Ye Churan was shyer than them, all of them became playful.
The bridesmaid standing in the middle said, "It's okay to let you pass, but you have to stay."
Ye Churan was confused: "What?"
The bridesmaid smiled and said, "You will stay and be the husband of our sisters, okay?"
Ye Churan: "Huh??"
The other bridesmaids also said: "Yes, little brother, don't rush to leave, our sisters will treat you well."
Qu Yiyi covered his mouth and burst out laughing, and readily agreed instead of Ye Churan: "That's it, Mr. Zhou has passed, we have successfully completed the task of snatching the marriage, the director, come and testify!"
The director argued hard: "It doesn't count, the bridesmaids haven't agreed with Mr. Zhou yet."
Qu Yiyi winked at Ye Churan: "Hurry up and agree, don't dawdle, so that Teacher Zhou can pass."
Ye Churan squeezed her fist: "Qu Yiyi, I'm warning you!"
Qu Yiyi made a grimace, and Zhong Chuchu was out of breath with a smile: "Chu Ran, you sacrificed your ego for our entire team and fulfilled the greater ego. My spirit is with you!"
Zhou Qi and Chen Liguo were also watching the play, and they smiled and said, "Good things come in pairs, Chu Ran, just agree."
"I...I...!!" Ye Churan couldn't speak, and wanted to run away.
The bridesmaids laughed enough, they didn't make things difficult for Ye Churan anymore, and let Zhou Qi pass, the task of snatching the bride was finally completed.
Each of the five people got a pack of wedding candies, and Qu Yiyi cheered a few times: "Chu Ran, the team will always remember your contribution."
Ye Churan held Qu Yiyi's sweater hat, and said viciously: "The domestic violence scene, don't take pictures."
Qu Yiyi shouted to Zhong Chuchu for help: "Sister Chuchu, help me, this person has become angry from embarrassment!"
Several people were noisy and very happy. The director announced reluctantly on the side: "The task is completed, congratulations everyone."
Ye Churan said coolly: "Is there any reward? If there is no reward, congratulations."
Director: "There must be, am I such a stingy person?"
"Yes!" Ye Churan now felt that compared to the cheekiness of the program group, Qin Chuan was nothing but drizzle.
"Chu Ran, I know you are talking ironically." The director said calmly, "Reward everyone with a bottle of Snow Beer."
Everyone was shocked: "...A bottle of Snow Beer? A reward?"
This is not a question of being stingy or not, this is a mistake in cognition!
The director adjusted his glasses and said nonsense in a serious manner: "Snowflake beer was brought over from the city by the program team. Goose feathers are sent thousands of miles away. The gift is light and affectionate, and the program team's heart is in it."
After returning to the camp, there was another problem before everyone, which was cooking. Up to now, everyone was still hungry.
Zhong Chuchu was the first to ask, "Is anyone able to cook? Don't look at me. Although I'm female, I can only cook instant noodles, and quick-frozen dumplings are also fine."
"I can only cook instant noodles." Qu Yiyi cried, "I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. After debuting, our manager won't allow us to eat these things."
Ye Churan: "I'm better than you guys."
Zhong Chuchu was overjoyed: "Chu Ran can cook, is she so virtuous, I want to marry you."
Ye Churan broke her fantasy: "I can cook dried noodles."
Zhong Chuchu: "..."
Chen Liguo said: "My wife can cook, and my wife's cooking is very delicious."
Zhou Qi: "Let me testify to this, the cooking skills of the old Chen's family are amazing, but the cooking skills of my family are not good, and they can't live without auntie."
Chen Liguo said softly: "Because that's all her love for me, every dish contains her affection for me."
When a middle-aged literary man speaks earthy love stories, the lethality is too great.
Qu Yiyi couldn't help but interrupt Chen Liguo: "Mr. Chen, stop showing your affection and think about what we can have for dinner tonight."
Ye Churan didn't know what was wrong, but when he heard Chen Liguo's words, he thought of Qin Chuan. He shuddered and threw this absurd thought out of his mind.
Qu Yiyi murmured: "Why don't you let us go to the wedding banquet? We've all gone to greet the relatives. It's great after attending the wedding. We have to start and finish everything."
The director said as a matter of course: "You go to the wedding banquet, then what will we record?"
Qu Yiyi: "..."
Seeing that everyone was helpless against the stove, Chen Liguo said, "Don't worry about it now, simply make a big pot of boiled vegetables, and let's have a makeshift meal first. Everyone washes vegetables and boils water."
Several people worked together in a division of labor. While choosing vegetables, Zhou Qi recalled: "The last time I cooked was 30 years ago. My family was too poor to open the pot. I mixed rice and sweet potatoes and cooked a pot of gruel to eat. Then luckily, Yin I was selected to film by accident, and I no longer have to worry about food and clothing."
Ye Churan went to boil a pot of water. Watching the water in the pot boil gradually, and he couldn't do anything with the ingredients, he found that he began to miss Qin Chuan.
The night sky in the mountains was twinkling with stars, Ye Churan took a photo and sent it to Qin Chuan.
It is absolutely impossible to admit that he wants to eat the food made by Qin Chuan.
Ye Churan waited for a long time, but Qin Chuan never replied.
There is such a small snack stuffed.
Ye Churan replied: "Courtship."
Qin Chuan: "You did a great job just now, everyone is praising you."
Ye Churan: "Of course, I haven't been a big brother for many years, and I will blind people's eyes when I make a move."
Qin Chuan: "Little Peacock, I really want to praise you in person."
"Peacock?" Ye Churan suddenly understood the meaning behind Qin Chuan's words, "Wait, you want to say that I am the one who needs to actively seek a mate?"
Qin Chuan chuckled a few times: "I know what you mean."
Ye Churan was so angry that her face was still a little hot: "Don't be too sentimental, let you see it just because you want to appreciate it!"
Qin Chuan: "Don't be shy."
Ye Churan had a cold face: "If you don't need your eyes, you can donate them to those in need."
Qin Chuan changed the subject: "Let's not talk about this, is there a pharmacy infirmary in the village?"
Ye Churan looked at the palm, and there was a small red and swollen area where it was in contact with the red brick. It was not obvious, and there was no pain when touched, but a little numbness.
It's not a big problem, it'll be fine in a couple of days.
Ye Churan: "It's okay, I'm strong, does the macho know?"
Qin Chuan: "..."
A macho hammer is obviously very soft.
Ye Churan was afraid that Qin Chuan would still urge him to buy medicine, so he said hastily, "I'm busy, so I won't chat with you."
Qin Chuan watched Ye Churan turn off his mobile phone in the live broadcast, hid his hands underneath, and made a "V" quietly, obviously very proud, so he almost said, "I know you're looking at me, but I just don't want to talk to you."
Qin Chuan was so angry that his teeth itched.
Lu Yunshen squeezed in from the crowd, and asked softly, "Brother Ye, are you okay, do you want to buy two anti-swelling ointments?"
The Miao villagers standing aside heard Lu Yunshen's words and interjected, "Brother, we don't have a pharmacy here. We have to go out of the mountains and find them in small towns."
Lu Yunshen: "The town is not far from here, I'll borrow a bicycle and I'll be back soon."
Ye Churan smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm fine, Yun Shen, go and get busy with your affairs."
Lu Yunshen: "But."
"It's really nothing, I will take the initiative to say something." Ye Churan reminded, "You will be caught by the camera if you continue to stand here."
"...The indifferent brother Ye is indifferent, and the cold wind blows on my face." Lu Yunshen's mood collapsed a little, and he left sadly.
The marriage snatching process was not over yet, and the atmosphere on the field after Ye Churan stepped back was particularly enthusiastic. Chen Liguo yelled a few times and sang "Song of a Hero".
Chen Liguo had a resonant voice and a heroic singing voice. The bridesmaids looked at each other, not knowing whether to let Chen Liguo pass or not.
The singing is very powerful, but this occasion is not right...
The bridesmaids discussed for a while, and seeing Zhong Chuchu and Ye Churan's perfect homework, they finally let Chen Liguo pass.
Chen Liguo breathed a sigh of relief, and patted Zhou Qi on the shoulder: "Old Zhou, it's your turn."
"Old Chen, think of a way for me." "Zhou Qi is not like Chen Liguo, who is a middle-aged man of literature and art. He can sing little songs and play the suona in his spare time. His greatest pleasure is watching old people's storytelling.
Chen Liguo said with a smile: "If you really can't do it, you can sing "Ode to the Motherland", for sure!"
When the director heard this sentence, he said with great desire to survive: "Mr. Chen, don't be joking."
Singing the main theme song in this kind of place, if you are not careful, you will be labeled as a big hat. The director looked at Zhou Qi nervously.
Zhou Qi said angrily: "What are you afraid of? Am I the one who will cause trouble for you? Old Chen, you too, it's okay to scare other young men."
Qu Yiyi said quietly: "I think the program crew really needs to be scared like this a few times from time to time, otherwise they will go to heaven."
"It's all for the effect of the program, and it's not easy for us." The director was very aggrieved.
"Let me tell you a joke!" Zhou Qi had an idea and told a ghost story.
"This won't work!" The bridesmaids felt that the two teachers were overreaching. It's a good day for someone to get married. They don't want to do something festive, just sing "The Song of Heroes", and now they start telling ghost stories. Isn't this making trouble.
Qu Yiyi tried to sell his looks, and made a very lethal smile to the bridesmaids: "Pretty sisters, let us pass."
Qu Yiyi's first performance failed, and he used up his only chance to fail. If Zhou Qi couldn't pass, then their work would be in vain.
Qu Yiyi, who came out of the draft competition, was top-notch in showing off her cuteness, and some of the bridesmaids couldn't hold up their defense anymore.
Zhong Chuchu pushed Ye Churan forward: "Chu Ran, hurry up, seduce the bridesmaid in the middle, I can see that her words are the most effective!"
Ye Churan: "What are you looking for?"
Zhong Chuchu: "Seductive. Seductive! You learn from Yiyi and give full play to your advantages as beautiful little brothers."
Ye Churan's whole body is not well.
The barrage is all crazy hahaha, the expression on Ye Churan's face is so pitiful.
"Why did I see that you are forced to be a prostitute hahahahaha!"
"Sister Chuchu can play, I am so impressed."
"Little brother, come and seduce me, I promise you anything."
Under Zhong Chuchu's urging gaze, Ye Churan had no choice but to bite the bullet and go.
"You are such a kind person, let us pass it." After Ye Churan said this dryly, the bridesmaids couldn't help laughing.
Ye Churan blushed. He was surrounded by men since he was a child, and he rarely had contact with girls. It was too difficult for him to strike up a conversation with girls and even seduce them.
The Miao girls were bright and generous, seeing that Ye Churan was shyer than them, all of them became playful.
The bridesmaid standing in the middle said, "It's okay to let you pass, but you have to stay."
Ye Churan was confused: "What?"
The bridesmaid smiled and said, "You will stay and be the husband of our sisters, okay?"
Ye Churan: "Huh??"
The other bridesmaids also said: "Yes, little brother, don't rush to leave, our sisters will treat you well."
Qu Yiyi covered his mouth and burst out laughing, and readily agreed instead of Ye Churan: "That's it, Mr. Zhou has passed, we have successfully completed the task of snatching the marriage, the director, come and testify!"
The director argued hard: "It doesn't count, the bridesmaids haven't agreed with Mr. Zhou yet."
Qu Yiyi winked at Ye Churan: "Hurry up and agree, don't dawdle, so that Teacher Zhou can pass."
Ye Churan squeezed her fist: "Qu Yiyi, I'm warning you!"
Qu Yiyi made a grimace, and Zhong Chuchu was out of breath with a smile: "Chu Ran, you sacrificed your ego for our entire team and fulfilled the greater ego. My spirit is with you!"
Zhou Qi and Chen Liguo were also watching the play, and they smiled and said, "Good things come in pairs, Chu Ran, just agree."
"I...I...!!" Ye Churan couldn't speak, and wanted to run away.
The bridesmaids laughed enough, they didn't make things difficult for Ye Churan anymore, and let Zhou Qi pass, the task of snatching the bride was finally completed.
Each of the five people got a pack of wedding candies, and Qu Yiyi cheered a few times: "Chu Ran, the team will always remember your contribution."
Ye Churan held Qu Yiyi's sweater hat, and said viciously: "The domestic violence scene, don't take pictures."
Qu Yiyi shouted to Zhong Chuchu for help: "Sister Chuchu, help me, this person has become angry from embarrassment!"
Several people were noisy and very happy. The director announced reluctantly on the side: "The task is completed, congratulations everyone."
Ye Churan said coolly: "Is there any reward? If there is no reward, congratulations."
Director: "There must be, am I such a stingy person?"
"Yes!" Ye Churan now felt that compared to the cheekiness of the program group, Qin Chuan was nothing but drizzle.
"Chu Ran, I know you are talking ironically." The director said calmly, "Reward everyone with a bottle of Snow Beer."
Everyone was shocked: "...A bottle of Snow Beer? A reward?"
This is not a question of being stingy or not, this is a mistake in cognition!
The director adjusted his glasses and said nonsense in a serious manner: "Snowflake beer was brought over from the city by the program team. Goose feathers are sent thousands of miles away. The gift is light and affectionate, and the program team's heart is in it."
After returning to the camp, there was another problem before everyone, which was cooking. Up to now, everyone was still hungry.
Zhong Chuchu was the first to ask, "Is anyone able to cook? Don't look at me. Although I'm female, I can only cook instant noodles, and quick-frozen dumplings are also fine."
"I can only cook instant noodles." Qu Yiyi cried, "I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. After debuting, our manager won't allow us to eat these things."
Ye Churan: "I'm better than you guys."
Zhong Chuchu was overjoyed: "Chu Ran can cook, is she so virtuous, I want to marry you."
Ye Churan broke her fantasy: "I can cook dried noodles."
Zhong Chuchu: "..."
Chen Liguo said: "My wife can cook, and my wife's cooking is very delicious."
Zhou Qi: "Let me testify to this, the cooking skills of the old Chen's family are amazing, but the cooking skills of my family are not good, and they can't live without auntie."
Chen Liguo said softly: "Because that's all her love for me, every dish contains her affection for me."
When a middle-aged literary man speaks earthy love stories, the lethality is too great.
Qu Yiyi couldn't help but interrupt Chen Liguo: "Mr. Chen, stop showing your affection and think about what we can have for dinner tonight."
Ye Churan didn't know what was wrong, but when he heard Chen Liguo's words, he thought of Qin Chuan. He shuddered and threw this absurd thought out of his mind.
Qu Yiyi murmured: "Why don't you let us go to the wedding banquet? We've all gone to greet the relatives. It's great after attending the wedding. We have to start and finish everything."
The director said as a matter of course: "You go to the wedding banquet, then what will we record?"
Qu Yiyi: "..."
Seeing that everyone was helpless against the stove, Chen Liguo said, "Don't worry about it now, simply make a big pot of boiled vegetables, and let's have a makeshift meal first. Everyone washes vegetables and boils water."
Several people worked together in a division of labor. While choosing vegetables, Zhou Qi recalled: "The last time I cooked was 30 years ago. My family was too poor to open the pot. I mixed rice and sweet potatoes and cooked a pot of gruel to eat. Then luckily, Yin I was selected to film by accident, and I no longer have to worry about food and clothing."
Ye Churan went to boil a pot of water. Watching the water in the pot boil gradually, and he couldn't do anything with the ingredients, he found that he began to miss Qin Chuan.
The night sky in the mountains was twinkling with stars, Ye Churan took a photo and sent it to Qin Chuan.
It is absolutely impossible to admit that he wants to eat the food made by Qin Chuan.
Ye Churan waited for a long time, but Qin Chuan never replied.
There is such a small snack stuffed.
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