Feng Tu's whole body was tense, he tried hard to suppress the corners of his mouth and control himself to show a calm expression, but in the end he could only control a distorted and hideous expression, Feng Tu calmly said: "What kind of tricks do you want to play?" ?” Then he added a little angrily: “Even if you praise me to the sky, I won’t allow you to go out on a date!”

Feng Tu thought viciously, my bottom line is unshakable!

Wei Kesong looked straight at Feng Tu, and finally bent his eyes and smiled, which made Feng Tu's heart almost jump out of his throat. Damn it, this guy's smile is really irresistible, he is obviously a playboy, why did he laugh? It looks so pure and cute!

Wei Kesong's laughter crackled fireworks in Feng Yingdi's mind.

Feng Tu felt that the bottom line could be defeated for a while, so he forced himself to calm down and said, "If you must ask for an appointment, it's better to find someone from outside than from inside the studio..."

Wei Kesong finally looked away.

He was actually a very strong person before, he wanted to win the championship when he played games, he had to be the best in the world to anyone he liked, and he had to be the biggest black fan if he hated anyone, the environment in which Wei Kesong was born determined what he was born with Both.

But—these things are actually meaningless.

The championship was given to him by Mu Xing. He is mostly insignificant to Chu Mingzhou, and Feng Tu, his most hated love rival, is now the only one who reaches out to help him. No matter what Feng Tu's starting point is, at least he let himself No longer starving, there are still more than 20 deposits in the card.

Wei Kesong sneered, thinking about it this way, he is really a waste who has lived until now and achieved nothing.

Wei Kesong interrupted Feng Tu, and laughed at himself: "Actually, thinking about it now, I'm really inferior to you in everything, and losing to you doesn't seem to be a shameful thing." He winked at Feng Tu mischievously. : "Right, Great Movie King."

The great film king couldn't bear it a bit, and replied indifferently: "Do you want to ask me out for a try?"

Wei Kesong couldn't help laughing: "Okay, don't mess with me anymore, don't joke with you, and watch variety shows, Great Actor."

The great film king had no idea what Wei Kesong was talking about with his small mouth opening and closing, so he gave a "hmm" with slack eyes. He wanted to ask about the date again, but he felt that he was too immodest.

Feng Tu calmly thought, let's ask after 5 minutes, it seems that I am more reserved.

Feng Tu turned to watch the variety show.

The agent was horrified when he heard that his boss had just invited Wei Kesong to make an appointment—damn!The boss of the studio took the lead in violating the male morality regulations! !

My father, Feng Tu, really likes his black fan boss! ! !I'm going to have a mother! !Pooh! !No, I want a boss lady! ! ? ! ? !

But because the other two people were too calm (not), the agent got a huge news alone, his face turned purple from being suppressed, and his mind was full of—fuck, why? ! ? !

The manager was extremely confused: No, why, before Feng Tu hated Wei Kesong so sincerely - not only did he restrict Wei Kesong's travel, but the first thing he did when he returned to China was to ask Wei Kesong's opinion on his award After knowing that Wei Kesong was in trouble, he immediately hired Wei Kesong to insult him...

Wait, there seems to be something wrong - the agent is caught in a life of doubt.

After Wei Kesong said it, he seemed to let go of a huge burden and heaved a sigh of relief.

He just couldn't be reconciled, but in fact Wei Kesong has no right to be reconciled, this insignificant reluctance is too naive in his ups and downs of life.

He had everything before, and he was very resentful about the things he didn't get. No wonder Father Wei always said that he was like a child who didn't grow up. Only children would care so much about winning or losing these things, and refused to accept them unreasonably The fact that I will lose to someone better than myself.

In fact, it was normal for Wei Kesong to lose to Feng Tu, he had nothing to compare with Feng Tu.

Admitting that I am inferior to others, especially when this other is a rival in love, is absolutely impossible for the once conceited Wei Kesong.

But for Wei Kesong now, this childish insistence is no longer necessary.

Wei Kesong can calmly admit that he is not as good as others, he feels that he is not as childish as Wei's father once scolded, now Wei Kesong can sincerely praise Feng Tu who is wearing a black suit on the screen, and he is handsome.

Feng Tu's pairing is a well-known female anchor on the Internet, called Qiuqiu, who is famous for her big ball.

The script Feng Tu and her took was similar to the domineering president and Xiao Baihua, and the scriptwriter didn't know what to think, and asked these two to climb the highest mountain in the city.

Qiuqiu probably knew that Feng Tu was not the one who chose her, and she kept silent in order not to be eliminated. This girl seemed to have a very ulterior motive, just to stick to Feng Tu to gain popularity, and she had put in arduous efforts for it.

Because Feng Tu is really - too inhuman in this variety show.

Qiuqiu wore a six- to seven-centimeter ribbon stiletto sandal. Climbing in these sandals was really a torture, especially because the ball was so big that it swayed from side to side when walking. Wei Kesong saw two or three Xia Qiuqiu wanted to lean his chest against Feng Tu's back, but Feng Tu avoided it vigilantly.

In the later stage, Qiuqiu might be really tired, and he didn't want to stir up any scandals, so he wanted to lean on Feng Tu with his shoulder, but Feng Tu walked towards Qiuqiu, as if he only heard the whistle Started to run vigilantly like a hound!

Wei Kesong was so fucking dumbfounded, Feng Tu really started running, and said while running, "You climb the mountain too slowly, I'll go to the top of the mountain and climb slowly by yourself."

Qiuqiu stood alone in emptiness and coldness, rubbing his ankles, his eyes were flushed, looking very pitiful, Wei Kesong, a gay man, couldn't help feeling sorry for him when he saw it: "Hey, don't you Wait for her, the girl is wearing high heels, you should give her a hand."

Feng Tu was quite straightforward: "Did I tell her to wear high heels? I am responsible for the shoes I wear. I also wear leather shoes for running. It's fine."

Wei Kesong: "..."

Wei Kesong thought to himself, didn't you ask for running in leather shoes?

Wei Kesong tried to break through Feng Tu's strange logic: "But she didn't wear it on purpose, and it was only when she got here that she realized that she was going to climb a mountain. You don't have to run to hide from her, she chased you so hard."

Feng Tu snorted coldly: "Then she doesn't have to chase after her. A man like me is not something that any woman can think about."

Wei Kesong: "..." It's not without reason that this idiot is still a virgin.

Originally, when Qiuqiu was on the field, he had posted on Feng Tu twice and was dodged by Feng Tu, but the bullet screen kept scolding her for being shameless.

But in the later stage when Qiuqiu climbed the mountain alone, the style of barrage has become:

【...You guys saw that just now, Feng Tu ran as fast as if he met a hooligan who wanted to take advantage of him】

[As a rabbit mother, I always wanted to strangle this bitch to death, but I don't know why, but I felt pity for Qiuqiu]

[Mom thinks that the silly son is too alert, he looks like a gay]

[Really, I'm very excited about Qiuqiu and Qiuqiu. Did you just see Feng Tu's virus-watching expression while watching Qiuqiu?]

【It's that expression of "Get out!! Don't stain me with your secondary sex characteristics!!" Is this the expression? 】

[Yes, hahahahahahahahahahaha haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​to death, really! ! ! !That's the expression! ! ! 】

[Now I watch football and climb mountains, I can't help but cry a little]

【She couldn't speak, a variety show connected him to her, but he didn't allow her to approach him!When he reached the foot of the mountain, he ruthlessly threw her down and ordered: "Woman, if you have the ability, come up the mountain and find me."She is alone and helpless, and at this time a heavy rain hits...]

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Cry, cry for me! ! ! 】

[My naive tears, it is really difficult to climb the mountain in the rain]

[You see the director's expression just now, Mu Ran is dementia again. The director and the ball said that the middle of the mountain had ran to the top of the mountain and started lunch.

【Feng Tu: I'll wait while eating】

[Feng Tu: Do you want to watch the game?Don’t look, where is the ball that looks better to me?]

It was already afternoon when Qiuqiu climbed to the top of the mountain, dripping wet, and Feng Tu was drinking tea slowly in the hotel lobby on the top of the mountain.

The next project was to feed chickens in a rural area on the top of the mountain. Finally, when it was time for the female anchorwoman to play the ball, Qiuqiu put the chicken on her chest, smiled at the camera and said that the chicken was so cute, and so was she. People who belong to chickens are very destined to be with this chick.

Maybe because she was full and changed her clothes, Qiuqiu began to recover a little energy again, she rubbed her breasts against Fengtu while feeding the chicken, smiled sweetly and sweetly, and looked at Fengtu affectionately.

Feng Tu looked really annoyed, so he suddenly sneered and said, "What a coincidence, you are a rooster, and I am a horse. We still have a relationship."

Qiuqiu couldn't answer the conversation, so she just watched helplessly at Feng Tu who had finally managed to talk to her, and the director next to her spoke up very consciously and asked, "What is your relationship? Is it because the attributes of horses and chickens are very compatible?"

Barrage:

【Depend on! !Husband actually started to answer her words, are you still touched by the straight ball (pun intended here)! 】

[Woo woo woo I don't allow it! ! !No matter how old she is, I will not allow you to be together! !Heard no mother disagrees with this marriage! ! ! 】

[What's so good about her? !Thin waist, big breasts, still cute and pitiful——damn you, it’s pretty good, and the conditions of the ball are good]

【elder brother! ! ! ! !I don't allow woo woo woo! ! 】

【start running! !Bunny! !Reject her like just now! ! !Get out of the coop (pun intended)! ! 】

[Little Mustang Tutu, I won't allow you to marry a chicken! ! ! !There is reproductive isolation between you! ! ! ! ! 】

[Reproductive isolation makes me laugh so hard! ! ! ! ! 】

【Damn it, I'll forget you laughing to death, I was still a little sad】

The director laughed and said, "You are a horse, she is a chicken, what will happen if you put the horse and the chicken together?"

This is a routine to induce guests to say some weird words to edit and make a gimmick. No matter what Feng Tu answers, this issue of Qiuqiu must have the traffic it needs.

There was hope in Qiuqiu's eyes, and Feng Tu sneered, and said, "What will happen when a horse and a chicken are put together?"

Qiuqiu looked at Feng Tu shyly, shook his ball, Feng Tu indifferently dodged: "Horse kills chickens, haven't you heard this cold joke, homophonic stem, horse kills chickens."

Qiuqiu: "..."

director:"…….."

Outside audience Wei Kesong: "..."

The manager who had seen this scene a long time ago turned his face away: "..."

Feng Tu on the big screen was still questioning: "Isn't it funny? I think it's funny."

Barrage:

【Hahahahahahahahahaha or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or I will die of laughter! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !God damn it! ! ! ! 】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】

[It’s funny, it’s funny, hahahahahaha, you’re so funny, Brother Rabbit hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”

[Horse killing chickens and hahahahahahahahaha, it is great to force my rabbit! ! 】

[Brother Feng, Brother Feng, listen to my advice, you can kill chickens, but there is no need hahahahahahahahahahaha]

[Help hahahahahahaha I laughed until the police cordoned off ten meters away from me! ! ! ! 】

[Damn it, I laugh like a drilling machine buzzing]

Qiuqiu ended the 24-hour date with empty eyes after being "killed by a horse".

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