Pretending to be nice today

Went to Los Angeles for three days. Fang Yin landed in the morning. The person who came to pick him up was about the same age as him. He was a mixed race with profound facial features. Fang Yin called him Nelly.

Nelly is hospitable and can speak Chinese, but she can't tell the difference between Pingqiao and Pingqiao.After the two of them ate a meal, Fang Yin had already been influenced by him so much that his tongue was out of control, and he felt something was wrong all over his body.

"It's long-winded, you have a bad stomach?" Nelly said.

Fang Yin nodded: "Four."

His luggage was taken to the bedroom by others. After he finished his meal, Nelly led him to the mourning hall.It was sunny outside, and as they walked through the back garden, the automatic sprinkler broke, splashing them both.

Nelly cursed, patted her drenched sleeves, and asked Fang Yin, "How are you?"

Fang Yin didn't understand where he got his accent, and he couldn't laugh or cry: "It's nothing... nothing!"

He deliberately wore a black suit with a low-key blue-gray tie.His face was even more pale due to this attire, and he looked weak and thin, with a gloomy feeling of being vulnerable.

But when he walks with a neat pace, he will look up when passing by the corridor full of flower vines. These small details make him look lively and make him feel immature.

He is still a restless young man who likes sunshine and flowers.

Open the door and enter, the mourning hall is full of guests, as well as people who chant scriptures and burn incense.This uncle, who had never met before, came to the other side of the ocean and worked hard for more than 20 years. He died away from home, and finally took the last step in the world in the smoke and whispers with the flavor of his hometown.

Fang Yin had never attended a funeral before, so he sat on the bench in the first row cautiously.He didn't play with his mobile phone or chat with other guests, but stared curiously at the old ladies who were chanting sutras.

Someone noticed him and asked him his identity. Nelly introduced him, saying that he was a relative whom he hadn't seen for a long time. His father's last wish was to see his former relatives and friends, so he took great pains to invite him.

Fang Yin smiled dryly. His former relatives and friends should be his mother and grandparents. Unfortunately, his mother is not free, and his grandparents are too old to travel far.

"My uncle believes in Buddhism?" Fang Yin asked Nelly.

Nelly nodded: "I believe it."

The funeral process was not very smooth. When his cousin was seriously ill, he made a list of relatives for his sons, and died without dividing the inheritance.

He closed his eyes, but the five surviving sons and two daughters had a falling out, and almost fought on the way to carry the coffin.Fang Yin was originally sitting in the first row, which was an excellent location to join in the fun, but because he couldn't stand the noise, he moved silently to the last row.

Not long after he moved, a jealous Nelly threw the bottle at his brother, which slammed on the front bench.Fang Yin saw the glass bottle shattered hard on the place where he was sitting, and felt as though he was lucky enough to survive.

"I called all these relatives one by one. I didn't contribute the most to dad's affairs?" Nelly yelled.

"It's because you put in too much effort to make the fucking phone call? When he was paralyzed on the bed, I was the one who took care of him every day!"

"Aren't they doctors and nurses?"

Cousin interjected forcefully: "Stop making noise, let dad be quiet, okay! It's not shameful to be chattering about such a little inheritance!"

Fang Yin held his forehead in embarrassment, and the guests stepped forward to persuade them to fight, but he silently turned on his phone and received a message from Lu Qingzhe.

It was early morning in China at this moment, Lu Qingzhe asked Fang Yinshun if it was going well.

Fang Yin felt that it was not polite to videotape the funeral, so he replied: There will be a battle for family property, and it will not be over for a while.Why are you not sleeping yet?

[Lu Qingzhe]: I just finished my homework.

It is not certain whether you really do your homework or fake your homework.Fang Yin looked at Lu Qingzhe on the screen, then looked at the group of relatives who were fighting in front of him, and said to himself, being cold also has its benefits, after all, you can control yourself, and many people don't know how to restrain themselves.

The chaotic insults and fights continued for a while before they were finally stopped.The brothers and sisters who were carrying the coffin all wore colorful faces and sent their father to the cemetery with a cold face.

After leaving the mourning hall, Fang Yin stood on the lawn and called Lu Qingzhe.Lu Qingzhe's side was pitch black, Fang Yin held up his phone and said, "Oh my God, why is my boyfriend so dark that it blends in with the surroundings?"

Lu Qingzhe covered the camera with a book and explained: "I'm not used to playing videos."

There was the sound of his roommate stepping on slippers, the sound was far away, probably in the bathroom.Hearing what Lu Qingzhe said, a sentence came from afar: "Are you on the phone with your girlfriend?! Oh, Lao Liu left early, otherwise he was caught right!"

After replying to the female classmate at the hospital gate, the news of Lu Qingzhe's relationship spread quickly. Many classmates made fun of him, but he didn't care about it. A lot of people know about your..."

"Well, but I don't know the specifics." Lu Qing got up and went to the corridor, and then took down the book. The screen showed the rear camera, and a pair of knuckle hands slowly pushed open the door.

Fang Yin said: "Oh, do you feel annoyed?"

"Annoying?" Lu Qingzhe asked, "Indeed, everyone thinks that my partner is a classmate from the same college, making all kinds of wild guesses, but in fact, I can't even see him, which is quite annoying."

Fang Yin's face became hot, and he smiled softly: "Then you have a good relationship with your classmates?"

Lu Qing said, "It's okay."

"When you were in high school, you never took part in spring or autumn outings. You didn't even watch art shows or sports meets. You didn't have a single good friend in the class. I thought you..." Fang Yin was called out by Nelly in the middle of his words. The car is gone, and the video is hung up in a hurry.

Fang Yin sat in the back of the business car and said to Lu Qing: Don't worry, go to bed early!If you can't sleep, you can help me write my homework hahahaha, I would like to share it with you.

Lu Qingzhe replied coldly: Do your homework by yourself.

It took more than an hour to drive to the cemetery. Fang Yin came here just after he was discharged from the hospital. He hadn't fully recovered yet. After such a toss, he fell asleep peacefully in the car.

Before coming, Fang Yin said hello to the little gangster who Lu Qingzhe mistaken for his ex-boyfriend. The little gangster has grown into a big gangster, patted his beer belly and said, "Brother Wei covers you!"

Nian Wei arrived in Los Angeles from New York the day before his arrival, and waited near the cemetery, planning to take Fang Yin out to play as soon as Fang Yin was done.

When picking up the person, Nianwei was full of style, wearing a pair of sunglasses to cover his small eyes, took a cigarette in his mouth, took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to Nelly.Beside him was a blonde beauty, smiling and holding Nianwei's arm.

After making a round with Fang Yin's uncle's family, Nian Wei successfully snatched Fang Yin away, and promised to bring Fang Yin back the next afternoon, so that he could catch up with Nelly's family for a family dinner.

Grinning with Nelly and the others, he turned around and got into the jeep, slammed the door, pressed the cigarette butt on the ashtray inside the car, and said, "Fuck me, your relative's smile is more hypocritical than your mother's." Reminds me of that year's New Year's Day, when your mother came to visit and asked me about my final grades."

"You abducted me to your house to play games every day, so I didn't do my winter homework. She's still looking for revenge!" Fang Yin said, "I'm really not used to relying on your face. How dare you ask this?" After more than a year, you have gained thirty catties, right?"

"Isn't it because it nourishes people here? I heard that you vomited blood some time ago. According to me, you should stop studying at A University and transfer here. You will have the same body shape next summer. If you eat hot dogs at noon and hamburgers at night, you won't gain weight." Strange."

Fang Yin sat in the back, and Nian Wei's girlfriend was in the passenger seat. Hearing this, he turned around and looked at Xia Yin: "He looks so tender, are you really the same age?"

Fang Yin has nothing to say about this, Nianwei wonders if he has been hollowed out by the money-lovers here, judging by his face, he really doesn't look like he is the same age as Fang Yin.

Hearing that the two people in front were joking with each other, Fang Yin opened the school forum and browsed the gossip section.Not surprisingly, there were several floors of posts discussing Lu Qingzhe's relationship.

There were many replies with "Don't guess it's me" and "It's me", Fang Yin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and then added a sentence: Just out of the B-ultrasound room, the child's surname is Lu.

"It's really the same age." Nian Wei said, "Hey, Xiao Fang, why are you smirking?"

Fang Yin pursed his lips: "Nothing."

"I'll take you to see the world. It will take about six hours of driving. You can take a rest first." Nian Wei said.

Nian Wei's girlfriend said: "Your friend looks like he is bubbling pink bubbles."

"Come on, little bachelor." Nian Wei laughed.

Fang Yin said, "We're talking."

Nianwei's laughter stopped abruptly, and he slammed on the brakes, causing Fang Yin to almost fly out.Fang Yin leaned weakly on the chair, speechless: "Brother, I have a long-distance relationship at the beginning of our relationship. It's very miserable. You want me to be separated from each other to count?"

"When did it happen?" Nian Wei said, "No news or anything like that, nothing at all."

"If someone asks, I can't tell who the target is. I haven't planned to come out publicly yet! After thinking about it, it's the most worry-free to just hold back." Fang Yin said.

Nian Wei knew Fang Yin's sexual orientation a long time ago, which was not a big shock to him. After a moment of silence, he said, "What do you look like? Is it reliable? You are too skinny, this is the best Be careful. Don't just roll on the bed if you don't know someone well, in case the other party is someone with a messy private life..."

Fang Yin showed Nian Wei the photo of Lu Qingzhe, Nian Wei hesitated and changed his words: "He is not blind, is he?"

If it wasn't for Nianwei driving, Fang Yin would roll up his sleeves and beat someone up: "You look good! You are at the same table as me in high school, a college alumni!"

They drove all the way to Las Vegas, and as night fell, the city's luxurious buildings lit up one after another.Nianwei's girlfriend went shopping, Fang Yin and him went to the casino first, and had dinner at the steakhouse.

Although the stomach bleeding stopped, Fang Yin was still in a state of being frightened, not daring to act rashly, so he asked someone to cook a bowl of porridge for him, and then fried two poached eggs.

"How many rounds will we play?" Fang Yin unbuttoned his suit jacket, raised his chin, pointed to the card table outside, and asked.

Nian Wei said: "You are not here to play cards today, I will find my girlfriend later, we have other arrangements."

His girlfriend loves shopping, and after finding someone, she will go shopping with her for a while.Nianwei was not interested in this, so he sat on the lounge chair and watched his girlfriend choose clothes. The girlfriend brought two pink skirts and compared them: "Which one looks better?"

Nian Wei couldn't answer, Fang Yin answered, "They all look good, and they suit you very well."

Fang Yin came over this time and asked them to play with him. He didn't give any gifts, so he swiped his card to help Nianwei's girlfriend buy these two skirts.He signed the bill, and Nianwei's girlfriend asked, "Do you want to buy something for your boyfriend?"

Fang Yin said: "I want to move this shopping mall to him, let Wei Ge think of a way."

"Why don't you buy two for yourself, and take them home to show him." Nian Wei had no choice.

Fang Yin said: "Will it scare him if I show him wearing this thing?"

"Hey, you don't understand fun anymore." Nian Wei finished speaking and asked, "You two didn't just hold hands, did you?"

"Of course, I was lying in the hospital, what else could I do but hold hands? My mother sent me to Los Angeles as soon as I got out of the hospital." Fang Yin said.

As soon as the words fell, he added: "This development has already made me overjoyed. The worst prediction is that he will... How should I put it? He doesn't even know how to move his hands. It seems that the atmosphere between us is harmonious , thank goodness."

"So nervous?" Nian Wei's girlfriend laughed.

"I'm really at a loss, I don't know how to make the transition." Fang Yin said, "Transition from classmate to lover."

"There may indeed be such a phase."

"When I saw him suddenly, I forgot to be afraid hahahaha. I was more surprised and happy. Surprisingly, I didn't have the awkward feeling that I had worried about for a long time." Fang Yin said.

The girl said: "This is the little tacit understanding between the two of you."

Nian Wei was carrying a large bag and he couldn't carry it anymore, so Fang Yin helped carry the two skirts and walked behind the couple.

He replied: "It's quite amazing, I can't say it, but it makes people want to shout long live first love."

"Keep your voice, you'll shout later." Nian Weishen said mysteriously.

Fang Yin took out his mobile phone with little interest, and said, "Wait to watch the show? I'm not very interested in these performances, why don't you let me go back to sleep, and I want to chat with Lu Qingzhe for a while after class A is over."

"Don't say that you can live another 60 years in the future, there is no time to talk about what you want to talk about." Nian Wei disdainfully said, "I'll do what you like, and take you to see a macho striptease."

Hearing what Nian Wei said, Fang Yin almost couldn't catch his breath at first, then put the things back into his pocket tremblingly, and said with a thirsty expression on his face, "What? What? What man? What dance?"

Nian Wei pulled him forward, looked at the shining light in front of him, and then showed the three tickets in his hand.He said, "Are you still talking?"

Fang Yin was stunned, thinking that this place is really good at playing: "I don't think the things we want to talk about are very urgent, but, we can talk about them in 60 years."

After checking the ticket, he walked in, and felt something was wrong in hindsight: "Well, I'm not good, am I?"

Nianwei's girlfriend patted him on the shoulder, feeling that he was worrying too much: "Then I'm even worse!"

"Isn't it just watching a show? It's like what did you do." Nian Wei said.

Fang Yin pondered for a moment, thinking that he had to watch a movie when he was in love, he just watched a show, nothing out of the ordinary.He nodded: "Yeah."

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"You guys are too fucking good at playing, aren't you? Going to a strip show?" Ji Ying lost her voice, "Men and women? Men! You take care of Fang Yin so much, shit, Fang Yin, a coward, can't do it. You are wasting money, okay? You should take me there!"

It was almost his turn to cook, so he stuffed his phone in his pocket. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of a familiar figure, hurried to catch up, and asked, "Su Wei? Are you coming here for dinner too? It's just right, we can have a table together."

The four-person table occupied two seats, and Ji Ying gave Su Wei one of the two chicken legs in her bowl: "I was really sorry last time."

Su Wei said "I forgot it a long time ago" and wanted to pinch her legs back, but Ji Ying clutched her bowl: "Forgive me and eat it."

There was no way, Su Wei gnawed on the chicken leg silently.

"Hey, have you been working part-time in a milk tea shop recently? My classmate said he saw you." Ji Ying struck up a conversation, "Don't get me wrong, it means you are handsome."

Su Wei was helpless: "Then ask your classmate to buy a few more cups of milk tea. This store is on the verge of closing down, and I'm about to lose my job."

Recently, many milk tea shops have opened in this area. Under the pressure of competition from various chain brands, this ordinary shop has no business.Leisurely returning to leisurely, Su Wei couldn't help worrying about the future of this store.

"Okay, okay, with your salesmanship, you always put your work on your mind, I don't think you should sell milk tea, you should sell wine!" Ji Ying said, "You can earn your school year's tuition in one night. "

Su Wei smiled: "Have you ever sold it?"

Ji Ying glibly said, "I bought it."

He didn't interrupt Ji Ying, and hurried to eat.Ji Ying's mobile phone remained in the state of talking with Nian Wei, and continued to put it in his pocket. He didn't care about watching Nian Wei's live broadcast, and lowered his head to eat food.He was in a hurry than Su Wei, and he was going to participate in a game in 10 minutes.

After sweeping away the food on the plate, Ji Ying wiped her mouth: "See you next time then."

Su Wei waved to him, and before she put her hand down, she followed the direction Ji Ying left and saw Chen Congjin and his companions.

Chen Congjin noticed him, smiled at him, walked up to him, looked at the chicken leg bones, pork ribs boiled with green bamboo shoots, and dry pot pork on his plate, and raised his eyebrows: "Do you eat five dishes?"

"I'm hungry." Su Wei said sullenly.

Chen Congjin looked down at the seat opposite him and said, "Is the person here just now your friend? He dropped his phone on the seat."

Knowing each other's names, we can be regarded as friends.Su Wei thought about this, and admitted: "Well, he is so careless? I'll ask later, and help me return it."

To ask where Ji Ying is, I have to go around and ask Fang Yin first.Su Wei turned on the phone and left a message for Fang Yin.

Chen Congjin's companion was very familiar, and Su Wei quickly realized that the man was called Lu Qingzhe, who was sitting next to Chen Congjin, diagonally across from him.When Chen Congjin picked up the phone, he inevitably saw the screen, and then he couldn't help laughing twice, and said, "Why don't you turn off the phone for your friend..."

The phone's voice was very soft, and from Su Wei's perspective, the screen was very dark.He couldn't figure out what Chen Congjin was laughing at. He took the phone and took a closer look, almost throwing the phone away.

...What the hell are those men showing off their muscles on the screen!

Su Wei was still in shock, half understanding, unable to realize what kind of activity it was, anyway, the roots of her ears turned red first.Then a boy's voice came from the phone: "I just told Fang Yin that if the distance between you and your partner exceeds two time zones, you will be automatically widowed. Watch the show, isn't this a Las Vegas specialty! Boss It’s too far away, you can’t make a trip in vain!”

From this tone, Fang Yin seems to be in love.Su Wei's head was in a mess, feeling that something was wrong in this world, and flicked his fingers to turn off the phone screen.

In a daze, Su Wei couldn't swallow, and wanted to explain something to Chen Congjin, but he didn't know where to start.

When he arrived at the milk tea shop, he was forced to start self-study because he didn't receive any business. He stared blankly at the book for a while, and then he thumped his head, thinking, is it too late to clarify that he is really not gay?

He is really not the kind of person who watches muscular men, and he is not familiar with people who watch this kind of show.Su Wei wanted to cry but had no tears, and even listed several reasons for his explanation.

First, most of the people close to him are part-time students. How can they spend money in this kind of place?

Second, the only little Kuo Shao was his roommate. After spending many days with him, he felt that his roommate was a decent person and would never enter such an occasion.

Wait, did the person on the phone mention Fang Yin just now?Su Wei suddenly remembered.

But Fang Yin went to Los Angeles, not Las Vegas, how could he go to that kind of place after attending the funeral?Even if it's a show, it's a show starring a man with one arm and two thick men...

The more Su Wei thought about it, the more confused he became. At this time, Fang Yin replied to him, explained Ji Ying's dormitory number clearly, and then said cheerfully: Why is he out of his mind? It's time for him to go to the anorectal department to see his brain.

[Su Wei]: Are you in Las Vegas?Is it ok to accept phone call?

[Fang Yin]: It's convenient, there's no one around me.Hey, how do you know I'm here?

Su Weiyao was so depressed by what happened just now that he exploded, so he called and told Fang Yin the ins and outs in detail.

Fang Yin asked hesitantly, "Who is diagonally across from you?"

"I told you that Chen Congjin is on the opposite side, and next to him is Lu Qingzhe." Su Wei said, "Didn't you hear clearly before? Then do you want me to say it again..."

"No, no, I heard clearly." Fang Yin said.

After Su Wei finished talking about this matter, she felt better and was not so bored.Ji Ying's mobile phone that was placed beside the table, which was hot to the touch, suddenly lit up, displaying a message.

[Fang Yin]: Ji Ying, I will kill you.