Don't Touch My Movie [Entertainment]

"With all due respect," He Chengling straightened his Windsor knot and whispered to Lin Shen openly, relying on others not being able to understand Chinese, "If it's just to taste wine at the prince's winery, there is no need for us at all. Dress so formally, Lin Shen, I think you are a little too nervous and serious about this matter." Actually, this is completely unreasonable, Lin Shen is not such a person.

Lin Shen shook the red wine in his glass, and then replied, "You know, I try to be safe in everything I do."

He Chengling drank the last sip of red wine, "That's why you are not as free and easy as I am."

Lin Shen didn't answer this time, and replied a text message when He Chengling showed kindness and compliments to the beautiful housekeeper's inquiry.

After coming out of the winery, a classic European-style carriage has already parked there.

He Chengling raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Lin Shen, you always say you don't care about the sense of ceremony, but in fact you are the one who cares about the sense of ceremony the most, otherwise why would you think of renting such a carriage."

"I just don't want to walk too much," Lin Shen said, "after all, you also said that you were in pain this morning."

He Chengling couldn't bear it anymore, "I think you always seem to have some hints when you say this, but in fact it's just my calf hitting the bedside table."

"Actually, I just suddenly forgot how to say 'calf'. You know, people's memory begins to decline when they get older."

"..."

"Hehe, do you think I'll believe your nonsense?"

The coachman took off his hat and gave a beautiful salute to the two of them. He Chengling couldn't understand the German accent because of his heavy accent, but Lin Shen understood it clearly and nodded his thanks.

"What did he say?" He Chengling asked after sitting in the carriage.

Lin Shen held his hand, "He said, 'Bless you sir, you have the most handsome partner in the world.'"

"Hehe." He Chengling didn't believe this sentence at all, "I didn't understand and I'm not deaf, his words are so short, Lin Shen, think about how many words your 'translated' sentence occupies in German. If you want to lie to me next time, you should make your lies more reasonable."

"Okay," Lin Shen changed his tone, "Actually, what he said was 'I wish you long-term happiness.'"

"Oh," He Chengling said with a cold expression, "if there is a person who sees our indifferent dead fish outside just now and thinks that we have one leg sleeping in the same bed, then I believe he can definitely build a structure for himself that surpasses JK Rowling According to the world view, he should not be a coachman, but should be a writer to make the literary world of mankind greater."

"Why can't you believe that he is blessing us?" Lin Shen just held He Chengling's pen and clasped his fingers together, "Even if I'm lying, wouldn't it make me happy to hear such a lie?"

"You're right, I'll think about it next time."

He Chengling finally gave an answer that Lin Shen liked, but then Lin Shen knew that he was thinking too much, because He Chengling continued: "So, what did he say?"

Lin Shen was silent for a while before answering him, "Actually, he just said 'Good day, gentlemen.'"

He Chengling finally got the truth and felt very satisfied, but he didn't know that the so-called truth was still a lie.

Because the coachman gave them another title, a title that represented the nominal supreme power of the country.

"Good day, Gentlemen Yuan."

Said the coachman.

The carriage traveled all over the streets and alleys of Vaduz, the city government building, the Mitteldorf block, the former residence of Reinberger, and the exquisite houses left each other with ample private space, where flowers bloomed and floated. aromatic.

The carriage finally stopped in front of St. Florin's Cathedral. After Lin Shen and He Chengling got off the carriage, the coachman once again said a sentence in local German. According to the translation of Lin Shen, who has a better language talent, the meaning of this sentence It means "goodbye, gentlemen." Of course, as for whether this is true or not, it is a matter of opinion.

"So in the end, we came to St. Florin's Cathedral?" He Chengling asked.In fact, no matter where you go in Vaduz, you can vaguely see the spire of this Gothic building.It is the symbol of the city and the symbol of the country.

"We should have come to church."

"Yes, we still have to come to investigate." He Chengling thanked Lin Shen for reminding him that he had done a serious thing.

Lin Shen saluted him, bent down and stretched out his hand, and said respectfully: "Let's go, Mr. He Chengling."

He Chengling put his hand on it, and said in a brisk tone, "Okay, Mr. Lin Shen."

In fact, this church is no different from the neo-Gothic churches elsewhere, even simpler than many of them, with wall-to-wall murals, stained glass, high domes, columns and gorgeous wall lamps.

"It's really strange, there are no tourists here today, not even the priest." He Chengling felt that this sense of tranquility was very suitable for "Mockery", and He Yizhe should stay in such an environment for the last period of time.

"It's not a coincidence, because it was originally forbidden to visit today." Lin Shen said.

He Chengling joked with him, "Then why can we come in? Mr. Lin, tell me honestly, is there a 'Feng' in your surname?"

"The Richter family is not descended from nobles," Lin Shen said, and then took out an exquisite gold-plated key from his pocket, "However, if you are the temporary owner of this country, you should have the right to use any key. the right to land that is not privately owned."

"Temporary owner? Who?"

"You." Lin Shen put the key in He Chengling's hand and closed his palm, "It's you. In fact, this key should be handed over to you by them during the parliamentary process. But I know you don't like that Serious and hypocritical, so I just skipped that and brought it to you."

Lin Shen continued, "I have always felt that my king should have his own land and people, otherwise it will always seem unworthy of the name. Now I finally have the opportunity to achieve this."

"Now, the entire Principality of Liechtenstein belongs to you."

"I want to give you a country, and I am your subject."

Lin Shen knelt down on one knee for the second time today, took one of his hands, kissed the back of it and called him by his full German name. "My His Majesty Prince Leohard Neumann, it is a great honor to witness the moment of your coronation, and only I can witness it."

"The national motto of the Principality of Liechtenstein is 'For God, the Prince and the Motherland'. I think this content should be changed here. My national motto is 'For He Chengling, He Chengling and He Chengling.'"

He Chengling once felt that the Principality of Liechtenstein had come up with a way to rent out the country to further stimulate the development of the tourism industry, but he didn't know that there was a person who really spent so much money. All he wanted was to give him a country.

It sounds like the story of those princes in Zhou Youwang's beacon drama who only smiled for Bo Baosi, but it's not the case. Lin Shen is not the monarch who is incompetent and owes IQ, and He Chengling is not a weak and innocent one who can only be thrown dirty water by others. The beauty who fights back.

Both of them are sane and crazy people, and they can both be responsible for their choices.

"Mr. Felix Richter," He Chengling spent a long time recovering his voice, "Do you remember that you said you were my knight?"

"I remember." Lin Shen still kept kneeling on one knee, "Of course I remember."

"Then should I preside over your loyalty ceremony now?" He Chengling asked, but he didn't need an answer.He looked around the church and couldn't see any swords, so he had to retreat to find a replacement.

He Chengling finally chose a yellow lily with a slender stem, which is the national flower of the Principality of Liechtenstein, and it is in full bloom in a porcelain vase.

He touched Lin Shen's shoulder three times with the yellow lily. When he was a child, he had read many stories about King Arthur's knights. He naturally knew the words of praise he should say, but at this moment he just wanted to obey his heart.

"Knight Felix Richter, are you willing to swear allegiance to me, hold your sword tightly to fight for me, and dedicate everything you have to me, for the rest of your life, until death?"

"Mr. Leohard Neumann, I will hold my sword tightly for you. Unless its owner dies, it will always fight for you." Lin Shen paused and added, "For the rest of my life, until death."

He Chengling knew that according to theory, he should maintain the dignity and pride of a superior at this moment, and he should be awe-inspiring and inviolable, but he also lowered his body, looked straight into Lin Shen's eyes, and then kissed his lips.

In this Gothic cathedral, there were only two people present, and it was a temporary king who took a yellow lily as a saber, canonized the only knight and subject who put him on the throne, and then took it off on his own initiative. The crown, giving up the right to own a country.

In this Gothic church, there are only two people on the scene, and one person is kissing his only lover. He has never been condescending, and he has established a contractual relationship that no one can interfere with, and is loyal to each other. , never give up.

"The contract is established, Lin Shen, you will always belong to me." When He Chengling said these words, he felt that his voice was trembling.

And Lin Shen could respond to this possessive desire and contractual relationship in many evenly matched ways, but he only said three words in the end.

"I am willing."

Yes I do.

The author has something to say: Note Jun:

(1) In fact, St. Florin's Cathedral is free to visit all day, but in order to give Lin Shen and Director He a chance to get along privately, it is set up here privately.

(2) Most of the names of old German nobles have 'Von' in their names.

(3) In 2011, Liechtenstein decided to allow the entire country to be rented out, with a nightly rent of 4 pounds (about 42.5 RMB).The temporary "owner" is given a symbolic key at a parliamentary ceremony to use the land and call the local police.

(4) Neumann, this is Director He's last name.