urban feng shui shop

"Have you ever risked your life for someone in your life..."

"Oh my god, there isn't one of the most annoying bgs!"

It was night, in the residential building of Longcheng Jiayuan in Beijing, a young man in his twenties couldn't help complaining while brushing mint.

The young man's name is Song Kai, an employee of an insurance company.In my spare time, I will decompress through mobile games, live broadcasts and other methods.Mint is the most popular short video software at the moment. Song Kai registered an account a year ago and spends two hours in Mint every day.

Song Kai is the old fritters on mint, but after a long time, the more he plays, the less interesting he is.The bg on mint is like a whirlwind, the melody is there, but too many people use it, and the ears are almost callused.

"Swipe for another 5 minutes to sleep..." Now at eleven o'clock at night, Song Kai checked the time and made an appointment for himself.It's boring to brush mint, but it's even more boring to be idle...

"The big monkey mountain orange cat has become a spirit?" Song Kai brushed his fingers habitually as he was about to go to sleep.I was stunned when I saw the latest Douyin.

This was posted by a user named 'Sweet Sugar'.Now like 1w+, comment 9000+.The review ratio is close to 1:1. This is the first time Song Kai has seen a video with such a high review ratio. After thinking about it, he clicked to play.

"Have you ever worked hard for someone in your life..." The familiar bg sounded again.

Song Kai: ...I'm irritable.

Song Kai suppressed his depression and continued to read.

This is a 52-second extended version of the video. The bg of "Desperate" appears in the first ten seconds, followed by the original video.After surviving the first ten seconds, Song Kai focused on the video.

The video is a bit noisy. From the analysis of the venue, this is a playground.

"This orange cat?"

"Oh my God, I was shocked just now..."

In front of the whitewashed railings, several tourists were talking in low voices, and in front of it was a large pendulum facility.At this time, the big pendulum was suspended at a height of three meters, surrounded by a circle of tourists.

Several staff members in blue clothes kept moving with poles... The camera moved closer, and Song Kai noticed that an orange cat was lying on an empty plate on the big pendulum.

"This is the Monkey Mountain Scenic Area. The big pendulum just started, and this orange cat suddenly jumped on it. Now several staff members are catching the cat..." the video photographer explained at the right time.

Song Kai understood.There are often videos of sucking and rescuing cats on Mint. Song Kai is not uncommon for such videos, but what surprised him is that this orange cat jumped on it when the big pendulum was activated... It seems a bit unintelligent sub.

"Boom, boom..."

"It's too difficult."

Although the orange cat in the video is skinny, it moves nimbly.For a while, several staff members didn't get it off.

Song Kai was curious.

"boom--"

In this curiosity, there was a 'bang'.The seat on the right side of the big pendulum sank suddenly, and the big pendulum shook twice.The whole accident was even more sudden than the appearance of the orange cat. The tourists were stunned, the staff were stunned, and the onlookers were stunned. a

"Fuck!"

The whole state of bewilderment lasted for five seconds, and then there was a burst of jumping around.The screen in front of him shook, and the 52-second video stopped abruptly.

The pendulum sank too suddenly, and Song Kai was a little dizzy. After calming down, he quickly clicked on the comment area.

"Oh my god, the orange cat has become a spirit."

"I thought it was an ordinary rescue cat. This is reversed... the cat saved a lot of people."

"If the big pendulum starts...the consequences will be disastrous."

"This cat is dirty all over, is it a stray cat?"

"Hold my Fat Lan tightly. The cat is so pitiful."

There are all kinds of popular comments, and now the number one is 'Orange Cat Becomes Essence', with a total of 1w+ likes.

"The sound just now scared people to death."

Song Kai followed with a comment.It was a coincidence that the big pendulum collapsed, so he also grabbed it.

"Where did this happen? Where is the Monkey Mountain?" The tourists chatted more and more excitedly. The Monkey Mountain is famous in Lantai, but it is not enough to see it all over the country.

"In Lantai, Lake Province, the Monkey Mountain Scenic Area..." A knowledgeable tourist answered.

"Isn't this just a hype of the scenic spot?" The popularity of "Orange Cat Becomes Essence" increased, and some rational tourists analyzed it.

The cat appeared, tourists took pictures, the pendulum collapsed...all these happened by coincidence.Coincidentally, it's almost a hype.The tourists talked a lot, but the Monkey Mountain Scenic Area did not give any official response, and the whole matter was also confusing.A genius remembers in a second:

There are so many new things happening on Mint, 'The Cat's Gone' is just one of them.After the tourists finish scanning, it is like reviewing memorials in ancient times, and then scan other videos.

After one night of fermentation, the number of clicks of 'Orange Cat Becomes Essence' broke 6k+, and it is in a low fire state.

"The orange cat becomes a spirit" caused a wave of discussion, and the word "Dahoushan" gradually came into everyone's mind...

……

The Big Monkey Mountain incident was discussed in full swing on Mint, and Jiang Yan slept soundly.In his sleep, he felt that his body was soaked in a hot spring, which made his limbs stretch and his whole body refreshed.

"It's ten o'clock?" The next morning, Jiang Yan woke up as usual. When he saw the clock on the wall, he was a little surprised. He usually got up at six or seven o'clock, but now he slept until ten o'clock...

Jiang Yan did some stretching exercises. Although he got up late, he slept soundly this time.

After a simple wash, Jiang Yan opened the task interface.

Host Name: Jiang Yan

Current task: Please receive ten tourists within a week.

Mission Completion: 30

Experience value: 95550100000 [novice level]

Faith value: 3000

Item column: Quiet Futon, Nine-way Storage Bag

Yesterday, Gao Zhiguo gave three thousand hexagrams, and the system converted them into belief values ​​on a 1:1 basis.Jiang Yan glanced at it, and directly added all the faith points to the experience.

Three seconds later—

Experience value: 98550100000 [novice level]

Now he is still 1450 experience away from a junior feng shui master, and Jiang Yan is working hard.What makes him depressed is that Gao Zhiguo is a repeat tourist, and the completion of the task has not increased.

There are still four days before the end of the mission, and the mission completion degree is 30... a bit difficult.

After a brief browse, Jiang Yan closed the task interface, and then walked towards the backyard.There was sporadic light rain yesterday, and now the weather in Monkey Mountain is clear, and there is quite a sense of freshness and tranquility after the rain.

"Wow——" Xiaobai was chasing and playing with the little ball at this time, and when he saw Jiang Yan, he ran over excitedly.

"Waterproof is okay." Jiang Yan teased Xiaobai for a while, and came to the kennel. This kennel was built by himself. It doesn't look good, but it's waterproof and spacious.

Jiang Yan poured dog food for the two dogs. The backyard is connected to the Fengshui shop. There are a lot of food like chicken legs and ham in the shop, but Da Jin is spiritual and will not harm the shop at all.

After years of wandering, Daikin is more disciplined than any pet.

After Jiang Yan poured out the dog food, Da Jin slipped over.Jiang Yan stroked it twice, and now Da Jin has grown a lot of dog hair.It feels... a little sticky?

It's a nice touch.After Jiang Yan finished masturbating, he couldn't help masturbating again.

"Oh——" Da Jin lay on the ground a little depressed.Now that the golden retriever is gone, the one being touched...is uncomfortable.

"Take you guys for a walk at night." Jiang Yan was amused.Da Jin and Xiao Bai stayed in the backyard for a week, not to mention the two dogs, even Jiang Yan felt bored and flustered.

He plans to take the two dogs to breathe secretly in the early morning. Of course, things like dog leash muzzles are essential.

"Ow!" After Jiang Yan finished speaking, Da Jin wagged his tail excitedly.If you want to masturbate, you can masturbate, it does not contradict it!

Da Jin is like a heroic warrior.

"Aww—" Xiaobai was eating dog food, and when he saw Dajin's reaction, he also yelled in the same way.Although it doesn't know what it's screaming about, but... it's right to learn from it.

Jiang Yan was overwhelmed by Xiaobai's cuteness.

One person and two dogs played in the backyard for a while, and then, Jiang Yan came to the front desk to open the door.

A new day begins again.

There are still four days before the end of the task. On this day, there are many tourists who come to the store to spend, but the fortune-telling is directly zero.Even if there is a consultation with tourists, after seeing that the hexagram master is Jiang Yan, he decisively waved his hand and refused.

Jiang Yan's face is so tender that it really doesn't look like fortune-telling material.

Jiang Yan was melancholy.After thinking about it, post the A4 paper of "Free Daily Gua" on the storefront.This is the system'daily exemption', and Jiang Yan is making full use of it.

A4 paper is pasted, and the work has improved slightly.But tourists are counting free hexagrams...

In the next four days, Jiang Yan made a total of four deals.Mission completion: 70.

Eleven o'clock in the evening on the fourth day.

Mission Completion: 70

Mission countdown: 59:02...

Jiang Yan was depressed.In the last two days, he specially placed the fortune-telling location at the Changling Bus Station, but the urban management was strict, and he seemed to be fighting a guerrilla, and he hadn't opened a single order.Jiang Yan once considered setting up a stall around the Hongshan Temple, but there were many tourists in the Hongshan Temple for fortune-telling, but there was a Taoist priest with a long beard sitting in the temple, and it was strictly forbidden for hexagram masters to set up stalls around the Taoist temple.

Jiang Yan felt that his luck during this period was below 50 points.

"hr620, what's the task punishment?" After being depressed, Jiang Yan regained his composure.There is still an hour before the end of the task, and he plans to make some mental preparations.

"Mission punishment: random." HR620 is concise and to the point.

Jiang Yan: ...

There was still an hour before the end of the mission, Jiang Yan decided to wait patiently.In this way, time passed bit by bit, and Jiang Yan felt that he was a college entrance examination candidate waiting for the admission notice.

One hour later, the task interface is refreshed.

"Ding, mission requirements: Please receive ten tourists within a week. Mission completion: 70, Mission rating: Failed. Mission penalty: Blindness for one week." At the moment the mission was refreshed, Jiang Yan was completely dark.

Jiang Yan swiped in front of his face with both hands, the world in front of him was dark except for darkness.

Jiang Yan:! !

Blind? !

"Please host the task seriously and look forward to better performance." hr620's words also confirmed Jiang Yan's guess.

Being blind doesn't feel good.Jiang Yan groped to the bed and lay down.This week, although he was working seriously, the task was relatively simple, and the first task was too smooth.Jiang Yan was a little drifting... Strictly speaking, although he tried hard, he didn't do his best.

Difficulty for tourists is one aspect and another aspect.Jiang Yan didn't take the task punishment too seriously.Unexpectedly... Now the ship is overturned in the gutter.

Jiang Yan didn't feel sleepy at all.After tossing and turning, I recited the meditation mantra.It's just that the blindness was too sudden, and the meditation mantra didn't work.

Jiang Yan was thinking, now he has been blind for a week.How will you spend your meals and daily life this week?

I'm a little sad.