that light
Chapter 8
? "Why don't you let me go? It's really unfair that you can go to all the patients but not let me go." Shove a spoon full of porridge into the bald head's mouth and use him to block my words Stuck in his throat, he continued to complain, "You can forget about it, why did Yumi go too, my seat is higher than him, okay? It hurts my heart to complain to Brother Hisagi today that he didn't even comfort me. Hey, he really only has Sister Luanju in his heart..."
"Do you still want to go to the battlefield?" Gongqin walked in from the house and flicked the back of my head angrily, but was hit by the hair accessory Dongbai gave me, making my feet jump in pain. Shangshiba pretends not to be good at Zanpakuto and is about to go out with Yumi, speaking of the winter decisive battle, Dongbai, bald head, Yumi and Hisagi-san are all going, but I can't help at all, just like When I was in Mao, I was always following Hisagi-san, and I couldn't do anything to help.I'm really ashamed, I don't know anything, but everyone I meet is so kind to me, whether it's Master Haiyan, Fuyushiro, Hisagi-san, Captain Ichimaru, Yumi, or bald.
"The bald head." Grabbing the hem of his clothes, Gong Qin nodded and went out first, the bald head turned to look at me: "What's wrong?"
"I won't make any willful demands this time." I looked up and stared at his eyes, those eyes always contained hot flames, which fascinated people deeply. This time, it doesn't matter if my attitude softens, just be gentle once It doesn't matter.I like this person, I like it to the bone marrow.
"Come back alive."
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Momo is still recovering from her injuries, Dongbai asked me to take care of her, it's really embarrassing, momo can subdue me with only one Bai Fu...
"Sister?" Momo sat up in a daze and stared at me, "Actually, sister also wants to help Madarame Sanshi and Xiaobai?"
"It's brother-in-law..." She subconsciously corrected her, but she understood instantly, "You...you want to go to the empty seat?"
Momo nodded, tied up her hair and picked up Feimei, "If my sister doesn't go, please don't stop me, I have already decided, I will personally dye Captain Ai..."
What is Captain Aizan, you mean the guy who almost killed you and my family Dongbai in Julin in the Pure Tower? momo, your spirit seems to be really problematic now...
"Uh no, don't worry, I won't stop you," I quickly waved my hand, "I can't beat you..."
Momo nodded, and was about to go out, when I suddenly remembered that Dongbai asked me to take care of her, or I should follow her, if she was in danger, there would be someone to take care of her, although I couldn't beat her as usual.
I have to say that momo is really good. Bai Fu and Qu Guang, who chanted and abandoned, were able to fool the ghosts guarding the world-transmitting gate. Open the enchantment quickly, tsk tsk, what a formidable young man...
"Sister, we're here." Momo said beside her, "If you're worried, you can go to Madarame Sanshi first, don't worry, I won't mess around."
"Well, I can't stop you if you're messing around..." I replied cowardly, and then I jumped out of different world-transmitting gates separately from momo, and beside my landing point were Yuki, Hisagi-san and Deputy Kira Captain, it seems that the battle between them is over.
Shunbu walked over, just about to say something, but heard a loud "bang" over there, and the Boundary Transferring Pillar emitted a bright green light, and the surrounding scene changed rapidly.
Huh?Isn't that the Boundary Transformation Pillar of the bald guard?why?Is there no swastika for a bald head?With a bald head, he lost?how so?How could a bald head lose?He promised me!How can he lose?That enemy, as expected...killed you.
"Lu Li!" Brother Hisagi suddenly grabbed my wrist with terrifying strength, "Don't be impulsive, you can't even win against Madarame, what else can you do."
I tilted my head, and I saw Vice-captain Kira walking towards Gongqin, who seemed to have passed out, and probably fell asleep after being beaten.I gave Brother Hisagi a reassuring smile: "Don't worry, Brother Hisagi, since I have already made up my mind, I am not afraid of death."
As soon as he broke free from his restraints, he stepped away, mobilized the spiritual power of his whole body, and unleashed an 88 flying dragon, smashing thief, shaking the sky and thunder cannon, which slammed the huge enemy into the air, and stopped in front of the bald head. His spiritual pressure has almost dropped to the extreme, this idiot.
"Lu Li? Why are you here..." The bald-headed voice behind him suddenly became impatient, "What are you doing here! Can't you see that he is dangerous! Run away, you idiot..."
"I ask you, why don't you run away?"
"Nonsense! How can the members of our eleventh team shrink back when facing a battle..."
"What about me? Am I not a member of Team [-]? Am I not qualified to fight alongside you?"
"You...you are different, you..."
"What do you mean by Madarame! You clearly promised me that you would go back alive! You didn't understand why during the battle, you liar!"
Silence, silence, answer me with silence every time, am I so unworthy of your explanation? Madarame corner!I really don't care! !
"Ghosts and monsters! I'll give you everything! Cut them to death!! Eat them all!!"
My ears are bombarded with the ferocious laughter of ghosts and monsters, and the stinging pain is all over my body, like hugging a big hedgehog, like being wrapped in a thousand cherry blossoms. I am afraid of pain, I am afraid of the dark, but I am even more afraid of them dying. , fear and despair, there is nothing left.That kind of hopeless darkness, which is the source of my fear, can also become a force to protect others?What a sarcasm...
Huh?pain! ! ! !
There was a flash of clarity in his consciousness, his right arm was in severe pain, and his eyes were indescribably painful, as if the eyeballs were being pulled desperately.The ghost and ghost screamed in shock, and he roared:
"Let go!!!"
The darkness in front of me suddenly peeled off, and the moment I reluctantly opened my eyes, I saw the bald head pulling the body of the bald man with one hand, and holding the dragon pattern ghost lamp in the other, standing in front of me with bruises all over his body. The right arm and the ghosts, sprites and monsters on it.
"Light……"
"Kill you! I'm going to kill you, bald man!!" the ghost suddenly shouted.By the way, my right arm has not disappeared, and the ghosts and monsters will not return to the shallow strike state if they are still possessed.This is terrible, neither the bald head nor I have the strength to deal with this guy anymore...
The ghost and ghost screamed and rushed over, his legs were weak and he couldn't move.Maybe I will still be possessed, I don't know for sure, after all, the compatibility between me and ghosts and monsters is too good...
The bald head actually came to me in an instant, hugged me and hid to the side, turned around and held the dragon pattern ghost lamp tightly: "You move farther away, Lu Li."
"I……"
"Dragon Pistol Frame!"
The dragon rack that suddenly appeared froze the monster, and the monster's black shrunk instantly, congealed into a shallow shape, and fell to the ground with a "bang", the ice splashed in all directions, Dongbai suddenly stepped in front of me, and the knife One wave froze my bleeding right arm, he lowered his head, I couldn't see his expression clearly, he tightly grabbed the corner of my clothes, his voice was quiet and terrifying: "Zui Sheng Lu Li, this is very painful!" Isn’t it interesting? Do you like being swallowed so much? Is it amazing to beat the enemy like this? What the hell are you thinking!!”
He raised his head, stared at me with red circles around his eyes, and didn't say another word.I probably scared him. Dongbai has always been a very insecure child. He used to be, and he is still now. In fact, he is a clingy and coquettish little devil. When he was a child, he always grabbed my clothes and refused to let him I'm leaving. When I first came to Jinglingting, I had to transfer from the tenth team to the third team. Later, he learned to be independent, what a real man is, what is protection, he no longer clings to me, but But I still pay attention everywhere, even after I became the captain, I asked Captain Ichimaru to take care of me, this silly boy...
"Dongbai," I gently held him in my arms with my remaining left hand, and said softly, "I'm sorry, I won't mess around anymore. After I go back, I will destroy the monsters and monsters."
Dongbai in his arms froze, then let go of the hand that was holding the hem of my clothes, and said to the bald head I threw aside: "Take her for treatment, Madame."
So everyone said it was brother-in-law... Well, forget it, Dongbai, you must come back safely.
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"Are you awake?" Looking at the little orange-haired strawberry who slowly opened his eyes in front of him, he asked, and the moment the other party saw me clearly, he asked, "Lu Li? Why are you here?"
"What's wrong? Great hero?" I poked at his dazed face just after waking up, and smiled, "Come take care of everyone's savior, normal people would do this, right?"
He sat up and said with a smile, "I'm not that great either, it's just..."
"Okay, okay, don't worry about this problem, go out first, everyone is waiting for you." I pulled him up, but he sat unsteadily and fell to the ground, which shocked me a lot. Guy so weak?
"Are you okay?" Sitting cross-legged beside him, "You look weak?"
"No, I... Lu Li," Ichigo suddenly looked a little sad, "If there is no spiritual power, will he lose Zanpakuto and all his power?"
...the idiot.
"Lost Zanpakuto...?" I looked at the empty waist, and my heart suddenly felt empty, as if falling freely from a high altitude. I think I understand his feelings.
"I...can't use the demons anymore, I'm afraid I won't be able to stay in the Jingling Court anymore, Captain Nie is sealing the demons... the thought of losing the glory of the god of death, the thought of never being able to hold the knife, the thought of leaving the devil In the [-]th team, I am very annoyed when I leave the captain and deputy captain, Gongqin, and a corner.”
Silence, in exchange for silence, can be regarded as sympathy, Ichigo and I.
"Idiot." Ichigo suddenly embraced me and patted me on the back. His palms are big and his embrace is very warm, very similar to Master Haiyan, like sunshine, "It doesn't matter if we lose the power of Shinigami, really Your strength is our heart, Lu Li."
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"Huh? Only seal the soul of the sword?" Looking at Captain Nie in surprise, "Then, isn't that just a shallow beating?"
"What else do you want?" Captain Nie didn't even bother to look at me, "Didn't you and Captain Hitsugaya propose it?"
It turned out that it was just returning to the light fighting form... that's great, I thought I couldn't use a knife anymore, it's really great, I can continue to fight, and I can stay with everyone... that's great.
"It's dangerous to fight just shallowly, Zhui Sheng," Dong Bai said standing beside him, "you think about it."
"There's nothing to think about," I turned my head, and the front teeth flashed, although it was not as bright as the bald head, but it also made the dim Technology Development Bureau look like daylight, and I was in a good mood, "I used to be the fifth seat by relying on shallow hitting! Zhicone is not built!"
"........."
Don't put on that disgusting expression, Dongbai...
"Woohoo! Look! I made it look good!" I pointed the mirror in front of Gongqin, and said cheerfully, "Are you satisfied?"
"Ah, it's not bad," Qin Gong brushed his hair and said with a smile, "I can't tell you have a pretty good hand."
"So, if you're satisfied, go and kidnap the bald head. I'll wait for you in Runlin'an's flower sea! No, don't come!"
I have lived in Runlin'an for decades. I discovered this sea of flowers together with Dongbai momo. Every year when we see flowers, we avoid people who celebrate and come here to play. This is the most beautiful place I have ever seen, even better than Kuchiki's house. The bellflower fields planted by Captain Kuchiki are more beautiful than the camellia gardens planted by Mr. Shiba's family, which makes people linger.
When the wind blows, all the flowers bow their heads, and the rustling sound tickles people's hearts.
It's another year of flowers.
"I said, here I come, Lu Li."
I heard the call, the call that seemed to illuminate my dark world like an ancient light.I looked at him, and saw him gradually walking out from the thousands of flowers, with a dazzling holy light, healed the wound in my heart.He smiled slightly, as gentle as jade; he waved slightly, as light as floating clouds.He is the only one left in the whole world.He is my husband, my God, the only light (bulb) in the whole world! (Mou Fei: Come back to this stalk!!)
【THEEND】?
☆、Fan Wai Yi Ye What Fan Wai Yi
?Part One! Action!
After cutting those Gillians at one corner, he saw Gongqin standing not far away chatting with the rescued man, so he walked over quickly and took a closer look.
“唔哇啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”一角瞬间吓得连连后退,指着弓亲身边The suspicious orange-red thing said in shock, "What is that weird orange-red thing Gongqin!? Get away from him, or you will be taken to the mainland of Mu and never come back!!!"
"∑=A=!! Fucking!!" The orange-red thing over there suddenly turned around, his amber eyes filled with resentment (Hey, hey!!), "I'm wearing a wig, Madarame, you fucking Don't know me anymore!!"
"=A=... Aha!? Lu Li!? Why did you choose such a bright color!?"
"Blame me! Blame me!?" Lu Li stood up abruptly and stomped her feet fiercely, "It's all because of the bad settings written by that idiot black bird! As a participant, I also worked hard, bastard!! I I also want Captain Kuchiki’s black and smooth shawl hair, or Luanju’s flowing golden curly hair, hey!! Or even worse, my own pink hair is also very cute and fresh like a little angel!!”
As he said that, he pulled off the wig to reveal a brighter pink head, and threw Gui... oh no, threw the wig on the ground fiercely and stood up: "What are you doing! I'm not that tall as the Inoue Beechi What kind of appearance do you want? The main character has orange hair, bastard! Do you think anyone can run around the world with a funny hairstyle like Liubee, bastard!!"
The speechless Mou Fei (Lu Li: No, it's a black bird.) stepped back embarrassingly.
"N...NG!NG!!"
Part Two! Action!
"Come on, ah—" A corner of his face tenderly scooped a spoonful of porridge to Lu Li's mouth, and smiled, "Eat obediently, Lu Li."
"..." Lu Li froze and looked at the spoon in front of her, ignoring her double chin exposed by bowing her head, and didn't move.
"Kakaka!" Moufei jumped out angrily, "What are you doing, you don't follow the routine!"
Lu Li wanted to cry but had no tears: "It's the bald guy who doesn't follow the routine! He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he! The script says it's a gentle expression, but the bald head's expression is so ferocious, so ferocious! Q mouth Q"
Mou Fei: "Cabbage... oh no, Bai Zai, give her a shot for nothing."
"But this porridge is worse than Captain Kuchiki's wakame ambassador biscuits QAQ"
Mo Fei: "=Dish=If you don't eat it, eat a box of wakame ambassador biscuits for me, not only mustard flavor, but after eating, give me a thumbs up and front teeth flashing and shouting 'We are worthy of the wakame family The special pet of the rotten wood family tastes so good oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!', do you want to do it?"
"...Then I'll have porridge..." Lu Li obediently obeyed, just took a bite, then suddenly stopped, looking at Mou Fei, "But I still have one request."
"Say."
"I don't want to wear a wig anymore."
"Tsk, this is the last meme, don't mention the old things, okay...Ah! Camera! NG! NG, mental retardation!!"
Part Three, Action!
With a "boom", the orange strawberry hit Lu Li.
"Kurosaki Ichigo." Looking at Ichigo who got up with a cold face, he asked, "How are you going to accompany me?"
"What do you pay for?" Kurosaki Ichigo, who had long heard colleagues in the industry talking about this Ms. Lu Li, who has never followed the script for thousands of years, was a little panicked, and asked, "Did I break something of yours?"
Lu Li got up, sneered, and the strong and dark spiritual pressure emanating from his body shocked Ichigo: "What do you pay for? What do you think? Before turning on the phone, I clearly agreed to block it with my hand when the kiss came! You are so shameless!" You coveted this girl's beauty and wanted to deny this girl's first kiss! Why are you trampling on this girl's chastity!!"
"Lu... Lu Li! Calm down! You've turned black!"
"Blackening? Not only will I be blackened, but I will also petrify you and the black bird... Oh no, I will turn you into fossils~"
"Calm down, let me tell you!! Why did you turn into a fossil!!"
"It's none of my business!!"
"Kufufufu... well, don't quibble, dying struggle is useless Kurosaki Ichigo-chan~ Except for roaring for output when zooming in, roaring is useless~ I understand~ you Isn’t it just because my voice actor is Morita Biyi’s voice is full of air, so he dares to yell at me~ What’s so amazing~ My voice actor is still Sawajo Biyuki~ Who’s afraid of anyone~”
"Hey! Lu Li, you said something incredible!"
"Hey, big girl, are you funny? In the setting, your voice actor is obviously Saka [beep——] Maaya!!"
"Ah, who cares about you? Damn it, I still think Ichigo, you are my relatives, bastard, who cares about having the same hair color as the protagonist? In this fanfiction, I am the protagonist, okay!! Blackbird! I want to take off my wig!!"
"Ignore my complaints!! By the way, why are you still playing this meme!! NG, camera brother, you are too irresponsible, so don't watch the drama and watch the show with enthusiasm!!"
Part Four! Action!
Lu Li took off the top that was hit by the bald head just now, and blinked at the bald head, "I think in this DokiDoki atmosphere, you need to be more gentle with the bald head."
The bald head suddenly became embarrassing, blushing and said: "Stop talking nonsense! Put it on when it's cold!"
Lu Li shrugged, raised his shirt to the front of his face, and watched for a long time. Seeing that Lu Li started to leave the script again with his bald head, he said embarrassingly, "What are you doing! What thread are you taking off! Do you still want to NG!"
The black bird on the side...ahhh!A certain Fei on the side crossed his legs and tapped his neck to relax: "あほが? It's already NG."
Lu Li shrugged: "It's not that I'm off-line or bald, it's just that your clothes are short-sleeved...It's useless to wear..."
"I..." The bald head was even more embarrassing, and explained, "I'm not keeping you warm...I mean you use this to cover the laurel that you've always felt ashamed...not to cover the wig..."
Lu Li's eyes lit up immediately: "It's a good idea, Kuaiai, wrap it up for me to try~"
So Mou Fei, who was going to watch the duo's stupidity end, said angrily: "What are you two idiots doing!! Don't think that you can be so casual after you are NG!! Save me time and continue! How can I fix it!! And !!No! Accurate! Again! Mention! Fake! Hair! Got it! Mouth! Huh!!!”
Part Five! Action!
Qin Gong smiled lightly, but his eyes were full of sadness, his eyes were drooping, purple waves flowed in his eyes, and he said in a low voice: "You are so self-willed, no wonder there is nothing you can do about it."
Lu Li turned her head and stared at Gong's relatives obsessively. Gong's hair stood on end with horror: "What are you doing? I'm warning you not to make wrong decisions, pervert..."
"Don't worry, I'm only interested in Captain Kuchiki's dark, long straight... oh no, that kind of handsome guy..." Lu Li waved his hand and curled his lips, "But to be honest, Hu Sanlun... oh no, Fukuyama Jun's... Oh, I forgot to mute the sound, do it all over again! I mean, Fukube Jun's voice is really nice, Aru~"
"Ah, I accept this compliment," Yumi said with a smile, flicking her hair, "Oh, compared to Fu[beep——] Run, like those [beep——] Taro, San [beep——] Shinichiro , [beep——] Fumiko is so weak~”
"But it's a pity, Bleach doesn't have Miyano [beep——] guarding it."
"What do you want him to do?"
"Because, Brother Monkey and Eighth Sister are a perfect match..."
"What nonsense are you talking about!? Fushimi Saruhiko and Hatta Misaki are both men!!"
"Captain Kuchiki and Vice-captain A Sanjing are both on the mend..."
"Yeah, that's right... After all, Ayu [beep——] Taro often takes orders from danmei..."
"What the hell are you two talking about seriously!! It's full of mosaics!! Give me NG!!"
Part Six! Action!
Looking at Lu Li who was sitting aside with a lonely expression, Ichigo couldn't help sighing, and was about to reach out his hand to embrace Lu Li, but his half-stretched hand froze in the middle of the way.
Mou Fei probed: "What's wrong?"
Ichigo jittery: "I'm afraid that if I hug her, I'll make a big fuss about my virginity and make Suzumura [beep——] come and help Saka [beep——] Maaya go out." Morita [beep——] something, and finally said to take off the wig, which troubles me..."
Mou Fei: "Hey, you haven't figured out the urination of this guy yet... You must be tired of playing with the CV meme~ By the way, you brought up the wig meme yourself, right? But this time the NG is not a growling body, it's really good Congratulations to someone who has finally grown up..."
"Black Bird, you are such a talkative..."
"I provoked you and provoked you, you talk more?"
"Your dumb hair," Lu Li pointed to the dumb hair on Moufei's head, "It's the same as Hetalia's stupid hair, Ulquiorra will sue you for copyright infringement."
"You're stupid! That's what the wind blows! Why are you playing seiyuu memes again!!"
"It turned out to be a roaring NG~"
"Don't NG, go to hell."
"Ah~ What else can you talk about besides complaining and rants? Do you think you are Sku [beep——] Luo who is so stuck that he is so black that he is so slow."
"し...死ね!!!"
"Excuse me, can I complain about why our effects are all true noise reduction, and only Lu Li read the word beep directly..."
"To shut up."
"It's none of your business, go find the subtitle team."
"Then...then I NG myself..."?
☆、Fan Wai II Yeah? Fan Wai II
?Good evening everyone, welcome to my "Flying You Are the One", I am the host Feiyan Liancry.
Today, I was fortunate enough to fly to my stalker... Uh no, I invited Madarame Kazukaku and Madarame Luli and his wife at my kind invitation... Uh no, Madarame Kazukaku and Madarame Luli and his wife... Don't ask me what they are I don't even know when I got married, it's all outside the plot.
Please two~
1 May I have your name?
Lu Li: Madame Lu Li.
One corner: Tsk, Madarame one corner.
2 What is the age?
Lu Li: ...
Corner: ...
Mou Fei: Alright, the next question...
3 gender is?
Lu Li: Girl.
Yijiao: Can't this program group provide meaningful questions?
Mou Fei: Sorry, the next question starts to make sense...
4 What is your personality like?
Yijiao: Don't ask me, I can't tell!
Lu Li: My words... probably go up to the living room and down to the kitchen, innocent, lively, cute, kind, benevolent and righteous?
Mou Fei: ...
5 The character of the other party?
One corner: God is annoying.
Mou Fei: One corner is correct!
Lu Li: Hmm... Generally speaking, it's still a handsome word~
6 When did the two meet?Where?
Lu Li: Under the guidance of fate, in the sea of consciousness of fate~
Mou Fei: What is that? Can you be normal...a corner?
One corner: when the task of Liuhun Street was cut.
7 The first impression of the other party?
Lu Li: This is my true son. He is so handsome. My mother is so handsome and gentle with her halo~~~
Moufei: Φ_Φ You are enough.
One corner: a brightly colored mop.
8 What do you like about each other?
Lu Li: I like everything with a bald head~
Yijiao: When did I say I liked her!
9 What do you hate about the other party?
Lu Li: I hate it. How can there be something annoying about a bald head~ Ah, is it okay to be incomprehensible?
One corner: God is annoying.
Mou Fei: Why doesn't this couple seem to be on the same channel...
10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?
Lu Li: Great!
Yijiao: What is compatibility?
11 What do you call each other?
Lu Li: Bald head.
One corner: Lu Li.
12 How would you like to be called by the other party?
Lu Li: Honey~
Yijiao: Yijiao... (looks at Lu Li who is covered with lilies in the nympho) Forget it, whatever =_=
13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?
Lu Li: Hmm... wolves, tigers and leopards full of wild beauty?
Yijiao: ... poultry or something?
A Fei: Poultry?
One corner: Φ_Φ is noisy...
14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?
Lu Li: Myself!
Corner: Wig it.
Mou Fei: Obviously you need a little more yourself, this is really true love...
15 So what gift would you like for yourself?
Lu Li: Pack your naked/naked self and give it to my bald head~
Yijiao: Nothing special... the wine is good.
16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?
Lu Li: How come, a bald head is perfect in itself.
Yijiao: There is basically nothing satisfactory.
Mou Fei: I don’t understand why you are so dissatisfied and why you married her...
17 What is your problem?
Lu Li: Huh?My words...probably because I am overconfident and love to show off what I can do?
Mou Fei: So you know it yourself...
Lu Li: No, it's mainly because everyone said that about me... From my own point of view, I think it's not good because I don't have a sword soul and can't start a war...
Mou Fei: So... a corner?
Yijiao: I'm nothing special... Uh, this guy said I'm domineering before, does that count?
18 What is the opponent's problem?
Lu Li: Not at all!
Corner: Noisy as hell.
Lu Li: =皮= Even if you are bald, if you keep saying bad things about me, I will not be happy, okay!Talk like you can't be noisy!Dancing toes before the battle Get up early every morning and paint eyeshadow with Gong Qin When you get drunk, you will swipe and chop things. I have blamed you! ?
Corner: ...
Mou Fei: I thought a corner was really perfect in your heart...
Lu Li: Shut up! !
19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?
Lu Li: Refer to the previous question.
Yijiao: ...Basically there will be no particularly unbearable moments.
Lu Li: Yeah~ I knew you loved me the most with your bald head~
Yijiao: But I don't like this guy's bravado...
Mou Fei: In a sense, you still care about Lu Li very much. You are also very gentle with a bald head.
One corner: who is bald! ! !
Mou Fei: I didn't say you are bald! !
20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?
Lu Li: Huh?Quite a lot, the bald head often dislikes me...
Yijiao: Hmm...probably because she thinks she's annoying...
Mou Fei (patting a corner of the shoulder): Big brother, thank you for your hard work.
Corner: ...
21 How far is your relationship?
Lu Li: We have done everything you can think of~v~
22 Where did two people first date?
Lu Li: Run Lin'an's Sea of Flowers~
23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?
Lu Li: ...
Corner: ………
Mou Fei: Wait! ?This can be silent! ?What happened then! ?
24 How far has it progressed then?
Lu Li: ...
Corner: ………
Mou Fei: Why is there still this reaction!Did I invite two puppets to come on stage?What the hell happened at that time oh my god my embarrassing cancer is about to happen! !
25 frequent date spots?
Lu Li: ...Run Lin'an and the [-]th team, right?I can't say whether to date or not, anyway, I am with the bald head every day.
26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?
Lu Li: I pack Lu Li myself and give it to him~
Corner: Buy a black long straight wig.
Mou Fei: One corner, you really love Lu Li...
27 Which party confessed first?
Lu Li: Obviously it's me, right?
28 How much do you like each other?
Lu Li: I like it so much that when I think of a bald head, I feel as happy as eating taffy~
Yijiao: Very... um, okay...
Moufei: Ah, suspicious pause.
29 So, do you love each other?
Lu Li: Ah, super.
Yijiao: ...can you not ask this question about refreshing the lower limit?
Mou Fei (quietly asked Lu Li): Could it be said that one corner is of the Tsundere attribute?
Lu Li (smiling in confusion): What's wrong, I just like seeing bald heads and blushing~
One corner: Hey, I heard that! !
30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?
Lu Li: I will basically listen to what the bald head says~
Yijiao: If I don't listen to her, she will stalk me, what can I do.
Mou Fei: Yijiao's married life is really in dire straits.
31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?
Lu Li (smiling in bewilderment): Kill this pair of dogs and men.
Yijiao: I never thought about this kind of problem...
Mou Fei: Judging from the situation, there is really no such possibility, so I think your answer is the correct answer...
32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?
Lu Li: No.
Yijiao: ...I can't.
A fly:! ! ! ! ! !You answered! ?How can you be so frank that this doesn't fit the setting! ?
Lu Li (smiling in confusion): Because this is love~
Mou Fei (smiling in confusion): You are not love, you are a slut.
33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?
Lu Li: It doesn't exist, after all, we've been together all along.
35 The other party's sexy expression?
Lu Li: Smile or something =v=
Yijiao: Have you ever...
36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?
Lu Li & Yijiao: Battle training?
Mou Fei: You...
38 What do you feel happiest when doing?
Lu Li: I have always been very happy.
Corner: When she is quiet.
Mou Fei: How much do you dislike the role of Lu Li...
39 Ever quarreled?
Lu Li: Hmm... basically three times a day?
Mou Fei: Jinglingting is a model couple, they are still like this and haven't divorced yet, they are truly in love.
40 What are the quarrels?
Lu Li: Everything is noisy... like I talk too much, I bought too many useless things, I stopped him from dancing with his toes, I pulled his head out during the battle and couldn't get rid of it for several days The red mark...
Mou Fei: No matter how you listen to it, you think it’s all your fault, okay?
How to reconcile after 41?
Lu Li: general light
"Do you still want to go to the battlefield?" Gongqin walked in from the house and flicked the back of my head angrily, but was hit by the hair accessory Dongbai gave me, making my feet jump in pain. Shangshiba pretends not to be good at Zanpakuto and is about to go out with Yumi, speaking of the winter decisive battle, Dongbai, bald head, Yumi and Hisagi-san are all going, but I can't help at all, just like When I was in Mao, I was always following Hisagi-san, and I couldn't do anything to help.I'm really ashamed, I don't know anything, but everyone I meet is so kind to me, whether it's Master Haiyan, Fuyushiro, Hisagi-san, Captain Ichimaru, Yumi, or bald.
"The bald head." Grabbing the hem of his clothes, Gong Qin nodded and went out first, the bald head turned to look at me: "What's wrong?"
"I won't make any willful demands this time." I looked up and stared at his eyes, those eyes always contained hot flames, which fascinated people deeply. This time, it doesn't matter if my attitude softens, just be gentle once It doesn't matter.I like this person, I like it to the bone marrow.
"Come back alive."
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Momo is still recovering from her injuries, Dongbai asked me to take care of her, it's really embarrassing, momo can subdue me with only one Bai Fu...
"Sister?" Momo sat up in a daze and stared at me, "Actually, sister also wants to help Madarame Sanshi and Xiaobai?"
"It's brother-in-law..." She subconsciously corrected her, but she understood instantly, "You...you want to go to the empty seat?"
Momo nodded, tied up her hair and picked up Feimei, "If my sister doesn't go, please don't stop me, I have already decided, I will personally dye Captain Ai..."
What is Captain Aizan, you mean the guy who almost killed you and my family Dongbai in Julin in the Pure Tower? momo, your spirit seems to be really problematic now...
"Uh no, don't worry, I won't stop you," I quickly waved my hand, "I can't beat you..."
Momo nodded, and was about to go out, when I suddenly remembered that Dongbai asked me to take care of her, or I should follow her, if she was in danger, there would be someone to take care of her, although I couldn't beat her as usual.
I have to say that momo is really good. Bai Fu and Qu Guang, who chanted and abandoned, were able to fool the ghosts guarding the world-transmitting gate. Open the enchantment quickly, tsk tsk, what a formidable young man...
"Sister, we're here." Momo said beside her, "If you're worried, you can go to Madarame Sanshi first, don't worry, I won't mess around."
"Well, I can't stop you if you're messing around..." I replied cowardly, and then I jumped out of different world-transmitting gates separately from momo, and beside my landing point were Yuki, Hisagi-san and Deputy Kira Captain, it seems that the battle between them is over.
Shunbu walked over, just about to say something, but heard a loud "bang" over there, and the Boundary Transferring Pillar emitted a bright green light, and the surrounding scene changed rapidly.
Huh?Isn't that the Boundary Transformation Pillar of the bald guard?why?Is there no swastika for a bald head?With a bald head, he lost?how so?How could a bald head lose?He promised me!How can he lose?That enemy, as expected...killed you.
"Lu Li!" Brother Hisagi suddenly grabbed my wrist with terrifying strength, "Don't be impulsive, you can't even win against Madarame, what else can you do."
I tilted my head, and I saw Vice-captain Kira walking towards Gongqin, who seemed to have passed out, and probably fell asleep after being beaten.I gave Brother Hisagi a reassuring smile: "Don't worry, Brother Hisagi, since I have already made up my mind, I am not afraid of death."
As soon as he broke free from his restraints, he stepped away, mobilized the spiritual power of his whole body, and unleashed an 88 flying dragon, smashing thief, shaking the sky and thunder cannon, which slammed the huge enemy into the air, and stopped in front of the bald head. His spiritual pressure has almost dropped to the extreme, this idiot.
"Lu Li? Why are you here..." The bald-headed voice behind him suddenly became impatient, "What are you doing here! Can't you see that he is dangerous! Run away, you idiot..."
"I ask you, why don't you run away?"
"Nonsense! How can the members of our eleventh team shrink back when facing a battle..."
"What about me? Am I not a member of Team [-]? Am I not qualified to fight alongside you?"
"You...you are different, you..."
"What do you mean by Madarame! You clearly promised me that you would go back alive! You didn't understand why during the battle, you liar!"
Silence, silence, answer me with silence every time, am I so unworthy of your explanation? Madarame corner!I really don't care! !
"Ghosts and monsters! I'll give you everything! Cut them to death!! Eat them all!!"
My ears are bombarded with the ferocious laughter of ghosts and monsters, and the stinging pain is all over my body, like hugging a big hedgehog, like being wrapped in a thousand cherry blossoms. I am afraid of pain, I am afraid of the dark, but I am even more afraid of them dying. , fear and despair, there is nothing left.That kind of hopeless darkness, which is the source of my fear, can also become a force to protect others?What a sarcasm...
Huh?pain! ! ! !
There was a flash of clarity in his consciousness, his right arm was in severe pain, and his eyes were indescribably painful, as if the eyeballs were being pulled desperately.The ghost and ghost screamed in shock, and he roared:
"Let go!!!"
The darkness in front of me suddenly peeled off, and the moment I reluctantly opened my eyes, I saw the bald head pulling the body of the bald man with one hand, and holding the dragon pattern ghost lamp in the other, standing in front of me with bruises all over his body. The right arm and the ghosts, sprites and monsters on it.
"Light……"
"Kill you! I'm going to kill you, bald man!!" the ghost suddenly shouted.By the way, my right arm has not disappeared, and the ghosts and monsters will not return to the shallow strike state if they are still possessed.This is terrible, neither the bald head nor I have the strength to deal with this guy anymore...
The ghost and ghost screamed and rushed over, his legs were weak and he couldn't move.Maybe I will still be possessed, I don't know for sure, after all, the compatibility between me and ghosts and monsters is too good...
The bald head actually came to me in an instant, hugged me and hid to the side, turned around and held the dragon pattern ghost lamp tightly: "You move farther away, Lu Li."
"I……"
"Dragon Pistol Frame!"
The dragon rack that suddenly appeared froze the monster, and the monster's black shrunk instantly, congealed into a shallow shape, and fell to the ground with a "bang", the ice splashed in all directions, Dongbai suddenly stepped in front of me, and the knife One wave froze my bleeding right arm, he lowered his head, I couldn't see his expression clearly, he tightly grabbed the corner of my clothes, his voice was quiet and terrifying: "Zui Sheng Lu Li, this is very painful!" Isn’t it interesting? Do you like being swallowed so much? Is it amazing to beat the enemy like this? What the hell are you thinking!!”
He raised his head, stared at me with red circles around his eyes, and didn't say another word.I probably scared him. Dongbai has always been a very insecure child. He used to be, and he is still now. In fact, he is a clingy and coquettish little devil. When he was a child, he always grabbed my clothes and refused to let him I'm leaving. When I first came to Jinglingting, I had to transfer from the tenth team to the third team. Later, he learned to be independent, what a real man is, what is protection, he no longer clings to me, but But I still pay attention everywhere, even after I became the captain, I asked Captain Ichimaru to take care of me, this silly boy...
"Dongbai," I gently held him in my arms with my remaining left hand, and said softly, "I'm sorry, I won't mess around anymore. After I go back, I will destroy the monsters and monsters."
Dongbai in his arms froze, then let go of the hand that was holding the hem of my clothes, and said to the bald head I threw aside: "Take her for treatment, Madame."
So everyone said it was brother-in-law... Well, forget it, Dongbai, you must come back safely.
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"Are you awake?" Looking at the little orange-haired strawberry who slowly opened his eyes in front of him, he asked, and the moment the other party saw me clearly, he asked, "Lu Li? Why are you here?"
"What's wrong? Great hero?" I poked at his dazed face just after waking up, and smiled, "Come take care of everyone's savior, normal people would do this, right?"
He sat up and said with a smile, "I'm not that great either, it's just..."
"Okay, okay, don't worry about this problem, go out first, everyone is waiting for you." I pulled him up, but he sat unsteadily and fell to the ground, which shocked me a lot. Guy so weak?
"Are you okay?" Sitting cross-legged beside him, "You look weak?"
"No, I... Lu Li," Ichigo suddenly looked a little sad, "If there is no spiritual power, will he lose Zanpakuto and all his power?"
...the idiot.
"Lost Zanpakuto...?" I looked at the empty waist, and my heart suddenly felt empty, as if falling freely from a high altitude. I think I understand his feelings.
"I...can't use the demons anymore, I'm afraid I won't be able to stay in the Jingling Court anymore, Captain Nie is sealing the demons... the thought of losing the glory of the god of death, the thought of never being able to hold the knife, the thought of leaving the devil In the [-]th team, I am very annoyed when I leave the captain and deputy captain, Gongqin, and a corner.”
Silence, in exchange for silence, can be regarded as sympathy, Ichigo and I.
"Idiot." Ichigo suddenly embraced me and patted me on the back. His palms are big and his embrace is very warm, very similar to Master Haiyan, like sunshine, "It doesn't matter if we lose the power of Shinigami, really Your strength is our heart, Lu Li."
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"Huh? Only seal the soul of the sword?" Looking at Captain Nie in surprise, "Then, isn't that just a shallow beating?"
"What else do you want?" Captain Nie didn't even bother to look at me, "Didn't you and Captain Hitsugaya propose it?"
It turned out that it was just returning to the light fighting form... that's great, I thought I couldn't use a knife anymore, it's really great, I can continue to fight, and I can stay with everyone... that's great.
"It's dangerous to fight just shallowly, Zhui Sheng," Dong Bai said standing beside him, "you think about it."
"There's nothing to think about," I turned my head, and the front teeth flashed, although it was not as bright as the bald head, but it also made the dim Technology Development Bureau look like daylight, and I was in a good mood, "I used to be the fifth seat by relying on shallow hitting! Zhicone is not built!"
"........."
Don't put on that disgusting expression, Dongbai...
"Woohoo! Look! I made it look good!" I pointed the mirror in front of Gongqin, and said cheerfully, "Are you satisfied?"
"Ah, it's not bad," Qin Gong brushed his hair and said with a smile, "I can't tell you have a pretty good hand."
"So, if you're satisfied, go and kidnap the bald head. I'll wait for you in Runlin'an's flower sea! No, don't come!"
I have lived in Runlin'an for decades. I discovered this sea of flowers together with Dongbai momo. Every year when we see flowers, we avoid people who celebrate and come here to play. This is the most beautiful place I have ever seen, even better than Kuchiki's house. The bellflower fields planted by Captain Kuchiki are more beautiful than the camellia gardens planted by Mr. Shiba's family, which makes people linger.
When the wind blows, all the flowers bow their heads, and the rustling sound tickles people's hearts.
It's another year of flowers.
"I said, here I come, Lu Li."
I heard the call, the call that seemed to illuminate my dark world like an ancient light.I looked at him, and saw him gradually walking out from the thousands of flowers, with a dazzling holy light, healed the wound in my heart.He smiled slightly, as gentle as jade; he waved slightly, as light as floating clouds.He is the only one left in the whole world.He is my husband, my God, the only light (bulb) in the whole world! (Mou Fei: Come back to this stalk!!)
【THEEND】?
☆、Fan Wai Yi Ye What Fan Wai Yi
?Part One! Action!
After cutting those Gillians at one corner, he saw Gongqin standing not far away chatting with the rescued man, so he walked over quickly and took a closer look.
“唔哇啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”一角瞬间吓得连连后退,指着弓亲身边The suspicious orange-red thing said in shock, "What is that weird orange-red thing Gongqin!? Get away from him, or you will be taken to the mainland of Mu and never come back!!!"
"∑=A=!! Fucking!!" The orange-red thing over there suddenly turned around, his amber eyes filled with resentment (Hey, hey!!), "I'm wearing a wig, Madarame, you fucking Don't know me anymore!!"
"=A=... Aha!? Lu Li!? Why did you choose such a bright color!?"
"Blame me! Blame me!?" Lu Li stood up abruptly and stomped her feet fiercely, "It's all because of the bad settings written by that idiot black bird! As a participant, I also worked hard, bastard!! I I also want Captain Kuchiki’s black and smooth shawl hair, or Luanju’s flowing golden curly hair, hey!! Or even worse, my own pink hair is also very cute and fresh like a little angel!!”
As he said that, he pulled off the wig to reveal a brighter pink head, and threw Gui... oh no, threw the wig on the ground fiercely and stood up: "What are you doing! I'm not that tall as the Inoue Beechi What kind of appearance do you want? The main character has orange hair, bastard! Do you think anyone can run around the world with a funny hairstyle like Liubee, bastard!!"
The speechless Mou Fei (Lu Li: No, it's a black bird.) stepped back embarrassingly.
"N...NG!NG!!"
Part Two! Action!
"Come on, ah—" A corner of his face tenderly scooped a spoonful of porridge to Lu Li's mouth, and smiled, "Eat obediently, Lu Li."
"..." Lu Li froze and looked at the spoon in front of her, ignoring her double chin exposed by bowing her head, and didn't move.
"Kakaka!" Moufei jumped out angrily, "What are you doing, you don't follow the routine!"
Lu Li wanted to cry but had no tears: "It's the bald guy who doesn't follow the routine! He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he! The script says it's a gentle expression, but the bald head's expression is so ferocious, so ferocious! Q mouth Q"
Mou Fei: "Cabbage... oh no, Bai Zai, give her a shot for nothing."
"But this porridge is worse than Captain Kuchiki's wakame ambassador biscuits QAQ"
Mo Fei: "=Dish=If you don't eat it, eat a box of wakame ambassador biscuits for me, not only mustard flavor, but after eating, give me a thumbs up and front teeth flashing and shouting 'We are worthy of the wakame family The special pet of the rotten wood family tastes so good oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!', do you want to do it?"
"...Then I'll have porridge..." Lu Li obediently obeyed, just took a bite, then suddenly stopped, looking at Mou Fei, "But I still have one request."
"Say."
"I don't want to wear a wig anymore."
"Tsk, this is the last meme, don't mention the old things, okay...Ah! Camera! NG! NG, mental retardation!!"
Part Three, Action!
With a "boom", the orange strawberry hit Lu Li.
"Kurosaki Ichigo." Looking at Ichigo who got up with a cold face, he asked, "How are you going to accompany me?"
"What do you pay for?" Kurosaki Ichigo, who had long heard colleagues in the industry talking about this Ms. Lu Li, who has never followed the script for thousands of years, was a little panicked, and asked, "Did I break something of yours?"
Lu Li got up, sneered, and the strong and dark spiritual pressure emanating from his body shocked Ichigo: "What do you pay for? What do you think? Before turning on the phone, I clearly agreed to block it with my hand when the kiss came! You are so shameless!" You coveted this girl's beauty and wanted to deny this girl's first kiss! Why are you trampling on this girl's chastity!!"
"Lu... Lu Li! Calm down! You've turned black!"
"Blackening? Not only will I be blackened, but I will also petrify you and the black bird... Oh no, I will turn you into fossils~"
"Calm down, let me tell you!! Why did you turn into a fossil!!"
"It's none of my business!!"
"Kufufufu... well, don't quibble, dying struggle is useless Kurosaki Ichigo-chan~ Except for roaring for output when zooming in, roaring is useless~ I understand~ you Isn’t it just because my voice actor is Morita Biyi’s voice is full of air, so he dares to yell at me~ What’s so amazing~ My voice actor is still Sawajo Biyuki~ Who’s afraid of anyone~”
"Hey! Lu Li, you said something incredible!"
"Hey, big girl, are you funny? In the setting, your voice actor is obviously Saka [beep——] Maaya!!"
"Ah, who cares about you? Damn it, I still think Ichigo, you are my relatives, bastard, who cares about having the same hair color as the protagonist? In this fanfiction, I am the protagonist, okay!! Blackbird! I want to take off my wig!!"
"Ignore my complaints!! By the way, why are you still playing this meme!! NG, camera brother, you are too irresponsible, so don't watch the drama and watch the show with enthusiasm!!"
Part Four! Action!
Lu Li took off the top that was hit by the bald head just now, and blinked at the bald head, "I think in this DokiDoki atmosphere, you need to be more gentle with the bald head."
The bald head suddenly became embarrassing, blushing and said: "Stop talking nonsense! Put it on when it's cold!"
Lu Li shrugged, raised his shirt to the front of his face, and watched for a long time. Seeing that Lu Li started to leave the script again with his bald head, he said embarrassingly, "What are you doing! What thread are you taking off! Do you still want to NG!"
The black bird on the side...ahhh!A certain Fei on the side crossed his legs and tapped his neck to relax: "あほが? It's already NG."
Lu Li shrugged: "It's not that I'm off-line or bald, it's just that your clothes are short-sleeved...It's useless to wear..."
"I..." The bald head was even more embarrassing, and explained, "I'm not keeping you warm...I mean you use this to cover the laurel that you've always felt ashamed...not to cover the wig..."
Lu Li's eyes lit up immediately: "It's a good idea, Kuaiai, wrap it up for me to try~"
So Mou Fei, who was going to watch the duo's stupidity end, said angrily: "What are you two idiots doing!! Don't think that you can be so casual after you are NG!! Save me time and continue! How can I fix it!! And !!No! Accurate! Again! Mention! Fake! Hair! Got it! Mouth! Huh!!!”
Part Five! Action!
Qin Gong smiled lightly, but his eyes were full of sadness, his eyes were drooping, purple waves flowed in his eyes, and he said in a low voice: "You are so self-willed, no wonder there is nothing you can do about it."
Lu Li turned her head and stared at Gong's relatives obsessively. Gong's hair stood on end with horror: "What are you doing? I'm warning you not to make wrong decisions, pervert..."
"Don't worry, I'm only interested in Captain Kuchiki's dark, long straight... oh no, that kind of handsome guy..." Lu Li waved his hand and curled his lips, "But to be honest, Hu Sanlun... oh no, Fukuyama Jun's... Oh, I forgot to mute the sound, do it all over again! I mean, Fukube Jun's voice is really nice, Aru~"
"Ah, I accept this compliment," Yumi said with a smile, flicking her hair, "Oh, compared to Fu[beep——] Run, like those [beep——] Taro, San [beep——] Shinichiro , [beep——] Fumiko is so weak~”
"But it's a pity, Bleach doesn't have Miyano [beep——] guarding it."
"What do you want him to do?"
"Because, Brother Monkey and Eighth Sister are a perfect match..."
"What nonsense are you talking about!? Fushimi Saruhiko and Hatta Misaki are both men!!"
"Captain Kuchiki and Vice-captain A Sanjing are both on the mend..."
"Yeah, that's right... After all, Ayu [beep——] Taro often takes orders from danmei..."
"What the hell are you two talking about seriously!! It's full of mosaics!! Give me NG!!"
Part Six! Action!
Looking at Lu Li who was sitting aside with a lonely expression, Ichigo couldn't help sighing, and was about to reach out his hand to embrace Lu Li, but his half-stretched hand froze in the middle of the way.
Mou Fei probed: "What's wrong?"
Ichigo jittery: "I'm afraid that if I hug her, I'll make a big fuss about my virginity and make Suzumura [beep——] come and help Saka [beep——] Maaya go out." Morita [beep——] something, and finally said to take off the wig, which troubles me..."
Mou Fei: "Hey, you haven't figured out the urination of this guy yet... You must be tired of playing with the CV meme~ By the way, you brought up the wig meme yourself, right? But this time the NG is not a growling body, it's really good Congratulations to someone who has finally grown up..."
"Black Bird, you are such a talkative..."
"I provoked you and provoked you, you talk more?"
"Your dumb hair," Lu Li pointed to the dumb hair on Moufei's head, "It's the same as Hetalia's stupid hair, Ulquiorra will sue you for copyright infringement."
"You're stupid! That's what the wind blows! Why are you playing seiyuu memes again!!"
"It turned out to be a roaring NG~"
"Don't NG, go to hell."
"Ah~ What else can you talk about besides complaining and rants? Do you think you are Sku [beep——] Luo who is so stuck that he is so black that he is so slow."
"し...死ね!!!"
"Excuse me, can I complain about why our effects are all true noise reduction, and only Lu Li read the word beep directly..."
"To shut up."
"It's none of your business, go find the subtitle team."
"Then...then I NG myself..."?
☆、Fan Wai II Yeah? Fan Wai II
?Good evening everyone, welcome to my "Flying You Are the One", I am the host Feiyan Liancry.
Today, I was fortunate enough to fly to my stalker... Uh no, I invited Madarame Kazukaku and Madarame Luli and his wife at my kind invitation... Uh no, Madarame Kazukaku and Madarame Luli and his wife... Don't ask me what they are I don't even know when I got married, it's all outside the plot.
Please two~
1 May I have your name?
Lu Li: Madame Lu Li.
One corner: Tsk, Madarame one corner.
2 What is the age?
Lu Li: ...
Corner: ...
Mou Fei: Alright, the next question...
3 gender is?
Lu Li: Girl.
Yijiao: Can't this program group provide meaningful questions?
Mou Fei: Sorry, the next question starts to make sense...
4 What is your personality like?
Yijiao: Don't ask me, I can't tell!
Lu Li: My words... probably go up to the living room and down to the kitchen, innocent, lively, cute, kind, benevolent and righteous?
Mou Fei: ...
5 The character of the other party?
One corner: God is annoying.
Mou Fei: One corner is correct!
Lu Li: Hmm... Generally speaking, it's still a handsome word~
6 When did the two meet?Where?
Lu Li: Under the guidance of fate, in the sea of consciousness of fate~
Mou Fei: What is that? Can you be normal...a corner?
One corner: when the task of Liuhun Street was cut.
7 The first impression of the other party?
Lu Li: This is my true son. He is so handsome. My mother is so handsome and gentle with her halo~~~
Moufei: Φ_Φ You are enough.
One corner: a brightly colored mop.
8 What do you like about each other?
Lu Li: I like everything with a bald head~
Yijiao: When did I say I liked her!
9 What do you hate about the other party?
Lu Li: I hate it. How can there be something annoying about a bald head~ Ah, is it okay to be incomprehensible?
One corner: God is annoying.
Mou Fei: Why doesn't this couple seem to be on the same channel...
10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?
Lu Li: Great!
Yijiao: What is compatibility?
11 What do you call each other?
Lu Li: Bald head.
One corner: Lu Li.
12 How would you like to be called by the other party?
Lu Li: Honey~
Yijiao: Yijiao... (looks at Lu Li who is covered with lilies in the nympho) Forget it, whatever =_=
13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?
Lu Li: Hmm... wolves, tigers and leopards full of wild beauty?
Yijiao: ... poultry or something?
A Fei: Poultry?
One corner: Φ_Φ is noisy...
14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?
Lu Li: Myself!
Corner: Wig it.
Mou Fei: Obviously you need a little more yourself, this is really true love...
15 So what gift would you like for yourself?
Lu Li: Pack your naked/naked self and give it to my bald head~
Yijiao: Nothing special... the wine is good.
16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?
Lu Li: How come, a bald head is perfect in itself.
Yijiao: There is basically nothing satisfactory.
Mou Fei: I don’t understand why you are so dissatisfied and why you married her...
17 What is your problem?
Lu Li: Huh?My words...probably because I am overconfident and love to show off what I can do?
Mou Fei: So you know it yourself...
Lu Li: No, it's mainly because everyone said that about me... From my own point of view, I think it's not good because I don't have a sword soul and can't start a war...
Mou Fei: So... a corner?
Yijiao: I'm nothing special... Uh, this guy said I'm domineering before, does that count?
18 What is the opponent's problem?
Lu Li: Not at all!
Corner: Noisy as hell.
Lu Li: =皮= Even if you are bald, if you keep saying bad things about me, I will not be happy, okay!Talk like you can't be noisy!Dancing toes before the battle Get up early every morning and paint eyeshadow with Gong Qin When you get drunk, you will swipe and chop things. I have blamed you! ?
Corner: ...
Mou Fei: I thought a corner was really perfect in your heart...
Lu Li: Shut up! !
19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?
Lu Li: Refer to the previous question.
Yijiao: ...Basically there will be no particularly unbearable moments.
Lu Li: Yeah~ I knew you loved me the most with your bald head~
Yijiao: But I don't like this guy's bravado...
Mou Fei: In a sense, you still care about Lu Li very much. You are also very gentle with a bald head.
One corner: who is bald! ! !
Mou Fei: I didn't say you are bald! !
20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?
Lu Li: Huh?Quite a lot, the bald head often dislikes me...
Yijiao: Hmm...probably because she thinks she's annoying...
Mou Fei (patting a corner of the shoulder): Big brother, thank you for your hard work.
Corner: ...
21 How far is your relationship?
Lu Li: We have done everything you can think of~v~
22 Where did two people first date?
Lu Li: Run Lin'an's Sea of Flowers~
23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?
Lu Li: ...
Corner: ………
Mou Fei: Wait! ?This can be silent! ?What happened then! ?
24 How far has it progressed then?
Lu Li: ...
Corner: ………
Mou Fei: Why is there still this reaction!Did I invite two puppets to come on stage?What the hell happened at that time oh my god my embarrassing cancer is about to happen! !
25 frequent date spots?
Lu Li: ...Run Lin'an and the [-]th team, right?I can't say whether to date or not, anyway, I am with the bald head every day.
26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?
Lu Li: I pack Lu Li myself and give it to him~
Corner: Buy a black long straight wig.
Mou Fei: One corner, you really love Lu Li...
27 Which party confessed first?
Lu Li: Obviously it's me, right?
28 How much do you like each other?
Lu Li: I like it so much that when I think of a bald head, I feel as happy as eating taffy~
Yijiao: Very... um, okay...
Moufei: Ah, suspicious pause.
29 So, do you love each other?
Lu Li: Ah, super.
Yijiao: ...can you not ask this question about refreshing the lower limit?
Mou Fei (quietly asked Lu Li): Could it be said that one corner is of the Tsundere attribute?
Lu Li (smiling in confusion): What's wrong, I just like seeing bald heads and blushing~
One corner: Hey, I heard that! !
30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?
Lu Li: I will basically listen to what the bald head says~
Yijiao: If I don't listen to her, she will stalk me, what can I do.
Mou Fei: Yijiao's married life is really in dire straits.
31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?
Lu Li (smiling in bewilderment): Kill this pair of dogs and men.
Yijiao: I never thought about this kind of problem...
Mou Fei: Judging from the situation, there is really no such possibility, so I think your answer is the correct answer...
32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?
Lu Li: No.
Yijiao: ...I can't.
A fly:! ! ! ! ! !You answered! ?How can you be so frank that this doesn't fit the setting! ?
Lu Li (smiling in confusion): Because this is love~
Mou Fei (smiling in confusion): You are not love, you are a slut.
33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?
Lu Li: It doesn't exist, after all, we've been together all along.
35 The other party's sexy expression?
Lu Li: Smile or something =v=
Yijiao: Have you ever...
36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?
Lu Li & Yijiao: Battle training?
Mou Fei: You...
38 What do you feel happiest when doing?
Lu Li: I have always been very happy.
Corner: When she is quiet.
Mou Fei: How much do you dislike the role of Lu Li...
39 Ever quarreled?
Lu Li: Hmm... basically three times a day?
Mou Fei: Jinglingting is a model couple, they are still like this and haven't divorced yet, they are truly in love.
40 What are the quarrels?
Lu Li: Everything is noisy... like I talk too much, I bought too many useless things, I stopped him from dancing with his toes, I pulled his head out during the battle and couldn't get rid of it for several days The red mark...
Mou Fei: No matter how you listen to it, you think it’s all your fault, okay?
How to reconcile after 41?
Lu Li: general light
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