Grandpa doesn't eat your shit

Gu Jianghe, who tried to use the little yellow mosquito to train himself to endure, failed in speechless guilt towards his sons.

After the pain was settled, I decided to give myself a hard blow.

So after various searches, I found an educational film.

The colored one.

Not at all skilled like someone looking for an educational film for the first time.

Gu Jianghe is quite complacent and feels that he is very talented.

Then I watched the whole applause for love educational film without a wave in my eyes.

The one without fast forward.

Feelings are, no feelings.

I even think they are too fake, too vulgar, and boring.

Gu Jianghe, who began to doubt himself, crawled to another website and found an educational video about boys and girls clapping for love.

Fake, vulgar, tasteless.

Gu Jianghe: "..."

He lowered his head and glanced, then looked away again.

I'm normal, that's for sure.

This can be fully attested to by the fact that booing is more difficult when you pee in the morning.

So what's the problem?

Gu Jianghe, who is very open-minded and eager to learn, is not ashamed to ask, went to ask the only person he can ask at present.

Zhou Shuran: "..."

Zhou Shuran backhanded him the address of a men's hospital.

Zhou Ya was busy going to school there, while Gu Jianghe sneaked to the Andrology Hospital.

I feel very anxious.

As a matter of course, nothing was checked.

All functions are normal, but it just doesn't seem to respond to men and women.

When asked by the doctor what he reacted to, Gu Jianghe was silent for a long time and silently raised his hand.

Spent a lot of money, ran around, and finally returned without success.

The doctor asked him implicitly, did you have someone to fantasize about when you said that?

Gu Jianghe shook his head.

The doctor was silent for a while, then said, "You can try it."

Gu Jianghe dragged his heavy body, returned home, took a shower, sat on the bed, and began to let go of his thoughts.

You must follow the doctor's advice.

But this doctor's order sounds very wretched.

His purpose was to know whether he had that kind of affection for Zhou Ya, so the object of his fantasy could only be Zhou Ya.

But that's tough.

He tried to replace the head in the boys educational film with Zhou Ya's face, and as soon as he thought about it, he immediately felt guilty.

No, no, I can't imagine my Masa making that expression.

Then he found another way to replace the head of the boy and girl education film in his mind with Zhou Ya, this time it exploded even more, Gu Jianghe was so shocked that goose bumps all over his body rose.

After repeated attempts several times, I completely weakened myself, and even my dexterous hands couldn't save me.

Gu Jianghe was dumbfounded.

Gu Jianghe panicked.

Gu Jianghe started to scratch his hair, in disbelief.

Gu Jianghe, who was in a trance, collapsed on the bed with deep confusion.

He didn't know when he fell asleep, he was just in a trance, and dreamed of the day in Shanghai again.

He dreamed that after Zhou Ya kissed him, he couldn't move, as if he was frozen in place.

Then Zhou Ya's hand slid down his back.

When the bath towel fell to the ground, he lowered his head and met Zhou Yalai who was kneeling in front of him.

Zhou Ya smiled at him, took the heavy kiss with both hands, and kissed it lightly.

The hot air exhaled on it, which made Gu Jianghe's whole body tremble.

Then woke up.

Before the redness on his face faded, he felt something strange about himself.

Gu Jianghe lifted the quilt in silence, then walked to the bathroom.

While washing his pants, he spurned himself in his heart.

Too unhuman.

what are you thinking?

Why are you so dirty?

After washing the underwear, hang them on the balcony.

The sun is just right, the breeze is not dry.

Under the blue sky and white clouds, a pair of pure white boxer shorts floated on the balcony.

Gu Jianghe looked at it indifferently.

I watched for less than three seconds.

Finally, he couldn't help but crouched down on the ground, put his hands on his head, and began to howl.

Dead dead dead.

My head is full of that dream!

I am guilty and I repent.

It's all the doctor's fault! ! ! !

Before Gu Jianghe went to bed last night, he kept thinking, as expected, I have a pure mother-child relationship with Brother Ya, so much so that I can't even fantasize about it.

It's my fault, I'm sorry, Brother Ya, I can't give you the love you want.

Or can you accept that you have a mother who is 1.8 meters eight?

Then I fantasized about it in my dream.

His face crackled.

He didn't wring out his underwear very much, and when the wind blew, the water dripped on the ground.

One sound at a time, as if he was being tortured by the soul.

"Mother and child love" and "pureness".

Gu Jianghe wanted to cry but had no tears.

The question about my own mind has been completely answered.

After that day, Gu Jianghe never stayed in bed.

Always in the early hours of the morning, I woke up from my sleep, sat up, recalled the dream with a red face, and regretted that I woke up, and then slipped into the toilet very guilty and started to wash.

When he stepped on the high-speed train to Shanghai, he was still fighting with himself.

Two thoughts entangled endlessly in his mind.

One said: "Great! So I like him too!"

The other sprayed him: "Do you like it?! You're greedy for his body! You're a scumbag!"

The one who got sprayed became angry: "Am I greedy for his body? I really like him! I'm mean, but I really like him!"

Gu Jianghe wrapped himself tightly in the blanket.

You are the cheapest.

After he figured it out, he started to pack his things, sold and gave away all the things in the store.

Finally, carrying the suitcase and Xiao Huang, he headed for Shanghai.

Before he recognized his thoughts, he could still control his missing Zhou Ya, and desperately told himself that if he couldn't give him what he wanted, alienation should be done.

Once you recognize it, start counting seconds like years.

Especially in the past few days, his dream has become more and more exciting.

Every time Gu Jianghe woke up, after being silent, he couldn't help but cover his face.

It's so dirty.

He didn't even know that he had so much color waste in his head.

Originally, I wanted to send a message to Zhou Ya, but after thinking about it, I felt that it was not formal enough on the phone.

He rushed over in a hurry, settled Xiao Huang, cleaned up the house, cleared out the room he had when he was a child, and prepared to use it as Zhou Ya's bedroom.

Then, with a very guilty conscience, he secretly put a box of Durex in the master bedroom.

Although I don't know what the situation is, it will always be useful one day!

After it was over, he began to hesitate again.

Prepared a bedroom for Zhou Ya, so wouldn't he just separate from me?

So I started to move around again, trying to remove the things in the bedroom.

Luckily reason stopped him.

It was unclear before, but it made sense. When he brought Zhou Ya back, it would be so bright, wouldn't it be a big deal?

We are all civilized people, don't we have to go step by step when we fall in love?

Gu Jianghe was very reluctant, and withdrew his sabotage hand.

Back in the master bedroom, I looked out the window for a while, and couldn't help but smile.

There is a song on the stereo: Who'safraidofthebigbadworld?

Gu Jianghe hummed softly, opened the text, and sent a message: I was hit in the waist by love.

He still doesn't know whether Zhou Ya will like him who is not brave enough, but he can try to be brave.

The first step is from...

Send Jacob a good night message to get started!

Zhou Ya was still typing in the comment area, trying to kill this pigeon spirit who dared to come out to show off, when suddenly he heard a ding dong, someone who hadn't had a bubble in more than 40 days sent him a message .

For a moment, he thought he was delusional, and clicked on the message nervously and panicked.

Gu Jianghe: Check in!Did Jako go to bed early today?

He also brought a cheeky emoticon package.

Zhou Ya burst into tears.

He covered his mouth, afraid that he would cry out.

Choking with sobs, he clicked on the dialog box, wanting to type a reply.

As a result, Gu Jianghe played a voice directly.

He hurriedly got up from the bed, but his hands shook and he hung up.

Looking at the blacked-out screen, Zhou Ya was terribly panicked, and before she had time to feel uncomfortable, Gu Jianghe played another voice.

This time he finally connected steadily.

Gu Jianghe said softly, "Hello?" Zhou Ya burst into tears.

He didn't dare to make a sound, squatting on the balcony with his back against the glass door, his shoulders twitching from crying.

From his quiet background sound, Gu Jianghe heard a trace of depressing crying.

Immediately, my heart was pulled together, as if someone grabbed my heart and twisted it.

His voice was even softer, calling him: "Brother Ya?"

Zhou Ya hummed.

He said again: "I've come to look for you, are you still willing to go home with me?"

Zhou Ya finally couldn't hold it back, and burst into tears,

He wanted to speak, but he couldn't make a sound for a long time, only a broken breath.

I had no choice but to raise my head, open my mouth, look at the moon, and gasp for breath, so as to relieve the feeling of suffocation.

Gu Jianghe panicked immediately when he heard this movement, apologized, and told him not to worry: "Exhale...inhale again, exhale again, slowly, don't worry, I am here, I am here."

Following his command, Zhou Ya controlled her breathing and gradually calmed down.

After he calmed down, he couldn't help it anymore. Listening to Gu Jianghe's words, he stopped him and said, "It's not about having a baby. What are you doing breathing?"

Gu Jianghe let out a muffled laugh.

Zhou Ya didn't know what to do and was a little nervous. He tentatively asked Gu Jianghe: "Why are you taking me home?"

Xiao Huang was not very used to the new environment, so he walked around a few times, followed the familiar smell, opened the door, trotted to Gu Jianghe's feet, wagged his tail, and began to circle around him.

Gu Jianghe reached out and touched its head, and said casually: "I will take you home for the New Year."

Zhou Ya, who was holding her breath and waiting for a reply: "..."

He suspected that he was dreaming again just now, and thought that it would be fine if he didn't wake up from the dream.

Hearing this, he was sure that the opposite was a real person.

The Gu Jianghe in the dream would not be so stupid.

Gu Jianghe, whose head was kicked by a donkey, is the only one in the world, the only one.

He bit his lip, a little uneasy and angry.

What is this for?Did you come to find me for fun before you figured it out?

Or do you want to pretend that nothing happened and expose it all?

He knew in his heart that it would be best to expose the past.

But it was still uncomfortable, as if a thorn was stuck in the throat, and it couldn't go up or down.

Fortunately, Gu Jianghe's head was not kicked too hard by the donkey today. After making a joke, he immediately returned to the topic.

He asked Zhou Ya: "Would you like to go home with me?"

Zhou Ya lowered her eyes, pursed her lips, and did not answer.

Gu Jianghe pondered for a moment, then asked him again: "Where are you now?"

Zhou Ya looked back at her roommate who was sleeping soundly in the dormitory, and replied, "At school."

Gu Jianghe asked again: "What about the specific address? Send me a location."

Zhou Ya's eyes lit up, almost in disbelief.

He asked Gu Jianghe what he wanted the address for, Gu Jianghe laughed and said, Guess what?

……

More than half an hour later, a student wrapped in a coat sneaked up to the wall.

He poked his head around and looked outside the wall, and saw a figure that was so familiar.

He sniffed, trying to suppress his desire to cry.

Gu Jianghe opened his hands towards him, and said with a smile, "Come on, let me give you a hug."

Zhou Ya looked at him through the wall, her heart was sore and soft, and she whispered: "I can't hug him."

It's across the wall.

The wall wasn't too high, so it couldn't stop Gu Jianghe, so he smiled and said to wait.

Then we have to climb.

Zhou Ya stopped her.

He looked at it and made sure the guard hadn't come, so he whispered, "Don't come in, I'll go out."

Then he ran up in three or two steps and rushed up.

Gu Jianghe stretched out his hands, stood below and looked at him with a smile.

He closed his eyes and threw himself into Gu Jianghe's arms.

Received a full bosom.

The two hugged for a long time in this position before slowly separating.

Gu Jianghe lifted his chin, and looked at the tears on his face by the light of the street lamp.

Before coming out, Zhou Ya washed her face, but she could still see that her eyes were red from crying.

Gu Jianghe lowered his head, kissed his eyes, and said distressedly: "Brother Ya, I'm sorry."

Zhou Ya closed her eyes, her eyelashes were trembling, and she said in an unsteady voice, "You, what are you doing?"

Gu Jianghe chuckled softly, and his voice was close to his ear: "I'm playing a hooligan."

Ask him again: "Ya brother said that he likes me, does it still count?"

Yago's heart beat like an electric motor from the moment he received the news of "Come out, I'm here".

This meeting will almost ascend to heaven with seven orifices.

He was so pleasantly surprised that he started to sweat. He stared nervously at Gu Jianghe and stammered: "You, you mean, you..."

"I like you." Gu Jianghe completed the sentence.

Repeated softly: "I like it just as much as you do. I like it terribly."

Zhou Ya blinked, tears rolling down from her eyes.

With a hoarse voice, he said tremblingly: "You are lying."

After saying this sentence, he began to find evidence for himself: "When I kissed you, you pushed me away, and you ignored me, and you ignored me for more than a month, and you even added an extra room, and stayed Go to the next door, you lie, you don't like me!"

While talking, he himself started to panic again, trying to find a reason for Gu Jianghe to lie to himself.

Then he suddenly felt uncomfortable, and he almost collapsed: "You pity me, you think I'm pitiful, that's why you came to lie to me, you..."

The rest will be terminated by Gu Jianghe's actions.

He took Zhou Ya's hand and pressed it a few inches below his navel.

Zhou Ya was stunned.

I even forgot to cry.

Heads exploded like popcorn.

Gu Jianghe whispered in embarrassment: "Do you believe it?"

Zhou Ya looked at him, in a trance.

Gu Jianghe was very embarrassed.

Xiao Jianghe was very energetic, and even jumped twice.

Zhou Ya felt that her hands were burned.

Gu Jianghe continued to explain: "I just put you down just now, because I was worried that you would find out..."

Zhou Ya: "..."

Zhou Yadi didn't know how many times, she hated herself for being blind, for falling in love with such a fool.

Gu Jianghe rubbed against him, and asked him: "Answer, does the saying that you like me still count?"

Zhou Ya's ears were burning, and she couldn't bear it anymore and said, "You let go."

"Don't let go," Gu Jianghe refused to let go, and even bumped into him, "You answer, you said that you are willing to be with me, and I will let go."

Zhou Ya: "..."

Zhou Ya closed her eyes, exhaled a long breath from her nasal cavity, then looked at Gu Jianghe, smiled, opened her hands, and then clenched them tightly.

With a howl of pain, Gu Jianghe fell to the ground.

Zhou Ya blushed, stood there, and snorted: "It deserves it."

Gu Jianghe covered himself, wrinkled his face, sucked in air-conditioning, and was distraught.

He kept crying there, saying that he was wrong.

After thinking about it for a while, he said righteously again: "Brother Ya, you might as well do it again, calm down."

"Come home with me when you're finished, okay?" He forced a smile towards Zhou Ya.

Zhou Ya knelt down, looked at him for a long time, and then said softly, "Okay."

Gu Jianghe stopped rolling on the ground in surprise. He looked at Zhou Ya, his eyes shining brightly.

Zhou Ya looked down at him, he stretched out his hand, hooked Zhou Ya's neck, and pulled her down a little.

Then he raised his head.

On the street where the cold wind is howling, the street lamps cast long shadows.

After a long 4 minutes, Gu Jianghe finally let go of his lips.

He sighed softly, "That's great."

Zhou Ya had a sore nose, and changed the subject: "Are you still in pain?"

When he didn't speak, Gu Jianghe actually didn't feel it, but when he asked, the pain swept over again.

Gu Jianghe pulled a smile on his face firmly: "It's okay."

Zhou Ya: "Oh."

Then reach out.

Gu Jianghe couldn't believe it, and was a little ready to move.

next second.

Gu Jianghe: "Ah!!!!!!"

He yelled: "You are serious!!!!"

Zhou Ya stared at him expressionlessly: "Otherwise you won't have a long memory."

Gu Jianghe was so painful that tears flowed from his nose, he stretched out a hand tremblingly, and gave him a thumbs up.

Okay, it's still my brother who is ruthless.

The author has something to say:

I don’t know if you can see the original version of this chapter, if you haven’t seen it...then I’ll post it on Weibo at night

It's not really written at all, but who knows

Weibo is [Haha I'm not hot]

I tried to abuse Gu Jianghe, but...

Oh, I can't beat it

The main reason is that the main text of this article will end soon, and I will not be a real mother if I abuse them again

Gu Jianghe's memoirs are over, and if he abuses again, he will abuse two people

Let them finish this last chapter quietly

[Yes, I'm done, are you happy!You caught up to the end! 】

do not hit me!

I flash!

[It’s not a hasty ending. According to the plan, I should finish Chapter 60, and the next 5 chapters will be finished. Up to now, I’ve finished writing everything I wanted to write, and the number of words exceeded the original plan, so, um, I’m saying goodbye! 】

The extra episode is also updated every day, until the end of the day [the day is only a few days away, I have very few extra episode plans]

During the time before the end, I was so stuck, I wanted to give them a good ending, I wanted to write everything I wanted to write, and I wanted to write something that you guys liked, but... maybe, ah, just I can't guarantee whether you will like it, whether you will be satisfied, whether you will think that my writing is not good, or that I am biased, or that the ending is unacceptable [I think people who have this idea There will be more, although this is the ending I have long thought of, to let them stop at the moment when they are connected, but I guess, more people may feel that it is not the end yet, right?But it’s really here, I have grasped all the foreshadowings that should be grasped, and I have explained everything I want to explain. When the story reaches this point, I think it is time to draw an end. 】

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