Grandpa doesn't eat your shit

Grandma is happy and mourning.

Before she died, she had arranged her own affairs.

She was sitting on the recliner that day, talking to Gu Jianghe, and suddenly laughed, saying that I seem to have seen your grandfather.

Gu Jianghe froze for a moment, then straightened up and looked at her.

She looked ahead, as if she really saw someone, and smiled happily.

Gu Jianghe was a little flustered, and called her: "Grandma..."

She turned her face and smiled comfortingly at Gu Jianghe: "Grandma is tired, go to sleep, don't be afraid."

Then I never woke up again.

It must have been a sweet dream, dreaming of an old friend.

When grandma left, she was smiling.

After the funeral was over and everyone dispersed, Gu Jianghe sat in the empty house for a long time.

When the sky finally dawned, he leaned on the wall, stood up slowly, and went out.

Gu Yuan bought a house in Shanghai, which was his and Ms. Luo's love nest, and it was also the place where Gu Jianghe lived in his childhood.

After something happened, Gu Jianghe moved to the countryside with his grandmother. The house was empty and no one had been there for a long time.

Gu Jianghe followed his memory and asked around before finding his way home.

He pushed open the door that had been dusty for many years, and the dust in the air seemed to be disturbed, dancing in the sunlight.

Everything seems to be frozen in five years ago when they were traveling with their family.

It was as if time never visited, he just went out and came back.

Only the thick layer of dust on the top reminded Gu Jianghe that these five years really existed.

He closed the door behind his back, sat down on the floor mat by the door, looked at the sofa facing him, and his mind went blank.

In a trance, I heard Ms. Luo calling him again, saying that Jiang He should not sit on the ground, it is not clean, and he should wash his hands and eat.

Gu Yuan smiled, and asked Ms. Luo why she was more beautiful today, and if she wanted to steal her heart.

He turned his head in panic and looked at the dining room, only to see the sunlight passing through the dust and sprinkled on the empty dining table.

all gone.

Dad, mom, grandma.

One by one, they all left.

They have each other's company, and that's okay, they'll be fine down there.

Gu Jianghe desperately told himself.

But he couldn't suppress the sadness in his heart.

But how did you leave me behind?

When a warm drop landed on his hand, he suddenly realized that he was crying.

Then, after realizing it, I came up with such a thought: I used to be able to cry.

For the first time in his memory, he saw his own tears.

Inexplicably, there is also a sense of novelty.

He stared at it intently as if he had seen something novel.

Until the tear evaporated on the back of his hand.

After sitting in the car for a long time, I came back to this house.

Then I locked myself in the house for a whole day, sitting there in a daze.

After graduating from high school, he didn't volunteer.

I don't care about the results, and I don't care.

I don't want to study anymore, but I don't know what to do next.

I don't know where to go next, where to go.

Thinking about it this way, he actually admires Zhou Shuran.

Not to mention anything else, at least he knows what path he is going to take, and he is willing to fight hard.

But Gu Jianghe can't do it, Gu Jianghe can't see the way forward at all.

Only a mist can be seen.

If there is anything to be thankful for, it is that Gu Yuan and the others have left a considerable amount of property for Gu Jianghe. Even if Gu Jianghe spends the rest of his life here waiting to die, as long as he does not waste too much, he will not starve to death. .

Suddenly having a large amount of inheritance in his hands, Gu Jianghe was actually a little at a loss.

What are you going to do with the money?

Suddenly there are two houses under my name, where do I live?

After staying in Shanghai for a day, he decided to go back to the countryside.

The place is so quiet.

It was frighteningly quiet.

Without Gu Yuan, without Luo Zhenzhen.

The house has become eerily empty.

Gu Jianghe always felt that when he turned around, he could see Gu Yuan hugging Luo Zhenzhen, whispering there.

Turn around, but you can only see nothingness.

This is so challenging.

Gu Jianghe felt that his heart was in a tug-of-war, which made him terribly hurt.

After making the decision, he traveled thousands of miles back to the countryside by car.

On the bus, if you hear someone abetting minors to smoke, saying that you can learn to smoke, you will take the first step towards becoming a man.

Gu Jianghe: "???"

He looked at the man who said this, his mouth was full of yellow teeth, and there were traces of smoke on his fingers.

So he turned his head back very speechlessly, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Back in town, Gu Jianghe went to the supermarket, looked around for a long time, and finally went to the counter and asked for a pack of cigarettes.

Then, like a thief, he hid the cigarettes in his arms and went home feeling apprehensive.

When he got home, after he opened the door, he looked around again, making sure no one saw him, then walked lightly to the back door, took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it up with anticipation, and imitated others smoking , sucked in his mouth with a ecstatic expression.

Choked so much that his tears almost came out.

Coughing like hell.

He quickly shook the cigarette away, waving his hands constantly to try to sweep away the smell of cigarettes in front of him, and took a deep breath of fresh air.

Then, not enough to vent his anger, he stomped a few times on the still burning cigarette on the ground.

What kind of crap is this!

Gu Jianghe took out the cigarette case from his pocket, threw it on the ground, and went to brush his teeth.

After brushing his teeth, he ordered another bowl of noodles. After eating, he stared blankly at the table for a while.

By accident, I went to pick up the opened cigarette case again, and started the second attempt.

Choked almost to death.

In the middle of the night, he sneaked again and started his third attempt...

I don't know how many times I tried, the pack of cigarettes was almost gone by him.

Gu Jianghe finally mastered the skill of smoking.

He faced the mirror and practiced smoking.

I feel handsome and cool, and I look like an "adult" at first glance.

Gu Jianghe, who finally learned how to smoke a "very manly" cigarette, began to learn how to be an adult.

He observed the people around him to see what kind of men they were.

Then quietly imitate at home.

He placed an order on Taobao and bought a pair of slippers that looked very earthy at first glance, and specially marked that they must be packed well so that no one would see what they were.

Then after getting the goods, I practiced how to walk with my feet shuffled at home, and wore the slippers until half of the glue disappeared.

He also practiced how to play mahjong online, and the loss made him dizzy.

When the free coins on one account are used up, I go to change to another account.

In the end, I didn't learn mahjong, so I applied for a bunch of trumpets.

There are many more, all kinds of weird exercises, which made Gu Jianghe so busy all day that he couldn't stop.

People are almost exhausted.

I can't help feeling that being an adult is quite difficult.

So I gave up very discouraged, so I shouldn't be an adult.

But he smoked a lot, so he kept this technique.

There is no need to study, and there is no job.

Gu Jianghe stayed at home all day, bored to the point where mushrooms grew.

People can't be idle, once they are idle, they will become fragile, and it is easy to be sad.

After countless times, Gu Jianghe compared himself to a fragile crystal flower, Zhou Shuran was finally annoyed by him, and said, can you find something to do?

Gu Jianghe sank into the recliner and looked at him: "What are you doing?"

What else can people do in the countryside?

He thought raising pigs was dirty, so Zhou Shuran, who raised chickens, said he would kill him.

So I had no choice but to grow plants.

In layman's terms, grow vegetables.

But what is that called?It is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal.

It was really difficult for him to suddenly work hard after being idle at home for such a long time.

The vegetable field was too far away from home, Gu Jianghe found someone to exchange the field at the back door with him on the grounds that he wasted too much time on the way back and forth.

Gu Jianghe's original vegetable plot was huge, and the plot behind him was less than two-thirds of his family's vegetable plot.

But Gu Jianghe is not short of money, he said very straightforwardly that I can even make up five hundred, can I change it?

Then there is no one who can't change it, and don't take advantage of the bastard if it is cheap.

So Gu Jianghe successfully bought a vegetable field, which is very convenient, and can be planted just by opening the door.

Then he looked at the several boxes of vegetable fields and fell into deep thought.

Finally, he turned to Zhou Shuran and asked him, "Do you think my house lacks a backyard?"

Zhou Shuran: "..."

Zhou Shuran: "You don't just need a backyard, you also need a new house."

I want to make a backyard when I buy a vegetable plot. Do you feel that there is a lack of a backyard?This is simply being lazy and not wanting to grow vegetables!

Gu Jianghe thought he was right.

So the direct contact came to demolish the house.

Zhou Shuran went to school for a week, and when he came back, he found Gu Jianghe's house in ruins.

Ask again, saying that Gu Jianghe called someone to come over to build a new house and demolish the old house first.

Zhou Shuran: "?"

He was full of question marks: "What about others?"

People naturally use the excuse of "the house has been demolished and they can't live in it" to run out and wander.

From south to north, I ran a big circle and spent tens of thousands.

When I finally ran back, the new house had been built for a long time, and the decoration was finished.

While doing the questions, Zhou Shuran asked him, is it fun?

Gu Jianghe said wearily: "It's boring."

It is from a hotel in one place to a hotel in another place.

After climbing one mountain, change another mountain to climb.

Keep walking and walking.

When I went out to play with Gu Yuan, I obviously felt that everything was interesting.

I went to play by myself, but felt that it was the same everywhere.

uninteresting.

After walking around for so long, I couldn't find anything.

Instead, he suddenly had an idea.

"I want to set up a store here! What do you think?" He asked Zhou Shuran.

Zhou Shuran turned to the next page and replied without emotion: "Oh."

That is to say, you are so lazy that you don't even bother to go to the town to buy something?

Just do it.

Rich anyway.

So ping-pong-pong, within a week, Gu Jianghe's canteen opened.

Most of the incoming goods are for food.

The seven aunts and the eight aunts came to patronize and began to ask Gu Jianghe for advice.

Say you buy some daily necessities, such as pots, buckets, toothbrushes, etc., so that we don't have to go to the town to buy them.

Gu Jianghe: "Okay, okay."

Uncle Zhao and Uncle Li said why there is no tobacco, alcohol and betel nut?This is also a necessity.

Gu Jianghe: "Okay, okay."

So slowly, the canteen bought more and more things.

There are many things, almost all daily necessities.

It's just that the boss opens the shop very casually.

Sometimes the store is open in the middle of the night, and sometimes it does not open for several days.

Not bad money anyway.

When the store first opened, Gu Jianghe was quite excited.

Every day is busy and very fulfilling.

Then after a few days, fewer and fewer people came, and it became idle again.

Gu Jianghe began to feel sad again.

I am a glazed flower in the cold wind, delicate and fragile.

Zhou Shuran didn't like to stay at home, so sometimes he would come to him to read.

Just reading, without even looking at Gu Jianghe.

Afraid of hurting the eyes.

When he was a child, he looked after Gu Jianghe and thought he was kind of funny. He wanted to save others even though he was in danger.

Sometimes I feel that Gu Jianghe is afraid that he is the reincarnation of the Virgin Mary.

Looking at Gu Jianghe after he grew up, besides thinking of him as a saint, he also mourned his misfortune and angered him.

But after all, Zhou Shuran is not a Virgin Mary like Gu Jianghe who wants to influence the world. He usually has nothing to do with himself and hangs up high. It is quite special for Gu Jianghe. He only sprayed him a few times, and it was useless after spraying him. , and went with him.

Different road non-phase plan.

He is not interested in changing anyone.

But he doesn't look at Gu Jianghe, but Gu Jianghe is still here, isn't he?

If there is nothing to do, Zhou Shuran sighs for a long time.

He didn't think it could go on like this. First of all, he didn't know what happened to Gu Jianghe if it went on like this. Anyway, he absolutely couldn't bear it.

Back home, Lord Wednesday kept popping up from various places trying to talk to him. Here, Gu Jianghe sighed so much that he felt uncomfortable reading.

As a person who dedicates all his time to study, as a person who regards time as more precious than money.

Zhou Shuran had to take measures.

I downloaded Plants vs. Zombies for Gu Jianghe and asked him to go to the side to play.

Gu Jianghe was addicted to the game and had a great time playing it.

Then it was quiet for a while, and then started acting like a demon again.

The reason is that the game is always lost, and he is too difficult, so he interrupts Zhou Shuran and asks what to do next.

Zhou Shuran: "..."

Zhou Shuran simply downloaded a cracked version for him.

Then continue to dive into the sea of ​​questions.

Gu Jianghe played the cracked version very high. After three or four days, he got tired of it.

So when Zhou Shuran was immersed in the sea of ​​questions, he picked him up and chatted again.

Zhou Shuran couldn't laugh or cry, and asked him what he wanted to do.

He didn't believe that Gu Jianghe didn't know that he didn't want to be disturbed, it was obviously intentional to interrupt him.

Gu Jianghe laughed: "Obviously?"

"Is it obvious that you don't know in your heart?" Zhou Shuran asked him back.

The reason is that Gu Jianghe has started the Madonna again, and he is worried that Zhou Shuran is too obsessed with studying.

"Learning is endless, but time will never come back." Gu Jianghe told him earnestly.

Zhou Shuran really felt that Gu Jianghe had a kind of silly naivety.

He looked at Gu Jianghe: "I know what I'm doing and what I've lost, but compared to what I want, what I've lost is nothing."

He asked Gu Jianghe again: "Little Brother Gu, what do you want?"

Gu Jianghe was stopped by his question.

what do i want

Where do I come from, where am I going, what is life, and what is the meaning of existence?

Why am I born, and what can I do?

The universe is so big, how much dust is there?

What is a person?What is life?

……

Gu Jianghe, who fell into philosophy, became mentally confused.

He pondered for the whole night, and finally came up with a result.

Then he found Zhou Shuran who was washing clothes by the pond, and said to him seriously: "I know what I'm going to do."

After speaking, he turned and left.

Zhou Shuran: "?"

On the same day, an author whose pen name is "My Prophet of Spring River Plumbing" took the first step in his writing journey.

……

Then, after a long, long time, he saw the first novel he wrote a few years ago on his children's bookshelf.

He had a feeling of a world away. He picked it up and turned a few pages. His heart was surging, his thoughts were surging, and he was deeply moved.

When the child came in, he clutched the book, feeling extremely excited.

This book is his first, and it is also the most mocked of all his works, but this is his white moonlight!

The child collected this book and brought it to school so cherished, the child must understand him! ! !

Then Zhou Ya came over, frowned and clicked his tongue: "How do you read this book, this book is not good-looking."

Gu Jianghe grabbed the book, confused and sad, holding on, pretending to be casual: "You still buy it if it doesn't look good?"

Zhou Ya plausibly said: "Is it his book that I love? I love him!"

The author himself, holding the book, almost shed tears.

Okay, in this case, I will forgive you for insulting me, Bai Yueguang.

The author has something to say:

For the last paragraph, please read Chapter 44!

And, yes!In the next chapter, Brother Ya will appear in Gu Jianghe's memoirs!

Are my two chapters very thick and long! ! !