Grandpa doesn't eat your shit
Chapter 64 Chapter 64
After Gu Jianghe said goodbye to Zhou Shuran, he went back to the house.
As soon as I arrived at the door of the house, I was still taking out the keys, when I heard the humming sound inside the door, and the sound of claws scratching the door.
As soon as the door opened a crack, Xiao Huang jumped out, walked around his feet several times, and then poked his head behind him.
As if he was a little puzzled because he didn't see the other person, he raised his head and called out to him again.
Gu Jianghe patted its head, pushed him into the room, and said with a smile: "Look, your master didn't come."
Pushed by him, Xiao Huang ran into the house, took two steps, and looked at him again.
Gu Jianghe turned around and closed the door before following.
I mixed rice for Xiao Huang, and squatted there to watch it eat.
After watching for a while, Gu Jianghe got up and went back upstairs.
During Zhou Ya's absence at home for more than half a month, he finished the old article and opened a new one.
The new article is still being saved. On the day I went to pick up Zhou Ya, I had just saved [-] words.
The publication of the old article has been contacted a long time ago, and it will be available in bookstores in a few months.
He originally thought that he would take the signed version of the novel and show it to Zhou Ya, telling him that he was the author he was chasing after.
How the child will react at that time, he has thought about it many times in his mind.
The only thing I didn't expect was that the child thought so much about him.
In fact, he is not ignorant of the homosexual group.
In the age of big information, it is impossible to be ignorant.
The first book he became popular was a pure upgrade novel without a heroine.
When it exploded, it was filled with doujinshi.
All kinds of weird collocations, hero and younger brother, hero and villain, even hero and his sword, and hero and follower.
The author himself didn't even see that the hero had any ambiguity with them.
The readers studied every word and every word, and they just picked out the candy, and then shouted: "It's true, it's true! Their love is true!"
It made Gu Jianghe want to laugh.
But he never thought that Zhou Ya would be.
When he was kissed, he was stunned for a moment, and then his head was like a revolving lantern, with many bad memories flashing through.
He seemed to have suddenly fallen into a nightmare, he was unconscious, and cold sweat flowed down his back and seeped into the towel.
It seemed to be back to that sweltering summer, the dark room, the unbearably hard bamboo bed, and the eager and disgusting man pressing on him.
He felt a burst of suffocation, despair, numbness in his hands and feet, and he wanted to scream but couldn't make a sound.
He tried his best to push the man away, his palms were shaking.
When she felt a light touch on her lips, she saw Zhou Ya who was pushed to the point of falling.
He was still trapped in that illusion and couldn't escape, panting loudly, looking at Zhou Ya in horror.
His ears were buzzing, fear was pounding his forehead, and it was difficult to even lift his fingers.
Then I heard Zhou Ya say: "Pervert."
Hearing these two words, Gu Jianghe seemed to be choked by someone suddenly, his pupils shrank into a line, struggling like a drowning fish.
After Zhou Ya ran out, it took a long time before he regained control of his body.
He wanted to stand up, but his legs gave way and he fell to the ground.
Only then did I realize that my hands and legs were still shaking.
He asked Zhou Ya before, had he thought about what kind of person he wanted to be in the future.
Zhou Ya thought for a long time, and told him that she wanted to be like him.
Gu Jianghe's first reaction was that he was joking, and then saw his expression, serious and expectant, not joking.
He froze for a moment, then smiled and said, "A person like me? What kind of person am I?"
Zhou Ya counted on her fingers very seriously: "Smart, gentle, strong, and brave."
He looked at Gu Jianghe and smiled happily: "You are a very good person!"
Gu Jianghe looked at his smiling face, a little lost.
After a while, he said softly, "I'm not brave."
I am a coward.
Those words were too soft to be blown away by the wind.
Zhou Ya asked him what he said just now, and he raised his chin and replied complacently: "Of course! Your brother and I are a peerless man!"
Zhou Ya smiled and beat him up.
He smiled while hiding, but his mind drifted far away.
He wishes Zhou Ya to be healthy, happy, free and brave.
like a little bird.
Don't be like him.
……
Gu Jianghe was taken over by his grandmother when he was 13 years old.
Grandma is a very rambunctious old lady who married when she was young, and she lost her husband not long after giving birth to Gu Jianghe's mother.
Her natal family was not a good family. In those days, patriarchy was unavoidable, but it was not common for people to pick on their daughters like this to suck blood.
Grandpa has read books, he has a literary personality, and he speaks politely.
I often persuade my grandma, saying that Mo is so angry that I feel distressed.
During the period when grandma was about to pass away, she talked a lot. She often told Gu Jianghe about the past between her and Gu Jianghe's grandfather, her face was wrinkled.
It was love at first sight between grandpa and grandma.
Grandpa came back from school, holding a stack of books, crooked, couldn't see the way clearly, and almost bumped into someone.
Standing still, the girl was carrying a basket on her back and holding a sickle in her hand, and she glanced at him expressionlessly.
"So the flames devoured me." That's how my grandfather described it to her.
"Do you think he is a fool?" Grandma said, smiling from ear to ear, "Who would compare himself to a moth?"
He fell in love with grandma, but he didn't dare to act rashly, saying that he was afraid of "making the beautiful woman abrupt".
Day by day, I racked my brains, thinking of some excuses for meeting by chance.
After finally getting close, his face was blushing, but he didn't know what to say.
Before the words could be organized, the beautiful woman had already staggered away from him.
So I stood where I was and mourned.
"I don't know that he wants to date me?" Grandma let out a cry, shaking the rocking chair, funny and helpless, "Standing there like a stake every day, I thought he came to the field to pretend to be himself." It was a scarecrow. The sisters in our club were still laughing at that time, saying that the minds of these readers were different from ours. When they saw stones, they thought of city walls, and when they saw puddles, they thought of stars. When we see rice, we can only I remember being hungry."
One is not good at words, and the other is respectful.
Just missed it for a long time.
She only thought that the younger generation liked the scenery of this place, and the nerd thought she was politely declining with silence.
Until her father forced her to marry a rascal for a bag of tobacco, she couldn't bear it and made a fuss at home, and when she rushed out, she saw a hesitant, blushing nerd standing at the door of her house .
She glanced at the bookworm and felt ashamed for no reason.
Wiped a tear and ran away.
After venting her anger outside, she came back and heard her father laughing when she entered the room.
She went in with a straight face, and then saw the gentle and jade-like nerd sitting next to her father in the main room.
Before she had time to react, her father yelled for her to come over to say hello, brought her over, and found a reason to slip away, leaving the bookworm and her staring at her.
Staring until his nerdy face was on fire, he told her guiltily that he had heard what she had quarreled with her father before.
He also said that he had asked someone about her residence, and wanted to come over to meet her by chance, but he didn't expect to bump into this scene, so he was in a hurry and confessed his love to her father.
Worried that grandma would think too much, he urgently explained: "I'm not forcing you, you, if you don't like me, I won't force you... I just thought, I can't really let you marry that rascal."
Grandma just stared at him for a long time before she smiled and said, "Do you like me?"
The nerd looked at her smiling face, couldn't regain his senses for a long time, and quickly pinched his thigh to wake himself up.
A face wrinkled with pain.
Grandma was made to laugh even more by his behavior, and all the bad moods of the day suddenly disappeared.
She stared at him with a smile, and said firmly, "You like me."
Men are talented and women are good-looking, the man is in love with the concubine, and they come and go, and the marriage is quickly settled.
Three matchmakers and nine hires, they married their daughter-in-law and entered the door with great vigor.
The betrothal gift sent here is very rich, but the dowry over there is too shabby to be seen.
Grandma was angry and ashamed.
She was angry because she had agreed before not to let so many betrothal gifts go, but in the end she was sent.
The embarrassment is that I didn't expect my mother's family to be so shameless. Everyone in the ten miles and eight villages knew that her family would eat their daughter without spit out bones.
But the nerd hugged her, smiled frankly, and said, but I think it's worth it, I traded vulgar things for treasures.
Grandma is impatient, but grandpa is always slow.
Every time grandma urged him in a hurry, he always smiled and said don't worry, I'm coming.
Sometimes my grandma would be rude and complain to him, so she stabbed him deliberately, saying that you walk so slowly, and we will go to Huangquan Road in the future, and I won't wait for you.
Grandpa always smiled and grabbed her hand, kissed her, and said in a temperless and gentle voice: "Then I will definitely walk faster then, so as to catch up with you."
As a result, I didn't expect this to go, so I went too fast.
It has left grandma behind for decades.
"When he was up there, I always waited for him and urged him. This time I want to let him know how anxious it is to wait for someone." Grandma hummed while knitting a sweater.
Grandpa was the only son. After he passed away, grandma didn't remarry, and didn't go back to her mother's house. She just stayed here and said she would take care of the elders.
There are also people who see their widow and two elderly people, and there is no man in the family, so they want to bully them.
Grandma's fighting power is not so strong.
Don't you have something to say?I'm afraid I'm going to die if I'm horizontal.
Grandma is one of those who don't want to die.
She was carrying a hoe and yelled at the people: "Come on! We'll die here together! I'm going to find my family when I die! Come here when you're tired of work!"
After a few quarrels, people knew that there was a desperate shrew in this family.
The second elder also persuaded, saying don't do this, don't ruin your reputation, we Ziyang are not blessed, we left early, you are a good girl, and you can find another good family.
"I'm not looking for it! How can anyone be better than him?! What if I find someone, and he sees it, and finds a female ghost too?" Grandma retorted confidently, "If you try to persuade me again, I just force you I'm going to find him now, to watch him, to prevent him from messing around!"
Once she said this, how dare the two elders make a sound?
"He doesn't dare to find a female ghost." Grandma smiled smugly. "As long as he has such a heart, he is so big. If he pretends to be me, how can he tolerate anything else?"
The author has something to say:
Actually not cruel, huh?
My aunt started laughing after I wrote it
At the beginning of this chapter, Zhou Ya will not appear for the time being. This is Gu Jianghe's child. When he was a teenager, he will meet Zhou Ya when he grows up to be an "adult".
Before that, he will go through a lot
the people around him, what he experienced
In the end he became the "Gu Jianghe" that Zhou Ya saw
As soon as I arrived at the door of the house, I was still taking out the keys, when I heard the humming sound inside the door, and the sound of claws scratching the door.
As soon as the door opened a crack, Xiao Huang jumped out, walked around his feet several times, and then poked his head behind him.
As if he was a little puzzled because he didn't see the other person, he raised his head and called out to him again.
Gu Jianghe patted its head, pushed him into the room, and said with a smile: "Look, your master didn't come."
Pushed by him, Xiao Huang ran into the house, took two steps, and looked at him again.
Gu Jianghe turned around and closed the door before following.
I mixed rice for Xiao Huang, and squatted there to watch it eat.
After watching for a while, Gu Jianghe got up and went back upstairs.
During Zhou Ya's absence at home for more than half a month, he finished the old article and opened a new one.
The new article is still being saved. On the day I went to pick up Zhou Ya, I had just saved [-] words.
The publication of the old article has been contacted a long time ago, and it will be available in bookstores in a few months.
He originally thought that he would take the signed version of the novel and show it to Zhou Ya, telling him that he was the author he was chasing after.
How the child will react at that time, he has thought about it many times in his mind.
The only thing I didn't expect was that the child thought so much about him.
In fact, he is not ignorant of the homosexual group.
In the age of big information, it is impossible to be ignorant.
The first book he became popular was a pure upgrade novel without a heroine.
When it exploded, it was filled with doujinshi.
All kinds of weird collocations, hero and younger brother, hero and villain, even hero and his sword, and hero and follower.
The author himself didn't even see that the hero had any ambiguity with them.
The readers studied every word and every word, and they just picked out the candy, and then shouted: "It's true, it's true! Their love is true!"
It made Gu Jianghe want to laugh.
But he never thought that Zhou Ya would be.
When he was kissed, he was stunned for a moment, and then his head was like a revolving lantern, with many bad memories flashing through.
He seemed to have suddenly fallen into a nightmare, he was unconscious, and cold sweat flowed down his back and seeped into the towel.
It seemed to be back to that sweltering summer, the dark room, the unbearably hard bamboo bed, and the eager and disgusting man pressing on him.
He felt a burst of suffocation, despair, numbness in his hands and feet, and he wanted to scream but couldn't make a sound.
He tried his best to push the man away, his palms were shaking.
When she felt a light touch on her lips, she saw Zhou Ya who was pushed to the point of falling.
He was still trapped in that illusion and couldn't escape, panting loudly, looking at Zhou Ya in horror.
His ears were buzzing, fear was pounding his forehead, and it was difficult to even lift his fingers.
Then I heard Zhou Ya say: "Pervert."
Hearing these two words, Gu Jianghe seemed to be choked by someone suddenly, his pupils shrank into a line, struggling like a drowning fish.
After Zhou Ya ran out, it took a long time before he regained control of his body.
He wanted to stand up, but his legs gave way and he fell to the ground.
Only then did I realize that my hands and legs were still shaking.
He asked Zhou Ya before, had he thought about what kind of person he wanted to be in the future.
Zhou Ya thought for a long time, and told him that she wanted to be like him.
Gu Jianghe's first reaction was that he was joking, and then saw his expression, serious and expectant, not joking.
He froze for a moment, then smiled and said, "A person like me? What kind of person am I?"
Zhou Ya counted on her fingers very seriously: "Smart, gentle, strong, and brave."
He looked at Gu Jianghe and smiled happily: "You are a very good person!"
Gu Jianghe looked at his smiling face, a little lost.
After a while, he said softly, "I'm not brave."
I am a coward.
Those words were too soft to be blown away by the wind.
Zhou Ya asked him what he said just now, and he raised his chin and replied complacently: "Of course! Your brother and I are a peerless man!"
Zhou Ya smiled and beat him up.
He smiled while hiding, but his mind drifted far away.
He wishes Zhou Ya to be healthy, happy, free and brave.
like a little bird.
Don't be like him.
……
Gu Jianghe was taken over by his grandmother when he was 13 years old.
Grandma is a very rambunctious old lady who married when she was young, and she lost her husband not long after giving birth to Gu Jianghe's mother.
Her natal family was not a good family. In those days, patriarchy was unavoidable, but it was not common for people to pick on their daughters like this to suck blood.
Grandpa has read books, he has a literary personality, and he speaks politely.
I often persuade my grandma, saying that Mo is so angry that I feel distressed.
During the period when grandma was about to pass away, she talked a lot. She often told Gu Jianghe about the past between her and Gu Jianghe's grandfather, her face was wrinkled.
It was love at first sight between grandpa and grandma.
Grandpa came back from school, holding a stack of books, crooked, couldn't see the way clearly, and almost bumped into someone.
Standing still, the girl was carrying a basket on her back and holding a sickle in her hand, and she glanced at him expressionlessly.
"So the flames devoured me." That's how my grandfather described it to her.
"Do you think he is a fool?" Grandma said, smiling from ear to ear, "Who would compare himself to a moth?"
He fell in love with grandma, but he didn't dare to act rashly, saying that he was afraid of "making the beautiful woman abrupt".
Day by day, I racked my brains, thinking of some excuses for meeting by chance.
After finally getting close, his face was blushing, but he didn't know what to say.
Before the words could be organized, the beautiful woman had already staggered away from him.
So I stood where I was and mourned.
"I don't know that he wants to date me?" Grandma let out a cry, shaking the rocking chair, funny and helpless, "Standing there like a stake every day, I thought he came to the field to pretend to be himself." It was a scarecrow. The sisters in our club were still laughing at that time, saying that the minds of these readers were different from ours. When they saw stones, they thought of city walls, and when they saw puddles, they thought of stars. When we see rice, we can only I remember being hungry."
One is not good at words, and the other is respectful.
Just missed it for a long time.
She only thought that the younger generation liked the scenery of this place, and the nerd thought she was politely declining with silence.
Until her father forced her to marry a rascal for a bag of tobacco, she couldn't bear it and made a fuss at home, and when she rushed out, she saw a hesitant, blushing nerd standing at the door of her house .
She glanced at the bookworm and felt ashamed for no reason.
Wiped a tear and ran away.
After venting her anger outside, she came back and heard her father laughing when she entered the room.
She went in with a straight face, and then saw the gentle and jade-like nerd sitting next to her father in the main room.
Before she had time to react, her father yelled for her to come over to say hello, brought her over, and found a reason to slip away, leaving the bookworm and her staring at her.
Staring until his nerdy face was on fire, he told her guiltily that he had heard what she had quarreled with her father before.
He also said that he had asked someone about her residence, and wanted to come over to meet her by chance, but he didn't expect to bump into this scene, so he was in a hurry and confessed his love to her father.
Worried that grandma would think too much, he urgently explained: "I'm not forcing you, you, if you don't like me, I won't force you... I just thought, I can't really let you marry that rascal."
Grandma just stared at him for a long time before she smiled and said, "Do you like me?"
The nerd looked at her smiling face, couldn't regain his senses for a long time, and quickly pinched his thigh to wake himself up.
A face wrinkled with pain.
Grandma was made to laugh even more by his behavior, and all the bad moods of the day suddenly disappeared.
She stared at him with a smile, and said firmly, "You like me."
Men are talented and women are good-looking, the man is in love with the concubine, and they come and go, and the marriage is quickly settled.
Three matchmakers and nine hires, they married their daughter-in-law and entered the door with great vigor.
The betrothal gift sent here is very rich, but the dowry over there is too shabby to be seen.
Grandma was angry and ashamed.
She was angry because she had agreed before not to let so many betrothal gifts go, but in the end she was sent.
The embarrassment is that I didn't expect my mother's family to be so shameless. Everyone in the ten miles and eight villages knew that her family would eat their daughter without spit out bones.
But the nerd hugged her, smiled frankly, and said, but I think it's worth it, I traded vulgar things for treasures.
Grandma is impatient, but grandpa is always slow.
Every time grandma urged him in a hurry, he always smiled and said don't worry, I'm coming.
Sometimes my grandma would be rude and complain to him, so she stabbed him deliberately, saying that you walk so slowly, and we will go to Huangquan Road in the future, and I won't wait for you.
Grandpa always smiled and grabbed her hand, kissed her, and said in a temperless and gentle voice: "Then I will definitely walk faster then, so as to catch up with you."
As a result, I didn't expect this to go, so I went too fast.
It has left grandma behind for decades.
"When he was up there, I always waited for him and urged him. This time I want to let him know how anxious it is to wait for someone." Grandma hummed while knitting a sweater.
Grandpa was the only son. After he passed away, grandma didn't remarry, and didn't go back to her mother's house. She just stayed here and said she would take care of the elders.
There are also people who see their widow and two elderly people, and there is no man in the family, so they want to bully them.
Grandma's fighting power is not so strong.
Don't you have something to say?I'm afraid I'm going to die if I'm horizontal.
Grandma is one of those who don't want to die.
She was carrying a hoe and yelled at the people: "Come on! We'll die here together! I'm going to find my family when I die! Come here when you're tired of work!"
After a few quarrels, people knew that there was a desperate shrew in this family.
The second elder also persuaded, saying don't do this, don't ruin your reputation, we Ziyang are not blessed, we left early, you are a good girl, and you can find another good family.
"I'm not looking for it! How can anyone be better than him?! What if I find someone, and he sees it, and finds a female ghost too?" Grandma retorted confidently, "If you try to persuade me again, I just force you I'm going to find him now, to watch him, to prevent him from messing around!"
Once she said this, how dare the two elders make a sound?
"He doesn't dare to find a female ghost." Grandma smiled smugly. "As long as he has such a heart, he is so big. If he pretends to be me, how can he tolerate anything else?"
The author has something to say:
Actually not cruel, huh?
My aunt started laughing after I wrote it
At the beginning of this chapter, Zhou Ya will not appear for the time being. This is Gu Jianghe's child. When he was a teenager, he will meet Zhou Ya when he grows up to be an "adult".
Before that, he will go through a lot
the people around him, what he experienced
In the end he became the "Gu Jianghe" that Zhou Ya saw
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