Grandpa doesn't eat your shit
Chapter 58 Chapter 58
Most of the summer vacation was spent constantly mixing cement, plastering walls, plastering floors, and building houses.
On the day the bathroom was finished, Zhou Ya clamored to set off a firecracker in front of the door to celebrate.
Gu Jianghe waved his hand and said that he was right.
In the end, Zhou Ya added that he wanted to fire the cannon himself.
Gu Jianghe: "?"
He asked suspiciously, "Are you okay?"
Zhou Ya looked at him with contempt: "You can't."
He raised his chin again, and said arrogantly: "Brother Ya will show you what a real man is!"
So it finally came to this day, Gu Jianghe pulled a cloth belt at the bathroom door, and the two solemnly cut the belt with scissors, after which Zhou Ya turned around to light firecrackers.
He took an incense stick and asked Gu Jianghe to light it, then held it himself, and carefully stretched out his hand towards the firecracker.
Because he was really afraid that the firecrackers would blow himself up, before the cannons were lit, he retracted his hands nervously.
I went back and forth several times without lighting the firecrackers.
It also made Gu Jianghe laugh.
Gillian was also grinning there at first, seeing Gu Jianghe making fun of Zhou Ya, she immediately stood up and argued against Zhou Ya: "What are you laughing here, brother Xiao Ya is very safety-conscious! Safety is no small matter, do you understand? "
Gu Jianghe nodded seriously, and said in a long voice: "Oh~ so it is like this~ I thought it was my brother Ya who was afraid!"
"Could Brother Xiao Ya be someone who's afraid of shooting guns? Who do you look down on?" A-Jiao answered him solemnly with a suppressed smile.
The hand holding the incense trembled slightly, and Zhou Ya, who hadn't lit the firecrackers yet: "..."
He couldn't bear it anymore when the two people sang together, he turned his head and glared at Gu Jianghe: "If you push me any more, I will kill you within three days!"
Gu Jianghe: "?"
He tried to reason: "Why do you only target me?"
Gillian: "Because you are ugly."
Gu Jianghe refused to accept it, heyed, turned to Gillian, and said, "You little girl..."
Before I finished speaking, I was overwhelmed by the sound of firecrackers.
Zhou Ya didn't want to listen to their pressure, so after aiming in the direction, she simply gritted her teeth and closed her eyes, and poked Xiang Xiang there.
The sparks on the incense hit the fuse of the firecrackers, and there was a burst of crackling-the firecrackers were finally ignited.
The moment Zhou Ya heard the sound of the cannon, she immediately jumped back and ran away.
Gu Jianghe looked funny, reached out his hand to stop him, covered his ears with both hands, and said with a smile: "Why do you want to let him go if you are afraid of this?"
The gunfire was too loud, it was a terrific noise.
Gu Jianghe covered his ears again.
Zhou Ya only saw his lips moving, and had no idea what he was talking about.
So he shouted at the top of his voice, "What?!"
Gu Jianghe squinted and smiled, and said maliciously: "I said you are a fool."
As a result, the sound of firecrackers was so unbelievable that they turned off after his word "Say".
Zhou Ya clearly heard the words "You are a fool".
His face immediately darkened visibly to the naked eye.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Gu Jianghe immediately turned around and ran away.
He ran and shouted that it was a misunderstanding.
"I misunderstood your uncle! You have the ability to stop!"
The child had an expression on his face that if I didn't beat you to death today, your surname would not be Zhou. Whoever stands still at this time is a fool.
Of course Gu Jianghe ran faster.
Leaning on crutches, the old man leaned against the door, and shouted with a smile: "Be careful, don't run around and fall."
Laughing and laughing, he started coughing again.
Zhou Ya stopped immediately when she heard the sound, and looked at him worriedly.
The old man waved his hand: "It's all right, just cough twice."
Zhou Ya knew that it was not just about coughing.
The old man's health has indeed become worse and worse during this time.
His face is more aged.
Before, I used to lead the cows to run all over the mountain, but now I have to have a crutch to support me when I walk a few steps.
Visible to the naked eye, the whole person is aging rapidly.
Zhou Ya thought it might have something to do with Lao Niu.
Some time ago, when planting late rice, the old man had a whim and said that he wanted to plow a field.
He led the cattle and went to the field with the farming tools.
Before the land was plowed, the old cow suddenly fell down without warning.
A veterinarian was invited to see it, and they said that the old cow had reached the end of its lifespan.
Let them settle the old cow well and send it through this last journey.
After hearing this, the old man was silent for a long time, and finally turned his back and wiped away his tears.
When he turned around, he smiled at Zhou Ya and said that he should take Rhubarb back.
Zhou Ya was a little at a loss.
He has always been a little afraid of rhubarb, but at this time, his sadness has overshadowed his fear.
Gu Jianghe had already left with the veterinarian and was about to send him back.
Zhou Ya led the rhubarb rope, and together with the old man, they walked back into the house slowly.
Send rhubarb to the cowshed and prepare fodder for it.
After that, the old man said it was all right, and let Zhou Ya go on his own, and he would accompany Rhubarb.
Zhou Ya nodded. When she walked out of the cowshed, she thought about it, turned around again, and comforted the old man dryly, telling him not to be too sad.
The old man smiled and said yes.
But there was a sadness that couldn't be concealed in the smile.
After that day, the old man gradually became depressed.
The hair is graying faster, and the waist is getting more and more bent.
In this weather, the sun is still very hot.
The old man had already put on three pieces of clothes, and he still shivered from time to time.
Sometimes while talking, the old man suddenly didn't respond as if he lost his soul.
If Zhou Ya hadn't seen that his chest was still rising and falling, she would have been almost frightened.
It is said that birth, old age, sickness and death are normal, but Zhou Ya has always been unable to see through them anyway.
Gu Jianghe didn't know how to comfort him, so he could only promise him that he would pay more attention and come to accompany the third master often.
……
Zhao Lei went to Shanghai not long after the summer vacation. When the school was about to start, he called out in the group, saying that Zhou Ya and the others should come over early, and then they would be familiarized with the environment.
Sun Yijun started school on September [-]th, so the two bought a train ticket together on September [-]rd and went to Shanghai.
Originally, Gu Jianghe said that he would go there with Zhou Ya, but Zhou Ya stopped him, saying that it was unnecessary.
He didn't go alone, he was accompanied by Sun Yijun.
And when they arrive in Shanghai, there will be someone to meet them.
Gu Jianghe knew in his heart that this was the case, but he was still a little ready to move.
Suffering from not finding a good excuse, I can only wait for the day to come.
When sending Zhou Ya to the station, he was still talking about it, saying that he should pay attention to his health and contact her if there is nothing to do.
As he spoke, he clicked his tongue again, and said worriedly, "Why don't I go with you? You wait, I'll buy a ticket..."
As he said that, he was about to go to the ticket office.
Zhou Ya was sitting on the seat in the waiting room, seeing his movements, her head was getting big, so she grabbed him, looked around, and made sure no one noticed her, then whispered: "You can save yourself a lot. Why don't you go with me? Sun Yijun will come over later and see you making trouble here, is it embarrassing?"
In this short period of time, he persuaded Gu Jianghe several times.
It's really a headache.
Gu Jianghe was not convinced, and said forcefully: "Why am I ashamed, whose child is going to study so far away, parents are not in a hurry?"
"..." Zhou Ya was speechless, "What kind of parent are you, what kind of parent are you?"
Gu Jianghe was extremely hurt when he heard the words, and complained bitterly: "You still called me mother before, but now I don't even count as your parents?"
He sighed and complained: "I know, if you have milk, you are a mother. You dislike me for having no milk. If you can't eat milk, you won't treat me as a mother."
As he spoke, he covered his chest, and looked at Zhou Ya with a resentful look on his face.
Zhou Ya: "???"
what's the matter with you
Still addicted to role-playing?
He couldn't laugh or cry, and wanted to scold Gu Jianghe, but in a daze, he saw Sun Yijun behind Gu Jianghe, with his mouth open in surprise, with an incredible expression on his face.
Zhou Ya: "..."
Hold.
This time I'm really going to die.
Sun Yijun may have played a big drama in his head.
Sun Yijun lived up to expectations. Of course, he made up some unspeakable things in his brain, and he almost wrote "Are you playing some strange play?" directly on his face.
Zhou Ya really couldn't wash herself off even if she jumped into the Yellow River.
He couldn't help but glared at Gu Jianghe, motioned him to shut up, and then greeted Sun Yijun.
Gu Jianghe was startled, and immediately turned his face to look behind him.
Sun Yijun looked at him without words, and said hello Gu Ge.
When Gu Jianghe heard Zhou Ya's shout, his heart skipped a beat.
I thought he probably didn't hear it?
Then seeing Sun Yijun's expression, it was confirmed.
Sure heard.
So Gu Jianghe was suddenly embarrassed.
Fortunately, he had a thick skin and forcibly ignored it, pretending that nothing happened just now.
He greeted Sun Yijun as if nothing had happened, then stood aside, pretending that he was a potted plant.
Sun Yijun came here alone, with a backpack on his back.
Hands are empty.
Zhou Ya asked strangely, "You just take this little thing?"
"I sent it before, and asked Zhao Lei to sign for me. I can just go to Zhao Lei's house to pick it up when I arrive in Shanghai," Sun Yijun explained, "Otherwise, if you have a large or small bag, you have to transfer several times, which is too troublesome."
Zhou Ya never expected to be able to do this, looking at the two suitcases in her hand and a bag on her back.
Suddenly silent.
Why didn't he also tell Zhao Lei to help him take over?
It's really inconvenient for him to change trains later.
Just when he was worried, Gu Jianghe approached him appropriately and said, "Yeah, it's inconvenient to carry so many things, why don't I go with you?"
"No," Zhou Ya looked at him expressionlessly, "you should give up on it."
Sun Yijun couldn't hold back, and interjected to ask Gu Jianghe: "Brother Gu, what are you doing with you? Accompanying you to study?"
Gu Jianghe had never thought of such an excuse before, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he was about to borrow a donkey to go uphill.
Zhou Ya's sharp eyes spotted his intentions, and before he could speak, he shattered his illusion: "I live in school."
After thinking about it, he added another sentence: "I won't see you when you come."
Gu Jianghe: "???"
Gu Jianghe was aggrieved: "Why."
Sun Yijun dryly said, "Because of love?"
Now, Zhou Ya, who is extremely sensitive to the word "love", looked at Sun Yijun warily.
or.
Let's kill him first.
To avoid future troubles.
It just happened to save him from worrying about gossiping with Snow White.
The author has something to say:
QAQ I hate menstrual period
It hurts and acne
And when it comes to menstrual period, I especially love pussy
I am a Buddha, please in my next life, don’t let me be a woman
On the day the bathroom was finished, Zhou Ya clamored to set off a firecracker in front of the door to celebrate.
Gu Jianghe waved his hand and said that he was right.
In the end, Zhou Ya added that he wanted to fire the cannon himself.
Gu Jianghe: "?"
He asked suspiciously, "Are you okay?"
Zhou Ya looked at him with contempt: "You can't."
He raised his chin again, and said arrogantly: "Brother Ya will show you what a real man is!"
So it finally came to this day, Gu Jianghe pulled a cloth belt at the bathroom door, and the two solemnly cut the belt with scissors, after which Zhou Ya turned around to light firecrackers.
He took an incense stick and asked Gu Jianghe to light it, then held it himself, and carefully stretched out his hand towards the firecracker.
Because he was really afraid that the firecrackers would blow himself up, before the cannons were lit, he retracted his hands nervously.
I went back and forth several times without lighting the firecrackers.
It also made Gu Jianghe laugh.
Gillian was also grinning there at first, seeing Gu Jianghe making fun of Zhou Ya, she immediately stood up and argued against Zhou Ya: "What are you laughing here, brother Xiao Ya is very safety-conscious! Safety is no small matter, do you understand? "
Gu Jianghe nodded seriously, and said in a long voice: "Oh~ so it is like this~ I thought it was my brother Ya who was afraid!"
"Could Brother Xiao Ya be someone who's afraid of shooting guns? Who do you look down on?" A-Jiao answered him solemnly with a suppressed smile.
The hand holding the incense trembled slightly, and Zhou Ya, who hadn't lit the firecrackers yet: "..."
He couldn't bear it anymore when the two people sang together, he turned his head and glared at Gu Jianghe: "If you push me any more, I will kill you within three days!"
Gu Jianghe: "?"
He tried to reason: "Why do you only target me?"
Gillian: "Because you are ugly."
Gu Jianghe refused to accept it, heyed, turned to Gillian, and said, "You little girl..."
Before I finished speaking, I was overwhelmed by the sound of firecrackers.
Zhou Ya didn't want to listen to their pressure, so after aiming in the direction, she simply gritted her teeth and closed her eyes, and poked Xiang Xiang there.
The sparks on the incense hit the fuse of the firecrackers, and there was a burst of crackling-the firecrackers were finally ignited.
The moment Zhou Ya heard the sound of the cannon, she immediately jumped back and ran away.
Gu Jianghe looked funny, reached out his hand to stop him, covered his ears with both hands, and said with a smile: "Why do you want to let him go if you are afraid of this?"
The gunfire was too loud, it was a terrific noise.
Gu Jianghe covered his ears again.
Zhou Ya only saw his lips moving, and had no idea what he was talking about.
So he shouted at the top of his voice, "What?!"
Gu Jianghe squinted and smiled, and said maliciously: "I said you are a fool."
As a result, the sound of firecrackers was so unbelievable that they turned off after his word "Say".
Zhou Ya clearly heard the words "You are a fool".
His face immediately darkened visibly to the naked eye.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Gu Jianghe immediately turned around and ran away.
He ran and shouted that it was a misunderstanding.
"I misunderstood your uncle! You have the ability to stop!"
The child had an expression on his face that if I didn't beat you to death today, your surname would not be Zhou. Whoever stands still at this time is a fool.
Of course Gu Jianghe ran faster.
Leaning on crutches, the old man leaned against the door, and shouted with a smile: "Be careful, don't run around and fall."
Laughing and laughing, he started coughing again.
Zhou Ya stopped immediately when she heard the sound, and looked at him worriedly.
The old man waved his hand: "It's all right, just cough twice."
Zhou Ya knew that it was not just about coughing.
The old man's health has indeed become worse and worse during this time.
His face is more aged.
Before, I used to lead the cows to run all over the mountain, but now I have to have a crutch to support me when I walk a few steps.
Visible to the naked eye, the whole person is aging rapidly.
Zhou Ya thought it might have something to do with Lao Niu.
Some time ago, when planting late rice, the old man had a whim and said that he wanted to plow a field.
He led the cattle and went to the field with the farming tools.
Before the land was plowed, the old cow suddenly fell down without warning.
A veterinarian was invited to see it, and they said that the old cow had reached the end of its lifespan.
Let them settle the old cow well and send it through this last journey.
After hearing this, the old man was silent for a long time, and finally turned his back and wiped away his tears.
When he turned around, he smiled at Zhou Ya and said that he should take Rhubarb back.
Zhou Ya was a little at a loss.
He has always been a little afraid of rhubarb, but at this time, his sadness has overshadowed his fear.
Gu Jianghe had already left with the veterinarian and was about to send him back.
Zhou Ya led the rhubarb rope, and together with the old man, they walked back into the house slowly.
Send rhubarb to the cowshed and prepare fodder for it.
After that, the old man said it was all right, and let Zhou Ya go on his own, and he would accompany Rhubarb.
Zhou Ya nodded. When she walked out of the cowshed, she thought about it, turned around again, and comforted the old man dryly, telling him not to be too sad.
The old man smiled and said yes.
But there was a sadness that couldn't be concealed in the smile.
After that day, the old man gradually became depressed.
The hair is graying faster, and the waist is getting more and more bent.
In this weather, the sun is still very hot.
The old man had already put on three pieces of clothes, and he still shivered from time to time.
Sometimes while talking, the old man suddenly didn't respond as if he lost his soul.
If Zhou Ya hadn't seen that his chest was still rising and falling, she would have been almost frightened.
It is said that birth, old age, sickness and death are normal, but Zhou Ya has always been unable to see through them anyway.
Gu Jianghe didn't know how to comfort him, so he could only promise him that he would pay more attention and come to accompany the third master often.
……
Zhao Lei went to Shanghai not long after the summer vacation. When the school was about to start, he called out in the group, saying that Zhou Ya and the others should come over early, and then they would be familiarized with the environment.
Sun Yijun started school on September [-]th, so the two bought a train ticket together on September [-]rd and went to Shanghai.
Originally, Gu Jianghe said that he would go there with Zhou Ya, but Zhou Ya stopped him, saying that it was unnecessary.
He didn't go alone, he was accompanied by Sun Yijun.
And when they arrive in Shanghai, there will be someone to meet them.
Gu Jianghe knew in his heart that this was the case, but he was still a little ready to move.
Suffering from not finding a good excuse, I can only wait for the day to come.
When sending Zhou Ya to the station, he was still talking about it, saying that he should pay attention to his health and contact her if there is nothing to do.
As he spoke, he clicked his tongue again, and said worriedly, "Why don't I go with you? You wait, I'll buy a ticket..."
As he said that, he was about to go to the ticket office.
Zhou Ya was sitting on the seat in the waiting room, seeing his movements, her head was getting big, so she grabbed him, looked around, and made sure no one noticed her, then whispered: "You can save yourself a lot. Why don't you go with me? Sun Yijun will come over later and see you making trouble here, is it embarrassing?"
In this short period of time, he persuaded Gu Jianghe several times.
It's really a headache.
Gu Jianghe was not convinced, and said forcefully: "Why am I ashamed, whose child is going to study so far away, parents are not in a hurry?"
"..." Zhou Ya was speechless, "What kind of parent are you, what kind of parent are you?"
Gu Jianghe was extremely hurt when he heard the words, and complained bitterly: "You still called me mother before, but now I don't even count as your parents?"
He sighed and complained: "I know, if you have milk, you are a mother. You dislike me for having no milk. If you can't eat milk, you won't treat me as a mother."
As he spoke, he covered his chest, and looked at Zhou Ya with a resentful look on his face.
Zhou Ya: "???"
what's the matter with you
Still addicted to role-playing?
He couldn't laugh or cry, and wanted to scold Gu Jianghe, but in a daze, he saw Sun Yijun behind Gu Jianghe, with his mouth open in surprise, with an incredible expression on his face.
Zhou Ya: "..."
Hold.
This time I'm really going to die.
Sun Yijun may have played a big drama in his head.
Sun Yijun lived up to expectations. Of course, he made up some unspeakable things in his brain, and he almost wrote "Are you playing some strange play?" directly on his face.
Zhou Ya really couldn't wash herself off even if she jumped into the Yellow River.
He couldn't help but glared at Gu Jianghe, motioned him to shut up, and then greeted Sun Yijun.
Gu Jianghe was startled, and immediately turned his face to look behind him.
Sun Yijun looked at him without words, and said hello Gu Ge.
When Gu Jianghe heard Zhou Ya's shout, his heart skipped a beat.
I thought he probably didn't hear it?
Then seeing Sun Yijun's expression, it was confirmed.
Sure heard.
So Gu Jianghe was suddenly embarrassed.
Fortunately, he had a thick skin and forcibly ignored it, pretending that nothing happened just now.
He greeted Sun Yijun as if nothing had happened, then stood aside, pretending that he was a potted plant.
Sun Yijun came here alone, with a backpack on his back.
Hands are empty.
Zhou Ya asked strangely, "You just take this little thing?"
"I sent it before, and asked Zhao Lei to sign for me. I can just go to Zhao Lei's house to pick it up when I arrive in Shanghai," Sun Yijun explained, "Otherwise, if you have a large or small bag, you have to transfer several times, which is too troublesome."
Zhou Ya never expected to be able to do this, looking at the two suitcases in her hand and a bag on her back.
Suddenly silent.
Why didn't he also tell Zhao Lei to help him take over?
It's really inconvenient for him to change trains later.
Just when he was worried, Gu Jianghe approached him appropriately and said, "Yeah, it's inconvenient to carry so many things, why don't I go with you?"
"No," Zhou Ya looked at him expressionlessly, "you should give up on it."
Sun Yijun couldn't hold back, and interjected to ask Gu Jianghe: "Brother Gu, what are you doing with you? Accompanying you to study?"
Gu Jianghe had never thought of such an excuse before, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he was about to borrow a donkey to go uphill.
Zhou Ya's sharp eyes spotted his intentions, and before he could speak, he shattered his illusion: "I live in school."
After thinking about it, he added another sentence: "I won't see you when you come."
Gu Jianghe: "???"
Gu Jianghe was aggrieved: "Why."
Sun Yijun dryly said, "Because of love?"
Now, Zhou Ya, who is extremely sensitive to the word "love", looked at Sun Yijun warily.
or.
Let's kill him first.
To avoid future troubles.
It just happened to save him from worrying about gossiping with Snow White.
The author has something to say:
QAQ I hate menstrual period
It hurts and acne
And when it comes to menstrual period, I especially love pussy
I am a Buddha, please in my next life, don’t let me be a woman
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