Grandpa doesn't eat your shit

The eldest son of Aunt Tofu's family is 19 years old this year. After graduating from junior high school, he found a job near his home.

So the family discussed building a house at home for his future marriage.

It was said to be built, and construction began immediately.

Before the summer vacation, they called the excavator to come over and dug a vacant lot.

Then start digging the foundation in full swing and make preparations.

When Zhou Ya heard that the house was built for Liu Qiao's marriage, she was taken aback for a moment.

It's not that there is nothing wrong with building a house for him, but have you started preparing for marriage at such a young age?

He asked Gu Jianghe if Aunt Tofu and the others were in too much of a hurry?

"It's nothing to worry about, it's just preparation. People in the country get married early and don't prepare the wedding room. What if he finds a partner next year? By then, there will be no house, and the girl's family may think that Uncle Liu's Not sincere enough." Gu Jianghe said to him while laying bricks.

Seeing that he had run out of the ones in his hand, Zhou Ya handed him another piece, and continued to ask: "But even if you find a partner next year, you can't get married, right? Isn't he not yet of legal age? I'm too anxious to build a wedding house Ah. And it may not be possible to find a partner next year, and the marriage will not be completed by then, so the wedding house will be old?"

"If you don't get married, don't decorate the house first, build it first, put it there, and decorate it when you have agreed." Gu Jianghe replied with a smile.

He answered Zhou Ya's first question again: "So what if you can't get a marriage certificate, get married first, and then get the certificate. It's a big deal, it's common. Even if he finds a wife tomorrow, it will still be a few years before the child goes to school." , by then it will be the age to obtain the certificate, and the household registration can still be registered.”

It also solved Zhou Ya's concern about Liu Qiao's child's household registration and education.

Gu Jianghe said that this is a common thing, but Zhou Ya has lived for more than ten years, and has never seen anyone around him like this before.

It's just a matter of local differences.

Zhou Ya reluctantly accepted this explanation, then couldn't help but think about it for a while, and asked again: "Then what if you get divorced before you get the certificate?"

"Then leave, and save the handling fee." Gu Jianghe replied casually.

Before Zhou Ya could ask, Gu Jianghe turned his head, looked at him, and jokingly said, "What's the matter, suddenly you are concerned about this, our brother Ya wants to get married?"

Zhou Ya originally wanted to say a lot of things, but the gossip got on her, so she quit immediately.

He rolled his eyes and stood up: "I miss you, you can do it yourself, I won't help."

After speaking, go inside the house.

Gu Jianghe still shouted with a smile behind him, saying to pour me a cup of tea.

Zhou Ya was very stubborn, and shouted without turning her head: "Don't fall!"

A manly man, he will do what he says.

If you say no to pouring water, you must not pour water!

So after a while, Zhou Ya came out with a pot of cut watermelon, put it on the table, and called Gu Jianghe with an awkward face: "Come out and wash your hands, eat watermelon."

Gu Jianghe tapped the bricks with a masonry knife, and said casually: "Wait a minute, I'll eat this half bucket of cement after I use it up."

Zhou Ya went in and saw that there was only half a bucket left.

So I took it over and said, let me come, you go to eat first.

Gu Jianghe raised his eyebrows: "Can you?"

Zhou Ya rolled her eyes: "I've seen it all."

Zhou Ya has been bathing in the room all the time, which is very troublesome.

Gu Jianghe discussed with him, and said that he might as well make a bathroom in front of the house.

Building a bathroom Zhou Ya raised her hands in agreement, and even said that she was building a toilet.

He really had lingering fears about the crumbling latrine, and he couldn't get used to it.

But he wanted to put it at the back of the house, and thought it would be weird to have a bathroom and toilet at the door.

Gu Jianghe disagreed, and explained to him that there is an open space in front of the house, but the area behind the house is not big enough, and the back hill is full of trees, many plants, and many snakes and insects.

At that time, he went into the bathroom and saw a snake raised its head and greeted him and asked him if he was afraid.

Zhou Ya: "..."

Just thinking about it makes my hair stand on end.

So out of desperation, he agreed to the idea of ​​building a bathroom in front of the house.

The material used to make the bathroom is made of tofu.

Can't say that it's a waste of time, it still costs money.

Aunt Tofu's family is building a house, and they have to buy everything from mud, rock, sand, bricks and cement.

Zhou Ya then asked if she could bring some for him.

The money is paid according to the price the driver said.

The main reason is that if he buys it alone, it is not easy to buy.

It doesn't seem like a thing for someone to drive a truck to deliver you a small cart of sand, right?

Aunt Tofu originally said that there was no need to charge money, but Zhou Ya didn't agree, and if she said no money, then I don't want it.

The two pushed back and forth, and finally let Zhou Ya give the money.

He originally planned to borrow the helper hired by Aunt Tofu's house for a day to help set up the bathroom.

Or later, it’s okay to come back after Aunt Tofu’s work is done, he’s not in a hurry.

In the end, Gu Jianghe agreed, saying that he would.

Zhou Ya: "? Why do you know everything?"

Gu Jianghe smiled flamboyantly: "Is your brother awesome?"

Zhou Ya: "..."

I wanted to boast, but now I can't.

Although it is said that the concrete floor in the house was pasted by Gu Jianghe, but the construction of the house and the floor are not always the same thing.

Although it was said that it was just a bathroom and there was no need to build a foundation, Zhou Ya still felt a little uneasy.

Repeatedly asked Gu Jianghe: "Are you sure you will? How about I go and ask Uncle Liu's little worker when he is free?"

Gu Jianghe was not happy anymore, he stopped his action of mixing cement, and turned his head to look at Zhou Ya in dissatisfaction: "Why do you distrust people so much?"

Zhou Ya felt a little embarrassed when he said that.

Scratching his face, he whispered no.

Then he explained: "After all, he is a professional."

Gu Jianghe: "Look at me."

Zhou Ya looked at him suspiciously: "?"

Gu Jianghe had a stinking face: "Did you see, the word genius is written on my face, so what about professionalism? I promise I can do better than them!"

Zhou Ya was speechless.

I can only go with him.

I thought it was just a place to take a bath anyway, even if it wasn't done well, as long as it could be used.

It turned out surprisingly well.

At least at first glance, it's quite deceptive.

Zhou Ya was bluffed anyway.

When he saw Gu Jianghe doing it there, he thought it was very simple.

This would blow Gu Jianghe away, and he took the bricks and started to build, only to find that it was not as simple as it seemed.

Gu Jianghe's brickwork is neat and tidy, and at a glance, it can heal obsessive-compulsive disorder.

And when Zhou Yalong was suffering from Parkinson's, her hands couldn't help shaking.

The hand trembled, and there was too much cement paste, and it fell to the ground.

Then when I put the bricks on, my hand shook again, bang, the bricks were crooked.

He built three bricks up, and the speed was so slow that Gu Jianghe probably made a row.

The slow speed is second, and the unevenness is the big problem.

At the first piece, Zhou Ya comforted herself, it was only one piece, and it was hard to tell.

All three pieces were put up, and it was suddenly ugly.

Zhou Ya squatted in this place, there was no wind, and the sun made him sweat profusely.

Seeing the good scene I made, I immediately wanted to commit suicide.

This is too ugly!

Zhou Ya howled in her heart, wanting to die.

After Gu Jianghe finished eating the melon, he came over.

I saw the three distinctive bricks at a glance, so I said, "Pfft."

Zhou Ya blushed, staring at the wall in front of her, embarrassed to turn her head away.

Gu Jianghe squatted next to him, tilted his head to look at him: "It's easy?"

Zhou Ya didn't speak.

Gu Jianghe laughed at him again: "You can see it at a glance?"

Zhou Ya wished she could find a hole to drill down.

Enough of Gu Jianghe's jokes, he grabbed Zhou Ya's paw with one hand, and said, "Come on, brother will teach you how to do it."

Say hold hands, really hold hands.

Zhou Ya didn't use any strength at all, and it was Gu Jianghe who moved there.

Gu Jianghe came over just after eating the iced watermelon, his palms were still cold.

Sticking it on the back of Zhou Ya's hand felt a little comfortable.

Zhou Ya was led by him, like a puppet, watching her hands move non-stop. After a while, she used up the last bit of cement at the bottom of the bucket and built two neat rows of bricks.

Gu Jianghe withdrew his hand after finishing, and then said in surprise: "Wow, Brother Ya is so good, he learned it so quickly, he is almost surpassing a genius!"

Zhou Ya was ashamed and funny, and turned her head to give him a look.

Then I couldn't help laughing out loud.

Seeing him looking at his face and smiling, Gu Jianghe asked strangely, "What's wrong with my face?"

Zhou Ya pointed to her left face, and replied with a smile, "You have a cement mark here."

As a result, his own hands were also dirty, and he pointed at his face, pointing out a streak of cement on his face.

Gu Jianghe smiled helplessly, raised his chin with one hand, and said softly: "Idiot, I made my face dirty, don't move, brother will wipe it clean for you."

Then he gently rubbed the place where Zhou Ya just poked the mark.

His warm fingertips slid across Zhou Ya's face, so close that Zhou Ya seemed to feel their breaths intertwined.

The chin was still pinched by Gu Jianghe, as if being molested.

Zhou Ya looked into Gu Jianghe's eyes.

His eyes reflected his own image.

He was dazed, and looked at the person in front of him with some faint anticipation.

Zhou Ya looked at his face close in front of her, feeling his gentle movements.

I can't help but feel a little suffocated.

Throat is a little tight.

He unconsciously licked his dry lips, staring at the serious Gu Jianghe in front of him.

Head full: can I kiss him?

As soon as this idea came out, Zhou Ya's whole body burned red.

are you crazy!What are you thinking!

Immediately, the two fingers that Gu Jianghe pinched his chin became scorching.

The place on his face where Gu Jianghe caressed him suddenly became sensitive, and the touch left a muscle memory, which made people feel at a loss.

Zhou Ya had a strong desire to escape, but her feet seemed to have taken root, and she was fixed in place, unable to move.

His back was stiff, and he looked at the eyes with fear and expectation.

So hard that my eyes lost focus.

These few seconds seemed as long as a whole century.

When Gu Jianghe finally let go and put his head back, Zhou Ya's face was as red as a tomato.

Gu Jianghe was obviously taken aback for a moment, and asked him, "Why is your face so red?"

He reached out to touch Zhou Ya's forehead again, but Zhou Ya quickly avoided it.

Vaguely said: "The sun is shining, it's too hot here."

Then hurriedly, as if fleeing for his life, he stumbled into the house.

He ran all the way back to the room, closed the door, locked it, then slid down the door with all his strength, and slumped on the ground.

Stare at the ceiling with your eyes empty.

There is only one voice in my heart, that is: "It's over."

It's over now, Gu Jianghe is going to kill someone.

He drew his legs up, hugged, and dug his head into his knees.

His face was hot, he tilted his head, and rubbed against his knees, trying to cool down.

Why do you have this idea.

And after having this idea, his first reaction was not to resist.

But "as expected".

Sure enough, I still had an attempt that I shouldn't have.

Zhou Ya bit her lower lip tightly, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

It's all Gu Jianghe's fault, he is courteous when he has nothing to do, and warm when he has something to do.

Okay now, something went wrong.

Gu Jianghe, you are a disaster!

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I want to change the update time to 6am

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