Grandpa doesn't eat your shit

Holding the test paper, Zhou Ya returned to the dormitory with a sad face, and saw Gu Jianghe sitting at his desk, reading the novel with great interest.

"Are you awake?" Zhou Ya asked casually, and then leaned over to take a look. It was a suspense novel written by Brother Duck.

He clicked his tongue: "how do you read this book, this book is not good-looking."

Gu Jianghe: "?"

He raised his eyebrows: "You still buy it if it doesn't look good?"

Zhou Ya spoke vigorously: "What's wrong with the book not being good? Is it his book that I love? It's him that I love!"

As he spoke, he waved his hand towards the bookshelf: "See, all the books are from the same author. You can see how deeply I love them!"

"Love is so deep, but I still can't wait for an update." Sun Yijun held the test paper, followed behind, and answered the sentence weakly.

He put the test papers on the table, slumped on the chair, stared at the ceiling, his eyes were blank: "Six test papers, and a bunch of homework. This holiday is destined not to be happy."

"You can try to love learning." Zhao Lei said, "If you enjoy learning, you will be happy."

Sun Yijun tilted his head and looked at him: "Then are you happy?"

Zhao Lei nodded: "I am very happy."

And pointed at Zhou Ya: "He is also very happy."

Zhou Ya: "?"

Sun Yijun looked at him again: "Are you happy?"

Zhou Ya met Zhao Lei's gaze, swallowed dryly, and said against her will, "Happy..."

Sun Yijun said quietly: "I hope you are really happy."

Naturally, there is no way to be happy when doing homework.

But when the results of the monthly exam came out, Zhou Ya was really happy.

And Sun Yijun can be called ecstasy.

Zhou Ya's English and math scores improved a lot on the Internet, and she jumped directly into the top five in the class.

That is No.5.

Ranked in the top twenty of the whole class.

Sun Yijun also did well in the exam, No. 12 in the class.

So much so that when the grades came out, his deskmate couldn't help asking him, saying that you copied it?

"You fart!" Sun Yijun immediately sprayed him, then threw out a lot of teaching materials in his schoolbag, and pointed, "You look through it! See what your grandpa grandpa has been up to for more than a month!"

Qu Yixian, Wang Houxiong, Wusan.Sun Yijun has been entangled with them in his dreams these days.

What kind of human suffering is this?

If he didn't dare to confront Zhao Lei, why would he immerse himself in his studies?

I don't have time to see the beautiful young lady after class, and my heart and eyes are all about studying.

Fly in the sea of ​​questions.

too bitter.

Fortunately, the harvest was beautiful.

When he returned to the dormitory, he hugged Zhao Lei's thigh, and looked up at Zhao Lei with lingering sorrow: "Great kindness and virtue, I will never forget it, brother Lei, I am your person in this life, and I will be your dead person in death. If you want to be a horse, you will let me go to the mountain of swords, but I will definitely not go to the frying pan."

Zhao Lei frowned: "Let go."

Sun Yijun: "Oh."

Even the disgusted expression is charming.

Exuding the brilliance of a top student, he is still the kind who can fly to the sky with chickens and dogs.

Zhou Ya couldn't help shaking when she heard this adjective.

He hurriedly said: "You are the chicken."

After thinking about it, dog is not a good adjective, so I added another sentence: "and dog."

Sun Yijun raised his fist resolutely: "As long as I can continue to maintain this result, I can be Princess Xiangxiang!"

Zhao Lei finally couldn't help looking sideways, and said in disgust, "You've insulted Xiang."

Zhou Ya: "Hahahahahahahahaha!!!"

After the cold dew, the weather suddenly cooled down without warning.

The first day she was sweating after running two laps in short-sleeves, but the next morning, Zhou Ya woke up shivering and freezing before dawn.

It felt like I was at home and forgot to close the windows when I went to sleep.

For a moment, he thought he was at home today and wanted to close the window.

One foot stepped out, and stepped on the air.

Almost fell off the bed.

He was sobered up by a sudden shock, and then he realized that he was still in the dormitory.

The window of the bedroom balcony was also closed, but the whistling wind could be heard outside.

I feel cold when I hear it.

Seeing that the wind was really strong, Zhou Ya was afraid that the clothes would be blown away, so she stomped to the balcony, intending to put away the clothes.

Then the face was blown unconscious.

As soon as the balcony door was opened, the wind came in. The few people in the dormitory shivered in their sleep.

Luo Guang was the closest to the window. Zhou Ya finished collecting his clothes and came in. Before the door could be closed, he had already woken up from the cold.

He asked Zhou Ya in a daze, "Ya, why is the air conditioner so cold? Turn up the temperature."

"Turn on the air conditioner." Zhou Ya piled the clothes on her chair, and rubbed her arms while returning to him, "The temperature outside has dropped, and I almost froze to death. You should put the quilt on."

After speaking, he quickly climbed up and got himself into the bed.

He was still shaking when he entered the bed.

Feeling sleepy, Luo Guang groaned weakly, but he didn't know if he heard it clearly.

Zhou Ya didn't bother to care anymore, she closed her eyes and fell asleep.

When it was morning, the alarm clock rang at five o'clock, waking him up.

He hurriedly sat up from the bed, then looked down, saw the chair full of clothes, and then slowly came back to his senses.

Dry!It's not a dream!

Zhou Ya didn't bring long sleeves and a jacket here, and at first she thought it would take a while for the temperature to cool down.

Who knew that the cold snap would come as soon as it was said.

Sun Yijun didn't bring any clothes, and the two of them trembled all the time on the way to school, trembling when they spoke.

Along the way, there were quite a few idiots wearing short-sleeves like them, all trembling, with their heads stuck, wishing they could huddle themselves into a ball.

Luo Guang and Zhao Lei live close together, so it's okay. Their parents sent their clothes to the school when they went to self-study in the morning.

Zhou Ya watched Luo Guang walk out of the classroom, went to the school gate to get clothes, and sent a message to Gu Jianghe while shaking, saying that he was dying of cold.

Gu Jianghe didn't wake up at all at this point.

Zhou Ya was in despair.

Wait for Gu Jianghe to wake up before bringing the clothes over.

He wouldn't have frozen to death here, could he?

Fortunately, Snow White is kind-hearted.

When he came back, he was wearing a coat and threw one to Zhou Ya.

Zhou Ya hurriedly caught it. At this moment, tears welled up in her eyes, and she wished she could call "Princess Chitose Chitose Chitose Chitose Chitose Chitose".

The princess ignored him, and after throwing it to him, put another one on Sun Yijun's head.

Sun Yijun pulled down his clothes, hugged them, looked at Zhao Lei, almost like looking at his parents again, and said excitedly, "Brother Lei~"

"Don't bark," Zhao Lei interrupted him indifferently, "Don't get your clothes dirty, wear them well."

Zhao Lei's clothes were still too big, and Zhou Ya had to pull up the sleeves a little bit.

The advantage is that when you pull down the sleeves when you are cold, you can completely cover your hands.

Forget the gloves.

After Zhou Ya put on her clothes, she immediately sent another message to Gu Jianghe, saying that she already had clothes, so he didn't need to send them over.

Remind him to be careful not to catch a cold.

I was worried about the old man when it was over, so I called the old man immediately after class and asked him to add clothes so as not to freeze.

Don't go out in cold weather, the grass in front of the house is enough for rhubarb to eat.

The old man agreed, saying to let him rest assured.

After explaining everything, Zhou Ya felt a little relieved.

Then I found myself reassuring too soon.

I don't know how the family is doing well, anyway, all four of them in the dormitory have caught a cold.

During class, when the teacher spoke, they started sneezing one by one.

Occasionally play four together.

That voice was quite loud.

The teacher made me want to laugh, so I stopped writing, turned to look at them, and asked, "Where are the four of you doing a symphony?"

Luo Guang looked like a frost-beaten eggplant, and his mouth was not idle, and he said, "The quartet is here, and I will make a music for you."

Until the weekend, the cold in this dormitory is still not healed.

The temperature has not risen, the sun has not been out for several days, there are many clouds, but there is no rain.

Zhou Ya obediently packed the umbrella and toilet paper in the bag, and then, together with Sun Yijun, sniffing, wrapped in the warm coat from Zhao Lei, walked to the station.

When they arrived at the town, Gu Jianghe was already waiting there.

From a distance, I saw Zhou Ya with a red nose, swollen eyes, a tired face, and an ill-fitting dress.

Looking haggard.

At first glance, I thought he was crying.

When Zhou Ya walked to the car and opened the door to come in, Gu Jianghe glanced at him and found that his nose was broken.

He reached out and touched the broken skin on Zhou Ya's nose, and said distressedly, "Why is the nose broken?"

Zhou Ya waved her hand and said sickly, "Don't touch it, it's dirty."

He gasped again and said, "I don't want to either. I rubbed my nose too much, and it hurts."

When he spoke, he still had a strong nasal voice, and his voice was a little hoarse.

Gu Jianghe couldn't help laughing: "Your voice sounds older than mine."

Zhou Ya glared at him weakly.

He was already a little better in the morning, but his nose was still a little runny, and he didn't sneeze anymore.

As a result, I came all the way from the city by car, and a girl with motion sickness opened the window in the car.

It’s not easy for Zhou Ya to ask people to close the windows. He is getting motion sickness. What should he do if he vomits in the car after closing it?

I can only endure it.

Then endured all the way, the mountain wind howled, making Zhou Ya's bones feel cold.

In fact, the girl only opened a little seam for ventilation, but she couldn't stand the car and was running.

The wind squeezed in from that gap and blew straight at Zhou Ya's face.

Not long after scratching, Zhou Ya started sneezing again.

Maybe it was because he sneezed too loudly. The girl was a little worried, so she asked him hesitantly, saying how about I close the window?

Zhou Ya refused, saying it's okay and leave me alone.

Then, I brought a whole roll of paper when I went out, and there was only one paper tube left when I got off the car.

When I sneeze, my eyes start to feel uncomfortable and swollen, my throat feels dry and itchy, and my lips are also very dry.

Then there was another sneeze, Zhou Ya opened her mouth and sneezed out, and then her mouth split open.

Pain to tears.

Zhou Ya covered her mouth and didn't dare to sneeze forcefully again.

After finally getting out of the car, I felt dizzy.

Feeling a tight pain in her head, Zhou Ya suspected that she had a runny nose and a lack of water in her brain.

Gu Jianghe was funny when he heard what he said, but he didn't know where to laugh.

He watched Zhou Ya leaning crookedly on the seat, her face was pale, her mouth was blue, but there were two abnormal flushes on her cheeks.

For a while, I felt distressed and worried.

He stopped the car, gave him a hand, and reached out to his side to help him adjust the seat down.

Zhou Ya grabbed his hand the moment he reached out, and asked blankly, "Why?"

After Gu Jianghe moved his seat down, he let out an oh, understood, and was about to retract his hand.

Gu Jianghe didn't give in, he frowned and grabbed Zhou Ya's hand, it was cold.

"Why is it so cold?" Gu Jianghe put his hand into his own and rubbed it.

"Blow it," Zhou Ya really didn't have the strength to move, let him go, and said casually, "My feet are even colder, and I can't feel the existence of them anymore. Please help me see, are my feet still there?"

Gu Jianghe was worried, but at the same time was made to laugh. He pretended to look at it, and said in surprise, "No feet! Brother Ya, where are your feet?!"

Zhou Ya rolled her eyes lazily: "It's your arm."

Gu Jianghe laughed muffledly, his shoulders twitching.

When he felt that the paws in his hands were finally warmed up, he let go, put them back in his pocket, and said, "When it gets cold again, you can put it on the outlet of the air conditioner and blow it."

Zhou Ya hummed, and then saw Gu Jianghe lower his head.

In the next second, his feet were picked up and placed on his lap.

Zhou Ya was shocked: "What are you doing!"

Gu Jianghe showed him what he wanted to do with actions.

He took off Zhou Ya's shoes and socks, put the sole of his foot in the palm of his hand, and covered it with the other hand.

That movement was so strange no matter how it looked, Zhou Ya's face turned red, and she stopped her feet quickly.

Didn't move.

Gu Jianghe tugged very tightly, and frowned: "Don't move around."

"Don't," Zhou Ya felt uncomfortable all over, "it will warm up by itself in a while, don't worry about it."

"It's like ice cubes, what a fart in a while." Gu Jianghe didn't listen at all, and continued to hold his hands.

While clutching his feet, he was chattering with Zhou Ya, what if you don't pay attention when you are young, you will know suffering when you are old.

What is the coldness to the bone, old rheumatism and cold legs.

Zhou Ya felt ashamed of his behavior, and disliked him for talking too much, just like the aunts who share old Chinese medicine with their circle of friends.

Dumbfounding.