Grandpa doesn't eat your shit

During the period after Zhou Ya came to the countryside, she got up in the morning to chop firewood to feed the chickens, and then dried the millet in the grain drying field all day long. When the sun went down, she collected the millet and came back to take a shower, wash clothes and sleep.

Apart from having to go to the entrance of the village to fetch water every other day or two, there is basically nothing else, just the two points of the valley and the house.

After the millet is finished drying, it is even more leisurely.

The signal at home is not good, and it is not fun to play with a mobile phone. There is no signal for a while, and there is no signal for a while.

Previously, Zhou Ya spent sixty or seventy yuan on phone bills a month, and the traffic was enough.

On the second day after coming here, he called the mobile company and canceled his monthly data package and a bunch of miscellaneous packages.

I didn't have much money in the first place, so I couldn't afford to use it like this.

There is only an old-fashioned TV set at home, the sound is muffled, and the picture is snowy and distorted for a while.

Zhou Ya felt even more aggrieved looking at it.

Besides, he occupies the TV set, so the old man has no entertainment facilities.

So Zhou Ya didn't watch TV at all.

Finally ushering in the first day without sunning the millet, Zhou Ya sat on the stone pier at the door, staring at the shadows of the trees and stared blankly all morning.

There was also the babbling sound of Huangmei Opera played by the old man in the room.

It sounds drowsy.

Zhou Ya leaned against the wall, accidentally fell asleep, and almost fell off the stone pier, so she sat up in a jerk.

The old man saw him lazily yawning through the window, so he asked him if he wanted to come in and watch the play.

"It's pretty." The old man said with a smile.

"Farewell," Zhou Yajing thanked Bumin, and immediately refused, "I think this day is pretty good."

That being said, after lunch, the old man was about to take a nap, and Zhou Ya couldn't sit still.

He sat on the edge of the bed, twisting left and right, as if sitting on pins and needles.

In the end, I couldn't help standing up, walked around the room a few times, and finally greeted the old man, saying that I went out to play.

The old man was lying down, but when he heard this, he half sat up again and asked him where he was going.

"If you don't go anywhere, just go to the entrance of the village to have fun." Zhou Ya replied.

After thinking about it, he added another sentence: "I'll go to Gu Jianghe's store to have a look, and if you need anything, call me."

After finishing speaking, he was worried, and knocked on the door of the old man's room, which was not closed at all, before poking his head inside, and said, "How do you know? I taught you, just press and hold 1, the top button on the left .”

The old man still used an old-fashioned push-button mobile phone, and Zhou Ya was shocked when she first saw it.

He really hasn't seen this kind of mobile phone for many years, but the aunt who dried beans before said that most of the old people in the village use this kind of mobile phone.

It is said that the eyesight is bad and the screen cannot be seen clearly, but the mobile phone with the buttons can at least feel it.

After thinking about it, Zhou Ya took the old man's mobile phone to study for a long time, found the setting of the speed dial, and immediately set the shortcut key 1 for her own number.

It is also impossible for him to be beside the old man 24 hours a day, but the old man is old, and he is not in good health, and he is half deaf and half blind. What if something happens to him while he is away?

So I told the old man that you have to take your mobile phone with you wherever you go, and if you have something to call him, just press 1.

I was also worried that the old man would not be able to figure it out, so I practiced with him several times.

The old man was relieved when he heard that he was only going to Gu Jianghe, and said, "I know, I know, what can I do, let's go and play."

After speaking, he lay down and went back.

Zhou Ya emphasized again that she had to make a phone call, but the old man thought he was noisy, so he waved his hand and said to go quickly, so he left.

……

Zhou Ya didn't really want to find Gu Jianghe, mainly because he had no choice.

If it was too far away from the village, he was worried that something would happen to the old man and he would not be able to come back in time.

If he just stayed in the village, he didn't know what to do.

The village is only that big, if you fart in the east, you can hear it in the west.

Zhou Ya's identity is naturally not a secret, it has been spread for a long time.

Every time Zhou Ya went out and met someone, she could feel that they were looking at her, and then she would get together and chat about something.

It doesn't necessarily have any bad intentions, or talking bad things about him.

But being looked at like that is very uncomfortable.

It feels like some kind of magical animal, to be surrounded by people.

At least Gu Jianghe didn't look at him with the eyes of a polar bear in Antarctica. Although that person's mouth is not very flattering, judging from the incident where Zhou Ya twisted his waist last time, he can still be considered a good person.

And he even rubbed his own waist, without the clothes, rounding it off, it can be regarded as a skin-to-skin relationship.

After all, we are still acquaintances, right?

So Zhou Ya, who was so idle at home, decided to visit an acquaintance.

Then I found that the door of the "acquaintance" was open, but the person didn't know where he went.

Zhou Ya walked in, found no one, and looked at the door again. The pickup truck was still parked at the door, so it was not a purchase.

Where did that man go?

He went to the backyard to look around, but saw no one. The only living thing was a big fish in the tank.

Zhou Ya: "?"

He walked to the stairs and called upstairs: "Gu Jianghe?"

No one answered.

Instead, the fish in the water tank patted its tail and made a splashing sound.

Zhou Ya: "?"

He thought inappropriately, maybe Gu Jianghe has turned into a fish?

As soon as the idea came out, he was thrown away.

Gu Jianghe turned into a fish?What kind of fish is that?Piranha?

too frightening.

Zhou Ya yelled several times to the upstairs and the backyard, but no one answered.

It is estimated that Gu Jianghe has something to go out temporarily?Zhou Ya thought to herself.

Although it is said here... it should be said that the folk customs are simple?He saw that the old man never closed the door when he went to bed at noon. He said that it was all right and there would be no thieves. He only closed the door at night, and he was still worried that other animals would crawl in at night.

Totally defenseless.

But Zhou Ya still couldn't help being speechless in her heart, Gu Jianghe was too big-hearted, it was more or less a shop, and he ran out without closing the door.

Zhou Ya went to the counter and took a look. Come on, not only was the door unlocked, but even the cash register drawer was unlocked.

There is no surveillance in the store, and Zhou Ya has not seen any surveillance cameras in the village.

This meant that he hadn't met any bad guys, otherwise he wouldn't even know who did it if someone stole all his money.

He rolled his eyes speechlessly, helped Gu Jianghe close the drawer, and then sat down on Gu Jianghe's reclining chair.

Thinking about helping Gu Jianghe guard the store for a while, waiting for him to come back.

Then it lasted for two or three hours.

Zhou Ya played until the phone ran out of battery, and hadn't seen anyone from Gu Jianghe yet.

It may be because his shop is at the entrance of the village, unlike Zhou Ya's house, which is further inside.

There is a small hill behind Zhou Yawu, and not far in front of it is a mountain that is much larger than the small hill behind. Once the two hills are blocked, squatting in the middle of the house will have no signal.

However, Gu Jianghe's store is quite open in the front, back, left, and right sides, and the mountains are still a short distance away from him.

So the signal here is better than Zhou Ya's.

Zhou Ya took out her mobile phone to check the time, but when she saw a signal, she started playing, and lost the time as soon as she played.

He didn't react until the phone was prompted to charge, and he saw that it had been so long.

Zhou Ya looked at the time, dumbfounded.

Where did Gu Jianghe go?On this hot day, it takes several hours to disappear.

At this moment, Zhou Ya imagined a lot of things that might happen to Gu Jianghe.

The mountains are high and the water is deep, and there are few people. If something happens to Gu Jianghe, no one will know.

If he climbed up the mountain, one of them accidentally fell down... I'm afraid he will be rotten when he finds out.

On a hot day, Zhou Ya was forced into a cold sweat by her own brain power.

He suddenly got a jolt, remembering that Gu Jianghe lied to himself that his own father had drowned in the well before, and now his brain froze even more.

His fingers were stiff, and he rolled down from the recliner in a panic, and was about to run out in a stagger.

Because he was restless and his movements were a little loud, there was a burst of ping-pong-pong.

Zhou Ya didn't have time to worry about it, her head was full of the scene of Gu Jianghe soaking in the well, and she couldn't breathe.

He had just walked around the counter, accidentally bumped into it, and was about to run out, when a lazy voice suddenly came from behind, saying: "What are you doing? In such a hurry, you stole my money and asked for it." Run away?"

Zhou Ya was startled by the sudden sound, turned her head suddenly, and saw Gu Jianghe standing behind him, with one hand still on the handrail of the stairs, obviously just came down from the stairs.

Gu Jianghe was wearing a racerback vest and beach shorts on his lower body. He was wrinkled, with a sleepy face, flushed from just waking up.

Zhou Ya looked at him like this: "?"

He was surprised and confused for a moment: "Where did you come from?"

Gu Jianghe: "?"

Gu Jianghe laughed: "I should ask you this. You came to my house to ask me where I came from? Children, turn against customers?"

Zhou Ya was still a little dazed and didn't react at all, he looked at the door and then at the back door, and finally looked at Gu Jianghe, and said blankly: "But I have been staying at your house all afternoon, and I didn't see you coming in. "

"Oh," Gu Jianghe said, "It's normal that I didn't see me coming in, because I didn't go out all day today."

As he spoke, he pointed upstairs: "I'm sleeping upstairs."

Then he asked Zhou Ya: "Stay at my house for an afternoon...do you need me?"

Zhou Ya: "..."

He was speechless: "Are you sleeping upstairs?"

Gu Jianghe said calmly: "Yeah."

Zhou Ya: "Then I just yelled several times and you didn't agree?"

Gu Jianghe: "?"

Gu Jianghe: "Call me? Didn't hear you."

Seeing that Zhou Ya's eyes gradually narrowed, with a murderous look on her face, he said leisurely again: "Maybe I slept too hard, you should shout louder next time."

"How about using a trumpet to shout into your ear?" Zhou Ya looked at him indifferently.

"Not much," Gu Jianghe grinned, "It's nothing to call me deaf, do you have money to pay me?"

Zhou Ya: "..."

you are vicious.

Haven't you heard that you don't slap someone in the face when you hit someone, and you don't expose your faults when you swear?

Gu Jianghe really has no morals.