Grandpa doesn't eat your shit

Zhou Ya originally thought that Gu Jianghe was here to pick him up and go to his house, but the pickup truck passed by his store without stopping, and went directly to Zhou Ya's house.

He couldn't help but let out a "huh".

"I'm going to eat at your house," Gu Jianghe explained, "Your grandfather knows you're coming back today, so he's waiting for you at home after getting some food."

When he was about to get home, he saw the door of his house was open, and the old man was standing at the door and looking around.

Seeing the pickup truck coming, he immediately smiled and went back to the house.

Zhou Ya got out of the car, walked in, and saw the old man serving rice with a bowl.

He filled a bowl, then picked up another bowl, Zhou Ya quickly stopped: "Don't leave it alone, I will do it myself."

The old man grinned, walked to the table with a smile, and called him, "Sit, sit."

There is nothing to be polite in your own home.

Zhou Ya filled a large bowl of rice, handed it to Gu Jianghe, and made some for herself.

Gu Jianghe took the bowl, and when he sat down, he saw the little rice in his hand, and said with a smile, "Why do you just eat this little? Are you feeding the cat?"

Zhou Ya didn't really have much appetite, and he would feel a little nauseous when he came all the way by the car.

He made up a reason, saying that he ate bread in the car.

Gu Jianghe just revealed the story, and told him that he would come back during the day next time. It was so late, and he was afraid it would be unsafe.

Zhou Yaxin said that even if you told me to come back at night, I wouldn't come here, it was terrible.

Zhou Ya felt sleepy after being exhausted all the way.

After eating, he forced Gu Jianghe to go out, and was about to go back to the house when he suddenly remembered, "Where's Xiao Huang?"

"It's still at my house," Gu Jianghe replied, "I'll bring it over tomorrow."

Zhou Ya nodded: "OK."

Then he waved his hand towards Gu Jianghe and said, "Then be careful on the road, bye."

After Gu Jianghe left, he took another casual bath, but he didn't even have the strength to pour the bath water, so he fell directly on the bed and fell unconscious.

When I woke up again, the rooster started crowing outside.

Zhou Ya rubbed her eyes and went out, first poured out the bath water, and then hugged the clothes to wash, but the old man saw it and ran out in a hurry, saying: "Leave it alone, I will wash it later."

Said that this would have to grab the basin from Zhou Ya.

Naturally, it was impossible for Zhou Ya to let him snatch the things in his hand, so she moved away as soon as she turned around, and said strangely: "Why, what do you want you to wash?"

"You go to read, go to read," the old man said with a smile, "I will do these things, and you just study hard."

Zhou Ya: "..."

He figured it out.

So also more speechless.

Putting down the basin, he pushed the old man into the house, and said with a black face: "I beg you to be old, go and do your work, and leave me alone, washing clothes will not delay my study."

There is one more thing I didn't say: With his grades, how much difference does it make if there is no delay?

But these words can't be said, otherwise if they reach Gu Jianghe's ears, they will definitely be said explicitly and implicitly for several days.

Zhou Ya thought that Gu Jianghe's so-called "surprise" was to pick him up last night, but when he came back after tossing by the river, he found that Gu Jianghe was sitting on the threshold of his house waiting, so he realized that today was the "surprise" of.

He asked Zhou Ya to take the bag and climbed up the mountain together.

There are wild loquat trees on the mountain, which Gu Jianghe had seen before.

The fruit on top is heavy, yellow-orange, very attractive to look at.

Zhou Ya watched under the tree, feeling a little hungry.

Ask Gu Jianghe how to pick it, Gu Jianghe said to climb up.

Zhou Ya: "Climb up?"

He looked at Gu Jianghe suspiciously: "Who climbed?"

Gu Jianghe smiled at him, and he knew something was wrong.

Turn around and run immediately.

After running two steps, Gu Jianghe caught him, and said with a smile, "What are you running, Brother Ya?"

"Let go!" Zhou Ya fluttered her arms and legs, struggling to run away, and yelled, "I won't crawl! It's so stupid, don't even think about it!"

Reluctantly, the disparity in strength was a bit big, so Gu Jianghe half-hugged and half-dragged him to the bottom of the tree, then supported his creaking nest, lifted him up, and directly lifted him up the tree for Zhou Ya.

Zhou Ya: "???"

He hugged the tree waist and looked down at Gu Jianghe in horror: "Did you fucking eat spinach as Popeye?!"

More than 100 catties, you fucking lift it up? !

Zhou Ya wanted to go on, but Gu Jianghe refused.

Just as he stretched his feet down, Gu Jianghe supported his buttocks with one hand, and supported him back up.

Zhou Ya was pushed up by him, so excited that she jumped up several steps, protecting her delicate buttocks, she was ashamed and annoyed: "What are you doing!!!! Are you playing hooligans!!!!"

Gu Jianghe raised his hands above his head and said with a smile, "No, no more."

Then he raised his chin and signaled, "Go and pick it!"

He looked like he wouldn't let him get off.

Zhou Ya almost made his liver hurt with anger.

who!Surprise is forcing people to climb trees? !

He reluctantly picked the fruit and threw it at Gu Jianghe's head. Gu Jianghe quickly reached out to take it, and said helplessly, "Brother Ya..."

Ya Ge looked at him with indifference.

He sighed, stood up straight, and said, "Come on, smash it until you enjoy it."

Zhou Ya: "..."

Doggy!

It must have been intentional!

What he did like this made Zhou Ya feel like he was bullying others.

Obviously being bullied by Gu Jianghe!

Zhou Ya turned her back, and picked the loquat angrily, while roaring in her heart.

He didn't deliberately hit Gu Jianghe anymore.

He turned around and didn't see it. Gu Jianghe couldn't help laughing as he watched his movements.

After picking most of the bag of loquats, the two went down the mountain and went back.

Zhou Ya has never eaten loquat, so she doesn't know what is ripe and what is not.

He saw that the outside of the fruit was yellow, so he thought he could eat it.

I took it home, peeled it off and took a bite, it was so sour that my teeth almost fell out.

Zhou Ya frowned, poohed out the loquat, and howled, "What!!!"

Gu Jianghe was still washing his hands there, when he heard the voice, he poked his head out and asked him, "What's wrong?"

With a dazed look on his face.

Zhou Ya would really be pissed off by him.

He picked up a loquat, walked over, and stuffed it into Gu Jianghe's mouth.

As soon as the tip of Gu Jianghe's tongue touched it, he wanted to push it out.

Zhou Ya quickly covered his mouth with her hands, and threatened him viciously: "Eat it!"

Gu Jianghe: "???"

He just had a headache.

The two looked at each other for a moment, Zhou Ya finally let go, looked at him expressionlessly, and said, "Okay, throw up."

Then I couldn't hold back, and stepped on him angrily: "Let you play me!"

Not to mention forcing him to climb the tree, it took half a day of energy, and the fruit he picked was still inedible.

This guy Gu Jianghe is a typical example of not hitting the house for three days!

Gu Jianghe has a hard time to say, he has a conscience of heaven and earth, he really didn't want to cheat Zhou Ya.

At least this time he didn't think about it.

Before Zhou Ya left, she was always worried about the third master next week, saying that he was not at home, and the third master would not even use water.

In fact, it is unfounded to worry about the sky. The third master has lived by himself for so long, so why would he suddenly disappear and no one can survive.

But in order to make him feel at ease, Gu Jianghe promised him that he would come and take care of the third master.

Then that day, when he came to fetch water for the third master, he met the third master pushing a cart to go out, and asked him what he was doing, saying that he was going up the mountain to collect firewood.

Gu Jianghe sighed and followed him up the mountain.

After picking up and preparing to go down the mountain, I saw this loquat tree.

As soon as Gu Jianghe's eyes lit up, he grabbed the third master and asked if this loquat can be eaten?

The third master looked in that direction, nodded, and said with a smile: "It's delicious, sweet!"

Gu Jianghe thought that the third master had already tasted it, so he wrote down the location, thinking that when Zhou Ya came back, he would bring him to pick the fruit.

The result was an oolong.

Gu Jianghe cried out: "This is the third master cheating me!"

The old man who was boiling water heard his name and shouted from inside the room: "What's wrong? Why are you calling me?"

"Why not! You are busy!" Gu Jianghe shouted at the top of his voice.

Then he looked at Zhou Ya with a bitter face: "Brother Ya, can you forgive me? I really didn't mean it."

Zhou Ya pointed to a table of loquats and asked him, "What about these?"

How could Gu Jianghe know what to do, just throw it away?

I can't really eat it.

Sour is the next best thing, I'm afraid there will be problems after eating.

He looked left and right, suddenly thought, and said, "Plant before burying the house?"

Anyway, I have to throw it away, what if it grows out?

Zhou Ya thinks so.

So the two of them went back to the house and took a shovel and a hoe to dig a hole. Just as they were about to bury it, Zhou Ya stopped him suddenly and said to wait.

Then he hugged the loquat, went back to the house in a hurry, and took out a piece of cloth.

Gu Jianghe: "?"

What is this for?

Then I watched Zhou Ya choose some good-looking ones, place them on the cloth, find the angle, and take a few photos.

Also carefully selected a beautiful filter.

Gu Jianghe: "???"

Looking at this series of actions, he couldn't help asking: "What are you doing?"

"Take a picture!" Zhou Ya answered casually while scrolling through the photo.

...Of course I know you are taking pictures, but why are you taking pictures?

Before he could ask, Zhou Ya opened WeChat and sent the most beautiful picture he had just selected to a group.

Gu Jianghe: "???"

Confused.

Zhou Ya sent photos to the dormitory group, and asked the rest of them if they would eat loquat.

Luo Guang was the first to appear, and asked repeatedly: "Where did you come from? It looks so beautiful!"

Before Zhou Ya could answer, Sun Yijun popped up: "...This may not be edible? @打心莫仙 is not mature yet, you are so cruel and crippled loquat? It is worthy of being Zhaxin Moxian, ruthless and merciless. .”

Zhou Ya: "?"

Only then did he realize that the group name had been changed to Moxianbao again.

I was speechless for a moment: "Who changed my note?"

Then he typed: "Sun Yijun, you just have to see if I beat you up or not after I go back."

Before he could finish typing, Zhao Lei appeared.

Mo Xian Lu Wan: "I changed it."

Zhou Ya: "..."

He silently deleted that line, and then typed it again: "It's really nice."

Click to send.

Then he turned his head, looked blankly at Gu Jianghe who was watching him chatting with relish, and said indifferently: "What are you looking at, go bury the loquat."

Throwing the loquat into the dug pit, Gu Jianghe took the shovel and filled it up with the soil. Zhou Ya went to the pit again, jumped a few times, tamped it, and then clapped his hands, and went back to the house to put down the things .

Look again, the group chatted.

Sun Yijun went back early this morning, and he has already arrived home, and he is sending everyone a photo of his dog in the group, saying: "I just came back, and he knew it from a long way away, so he came to pick me up. "

Luo Guang scolded him enviously, saying that the dog is not smart at all.

Sun Yijun was not happy about this, saying that my dog ​​is the smartest and cutest in the world.

Zhou Ya: "?"

I haven't spoken yet!Racing dogs?Who doesn't have a dog anymore? !

So he looked at Gu Jianghe in a blink of an eye and said, "Hold Xiao Huang."

Gu Jianghe, who was feeding Xiao Huang with rice: "?"

He was surprised: "Why?"

Zhou Ya frowned: "Don't worry, hold on!"

I'm in a hurry for a beauty pageant!

Gu Jianghe hugged the dazed Xiao Huang with a dazed face.

Both looked at Zhou Ya blankly.

Zhou Ya clicked, and after taking the picture, she retouched the picture carefully before posting it to the group, with a low-key sentence: "I think my dog ​​is more handsome."

The group was silent for a while, but it was Sun Yijun who broke the silence and said hesitantly, "...Which one are you talking about?"

Luo Guang and his news appeared almost at the same time: "Damn! Your brother is handsome again!"

At this time, Zhao Lei came late.

With a picture of his little pig.

Zhuzhu squatted on the bay window, looking noble and glamorous.

Under the body is a white cushion, fluffy, the same color as its fur, almost blending into one.

There is also a red silk scarf around its neck. If you look carefully, there is a small pearl on the silk scarf.

Zhou Ya: "..."

Sun Yijun: "..."

Luo Guang: "..."

Zhao Lei: "Princess Xiangxiang."

Zhou Ya: "..."

Sun Yijun: "..."

Luo Guang: "..."

This is the end of the pet competition.