Grandpa doesn't eat your shit

The cafeteria is very large, but only four corners are air-conditioned, which is not enough.

Zhou Ya searched for a long time, but couldn't find a good place to rub the air conditioner.

Just sit down in the middle.

After all, it was still a hot day, and the air conditioner was not blowing. After a meal, people were sweating all over.

Walking all the way back from the cafeteria, the sweat was blown half dry by the wind again.

Zhou Ya felt a little sticky and uncomfortable.

Looking back at the dormitory, Sun Yijun and Zhao Lei were really gone.

On Zhao Lei's bed, there was an extra mosquito net that had already been made.

White gauze.

It looks very clean.

Zhou Ya looked at his mosquito net, then at her gaudy mosquito net, and couldn't help cursing Gu Jianghe in her heart.

What kind of Jaguar stuff did he buy? His mosquito net looks tacky by comparison.

Luo Guanglu answered a phone call, followed Zhou Ya in, and said to the phone with a smile: "I won't play anymore, you can play by yourself."

The other person didn't know what to say, he laughed and cursed: "Fuck your mother."

He touched his nose again: "Well, I have to go to your sister-in-law later, the old horse has been detained by her, can I not be a hero to save the beauty?"

The other party probably dismissed him, Luo Guang laughed and said, "Get out."

Zhou Ya pricked up her ears and listened, and groaned in her heart.

What about Yu Xia?

The opposite is called "Sister-in-law". It seems that Luo Guang and Yu Xia are a couple?

That's right, otherwise can you be so arrogant?

Zhou Ya clicked her tongue twice in her heart.

young.

very nice.

Luo Guang hung up the phone, pulled his clothes, and looked at Zhou Ya: "Let me take a shower first, don't you use the toilet for now?"

Seeing him tearing his clothes, Zhou Ya immediately looked away, and shook her head upon hearing this: "No need."

Luo Guang took his things and went straight in.

Zhou Ya turned her head back when she heard the sound of him entering.

Then he couldn't help but frowned.

Still not used to it.

He poked and poked with his mobile phone, and continued to send messages to Gu Jianghe.

I don't know what Gu Jianghe is doing, and he hasn't replied yet.

His frown deepened.

After flipping forward, I suddenly realized that I had posted a lot of things.

There are all kinds of mess.

It's only been one afternoon, and he has sent dozens of them just talking to himself there.

Even the discovery of a little star engraved on the desk took a photo and sent it to him, and babbled a lot.

It looks silly.

And Gu Jianghe still hasn't replied, which made Zhou Ya upset.

The more I read these messages, the more annoying I get.

Why is there a time limit for withdrawing on WeChat? Now it’s fine. It’s been so long, and I can’t withdraw it.

I'm so annoying.

The team is still chatting there, all kinds of things.

Boys talk about games, talk about games, talk about basketball, talk about basketball.There are a bunch of girls discussing celebrity gossip, and another bunch talking about TV.

Several groups of people talked about their own things, but they never stayed idle.

Occasionally, he would get into other people's topics to ask questions, and then be kicked out, telling him to stop talking and talk about your LOL, what do you want my brother to do?

Zhou Ya searched, but couldn't find a point to insert a topic for a long time.

Just watch them talk.

At this time, the phone suddenly rang, and a 1 appeared on the message interface.

He quickly came out of the squad in surprise, thinking it was Gu Jianghe who replied.

Instead, someone sent a friend request.

The note is Sun Yijun.

Zhou Ya pursed her lips, a little disappointed.

He clicked to accept, then switched back to the squad group and continued to watch the screen.

In the end, Sun Yijun didn't seem to intend to let him go at all. After he cut into the team group, he heard the jingle of WeChat. He had no choice but to cut out and look at it.

Sun Yijun pulled him, Luo Guang, and a man with a pure white head into a group.

The group name is "Moxianbao (4)".

Zhou Ya: "..."

The one with the pure white head: "What name, change it."

Sun Yijun: "No, what's wrong with Moxianbao? Can I let you be Moxian Luwan?"

Pure white profile picture: "Are you courting death?"

Zhou Ya: "..."

He now knows who the pure white head is.

Snow White's nickname is a ".", concise and clear.

Have a personality.

Sun Yijun saw him bubbling, so he called him again, and asked him: "Xiaolan! Did you see that! Brother Duck has updated!"

Zhou Ya: "?"

Zhou Ya: "Xiao Lan?"

Who wants to be Xiaolan!

Sun Yijun: "Don't you like this name?"

Zhou Ya: "?"

nonsense!Would I like it?

Sun Yijun: "Okay..."

Then in the next second, Sun Yijun said, "Then you should pierce your heart and touch the fairy."

Zhou Ya: "???"

Didn't Zhao Lei say he wanted to kill Sun Yijun?Why not kill him?If you are a man, you should take action!What a man if he just says nothing! ! !

He was speechless when he heard the toilet door click, and then Luo Guang came out wrapped in a towel, wiping his hair while walking.

Zhou Ya quickly withdrew her gaze and turned to the wall.

Sun Yijun was still discussing with him there: "Maybe you are a ball? But then you will be sister Lei's moth..."

Zhou Ya: "..."

Zhao Lei: "Can you call me sister again?"

Sun Yijun: "QAQ"

As soon as Luo Guang came out, he heard his mobile phone ringing non-stop. He walked to the table suspiciously, picked up the mobile phone, and said, "Pfft."

He didn't even brush his hair, and started typing while standing: "Then I'm Hei Moxian Xiaoyue!"

Luo Guang: "Ancient and spicy, dark and greasy! Hei Moxian! Ship Sen Transformation!"

Zhao Lei: "..."

Sun Yijun: "..."

Zhou Ya: "..."

Zhou Ya looked at Luo Guang with a face full of embarrassment, and Luo Guang was still smiling with his back turned to him.

Zhou Ya slowly turned her head around.

It's hard to say.

Then, after a closer look, the group name changed to "403 bedroom (4)", and in the next second, it became "403 bedroom (3)".

Zhou Ya: "?"

Who quit the group?

Before he had time to ask, Luo Guang yelled, "Why did you kick me!"

Zhou Ya: "Pfft."

Luo Guang turned his head, looked at Zhou Ya, and said pitifully, "Pull me into the group."

At this time, Sun Yijun opened the door and came in, and happened to hear this sentence.

Zhao Lei said, "Don't pull."

Sun Yijun agreed: "Yeah!"

Luo Guang was heartbroken: "Why!"

Sun Yijun said with disgust: "You are too disgusting."

Zhao Lei: "Yes."

Zhou Ya whispered: "Yes."

Luo Guang looked at Zhou Ya with a deeply shocked face: "You too?"

He complained: "Your school violence against me!"

Zhou Ya: "?"

Sun Yijun: "?"

Zhao Lei: "You deserve it."

He frowned and said, "Come out of the toilet after getting dressed!"

Before Luo Guang could react, Sun Yijun pushed him into the toilet, stuffed the clothes on his bed into the toilet, and then closed the door and said, "Brother Guang, I'm sorry, you should put on your clothes first." to come out."

Luo Guang shouted: "Why!"

Sun Yijun frowned and pulled the door tightly: "There is no way, the rules of the dormitory must be implemented."

Luo Guang: "Dorm head? Who?"

Zhou Ya was also puzzled for a moment, but she immediately came to her senses.

Sun Yijun said, "I am sister Lei."

Luo Guang: "?"

Luo Guang cried out: "I don't accept it! Why!"

Sun Yijun: "Because he looks good!"

When the words fell to the ground, Zhou Ya immediately glanced at Zhao Lei.

As expected, his face darkened.

Luo Guang was even more dissatisfied when he heard the words: "I'm not prettier than him?!"

Sun Yijun replied unceremoniously: "You save yourself."

Luo Guang insisted on asking for justice through the door, and shouted at the top of his voice, "Zhou Ya! Tell me! Who looks good?!"

Zhou Ya: "?"

A fire at the gate of the city will affect the fish in the pond?

Without hesitation for a moment, he blurted out: "I vote for Zhao Lei."

Sun Yijun immediately said, "I vote for Zhao Lei too!"

Luo Guang: "I vote for myself!"

Sun Yijun immediately said: "You vote! Two to one, your vote is useless! Give up!"

The new head of the dormitory, Zhao Lei, put the things in his hand on Sun Yijun's desk, then walked to the balcony, and said to Sun Yijun by the way: "Guard the door, he is not allowed to come out unless he is properly dressed."

Sun Yijun had a serious face: "I promise to complete the task!"

Luo Guang was still calling for Sun Yijun to open the door.

Sun Yijun persuaded him: "Brother Guang, you just put on your clothes, and you can come out when you're done. What's the matter with you, we have a big house full of gentlemen, and Miss Xia is not here. Show us your figure, what's the point?" Use it, right?"

Luo Guang: "I don't wear them!"

Sun Yijun earnestly said: "Wear it well, not wearing clothes is uncivilized and unhealthy, and if you are not careful, you will catch a cold."

Luo Guang: "I don't wear them!"

Sun Yijun: "If you don't wear it, I won't let you out! Sister Xia will finish correcting the test paper later! If you are capable, stay inside and don't come out!"

Luo Guang: "..."

He took a deep breath: "Bring me another set of clothes. This is what I just changed."

Sun Yijun randomly picked two pieces of clothes from his closet, handed them over, and he changed them before coming out.

Then he grabbed a chair and sat down, brushed his hair, and asked, "Tell me, what are the bed rules?"

Several people looked at Zhao Lei.

Zhao Lei glanced at them: "First, smoking is not allowed in the dormitory."

This is no problem, the four of them are not smoking guns, so they nodded.

Zhao Lei: "Second, according to the number of beds, clean up at night from Monday to Thursday, including sweeping and mopping the floor, taking out the garbage and turning off the lights."

A few people had no opinion on this, so they nodded again.

Zhao Lei: "I haven't finished yet. On the first Sunday night of every month, we have to clean the windows. The four of us work together."

"Includes windows, window screens, window frames, and curtains," he added.

Zhou Ya has no opinion on this, but...

"The curtains are also cleaned???" Luo Guang was shocked.

He pointed to the curtain, a little incredulous: "How do I wash this?"

"Hand wash." Zhao Lei answered patiently.

Then he said: "The next one, in the dormitory, you are not allowed to reveal three things."

As he spoke, he glanced at Luo Guang: "If you show it again, I will make the points you showed disappear."

Zhou Ya couldn't help feeling a little cold in her chest.

Luo Guang was dumbfounded, couldn't help shrinking back, but still spoke angrily: "I object!"

Sun Yijun: "Objection is invalid!"

Zhou Ya: "Yes."

The three looked at Luo Guang together.

Luo Guang: "..."

He said angrily: "This is campus bullying!"