Grandpa doesn't eat your shit

When the pickup arrived in the town, Gu Jianghe stopped the car, pulled out the key and prepared to leave.

Zhou Ya sat in the car with a puzzled look on her face: "Didn't you go to the city?"

"It's going to the city," Gu Jianghe laughed, "Pickups can't go into the city, so I have to change to a bus."

As he said that, he went down by himself, then stretched out his head and called Zhou Ya: "Don't just sit around stupidly, come down quickly."

For some reason, Zhou Ya suddenly felt a little awkward again. She hesitated for a while, and then said, "Come here and open the door for me."

Gu Jianghe: "?"

He realized in an instant that the child was jealous of Zhou Shuran.

So she smiled and came over to open the door for him, and loosened his seat belt.

Seeing Zhou Ya's satisfied face, he stretched out his hand and carried Zhou Ya out.

Still a princess hug.

Zhou Ya: "!!!"

He didn't expect Gu Jianghe to do this, he was frightened immediately, and struggled: "What are you doing!!! Put me down!!!"

He was picked up, suspended in the air, supported entirely by Gu Jianghe's two arms, without any sense of solidity, so he subconsciously hugged Gu Jianghe's neck, and continued to shout: "Put me down!!! Gu Jianghe You are crazy!!!"

While shouting, he beat Gu Jianghe's back.

He didn't dare to push hard, afraid of what would happen if he really beat Gu Jianghe.

So with such a little effort, it was like giving Gu Jianghe a massage.

Naturally, Gu Jianghe didn't care about it, instead he smiled triumphantly and said, "No. Let it go."

As she spoke, she stretched her legs and closed the car door, hugged Zhou Ya and walked towards the station.

Zhou Ya was determined to kill Gu Jianghe, but he couldn't do it. Gu Jianghe was too strong.

Moreover, he was afraid that he would struggle hard and fall directly.

He could only cover his face, hoping that no one would notice.

There just happened to be a car coming out of the station, so Gu Jianghe stopped it.

The conductor looked at their combination, was taken aback for a moment, and asked, "What's wrong with this young man?"

"I hurt my leg, so I can't walk." Gu Jianghe said serious nonsense, and shrugged Zhou Ya with his shoulders, and asked him, "Really, Brother Ya?"

Ya Ge is tired, Ya Ge doesn't want to talk, Ya Ge just wants to pretend that he doesn't exist.

Seeing that he was silent, Gu Jianghe smiled and said to the conductor: "The child is shy."

The conductor took it easy and said with a smile, "There's nothing to be ashamed about."

Gu Jianghe nodded in agreement: "I said the same thing."

The two of them answered one by one, but they were not happy. Zhou Ya's ears were red, and the hand around Gu Jianghe's neck moved down secretly, pulling the flesh on his waist and twisting it.

Gu Jianghe wrinkled his painful face and hissed.

Conductor: "What's wrong?"

Gu Jianghe forced a smile: "Hands are a little numb."

Then he walked to the back row and sat down, put Zhou Ya beside him, and complained in a low voice: "Are you too cruel?"

Zhou Ya gritted her teeth and whispered back to him: "You deserve it."

There is still more than an hour's journey from here to the city, so Zhou Ya took out her mobile phone and started playing there.

Gu Jianghe didn't play with his mobile phone himself, he just watched Zhou Ya play.

After watching and watching, he got bored, so he covered his phone and said, "Brother Ya, stop playing and chat with me."

Zhou Ya pushed his hand away and ignored him.

Gu Jianghe stretched out his hand again and said, "Stop playing."

So it was pushed away again.

Gu Jianghe continued to stretch out his hand: "What's so interesting about mobile phones, can it be more fun than me?"

Zhou Ya: "?!"

He raised his head abruptly and looked at Gu Jianghe in shock.

Gu Jianghe had an innocent face, and he didn't feel that what he said was shameless.

The girl in the next seat couldn't help but look over in surprise.

Zhou Ya was afraid that he would say something shocking to the world again, so she could only turn off her phone and put it in her pocket, then frowned and reminded him in a low voice: "Don't show off."

Gu Jianghe sat up straight: "Oh."

He asked Zhou Ya again: "Did you bring out your ID card?"

Zhou Ya had a protective case on her phone, and her ID card was placed on the back of the phone, sandwiched in the case, so she naturally brought it out.

Hearing this, he was a little puzzled: "Why do you need an ID card?"

Do we go all the way to Internet cafes in urban areas to go online?ill?

Gu Jianghe: "Open the room."

Zhou Ya: "?!"

He couldn't bear it anymore: "Can you be normal?!"

Gu Jianghe laughed: "Why, I really want to open a room, I won't be back tonight, I will come back tomorrow."

This explained that Zhou Ya could still accept it, but she just said, "Not coming back..."

"It's almost two o'clock in the city, and the last bus is at [-]:[-]," Gu Jianghe explained, "If you come back tonight, you won't have time to play."

That's really a problem, you have to hurry up to play, it's not fun at all.

So Zhou Ya nodded obediently, expressing that she understood.

Gu Jianghe said leisurely: "Let's get a big bed room at night..."

Zhou Ya didn't have a problem with what kind of room to open. Gu Jianghe paid the money anyway, but she felt that Gu Jianghe hadn't finished speaking, so she looked at him suspiciously.

Gu Jianghe said the next sentence leisurely: "Then we both sleep on the same pillow at night, so that you don't have to say that we have never slept together."

The girl next door, hearing this, looked at them again.

Zhou Ya is really enlightened, Gu Jianghe will definitely molest himself to death one day.

He took a deep breath, then grabbed Gu Jianghe's face and gave him a hard time.

Kneading until Gu Jianghe screamed in pain, he let go.

They didn't get off the car until they got to the station. Gu Jianghe stood up first, took two steps outside, and found that Zhou Ya hadn't followed, so he looked over strangely.

Zhou Ya sat on the seat and looked at him expressionlessly.

The two looked at each other for a few seconds, and Gu Jianghe finally remembered that when he got into the car, he said that Zhou Ya couldn't walk.

Gu Jianghe: "Pfft."

This is too good.

So he confessed, walked over, hugged Zhou Ya again, and said, "Let's go, Brother Ya."

Zhou Ya hugged his neck, gritted her teeth next to his ear and said, "Laughing fart! Don't laugh! It's all your fault!"

He didn't dare to raise his voice, for fear of being heard.

When she came out of the station, she confirmed that the bus was no longer in sight, Zhou Ya hurriedly struggled to get off Gu Jianghe.

Gu Jianghe stretched out his hand to help him, preventing him from struggling too much and falling directly, and said with a smile, "Why don't I hug you now? Cross the river and tear down the bridge~"

Zhou Ya yelled at him in a low voice with red ears: "Shut up."

Gu Jianghe made a gesture of zipping his mouth shut, signaling to close it, then smiled and hugged Zhou Ya's shoulder, and asked him, "Do you want to have fun?"

I didn't think about it, I thought about it all the way, but when I got to the ground, I still didn't know what to play.

Gu Jianghe asked him: "Go to the video game city?"

Zhou Ya shook her head: "It's too noisy."

"Then go shopping?"

Zhou Ya shook her head again: "There is nothing I want to buy."

And there is no money to buy it.

"Escape room?"

Zhou Ya was a little moved, but he suspected that Gu Jianghe would deliberately deceive himself, and he had some fear of the secret room, so he shook his head after hesitating.

"Going to play pool?"

"No." Zhou Ya shook her head, then looked at Gu Jianghe.

He is interested in this, but he can learn it without knowing it.

"Oh," Gu Jianghe grinned, "I won't either."

Zhou Ya: "..."

Zhou Ya wrinkled her nose: "Why don't you know this, hot chicken."

Gu Jianghe: "?"

Gu Jianghe laughed: "Why, you don't know how, why do you call me hot chicken."

Zhou Ya remained silent and walked forward on her own.

I can't, but you can't.

I came to the city for a trip, but I didn't know what to play, and I felt that I was at a loss.

Gu Jianghe racked his brains for a while and said, "How about we go for a walk in the park?"

"..." Zhou Ya looked at him like an idiot, "Then why not find a mountain in the village to climb."

Gu Jianghe was at his wit's end, so he spread his hands and said, "Then tell me, what are you playing?"

Zhou Ya looked around and saw a KTV, her eyes lit up immediately.

Then it went off again.

He kind of wanted to sing, but it felt a little silly to open a bag with just him and Gu Jianghe.

So continue to look to the side.

Looking around, I suddenly saw a billboard, so I thought about it, turned my head and asked Gu Jianghe: "Let's go to the movies!"

He said again, "I can invite you to see it!"

Gu Jianghe was fine, so the two walked into the cinema together.

Gu Jianghe followed behind Zhou Ya, watching him get the ticket and go to buy popcorn.

When choosing a drink, Zhou Ya looked back at him and asked, "What do you want?"

Gu Jianghe: "It's all right."

So took two glasses of Sprite with ice.

The movie was selected recently, so Zhou Ya didn't pay attention to the introduction and rating of the movie.

When I was waiting for the opening, I clicked on it and looked at it, and then I was speechless.

The rating is so low...

The comments below are all "boring", "makes me drowsy", "what rubbish movie" and the like.

Just looking at it is daunting.

While eating potato chips, Gu Jianghe smoked Sprite, and after a while, only half of it was left.

Seeing Zhou Ya's expression getting more and more serious, he asked him, "What's the matter? What are you looking at?"

As he spoke, he approached him.

Before he saw it, Zhou Ya decisively turned off the phone screen.

Tickets have already been taken, and those who have spent money have to watch it no matter how ugly it is.

And maybe Gu Jianghe would like it?After all, he is so weird.

Zhou Yate comforted himself with a guilty conscience.

As soon as he put his phone away, the broadcast over there started to shout, saying that he was going to enter the venue.

Zhou Ya looked at the time, and it happened to be her this time, so she picked up the potato chips and stood up, saying to Gu Jianghe, "Let's go, it's our time."

Gu Jianghe: "Oh."

Then he grabbed another handful of potato chips in Zhou Ya's arms.

Zhou Ya: "?"

Before he even took a bite, he found that the potato chips were flattened by Gu Jianghe, and the spikes piled up on them were gone.

So he was speechless and curious, and asked him: "Are these potato chips delicious?"

Gu Jianghe was busy stuffing it into his mouth, and took the time to reply with two words: "It's okay."

Zhou Ya took something with both hands, and it was inconvenient, so she said to Gu Jianghe, "Give me a piece."

Gu Jianghe was about to stuff it into his mouth, when he heard it, he handed the piece that was brought to his mouth just now to Zhou Ya's mouth.

Zhou Ya quickly dodged, but she was too slow, and she was still touched by the potato chip, and immediately exploded: "Don't want this piece! You just touched your own mouth!"

Gu Jianghe: "?"

Gu Jianghe was very innocent: "I didn't put my mouth in my mouth, so I touched it."

But Zhou Ya's refusal was very strong, Gu Jianghe had no choice but to eat this piece by himself, and then took another piece and handed it over: "I didn't touch this one, is this the head office?"

Zhou Ya watched helplessly as he ate the potato chips that had lingered on the mouths of both of them, and it was too late to stop her, she was dumbfounded and dumbfounded.

Then Gu Jianghe stuffed the potato chips into Zhou Ya's open mouth.

And asked him: "Is it okay?"

Zhou Ya mechanically chewed two mouthfuls and swallowed dryly, without having time to react to the taste of the potato chips.

Hearing this, he replied blankly: "It's okay..."

Then I couldn't help but explode: "You are really... you are poisonous!"

Gu Jianghe: "?"

Angry at feeding you?

Children are rebellious and difficult to deal with.