Laughing proud of the rivers and lakes when a thief meets a nun

?The author has something to say: Was it abused?Is it really abused?We have always thought it was very sweet to say, why did you abuse it?

As long as the disobedient monk and the prostitute meet, the matter will be cleared up, and two of them will be settled at once, how convenient it is

Originally, with Tian Boguang's reputation, it was easy to be misunderstood.

We think it's better than a misunderstanding between two people who love each other, right?

The old woman's estimate was correct. With Tian Boguang's lightness skills, coupled with his talent of smelling women, he would have no problem finding Lin Yi.Even if Tian Boguang received two palms from her, three days would not be short.

But she miscalculated a little bit, that is, before that, Tian Boguang was fed a poison by the future prospective father-in-law Bujie monk.

This matter is big.

The old woman felt that Tian Boguang's lightness kung fu was excellent, and even if his internal strength was not deep enough, it would not be too bad. In fact, it was completely different from what she thought.Not to mention that Tian Boguang has no ability to help Lin Yi force the poison, just that he received these two palms, so that the poison in his body was stimulated, let alone chasing people, it is difficult to walk quickly.

Fortunately, with the eyes of Tian Boguang who has been in the rivers and lakes for many years, it can be seen that the old woman is not only not malicious to Lin Yi, but seems to be protecting Lin Yi.

Could it be that she has some relationship with Lin Yi?Tian Boguang comforted himself in this way, but he still couldn't help dragging his injured body on the road. It doesn't matter if he walks fast, as long as he can reduce the distance a little, he can find the little nun earlier.

Thinking about his bad luck since he met the little nun, could it be that the heavens couldn't see him as a prostitute and destined him to be alone all his life?

Bah, bah, bah, Tian Boguang tried his best to despise his own thoughts. He doesn't believe in God's bullshit, even if everyone in the world opposes it, as long as the little nun doesn't hate him, he won't let go.

Now I just hope that the crazy woman who appeared out of nowhere is really not detrimental to the little nun.

Tian Boguang has a lot of opinions on the crazy woman who rescued Lin Yi here, but he doesn't know that this crazy woman also curses secretly at him from time to time, and is extremely dissatisfied.She had already given Tian Boguang three days. If he is really a good man worth entrusting for life, he should have arrived. Hmph, it has been so long, obviously he doesn't care about the little nun's safety.

Lin Yi was eating sweet wild fruits picked by the old woman when he was suddenly grabbed by the wrist by the old woman, and the fruit in her hand fell to the ground.

"Grandma, where are you taking me?" Lin Yi couldn't help but follow the old lady, not knowing what was bothering the old lady, and his face seemed not very good.

"It's been three days." The old woman said without looking back, with anger in her voice.

"Oh, so fast." Lin Yi responded in agreement.

"It's been three days, and he still hasn't come to you. Didn't you keep saying that the prostitute likes you? What else do you have to say now!" Seeing that Lin Yi didn't look sad or angry at all, the old woman was very angry. And uncomfortable, doesn't she understand what it means for a man to break his promise?

"If you didn't come, you didn't come," Lin Yi didn't understand what to worry about, "Three days are up to you, he is not a puppy, and he has to be tied up with a rope for twelve hours a day in case he loses it." .”

The old lady didn't understand why Lin Yi could be so calm, "If you don't care about him, why did you go back before, and why did you cry?"

"Of course I care about him, so are you willing to let me go back?" Lin Yi asked expectantly, blinking his big eyes.

"...Why, you don't cherish yourself so much. He doesn't come to you, but you go to him instead. What is there to be nostalgic for such a man who forgets his feelings and cares about his fortune?" Seeing the little nun like this, the old woman must have been attracted by that The prostitute who only spends money and smart words has been deceived. She definitely can't just watch the little nun jump into the fire pit by herself.

"Why does he have to find me? I like things that are mutual. You can't just have one person give forever and the other accept forever. This is too unfair."

"Women have to be single when they get married. Can men have three wives and four concubines? There are too many nonsense in this world. Is that what your master taught you?" The old woman felt the need to condemn those nuns of the Hengshan School What a pedantic idea.

Lin Yi felt that he and this old woman were always at odds. Although there were some problems when communicating with his father, master, and others, they were willing to listen to her, but this old woman always talked to herself, but Lin Yi still wanted to talk to her. To defend my master, "Grandma, my master is a nun, and nuns are not allowed to marry. How could she tell me these things?"

"...Then who taught you these pedantic ideas?" The old lady was interrupted by Lin Yi's words, and she was so angry that she really forgot about it.Could it be that he didn't quit that dead bastard?

If he did, he would be dead.

Is this the first time Lin Yi has heard people in this world say that her thoughts are pedantic? !Relationships are meant to be jointly managed and protected by two people. Could it be that this kind of thinking is pedantic? Then how can it be considered enlightened? Find someone who is obedient and only expects to give without asking for anything in return, and what does it have to do with three wives and four concubines.

"Mother-in-law, if you really like someone, he won't be able to tolerate the existence of others in his heart. Men have three wives and four concubines, maybe because they like the blessings of others, but that is not love. There is only one person in a person's heart." How can it be divided into several parts." Lin Yi followed the old woman and patiently explained to her, "However, if two people like each other, since they want the other party to treat them sincerely, of course they should treat each other sincerely. Always let the other party pay. , won't you really feel bad?"

The old lady's footsteps suddenly stopped, as if she was suddenly fixed by someone. She thought about it for a few days, and she felt a little guilty for the monk who didn't quit. Although he has not been to meet him these years, he is always afraid that Monk Bujie will marry again.Back then he was able to shamelessly become a monk and break the precepts to get married. To him, the etiquette and customs were nothing more than a pile of waste paper.

However, she was described by her good daughter before, and the monk who did not quit has been looking for her for ten years and fifteen years, so she felt a little soft-hearted.Listening to her daughter's words now, she suddenly realized that she ran away in a fit of anger all these years, and didn't even give her a chance to explain herself. Isn't she a bit unkind?

"Mother-in-law, where are you taking me again?" Seeing that the old woman was stunned for a while, then turned around and continued on her way, Lin Yi felt that there might be no hope of going back.

"Go see your father."

"Meet my father!" Lin Yi opened his mouth in surprise, "Mother-in-law, do you know my father?" Could it be one of her elders?

The old lady stopped suddenly, turned around and looked at Lin Yi, as if hesitating whether to speak or not, after deliberating a few times, she still said, "I am your mother."

mother! ! !Lin Yi read it carefully, and then again. This old woman is at least nearly 60 years old, but his father is only in his early 40s. This, this gap...is a bit...

The old lady looked at Lin Yi's wrinkled little face, which was almost like a bun, and with a slight twitch of the corner of her mouth and a wipe of her hand, a human skin mask was wiped off.

Lin Yi's eyes almost fell to the ground.Appearing in front of her was a middle-aged beautiful woman who looked about 37 or [-] years old. Her skin was smooth and wrinkled, and her appearance was almost like her.

It turned out that she was pretending to be old before, and Lin Yi couldn't help but believe it at this time, and timidly stepped forward and lowered his head, "Mom, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were my mother before, so I talked back to you .”

"Those who don't know, don't blame me. The way I looked just now, even if your father came, he wouldn't dare to mistakenly recognize it." The middle-aged beautiful woman touched the wound on the back of Lin Yi's head that was almost healed, with a distressed tone, "Look See how your father takes care of you, you are injured and bullied, if I see him, I will have to skin him."

"Don't blame your father, I accidentally injured it myself," Lin Yi hurriedly begged his father, and after thinking about it, he added, "Don't blame the adulterer, he didn't put the poison, he was saving it. I."

"Hmph, if he had given the medicine, I would have killed him right away, and I would have saved his life for you to worry about," the middle-aged beautiful woman was so angry, "But you haven't returned to vulgar life, and you haven't married yet." , He actually intends to do something wrong to you, just because of this, he should fight."

"Mother, you didn't hurt the prostitute, did you?" Lin Yi immediately panicked when he heard this.

"Don't worry, don't worry," the middle-aged beautiful woman comforted Lin Yi, "I didn't hit hard, so he shouldn't get hurt with his martial arts." She seldom fights with others, and her internal strength has improved greatly over the years, and she can't fight Tian Boguang. With a few tricks, it is impossible to find out the level of Tian Boguang's martial arts. I just think that since he is said to be a lone traveler, with such light skills, his internal strength will not be bad.

Of course, the reality is far from what she expected.

"It's good that he's fine." With his mother's assurance, Lin Yi finally felt relieved, "Mother, let's go back and find the prostitute, shall we?"

"No." The middle-aged beautiful woman still refused, "I don't care about it in the future, but this time he has to come to you. We will go to Fuzhou to find your father first, and then wait for him in Fuzhou." The daughter married that brat.

Seeing Lin Yi's disappointed expression, the middle-aged beautiful woman persuaded softly, "Mother promises you, we will wait for two months if it is less than one month. Anyway, wait until he comes. Since you have so much confidence in him, unless he If you don’t want to come, you will never fail to come, don’t worry, as long as he comes, mother will never make things difficult for him.”

Alas, who told her that she owed her own daughter too, so it's not good to make her feel too uncomfortable.But it's for her own good, if Tian Boguang can't pass this little test, what's the future?

It seems that Lin Yi's mother still attaches great importance to Monk Unreliable, Lin Yi himself doesn't know where his father is, and she actually took Lin Yi to find the whereabouts of this unreliable father very quickly.

"Master Dingjing, it's not that I want to nag, you Hengshan sect is indeed too thoughtless," Bujie monk muttered while leaning on his Zen staff, "Even if Zuo Lengchan wants to discuss the matter of dealing with the Demon Sect, you don't have to take the whole Hengshan came out in full force, do you know that Liner still doesn't know her whereabouts, if she returns to Hengshan but can't find anyone, how worried should she be?" The most important point is that if it is the prostitute who finds Liner Thief, he is afraid that his darling daughter will be bullied.

If the person sitting here was Dingyi, we would have quarreled with him a long time ago, but the person sitting here is the most enlightened master of the Tao among the three steadfastnesses of Mount Hengshan, and the most open-minded Master Dingjing. The monk complained for a long time, but he still recited Buddhist scriptures silently, turning a deaf ear to foreign things.

Although Monk Bujie is a monk, not to mention that he does not abide by all the rules and precepts, even his xinxing is far from that of a monk. Seeing that Master Dingjing ignored him, he complained even louder, "Master, you keep reciting Buddha's name. The scriptures are useless, and the Buddha will not jump out to help you find apprentices and help you eliminate the demon sect, so what's the use of praying to gods and worshiping Buddha?"

"Dad~~"

Hearing this call, Master Dingjing suddenly made a Buddhist salute and recited the Buddha's name, "Amitabha, monks do not pray to gods and worship Buddha in order to return, but to seek the mirror of the original mind, and all things have their own good causes and good results. "

Monk Bujie didn't bother to listen to what Mrs. Dingjing had to say, excitedly greeted his precious daughter, "Lin'er, it's good that you are fine, dad is really worried to death."

"I'm fine, Dad." Lin Yi turned his body sideways, letting out the mother behind him, "Dad, look who's here."

Monk Bujie looked at the middle-aged beautiful woman behind him, and was speechless in a daze. The Zen stick in his hand fell to the ground with a clang, and he stretched out his hand tremblingly towards the beautiful woman, and murmured, " Lady~~"

Pa, the middle-aged beautiful woman slapped Monk Bujie directly. It was no surprise that he didn't quit, but Lin Yi was stunned.

"You bastard, how did you take care of your daughter! Do you know how much she has suffered, but you can only play tricks here? Why did I go blind when I fell in love with you?" The middle-aged beautiful woman burst into tears scold.

Hey, the monk who didn't quit gave himself a slap in the face, as if he didn't think it was enough, he slapped his face left and right, "It's all my fault, it's all my fault, I deserve to die, I deserve to die..." He is really a human being. Failed, anger left the lady, and lost the precious daughter, it was really useless.

"Father, don't be like this," Lin Yi rushed forward and hugged his father's arm in distress, not letting him continue to abuse him, "I'm fine, I'm fine at all."

Monk Bujie looked at Lin Yi, then looked pitifully at the middle-aged beautiful woman, swallowed like a child who did something wrong, and yelled, "My lady~~~~You, you still won't forgive me."

"Mother~~" Lin Yi also looked over together, begging coquettishly for his father.

"For my daughter's sake, I won't argue with you this time." The middle-aged beautiful woman snorted, and squinted at Monk Bujie. The angry glance was extremely charming, and the monk who didn't quit immediately felt itchy in his heart, rubbing his hands and laughing, he wanted to go forward and hug his wife.

This 15-year farewell, I really think that the future will be bitter and the night will be bitter, and now the lady has forgiven him, that is really a great joy.

"Wait," the middle-aged beautiful woman stretched out her arms to block the movement of the disobedient monk. This bastard dared to do such shameless things in front of his daughter. No wonder her daughter, like her, was blind to see. For such an unruly man, "You go and do one thing first, and then come back to see me when you're done."

"I can do whatever my wife asks me to do, just talk about it." Monk Bujie is a man whose wife and daughter are bigger than the sky. Now that the lady has spoken, he can do what can be done, and think of ways to do what can't be done. In short, You can't make your wife unhappy.

The middle-aged beautiful woman took a look at Lin Yi. She had seen Lin Yi's depression from time to time in the past few days. Alas, it seems that her daughter has a deep affection for that prostitute. That's all. For her daughter, she Just take another step back, "You go and bring Tian Boguang, the lone traveler of Wanli."

"Tian Boguang!" Monk Bujie immediately turned his head to look at his good daughter, Lin Yi was also surprised, why did mother suddenly mention the prostitute.

"You still have the nerve to say, do you know that your daughter was almost bullied by a flower picker? This Tian Boguang is really... In short, don't see me unless you bring him." Speaking of what happened that night, the middle-aged beauty The wife still couldn't help complaining, since Tian Boguang knew that Lin Yi didn't know martial arts, he shouldn't have left her alone and walked away. Fortunately, he came back in time, otherwise the baby girl's innocence would be... His carelessness is dissatisfied, just like this wine and meat monk.

In fact, recalling what happened that night, Lin Yi himself couldn't help feeling a little scared, with a faint look of fear on his face.

"Flower pickers, dog thieves are so courageous!" Speaking of the three words "flower pickers", Monk Bujie spontaneously combined the name Tian Boguang with the name Tian Boguang. It was just right to confirm the suspicion in Monk Bujie's heart. This stinky thief dared to treat my daughter lightly after eating my poison. He will never let him go this time.

"Don't worry about flower pickers or flower pickers, I want you to bring me Tian Boguang, and stop talking nonsense." The middle-aged beautiful woman doesn't know what Bujie monk thinks, that dead cold flower picker I still have to wait for him to take care of it, or don't make my daughter Xiangsan feel uncomfortable, and the problem is to lose weight every day.

"Don't worry, lady, I'll take care of this matter properly." Monk Bujie gritted his teeth. This lewd thief really won't change after repeated admonitions. He even dared to bully his daughter after he was spared once before. There are endless disasters, this time he will come to kill the weeds.

"Mother, Dad seemed very angry just now, he wouldn't take it out on a prostitute, would he?" Lin Yi watched his father leave like someone with a sworn feud, always feeling uneasy in his heart.

"It's okay. Although your father is usually unreliable, he won't fail to do this kind of thing well, and I have already warned him to bring Tian Boguang here properly. Don't worry." The middle-aged beautiful woman sighed Tone, I really don't know how Tian Boguang tricked his good daughter into his hands. ?