Laughing proud of the rivers and lakes when a thief meets a nun

?What is misfortune never comes singly? This is called misfortune never comes singly.Tian Boguang watched the snake as thick as a human's leg slip in through the half-open door, slid towards him leisurely with a snake letter, and didn't know what to complain about in his heart.

But I didn't meet the little nun when I went out. How would you feel if she came back and saw a snake lying on the bed?

This one is actually not a snake, but an anaconda. Except that it doesn't spray venom, its way of searching for food is similar to that of snakes, relying on living biological heat sources.So the anaconda didn't stop all the way, crawling straight to the bed.

It's a pity that he usually doesn't even bother to look at this kind of beast, but now he will end up becoming its prey.

"The thief, I only found mushrooms, but I dare not pick them." Lin Yi pouted while complaining, pushing open the bamboo door.

"Little nun, run!" Tian Boguang didn't expect her to come back at such a moment, and shouted anxiously.Attracted by his voice, Lin Yi looked up, and saw that the anaconda had already climbed onto the bed with half of its body, and its huge oval head swallowed scarlet snake letters.

Lin Yi's first reaction was not to turn around and run, but to grab something and throw it at it.

A book with a purple leather cover spun and hit the anaconda's head. The anaconda, whose interest in eating was disturbed, naturally gave up on the immobile prey in front of him, and rushed towards Lin Yi who was attacking it.

Although the speed of the anaconda on land is not fast, the moment it launches an attack, it is still as fast as lightning.Lin Yi watched the big mouth spouting a stench rushing towards him, and hurriedly dodged to the side, dodging the fatal blow.

"Little nun!" Tian Boguang was anxious.Originally, he could no longer use his internal force to speed up the opening of the acupoints, but now he can't control that much.

The place of the bamboo house was small, and Lin Yi didn't know martial arts, so he was lucky to dodge for a while, but he couldn't dodge the second time.She leaned against the wooden wall behind her in fear, and she was about to be buried in Shekou.

A piece of emerald green bamboo pierced through the anaconda's head, and the thick bamboo almost burst the anaconda's head. Tian Boguang stared at the animal with an ugly face as it fell down stiffly, and then managed to take a look. Lin Yi.

In fact, this anaconda originally lived in the pool. If Lin Yi had disturbed it when he was saving people, once the anaconda with infinite power in the water attacked, the outcome could be imagined.Fortunately, it only comes out to look for food now. Although there are almost no large wild animals in this valley, there are still a lot of pheasants and hares. Today, it just happened to fall into the hands of a certain thief.

It's a pity that after taking care of it, a certain prostitute didn't get better. He was severely injured by Fei Bin's slap. After that, he ran around for several days without even taking a break. In fact, the internal injuries were already getting worse.In order to break through the acupoints this time, it disturbed the internal breath even more.

You must know that a certain prostitute was lying on the bed covered with clothes, and in a desperate need to save others, he opened his acupoints and turned over to get out of bed, and the clothes covering his body were pulled to the ground in one stroke.After Lin Yi was overwhelmed by the anaconda's fright as it died, he stared blankly at Tian Boguang, who was naked, standing in front of him.

Before she blushed and screamed, Tian Boguang's face sank, a mouthful of blood poured out of his mouth, and he passed out.

He was so dizzy that Lin Yi was kicked out of the sky by any embarrassment, he carried him back to the bed and covered him with his clothes again.Lin Yi was in a bit of trouble, but now it's over, the prostitute is unconscious, and she doesn't know what to do.

He vomited blood... Lin Yi remembered that Ding Yi also vomited blood after being attacked by Ding Mian. Since they were all the same, that means... She hurriedly took out the package of medicine, and the medicine is also universal.

If Tian Boguang knew what she was thinking, perhaps he should be thankful that both he and Dingyi were injured by Songshan sect members, and even more fortunate that Songshan sect members all practiced the same kind of internal energy.

Otherwise, if one of them got the Nine Suns Magic Art and the other got the Frost Mian Palm and drank the same medicine, one of them would belch and catch a cold.

Here comes the problem again, if there is no fire, should the medicine be taken dry? I dare not say whether it will be effective, but first think about whether it will choke to death.

Fortunately, Lin Yi remembered that when she took off Tian Boguang's clothes, she threw his short knife by the pool. If the iron tool rubbed against the stone, it seemed that there would be sparks.In fact, it would be best if you could find flint and steel, but Lin Yi would not be able to identify which one among a pile of indistinguishable stones could spark sparks. Besides, she had the patience to try one by one. The thieves can't wait.

As long as you work hard, the iron rod can be ground into a needle.Lin Yi was really about to cut the gap with his knife. There were sparks, but the grass and leaves in the valley were full of moisture, and the branches as thick as chopsticks were dry but could not be ignited by tiny sparks.She needs something flammable to start the fire.

Huh, it seems that the pages of that book are very thin, so it should be easy to ignite.Very often, Lin Yi thought of a certain martial arts cheat book that he used to smash snakes.

She doesn't know if it's martial arts cheats, but the flammability is not to be said. The paper seems to contain grease, and when a few sparks fall on it, it will catch fire, and there will be a slight thunderbolt sound.The book was very thin, so Lin Yi simply stuffed the whole book into the stove, filled it with dry branches, and soon the flames ignited.

There is nothing else in this valley, but there are a lot of bamboos. Lin Yi cut a section, split it in two from the middle to make a simple pot, threw all the medicinal materials into it, and used the other one to cook snake meat. That snake is really big, enough to feed a person for a month.

Tian Boguang was woken up by Lin Yi. Lin Yi, who had learned a little bit of first aid knowledge, knew that people who passed out should not be given medicine. Don't think it's so romantic to drink a mouthful of medicine and feed mouth to mouth on TV.In fact, when the drinker is unconscious, the swallowing function is very poor, and it is easy to be choked to death by choking into the trachea.

Leaning on Lin Yi's shoulder and drinking the bitter concoction, Tian Boguang never thought that one day, he would be reduced to the point of needing someone to take care of him.In other words, after gaining the reputation of being a prostitute, he never thought that anyone would take care of him.

"Where did you get the medicine?" Tian Boguang rarely felt the normal warmth for a while, and realized belatedly, it's not just the little nun who pretended to be smart and picked it casually in the valley.

"It was me who caught the medicine for Master. She was injured by the bad guys from the Songshan School."

It’s okay, okay, Tian Boguang finally calmed down a bit, “Who beat him down?”

"She said she was Uncle Qu's granddaughter, Qu Feiyan," Lin Yi's eyes turned red again when he said this, "We were stopped by Di Xiu, she pushed me down to save my life, but she herself... Thief, tell me why good people don’t live long.”

Tian Boguang is most afraid of kissing the little nun and crying, because it will only make him want to hold her tightly in his arms, but... now his breath is disordered, his limbs are weak, and he can't even sit up by himself, what a pity.

"You didn't see her die with your own eyes, maybe someone saved her later." Tian Boguang comforted her.

"You are right, she is such a lovely child, God will not let her die so heartlessly." Lin Yi wiped his eyes.Ninety-nine percent of what the prostitute said was true, and she was in a much better mood.

But Tian Boguang's mood became even worse, the gods had a dark heart, and now let him look at the beauty, but he can only paralyze here like a muddy beach, it's really...it's unreasonable.

There is a saying in ancient times that there are gods when you raise your head three feet. This not only tells us not to swear casually, but also warns us not to curse casually. The revenge of the gods is something ordinary people cannot afford.

For example, after taking the medicine and drinking the snake soup, Lin Yi heated up water to wipe the two of them, then went to bed gorgeously and slipped into the arms of a certain prostitute, and said solemnly, "Master said it's okay." People with internal injuries will sweat after drinking the medicine, so don’t catch cold at this time, or the cold air will infiltrate the body and the injury will be aggravated.” After that, she wrapped the dried clothes tightly, and she hugged nothing but wearing a lewd dress Tian Boguang, who was wearing it, thought about it for fear that he might misunderstand, and added, "I'm just thinking about your body, and I don't mean to take advantage of you. Don't think wrongly."

Then the little hand checked it one last time to make sure there was no place for ventilation, and then fell asleep with peace of mind.

Lin Yi slept soundly, but Tian Boguang couldn't fall asleep anyway.God knows how hard it was for him to calm down the fire she provoked before. He meant that he would kill her if he could move, but now he doesn't even have the strength to undress, so he can only watch and not eat.

Tian Boguang looked at the little nun's peaceful sleeping face a little bit without tears, could he stop ignoring his pride as a man, could he not have too much confidence in his control.

Am I really a whore?For the first time, Tian Bobald questioned the reputation that everyone was shouting about.He wanted to eat Lin Yi, he wanted it so much, it hurt a little, but...

Deliberate... Powerless! ! ! ! ! !