Laughing proud of the rivers and lakes when a thief meets a nun

? A big hand ruthlessly pressed Tian Boguang's head into the water. After he choked several times, he let go and sat aside, watching him coughing again and again.

"Hmph, you bastard, you dare to bully my daughter. If it weren't for the fact that you are smart enough not to touch my daughter, I would have drowned you in this pool." Monk Bujie Sitting on the rock, although the flower picker was very light, but if he fell into his hands, he would have no way to escape.Just now he wanted to see if his daughter had rested, but just when he heard Lin Yi say something like "You bullied me that night", he realized that this prostitute had the guts to come here to bully his good daughter.

Tian Boguang's acupoints were tapped, and he couldn't hold his breath. He could only turn pale from choking like ordinary people, and he took a long time to recover his breath.Glancing at the great monk, he said unconvinced, "Great monk, which one is your daughter, sir, I have molested too many beauties, I don't remember so many."

"How dare you do it, a prostitute, but dare not admit it. I followed you out of the inn. If I didn't want to disturb my good daughter, I would have done it long ago."

"The little nun is your daughter!" Tian Boguang was startled. This, this unreasonable monk is actually the father who kisses the little nun. As for the hands and feet...he not only moves his hands and feet, he even moves his mouth up.But he's not admitting cowardice, it's just that it's not easy to say such things to his future father-in-law.

"Why, isn't it? I'm a monk, and my daughter is a nun. A monk and a nun are the only ones in the family. My father is just like a fake." Monk Bujie patted his chest, as if being a monk's father to a nun is a big deal. The great thing is the same, "You bastard, tell me honestly, who is that Brother Linghu?" Hearing that my daughter misses this man so much, it seems that he is her daughter's sweetheart. It is necessary to understand the situation of the future son-in-law.

"Linghu Chong, he is a major disciple of Huashan School, what are you asking him for?" Tian Boguang suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

"Huashan sect...I don't like that Yue Buqun," Monk Bujie frowned and scratched his head, but remembered his daughter's caring tone when talking about Linghu Chong, "That's all, as long as Linghu Chong's character is good enough, Hey, you bastard, go and help me bring Linghu Chong back."

"You ask me to take it with me, why?" Men, like women, are very sensitive to rivals in love. Tian Boguang knew what Monk Bujie was thinking when he heard it, and refused without saying a word.

"Why?" Monk Bujie stared at him bully-eyed, this prostitute is so ignorant, it seems that he must suffer a little bit.Stretching out his fingers to touch Tian Boguang's chest, he stuffed a pill in his mouth before unlocking his acupoints, "It's okay if you don't go, after a month, your whole body will start to rot, but don't worry, it will take a while to get rid of it." You will definitely not die, and you will die after three years and two months."

Shit, even if he is the father of the little nun, Tian Boguang couldn't help but swear, "Monk, you are so vicious as a monk." It's not at all like his little nun.

"Hehehe, you are not a good person. Who knows who in the Jianghu is not aware of it. If you are poisoned to death by me, no one will scold me. They will only clap their hands and praise me for doing a good job. It will save the martial arts from a great harm." Monk Bujie has heard a lot about Tian Boguang's reputation, so he is not afraid of his nonsense.What's more, he even does things like being a monk and marrying a nun in an aboveboard manner. If there is anything in this world that he is afraid of, um, only the tears of his wife and daughter.

"..." Tian Boguang somewhat understood why Mo Da wanted to advise him, isn't this just a present report.

"How about it? You bring me Linghu Chong, and I'll give you the antidote. It's fair."

"Great monk, why do you insist on seeing Linghu Chong?" No, it wouldn't be the same as he guessed.

"Don't pretend to be stupid, I've already heard what my good daughter said." Monk Bujie despised Tian Boguang with a comely expression on his face, "She misses that Linghu boy so much, father understands her daughter's worries best, she must be moved I have made up my mind and fell in love with that kid, as a father, of course I will help her fulfill her wish."

Tian Boguang's face darkened. Sure enough, even the little nun's father could see it.I didn't know that the little nun had a great monk with such high martial arts as his father, and he was still confident that he could win the little nun's heart back.But now, with this great monk obstructing him, why does he feel that his hope is slim.

"Your martial arts are so high, it's easy to see Linghu Chong, why do you have to go?"

"Hmph, in this world, how can the future father-in-law go to see his son-in-law in person?" Monk Bujie frowned, "And I haven't seen that kid yet, how do I know whether he is worthy of my daughter, so I let him Why did you go?"

Tian Boguang thought about it for a while, and felt that there was no need to be brave at this time. He was alive, so he could discuss everything. I have the antidote."

"Okay, it's easy for me to kill you, a bastard, so I don't have to play tricks on you." After the monk Bujie finished speaking, he carefully warned, "I can warn you, this time is only one month, you can think about it yourself. Clear."

Lin Yi didn't know that her cheap father had already started to match her for a lifelong event, and now she was accompanying the injured Master Dingyi and all the teachers and sisters back to Mount Hengshan.

"I haven't seen anyone from the Songshan Sect until now. I don't know if Senior Brother Liu escaped or not." Although he had already left Mount Heng, Dingyi still couldn't let it go. He hasn't done anything against the righteous way yet, and Songshan's impression in Dingyi's heart has directly dropped to a negative number.

"Master, don't worry so much. Those people from the Songshan School are arrogant and domineering. If they really succeed, the world will know it before it is announced immediately. Therefore, no news is good news." Lin Yi thought, since someone can rescue him They should be able to protect them from being harmed by the bad guys of the Songshan faction.

"That's right," Ding Yi could only comfort himself optimistically, "I never thought Senior Brother Liu would be chivalrous all his life, but he would end up like this."

"Master...do you also think that Uncle Liu did something wrong?" Lin Yi didn't know the difference between good and evil, he just felt that only the Songshan School must have done something wrong in today's matter.

"Although it's a pity, Qu Yang has lived in seclusion for many years and has never heard of any evil deeds. If we hadn't met again today, I'm afraid I wouldn't even be able to remember this person."

Lin Yi was very moved. With such a jealous personality, Ding Yi's ability to say these words showed that she was definitely not just pedantic and stubborn in her heart.Lin Yi held Ding Yi's arm in admiration and flattered him, "Master, you are the most enlightened and reasonable person in the world."

Dingyi couldn't help laughing, "Who did you learn to be so glib, don't give me ecstasy soup, your father finally showed up once, let's go and accompany your father."

It's not easy...to appear...Lin Yi can imagine what kind of image his father is in the mind of the master.

"Lin'er, let's see what dad bought you." Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, Lin Yi went to the yard, still wondering where her father would be.The monk who didn't refrain came over with strides, carrying a bulging cloth bag in his hand.

"Buying things, don't we lack anything?"

"Hey, why is there no shortage? Look at you, there is nothing in the girl's house. Dad bought it for you. Let's see, do you like it?" Monk Bujie stuffed the cloth bag into Lin Yi's arms.

"This is..." Lin Yi looked at the bag full of bottles and boxes, feeling embarrassed. She had never even used cosmetics, and she knew nothing about these rouge powders. "Father, I don't need these things."

"Why don't you need it?" Monk Bujie was not happy when his wishes were not accepted by his daughter, "Look at your master, he abused you, daughter's house, of course you have to dress up beautifully so you can get married, right? "

Lin Yi was terrified, "Father, can nuns marry?"

"Why not?" Monk Bujie waved his hand as a matter of course, with an expression of precepts and deeds on his face, "I think back then, your mother was a nun, and your father would be a butcher. When I saw your mother, I felt that she would not marry her in this life. So I thought that monks and nuns belonged to the same family, so I became a monk with ordained monks," said and slapped his thigh, "but after becoming a monk, I found out that monks are not allowed to marry wives, hey, my father changed his name to Bujie in a fit of anger, what kind of rules and regulations If you don’t keep it, then you will marry your mother back home, otherwise how could you be there.”

Dad, you are really the greatest monk in the world.

"Father, you are a monk, so you don't have to obey the precepts, but I am a nun, who would risk the world's disgrace and marry a nun like you?" When the monk Bujie said this, Lin Yi remembered, and she I don't want the ancient Buddha Qingdeng to accompany the Buddha for a lifetime.Part of the reason why I didn’t return to vulgarity before was that I was afraid that I would starve to death on the streets without anyone to rely on. Now that I have a father, if I return to vulgarity myself, there shouldn’t be any problem.

"Why not, maybe Linghu Chong from Mount Hua will do it." Monk Bujie tilted his head and said deliberately, secretly looking at his daughter's face.

"He..." Lin Yi lowered his head and thought for a while, Linghu Chong is a nice person with a bright personality, he is indeed a casual person, "That's right, if it's him, as long as he likes it, even if the other party is a nun, he probably won't." I don't mind." But to be honest, the one who doesn't mind the most should be the prostitute.

Thinking of the flamboyant but nice thief, Lin Yi showed a shy smile without knowing it.

Didn't you know that her third-party objective evaluation was in Monk Bujie's ears the heartfelt words of her daughter's family, coupled with her just right shyness, it really made Monk Bujie misunderstand her.She was overjoyed, as expected Lin'er liked Linghu Chong, if that kid looked satisfied, the marriage should be settled.

Alas, it's not easy being a father these days.

"Junior Sister Yilin, it will be fine if you stay here. Here is a prescription that will help Master's internal injury recovery. Go and get the medicine and come back." The appearance of a nun interrupted the continuation of this beautiful misunderstanding. The prescription was passed to Lin Yi.

"Hey, don't you know how to grab the medicine yourself?" Although it was reasonable to order his daughter in front of his father, Monk Bujie was still a little reluctant.

"It's like this. I have to pack other things with my sister and sister. It just so happens that sister Yilin is here, so I thought..." The nun explained in a good voice.

"Father, I'm a disciple of the Hengshan School. It's normal to do these things." Lin Yi smiled at his father's unreasonable defense, and reached out to take the prescription. "Senior sister, don't worry, I'll go now."

"Well, come back early, and I can help master make the medicine after dinner." The nun warned carefully.

"Don't worry, it will be soon."

The pharmacy was only one street away from the inn where I stayed, and it wasn't very far. Lin Yi didn't recognize these strange-looking herbs, but he watched the boss carefully put them into the medicine bag one by one.

"Sister, I finally found you." A lark-like light voice suddenly interrupted Lin Yi's concentration.

Lin Yi looked at the smiling little girl beside him strangely, and said blankly, "I don't know you."

"My sister doesn't know me, but I know my sister. My name is Qu Feiyan, and Qu Yang is my grandfather." Little Lolita smiled, with two cute dimples on her cheeks.

Lin Yi was shocked, and hurriedly raised his head to look left and right, dragged the little girl to avoid the crowd and whispered, "Don't speak loudly, it will be a disaster if those Songshan faction people hear it."

"Sister, you are so kind. Grandpa told me to come to you." Qu Feiyan held Lin Yi's arm, "It's not convenient to talk here, let's go somewhere else."

Hearing that it was about the safety of Qu Yang and Liu Zhengfeng, Lin Yi couldn't think too much, took the packaged medicine and followed Qu Feiyan to a secluded place, "Uncle Liu and Uncle Qu are all right, the bad guys from the Songshan sect Didn't catch up with them, did you?"

"Sister, my name is Grandpa, but you are called Uncle Qu. Is it possible that I want to call you Aunt or Aunt?" Qu Feiyan blinked playfully, "And my grandpa can indeed be your grandpa."

"Then, then I can be called Senior Qu." Called Grandpa Qu Yang, Qu Yang's appearance flashed in Lin Yi's mind, no, no, she couldn't say it.

Seeing Lin Yi's troubled look, Qu Feiyan chuckled, "Sister, I was joking with you. Let's go." After speaking, he took Lin Yi's arm and walked out of the city.

"Wait, where are you going?"

"Of course I'm going to see Grandpa. You know, Grandpa and Eunuch Liu are not suitable to appear here."

That's true... "But my master is still waiting for me to grab the medicine and go back. Is this okay? I'll send the medicine back, and then we'll go."

"Sister, it's getting late. If you go back and tell your master, she won't worry about it. Grandpa and the others are seriously injured. I'm afraid they will..." Qu Feiyan lowered her eyes, her words already contained crying.

"Don't cry, okay, let's go to your grandpa first." It just so happens that the medicine in his hand is good for internal injuries, maybe it can help.When she comes back, I will grab another pair for Master.

Hee hee, this sister is just like what grandpa said, simple and easy to deceive. ?