[Pirate + Reaper + Tutor] Liuhua in early summer

In the town, Qianxia, ​​who keeps changing jobs, is very depressed. Now she understands the office workers that are said on the Internet very well, as the saying goes: the boss is harsh, and the prices are soaring; the only thing that does not increase is the wages!

Could it be that only pirates and bounty hunters are making money these days! ?

God!Give me a devil fruit!Qianxia thought so, if you don't come here to taste the local specialties, why don't you let me make soy sauce? !

Qian Xia's face suddenly became very strange: God?That handsome guy seems to be a god, right?By the way, that guy has ignored me for more than five years, right?Damn wolf-hearted thing, just throw me here and leave it alone, right?Sure enough, men don't have a good thing!

In the eyes of outsiders, Qian Xia's expression changed from slumped to happy to angry, and then she came to a conclusion: this girl is out of her mind, she has to walk around!

I have to say that she was very lucky today. She went to the black market and saw the devil fruit she had dreamed of, although she didn't know the ability.But as long as it is not disgusting or difficult to enter, she can readily accept it.

In her opinion, there is no distinction between strong and weak abilities, if used well, the ability is strong, if the user is useless, then no matter how good the ability is, it will be a waste for him!Although she herself may be one of the waste wood piles...

In order to get this devil fruit, Qianxia made a plan outside of online games for the first time, because the elder brother she met outside told her that if she was found stealing things from the underworld, she would chop her hands!

"Bless you, Brother Lei! Make sure I succeed immediately!"

(Lei Ge, who is preparing to fight another gangster in another world: "Go away, bless you! I will bless you, who will bless me!? Besides, I'm not dead yet! Save your head!")

So Qianxia is now appearing in someone else's warehouse. As for how she got in - she got in by hiding in a box containing other goods.

But she's working on one thing right now - how to get out of a cargo box without making a sound.

how to say?It can only be said that her luck today is not ordinary, she finally mixed in with the goods, and the result...

Now she really wants to slap that bastard who nailed all the boxes to death!Thankfully, though, the box isn't strong -- it's all made of wood!Coupled with the good habit of carrying a dagger for self-defense that Qianxia developed after crossing, it is no longer a daydream to want to come out.

After more than two hours of hard work, Qianxia gently put down the two wooden boards that had been sharpened with a knife, and then went to find the small box containing the devil fruit.

Just as Qian Xia was in full swing, footsteps came from outside the warehouse.

When the inspectors entered the warehouse, what they saw was that Qianxia had opened the box containing the devil fruit, and was about to eat the fruit inside.

The inspector with the flashlight was stunned for a moment, and Qianxia smiled slightly: "Hi, good evening... go to bed early, it's not good for your skin!"

Only now did they realize: "It's a thief! Catch her!!"

Seeing that there was no other exit, Qian Xia decisively ate it quickly under the surprised eyes of the two people at the door.

"Water! Water!" Qian Xia felt like throwing up after eating, "This stuff is so fucking unpalatable! It tastes like shit! My stomach is really tough!"

The two people at the door were dumbfounded: "It's over, it's over...the goods have been eaten! What should I do!?"

One of them suggested: "Why don't you capture her and sell her? A person with a capability will be given a devil fruit. As long as the price is enough, the boss won't blame us, right?"

"good idea!"

As he spoke, he rushed towards Qianxia.

Qianxia twitched the corner of her mouth, slid past one of them, raised one leg and kicked back quickly, kicked that person's leg hard, and then...

"It hurts me to death!" Qian Xia roared, "Are you still human!?"

"Isn't this nonsense?" The man rolled up his trousers with a wicked smile, revealing a layer of shiny iron.

"Wow! Your sister! Why don't you wrap a layer of titanium alloy!?"

This time the man laughed a little awkwardly: "You guys have no money..."

"Okay, I probably understand what you mean." Qian Xia sighed, then turned around and ran away.

The latter two immediately chased after him, and one of them said while running, "Call someone!"

"What are you shouting for!?" Another yelled, "It's going to kill us both!"

"Then let her run away, and we'll have to walk away without food!"

"Just the little girl movie?"

"There are devil fruits!"

Passing a fork in the road, Qian Xia hid, and then heard the voices of those two people calling for help.

God!What kind of ability is my broken fruit! ?Anyway, let's play it!Qianxia desperately hopes that her abilities will not be useless...

Then I heard: "Damn it! Where did that kid die? He clearly saw her running this way!"

"There must be someone who can't run too far around here, so we all look for it separately."

When the surroundings became silent, Qian Xia finally came out: "Damn it! It stinks!"

That's right, she was hiding in the dumpster before!

"..." As soon as she came out, she saw someone staring at her in a daze not far away, her whole face twitched, she cried out badly, and ran away immediately.

When the other party saw her coming out of the trash can, he didn't react at first, but when he saw Qianxia running away as soon as he saw him, he immediately realized that something was wrong, because she was the one he wanted to arrest!

Facts have proved that when a person's life is threatened, various potentials of the human body will be developed rapidly, such as running.

Qianxia is running away as fast as she has ever been, although she seems to be lost...

Since she failed to escape for a long time, Qian Xia finally thought of using her brain.

When turning a corner, she hid quickly, and when someone passed by alone, she immediately jumped out and threw the person to the ground, staring at the person's elbow with her knees, and did not stand up until she heard the sound of his elbow dislocated.

Of course, before he stood up, precisely the moment the man was dislocated, she quickly tore a piece of cloth from his clothes and stuffed it into his mouth indiscriminately to prevent him from calling out and attracting others.

Qian Xia proudly said: "Catch me? Just kidding! I also fought in gang wars, okay?"

"Hmm! Mmmmm!" So the man stared at Qianxia in horror.

"What kind of expression is that on your face!? Although I don't look like it, it looks like it when you move your hands, right?"

"Hmm!" The man burst into tears: Damn it!I didn't say you don't look like that! ?

"Okay, stop arguing! No one will notice even if you shout like this!" After a pause, Qian Xia suddenly reacted: "That's not right! How can you sound like I'm trying to force you? "

Then Qian Xia stared at the man: "Take me out, don't play tricks, after I get out, I'll connect your hands."

When the man heard that it was a good deal, he immediately nodded non-stop.

After he took herself out, Qian Xia honestly carried out what she had said, but "accidentally" put too much force on the man's hand and knocked the man out of pain.

Qianxia clapped her hands in satisfaction: "Hmph! If I let you run back to report the news now, then I will die soon! I don't know what kind of ability I eat. I hope it's not too bad. I don't know how to swim anyway. It doesn't matter whether you eat or not! Although the physics teacher said that the buoyancy in the sea is greater than that in the swimming pool..."

"Hey! Never mind, what should be paid attention to now is the money at hand! Sure enough, the old saying is true, money is not everything, but without money is absolutely impossible!"

Then the topic came back again...

"What kind of ability is this damn fruit!? If it's convenient, let me touch it! At least I can't just starve to death!"

Although Qianxia knew very well that compared with the freaks here, her skills were very poor, but they were kind-hearted and couldn't bear to steal money from ordinary people, but in the end, she still went to steal ...

Naturally, she set the target on a certain alcoholic uncle in the hotel. The reason is very simple. In her opinion, this uncle is a typical prodigal alcoholic—the kind who spends all his money on drinking and doesn't give him anything at home. .

But now she is being lifted up by the back collar of this drunkard uncle.

"Little girl, steal my money? You are not a coward!" The uncle's eyes were shining.

"Ha, ha ha, ha ha..." Qian Xia turned her head with a dry smile, wailing in her heart: It's over, God, help me!I haven't experienced the magical power of a devil fruit until now!

The uncle carried Qian Xia to his side, as if abducting a loli: "Come, have a drink with me!"

"Uncle, I'm a minor..." Qian Xia said she has no figure, but no one can guarantee that this uncle is not a pedophile!

"It doesn't matter," the uncle poured a glass of wine and put it in front of Qianxia, ​​and at the same time put his head close to Qianxia, ​​"Don't worry, drink it, it's okay!" The uncle continued to stick his head to Qianxia's chest, "I don't care about you. Little girls are not interested in sex."

Sister's... It's fine to know this kind of thing yourself, but it's a completely different feeling to say it from someone else's mouth!

So Qian Xia was naturally angry, and got up and kicked the uncle, pressing his head on the table with his heel: "Damn drunkard! Look down on my small breasts?!"

Then Qian Xia saw the drunkard uncle looking ahead, drooling in a daze.

When Qian Xia was about to turn his head to see what he was looking at, he said again: "I see, the white one..."

"..." Qian Xia was silent for a while, then quickly pulled her legs back, "Your sister! You just said you're not interested in me!"

The uncle wiped his saliva with his sleeve and drank a bowl of wine: "Who told you to do that kind of action with a girl in a short skirt. Be careful in the future! That's the uncle, I didn't directly reach out!"

Qian Xia said gloomyly: "If you really stretched out your hand just now, I promise to immediately touch your vaginal legs, so that you will never be a man for the rest of your life!"

"..." This time it was the uncle's turn to be dumbfounded, he didn't seem to expect Qian Xia to say that, but he resumed his original tone after a while: "Oh~ can you tease your penis legs?"

Qian Xia pouted: "Damn! So many years of judo training for nothing!"

"Oh!" The uncle yelled in a very [-]B manner, successfully attracting the attention of some other hotel guests.He smiled apologetically and said to others: "It's okay, go ahead and eat your food."

Seeing the other people turn their heads back, the uncle's expression immediately twisted: "Damn it! You are so flirtatious!?" The uncle's wine was completely sobered by this.

"Is it true or fake!? You think I am teasing you!?"

"But is this something an underage child should do!?" The uncle was angry.

"I'm precocious!" Qian Xia yelled back bluntly, "Is it okay!?"

"Since it's precocious, let me eat it!"

"Didn't you just say you're not interested in me!?"

"Now I have it!" The uncle mentioned Qian Xia, "Boss! Open me a room!"

Qian Xia who was lifted up shed tears of kelp: Ohmygod!I am an idiot!How did you mess with such a coward! ?

At this moment, Qian Xia thought of the words of her head teacher very inappropriately. Her head teacher said: "Don't mess with those social youths outside the school."

She didn't listen to it before, and met a big brother outside the school, and this big brother was very protective of her; now she still didn't listen, but this time she messed with a perverted uncle, and there was no big brother to protect her, so now she regrets it, regrets it Didn't listen to the head teacher's instruction!