[Pirate + Reaper + Tutor] Liuhua in early summer

The woman on the podium is holding a book in one hand and a chalk tightly in the other. It is easy to see that she is trying to hold back something, because the chalk is as if a layer of chalk has been squeezed off by her...

Seeing that the situation was not good, the tablemate and buddy at the side elbowed Qianxia and whispered, "Hey, wake up, the teacher saw you again!" In other words... and...

Qian Xia groaned, turned her head, rested her arm on her head and continued to finish the task of sleeping.

Hearing a "pop", the chalk shattered, the teacher picked up the blackboard brush and threw it over, and the roar full of anger went straight to the sky: "Tong Qianxia!!"

"Yes!!" Qian Xia immediately changed from a sleepy posture to a standing military posture with panda eyes on her face: "Teacher, do you have anything to do?"

"..." The teacher trembled with anger.

Someone whispered from behind: "Look! That rich girl is going to be unlucky again!"

Sure enough, the teacher then said: "Go clean the toilet for me!!"

……

"Look at you! You've been criticized again!!" The buddy walked into the toilet with a mop, and looked at Qian Xia viciously: "Look at the dead pig you were at that time! No matter how you scream, I can't wake you up!"

"Hey, don't be angry..." Qian Xia said flatteringly and took out a point card from her body, "Recharge this for me when you have time."

"...You don't repent! Didn't you stay up late yesterday to play this panda eye!? Why are you so unprogressive! You won't be able to pass the high school exam!?"

"Xiaoli...has anyone ever said that you look like the grandma next door?"

Xiaoli threw the mop to the ground: "Mop it yourself! I won't help you!"

"Hey! Don't go! I'm kidding!"

"Smelly teacher! Another waste of my time on the Internet!" Qian Xia came out of the Internet cafe, kicking the stones on the side of the road unhappily, a figure appeared in front of the stones, and Qian Xia looked up reflexively.

"Hey, isn't this the eldest lady? Come out from the Internet cafe again!" A disgusting voice sounded in front of him, "If you want to rob, you have to lurk in this kind of place!"

"Robber me? Little sample! Don't you know that this lady is a red and white belt in judo? You are too tender to fight me, hand, under, defeat, general!"

"..." It can be seen that the other party is gnashing his teeth, and then rushed over with a feverish head, and ordered the younger brother behind: "Why are you standing there? Come on!"

Then there is gang fights, which can also be said to be crowd fights. The difference is that people fight in groups, but here they fight in groups!What a contrast...

It is said that a dog jumped a wall when it was cornered, not to mention a human... So the other party took out a secret weapon-control knife!

"Hey! Boss, you will go to jail for murdering people!" It's a pity that your boss has already rushed up.

Of course Qian Xia was not stabbed, it was just... Hey!Why did you run to the road when you were hiding! !Well now, you can sue him for murder if you get stabbed; if you get hit by a car, that's a public injury, bastard! !

Afterwards... Qianxia girl passed away in the early morning of the next day due to ineffective rescue...

"So I'm here now?"

"Yeah." The old man nodded.

The girl was stunned: "When I first saw you, I thought I was killed by a ghost! It scared me to death! No, I seem to be dead..."

"Li Gui...I'm a god!! Besides, you don't seem to be scared like that!"

"Ah!" The girl sighed, "It turns out that there is really only one word difference between gods and ghosts..."

The old man took out a mirror and muttered: "Is it really so similar?" Looking in the mirror, "Well, I have played too much recently and neglected to dress." Immediately go to get dressed.

So Qianxia girl waited for half an hour...

God tidied up his clothes and strode up to the girl.

I have to say that people rely on clothes, Buddha depends on gold outfits, and goods depend on leather outfits...

The girl Qianxia was shocked when she saw the god after dressing up: "...so handsome!" The girl raised his right hand and kissed him: "Marry me! I will let you live a life of glory and wealth! "

Meow meow... Which dog blood drama is this dog blood line! ?

"Slap!!" A slap flew over.

"No need!!" God clapped his hands and blew, "I think my current life is very good!"

"I will make your life better believe me!" The girl is still fighting.

"No need! Do you still want to reincarnate!?"

"If you marry me, I will decide not to reincarnate!"

"That's impossible!!" He got angry, this soul is really difficult to deal with...

"Okay, then I choose reincarnation."

"Be good, that's right." God said in his heart: Ohmygod!I can finally go away...

With a wave of God's sleeve, the girl's eyes darkened, and she cast...

"It's finally done! Look at you! You got such a soul! Didn't you kill me on purpose?!"

Another god appeared: "Sorry, this is definitely the last mistake, I promise!"

"Come on! You said the same thing last time, it's guaranteed to be useful for P!"

"Uh..." The other god suddenly smiled obscenely, "Actually, that girl just now looks pretty good, why don't you want her to chase after you~"

"roll!!"

When Qianxia woke up, she felt that the world was shaking a little, and the sky seemed like a painting. She dragged her five-year-old body to sit up and look at the "boat" she was riding in, and then at the sea outside the "boat". In fact, the sea is also like a painting... Wow!Am I abandoned or buried at sea! ?

"Captain, there is a small coffin floating ahead!"

"There seems to be a child inside!" The man seemed to feel that it was not enough, and added: "It's alive."

"Anyway, let's talk about it first."

……

"What's your name, kid?"

Qianxia girl... oh no, she can't be called a girl anymore, she seriously doubts if the god forgot to drink Mengpo soup for her, or...she is now facing the dog blood bridge in the time travel drama! !

"Hmph!" Qian Xia turned her head, "I hate the wretched uncle the most!"

A blow to the head...

After turning her head, Qian Xia saw a 15-year-old black-haired girl with straight eyes... Oh God! "Beautiful big sister!" Qian Xia rushed to the black-haired girl: "Miss, can you tell me your name?"

... Everyone's heart: Freak!Picking up girls at such a young age, and she is still a girl...

But there's no way around it, no matter it's anime or soap operas, in Qian Xia's eyes, beautiful women are always more attractive than handsome men...

The black-haired girl froze for a moment, then smiled and replied, "Oh, Nicole Robin."

...It sounds familiar... By the way, isn't this a character in "One Piece"?Sure enough, I have traveled through it... It is still such a dangerous comic world... Should I be lucky that I have a red and white belt in judo?But...how can these five short stature win a fight...

"What about you?" Robin asked.

"Uh..." came back from a distant fugue, "Qianxia, ​​Tong Qianxia."

"Tong Qianxia? What a strange name."

"Heh, heh, is it?"

"Not bad, Nicole Robin," the captain praised formally, "I asked for my name so quickly."

Robin also smiled politely.

night.

Qian Xia was pulled into a dark corner by the captain: "Little girl, you'd better stay away from that woman."

"Why?" Qian Xia, who has watched "One Piece", naturally understands why, but what she means is: "Shouldn't normal people choose to get close to someone they think is attractive?"

"..." The captain was speechless for a moment.

Robin, who was secretly using his ability, heard it and couldn't help but smile.

The captain said again: "That woman, no, I mean Nicole Robin, she probably hasn't slept yet, there is coffee she likes in the kitchen, you can go get her a cup."

"Really? Then I'll go!" Qianxia happily went to the kitchen to get coffee... happy P!Even if there is no such plot in the original book, you can guess that there are things like anesthetics in it! ? 7900 million Baileys are not just for viewing!

Walking into Robin's room with coffee, Chinatown put the coffee on the table: "Beautiful sister Robin ~ Do you want coffee?"

Robin gave her a funny look: "No need, I'm going to sleep soon."

"Really?" Qian Xia thought for a while, "Then I'll drink it for you." After finishing speaking, he poured down the coffee, "Although it's a bit bitter, the taste is not bad in general, just a bit, hiccup~ dizzy... ..."Boom! ←The person has passed out.

Robin looked at the person who fell on the ground, and raised the corners of his mouth mockingly: "Hmph, I'm sure I'm going to start doing it."

The people lurking outside heard that there was no sound inside. Just as they were about to rush in, their faces were covered by the hands that grew out of their bodies, followed by the sound of the door opening and the emergency escape boat being put into the water.

Someone shouted: "She is going to escape!"

"Of course I know!" The captain also roared, "This damn ability!!"

Robin, who escaped successfully, looked at the little girl brought out by him in the boat, stroked her bangs gently and said to himself: "Little girl, with your cleverness, it is impossible not to guess that there is something wrong with the coffee. , if they catch you, it must be a disaster, why do you still drink it? You are really... a little unfathomable..."

What Robin doesn't know: she's betting.The bet is that Robin will take her away!Now, the bet pays off.