The pan teaches you to be a man [Unlimited Stream]

When Han Xu was taking a bath, he encountered a small problem. He couldn't use the bathing equipment. Shi Sha took a curious look at the young man who ran out of a mountain, and then taught Han Xu how to use it bit by bit. something here.

With food at the bottom, Han Xu finally regained his spirits, looking at everything unfamiliar with a pair of eyes, curiously trying.

Well, Han Xu seems to have mentioned that the place he was in before was called Whirlpool Mountain

Taking advantage of Han Xu taking a bath, Shi Sha searched the Internet, only found a map of the game

Cleaned up, Han Xu changed into Shisha's clothes and looked around curiously. Originally, he was curious about the room next door. When he wanted to go in, he was scratched by the paw of Fat Ju who was passing by.Thanks to Han Xu's agility and dodging quickly, otherwise it would not only be the trousers that were scratched.

When Shisha was making lunch in the kitchen, he heard the noise and said with a smile, "Han Xu, that's the fat man's room. Don't go in. It's not polite for him to scratch people. If I can't clean up the room for him, he will scratch me." "

Han Xu bared his teeth at Fat Ju, and when he flipped his hand, Tang Dao appeared in his hand.

Shi Sha happened to witness this scene, "You also have space"

"Space" Han Xu shook his head, "It's not the same as yours. The system says it can only be used in reality, and it can hide weapons brought out from the game."

So that's the case, Shi Sha nodded, "Okay, don't be as knowledgeable as a fat man, wash your hands and get ready to eat."

Hearing that he could eat, Han Xu, who had just eaten a big bowl of noodles, suddenly felt that what he ate before was fake, and instantly gave up on Fat Ju, who dared not move after being enveloped by his murderous aura.

It wasn't until Han Xu turned and left that Fat Ju, who had escaped unharmed, jumped onto Shi Sha's shoulders aggrievedly, shrinking himself into a ball of plush scarf.

Shi Sha scratched Fat Ju's neck reassuringly, and couldn't help laughing.

By the time Han Xu had eaten and drank enough, Shi Sha had already cleaned up the guest room.

Han Xu squatted on the sofa with an apple in his mouth, and said inarticulately, "Didn't you want to ask me?"

"Didn't I already ask?" Shi Sha immediately asked, "Why are you here?"

"The system sent me here. But the level it said was too low to locate it specifically, so it took me two days to find it here."

"Why did the system send you here?"

"Because" Han Xu blinked, "It asked me what wish I wanted, and I said I wanted to find you."

Then, he was airdropped to the edge of the city, and found here by relying on the clues he heard when chatting with Shi Sha.

Shi Sha was stunned for a moment, he never thought that Han Xu would waste such an important wish, and then smiled and said, "Is there meat to follow me?"

Unexpectedly, Han Xu nodded with certainty, "That's right."

Shi Sha couldn't help laughing.

In this way, Han Xu stayed in Shisha’s pet hospital, because the whirlpool mountain, which was located at an unknown location, was almost isolated from the outside world. Han Xu, who had never received formal education since childhood, only studied with the old Taoist priests in the Taoist temple. The attainments in mathematics and science are not low, but the common sense of life in modern society is extremely lacking.

After Shisha taught Han Xu to use the electrical appliances at home, Han Xu either squatted in front of the TV to watch movies or squatted in front of the computer to play games, even mobile games.

Occasionally, Han Xu could be heard muttering that the game was too easy, or that the movie was too weak.

Shi Sha glanced at it, and Han Xu was actually playing survival games, and all he watched were those fighting game movies, as well as some horror movies and apocalyptic crisis survival movies like Resident Evil.

Shisha, will he teach this child badly?

But thinking about the next round of the game that the system said, and thinking about what the system once said, this game system is called infinite vitality, Shi Sha felt that it was right for Han Xu to watch more of these things.

"Han Xu, I'm going to fetch things, you take care of the house."

"Oh." The internet-addicted youth stared at the computer screen without looking back.

"Don't grab the dried fish from the fat man, don't bully the fat man, and don't bully other dogs"

Seeing that Shi Sha was about to go out, Fat Ju, like an orange ghost, rushed to Shi Sha's feet, and wanted to push up the trousers, but was rejected by Shi Sha, "Fatty, you stay"

Fat Ju rubbed his paws on Shisha's trousers without being discouraged. Seeing that the trousers he had just changed were about to suffer again, Shi Sha squatted down and rubbed Fat Ju's soft nape, "Fatty, good boy, I'll make some delicious food for you later. of."

Fat Ju purred comfortably at first, then remembered something, and meowed aggrievedly while looking at Shi Sha.

Shi Sha couldn't help laughing. Since Fat Ju became the uncle of the pet hospital, he has never looked at people directly, except when he asks for food, his posture is a little lower. When did he feel so wronged?

Rubbing Fat Ju's fleshy head, Shi Sha could imagine how miserably Fat Ju, who originally wanted to establish himself as the boss, was dealt with by Han Xu during the few days he lived here.

Fat Orange is used to being the boss. He has taken care of all the dogs who came to the pet hospital, and all the small pets around him have been tamed by him. He is a veritable boss.

In front of Shisha, the fat orange was not false. Relying on Shi Sha's pet, she was riding on Shisha's head all day long. When she met Han Xu this time, it really kicked the iron plate. Everything was taken away by Han Xu

And its claws couldn't scratch Han Xu at all.

That kid is agile and vigilant, even if it sneaked up on him while he was asleep, it didn't succeed

I also took a bag of dried fish

Han Xu didn't feel any guilt at all when he bullied the younger ones. As long as Fat Ju had any bad thoughts, Han Xu would directly attack Fat Ju's food.

Shi Sha didn't let him beat Fat Ju, so he was very cooperative and didn't beat him up, but he was very comfortable with such childish acts of revenge as stomping on Fat Ju's job, grabbing all of Fat Ju's dried fish, etc.

The duel between foodies is as simple as that.

Fat Orange felt aggrieved, and was very unwilling to be alone at home with Han Xu. Shisha used to tell it to look after the house, but now it tells Han Xu to look after the house.

Fat Ju felt that he had fallen out of favor, because Shi Sha didn't stop Han Xu from grabbing the dried fish.

When Shisha picked up the fat orange, he always felt that although the fat man seemed to have lost weight in a few days, his weight was not lost at all. Could it be that the fat man finally got rid of puffiness in the battle of wits with Han Xu? , became firm

Well, with such a short time, it seems unlikely.

Probably still looks haggard.

"You can go out with me, but you are not allowed to run around, and you are not allowed to bully other people's children, or you and Han Xu will be left at home in the future."

Fat Orange leaped to Shisha's neck with agility, meowed obediently, and quietly curled up into an orange fur scarf, and his big tail gently swept Shisha's cheek, showing an extraordinary cooperation.

On the contrary, Shisha was very happy that Fat Ju had such a change, which is what he was talking about.Before the fat orange was peeled and pulled, and knowing that Shisha was reluctant to beat it, its status in the family had always been high. Now Han Xu, who was killed halfway, took care of him and made his life worse than death. Only then did he realize that Shisha was good. And the importance of time sand.

The Twolegs, which it can't beat and can't grab, seems to listen to its shit-shoveling officer very much. This is the conclusion drawn by Fat Orange, so here, it is very necessary to please Shisha.

For the sake of quality of life, Fat Orange said that it can bend and stretch, and just make the shit-shoveling officer happy.

After coming back this time, although the game looked unreal like Nankey Yimeng, Han Xu's existence reminded him all the time that the survival game on the isolated island was not fake.

Shi Sha firmly remembered the last words of the system in his mind. The next round of the game will officially start a month later in real time.

Also let him cherish the vacation time and make the necessary preparations.

What is the necessary preparation? Shisha doesn't know what the next round of the game will be, and of course he doesn't know what is the necessary preparation.

However, according to the nature of the system, it is always right to prepare more necessary first aid medicines and supplies, otherwise in Luo Junyi's situation, even the most basic sutures would not be possible.

Shisha opened a pet hospital. It is normal to have more equipment and supplies for trauma surgery, but the medicine is not easy to solve. The medicine in the store is for pets.

So Shisha ordered a lot of things online. In the past few days, large and small packages have been delivered every day. Seeing the "grand occasion" here, Shisha smiled and asked him if he wanted to change his career. supermarket.

Fortunately, none of them noticed how Shisha's recent purchases were piled up in his house.

These things were naturally transferred by Shi Sha to his upgraded storage space. Of course, there are not only medical things in it, but also many outdoor survival items, such as tents, small stoves, and of course a full set of camping equipment. Use kitchen utensils.After placing the order, Shi Sha couldn't help but glanced at Han Xu who was watching TV next to him, it seemed that he was forced out by this kid

The ingredients are all wholesaled by Shisha from the nearby farmer's market, and half of the space is piled up.There is no need to worry about whether it is fresh or not. There is no need to doubt the freshness of the space.

Snacks are also indispensable, such as chocolate beef jerky and compressed biscuits, in case of emergency.

When going out today, Shi Sha went to the market to see if there was any fresh fish.He could see Fat Orange's grievances. Han Xu didn't show mercy when he grabbed the dried fish. All of Fat Orange's snacks fell into Han Xu's mouth. The stock at home was running out, and he promised Fat Orange to take some. Make it fresh.

However, the weather is too cold, and there are many kinds of seafood frozen into popsicles in the market, but fresh fish is rare and expensive.

Looking at the popsicle-like seafood, Shi Sha waved his hand and bought a lot of seafood to be delivered directly to his home.

Fat Ju squatted on Shisha's shoulder, staring at the fish in the market with salivation, eagerly picking at Shisha's coat, and held back abruptly, not jumping out.

There were acquaintances along the way, and Shisha greeted everyone with a smile, and everyone looked at the fat orange on Shisha's neck, and all showed kind smiles

"Isn't this a fat man? I'm finally willing to go out."

"Shisha, it's very good of you, you've saved the scarf, it's like a small stove."

"It's just a little heavy hahahahaha."

"Shisha, is your fat man getting fat again?"

"Don't look lazy at this fat man, he is not ambiguous at all when fighting. Our beans are so skinny that they are submissive in front of the fat man."

"That's right, our Mao Mao ran away as soon as he saw Fatty."

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Shi Sha rubbed the fat orange's neck, listening to the comfortable purring of the orange fat man, and listening to everyone's discussion, he smiled warmly.