Pseudo-white lotus survival diary

The author has something to say: Read the guide:

This article is half empty, don't set it into reality.

Same-sex marriageable background.

barren.

The protagonist will probably have some green tea, so be careful.

Cucumbers have low IQ, and there will be brainless plots, so don't spray them.

"Lin Qingye, Zhu Yu is already with me, don't pester him anymore, okay?"

Lin Hao looked at the opposite person blankly.

This boy looks innocent, with a baby face, round and big eyes, when he sincerely apologized, his mouth was slightly pursed, and his eyes blinked like an innocent child.

A very strange face.

But the deliberately dim light in this cafe, the dark brown seats, the faintly wafting music in the air and the strong aroma of coffee...everything is very familiar.

The boy's lips opened and closed, and every word entered his ears, but couldn't enter his brain.

"Lin Qingye, I beg you! Zhu Yu and I have been together for a long time, we love each other deeply, don't bother him anymore, okay!"

The sudden high-pitched voice pierced into the brain like a sharp thorn, Lin Hao's whole body was jolted up, and he woke up from the dreamlike and confused state.

Looking at the apologetic boy in front of him, Lin Hao finally confirmed one thing - he has time-traveled!

He, Lin Hao, transmigrated into the book he wrote, and became the delicate and soft heartthrob Lin Qingye!

Lin Hao: "..."

The novel he wrote is an NP novel called "Those Things About Me and Three Men". It is about Lin Qingye, an "innocent" boy with incomparable beauty, delicate body and soft body. Abandoned, burdened with huge debts, accepted the courtship of three men in desperation, and entangled with the three men.

This essay is a collection of all kinds of dog-blood PLAY, and the plot is exciting.

however--

This is a newspaper article.

The reason is that a big money lord on the Internet found Lin Hao, and asked Lin Hao to write an essay with a huge sum of thousands of characters and ten yuan, and various rainbow farts. He agreed to take over.

He forgot to eat and sleep to write the outline and make a character design according to the request of the sponsor, and even wrote the copywriting and the first three chapters under the pseudonym "Oriental Cucumber" given by the sponsor on the Shasha Forum.According to the agreement, after Lin Hao submitted the outline and released the first three chapters, a part of the money should be settled, totaling a huge sum of about 500 yuan. However, the sponsor made various excuses.

Later, Lin Hao learned through Q groups and other channels that the money owner was a liar, who used various literary websites to recruit gunmen to maintain accounts, and when the gunmen wrote articles, he would not give money.When the gunman quit, he would find someone to continue writing the next one, which is the no-cost business of short gloves and white wolves.

When Lin Hao heard it, he was furious.

He worked so hard to write the outline, make the character design, and even finished the first [-] characters. Why didn't he give money and let the studio monopolize it for nothing?No, he refuses to accept it!

He wants revenge!

Therefore, Lin Hao decided to continue pretending not to know the true face of the benefactor, and followed the benefactor's guidance to start posting.However, in Lin Hao's document, halfway through the outline, Lin Qingye was killed suddenly, and the whole novel transformed into an educational criminal investigation novel.

Sending out such an article will definitely irritate the readers, and when the time comes, he will reveal the matter of the studio and take revenge.

It's cool to think about it.

With a dream in mind, Lin Hao revised half of the outline that night. Seeing that it was late, he went to bed. Before going to bed, he was still thinking about how to modify the second half of the outline, and which man to choose as the murderer.

Unexpectedly, when he woke up the next day, he turned into Lin Qingye!

Lin Qingye was indeed good-looking, invincible, and had three top-notch boyfriends, but he was killed when he was only a third of the outline!And his tentative murderer is one of the three boyfriends!

The tentative meaning is that at the moment he doesn't know which one will kill him.

Moreover, I don't know why he killed him, because... Lin Hao hugged his head in pain, he hasn't figured out the outline behind it yet!

"...Lin Qingye?"

Ning Yu's voice brought Lin Hao back to his senses. He had been thinking about a lot of messy things just now, and he couldn't hear the boy's words clearly, so he quickly asked, "What did you say, say it again?"

The boy in front of him choked.

He wanted to turn his face a little bit, but it was hard to show it in public, his face changed for a moment, and he continued to cry, "Lin Qingye, I beg you not to meddle with us anymore, okay? I know Zhu Yu is very good, you like him very much, But he is my boyfriend, you can't keep pestering him..."

The description of the boy reminded Lin Hao of this episode. In the setting, there were several reasons why Lin Qingye embarked on the road of entanglement with the three men. The first one was that the family went bankrupt and needed a lot of money; One is that his boyfriend Zhu Yu broke up with him and stimulated him. He wanted to find a good man to save face;

The boy crying in front of him was Zhu Yu's new boyfriend Ning Yu, who probably realized that Zhu Yu was still obsessed with Lin Qingye and came here to demonstrate.

If he was the real Lin Qingye, he would probably be pissed off, but now he has only one thought - if Ning Yu comes to demonstrate, does it mean that Lin Qingye and Zhu Yu just broke up not long ago?If you just broke up, you probably haven't had time to agree to be with those three men, right?

In other words, I don't have to die?

Very good!

Lin Hao's eyes lit up.

"Okay!" Lin Hao slapped the table boldly.

The boy in front of him was once again choked by his unreasonable reaction, "...what?"

Lin Hao held his hand and said excitedly: "You are really my savior."

A savior who brought me good news.

"Huh?" Ning Yu opened her eyes wide in confusion, her eyebrows raised high in surprise.

Lin Haoyong said enthusiastically with an angel-like attitude: "Don't worry, Zhu Yu's trash is just right for you, and no one will snatch it from you."

Realizing that Lin Hao was swearing, Ning Yu's face flushed red, his shoulders raised slightly, as if he was going to get angry, but he looked around at the people who were faintly watching this way, and he endured it again, and put on a look of crying Pointing at Lin Hao, he said, "You...you are too much!"

Lin Hao: "..."

Lin Hao shuddered.

This pouting and stomping operation...Brother, did you forget that your gender is male?

He calmed down and said inexplicably, "Where am I going too far, are you calling it too much?"

He pointed a finger, "First of all, before Zhu Yu and I were together, it was you who always wanted to get involved. To be precise, you stole my boyfriend. Why are you crying here?"

He gestured with his second finger, "Secondly, Zhu Yu is a piece of rubbish. With someone like you who likes to grab food, isn't it a perfect match? I'm not wrong."

"In the end, Zhu Yu contacted me by himself. What's the use of running to me and pretending to be pitiful if you don't bother him?"

Ning Yu was dumbfounded by the blah blah shot.

In the past, Lin Qingye had a clumsy and cowardly mouth, and would only cry silently when he was bullied. Today, he seemed to be a different person. He spoke with clear logic and full of momentum, which made him speechless.

After finishing his speech, Ning Yu had nothing to refute.

Seeing that he was silent, Lin Hao slowed down his voice, "Tell me, what do you want to come to me today?"

The fig leaf was ripped off, and all masks were unnecessary.

Ning Yu sneered, Zhu Yu is not here, there is no need to continue to play a weak white lotus.

Anyway, the current Lin Qingye has suffered a crushing defeat.

Bankruptcy, debts, suspension of school, a lot of rumors about being adopted...any one of them is enough to make him unable to turn over.

Thinking about it this way, it's really pitiful.

With contempt in her eyes, Ning Yu leaned back on the chair, her voice was cold, "Okay, since you ask me, just tell me, no matter what happened before, now Zhu Yu is my boyfriend. I want you to never Contact Zhu Yu, don't talk to him, don't meet him, don't answer his text messages and phone calls, even if he asks you, you have to be indifferent!"

Lin Hao: "What if he comes to me by himself?"

Ning Yu slapped the table, "That won't work either!"

Lin Hao: "..."

Lin Hao's three views were severely impacted.

Lin Hao: "Why don't you buy a dog leash and tie him up, so don't let him out?"

"I'm notifying you, I didn't ask for your opinion!" After tearing her face, Ning Yu's lovely face showed cruelty, "If you don't do it, I will make you look better!"

Lin Hao knew that in his own settings, most of the rumors surrounding Lin Qingye were sent by Ning Yu.His threat is a real threat.

Lin Hao looked at Ning Yu for a while, nodded, and said, "Understood."

A triumphant smile appeared on Ning Yu's face.

Then, he saw Lin Hao take out his mobile phone and make a call.

The other side will be connected soon.

"Qing Ye?" The person on the other end of the phone probably didn't expect Lin Qingye to call him, his voice was both surprised and happy.

Lin Hao was expressionless, "Zhu Yu, Ning Yu came to find me, he asked me not to contact you, not to talk to you, even if you stand in front of me, you can't even look at you, and you can't call back when you send text messages..."

Ning Yu quickly stood up from her chair and jumped over to grab the phone, saying, "Don't talk nonsense!"

Lin Hao leaned back to avoid his snatching.Ning Yu didn't pay attention to the coffee cup in front of her because of her impatience, and she rushed forward too much, knocking the cup down.

Brown coffee poured out, spilled all over the table, and even wet his white T-shirt.

"Damn it!" He frantically grabbed the tissue on the table and wiped himself.

Lin Qingye continued to calmly say to Zhu Yu while watching him wipe away in embarrassment, "...I think what he said is too right, you must never contact me again... Ah yes, take care of your own boyfriend , always threatening me, it’s so scary.”

"That's not the case..." Ning Yu anxiously explained beside, Lin Qingye had already hung up the phone.

Ning Yu blushed with anger.

"You see, I can do it right. I did exactly what you wanted. After I made this call, Zhu Yu will definitely not contact me again." Lin Hao waved his phone innocently, "You must never contact me in the future." Stop begging me."

Ning Yu didn't expect Lin Hao to act coquettishly in front of him, and exploded in anger, "Lin Qingye, wait and see!"

Lin was so unbelievable, "I will do things according to your wishes, but you are not satisfied and threaten me?"

Ning Yu: "You did it on purpose!"

"So what if I did it on purpose?" Lin Hao was also very angry. He didn't understand why Ning Yu was still so aggressive when he seriously rejected Zhu Yu according to his intention.

After thinking for a while, he suddenly realized, "Do you think I'm suing you to tarnish your image?"

Ning Yu: "Isn't it?"

"I see." Lin Hao nodded, "I understand, I'm sorry..."

Then he picked up the coffee cup in front of him and threw it on Ning Yu's face and body.

"Ahh! Lin Qingye!" Ning Yu screamed.

"I'm helping you!" Lin Hao said, "If you go back like this and tell Zhu Yu that I bullied you and poured you coffee, won't you change your image?"

Ning Yu paused as she wiped her face, that's exactly what he thought just now.

Lin Hao pointed at himself and felt that he was a very helpful boy, "I am a good person, I really hope that you will last forever and never be separated, so don't bother me."

Feeling that the matter had been settled, Lin Hao stood up without even paying the money, and happily left the coffee shop—he had helped Ning Yu a lot just now, so he should pay the money.

He was in a very happy mood: Great, the three boyfriends are gone, and now even the ex-boyfriend is gone.

From then on, he was innocent and clean, with invincible beauty, as long as he worked harder, he would become a winner in life.

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

"Call, call, call..."

The magical child's cell phone rang.

Lin Hao didn't even look at it, and picked it up, "Hello?"

A domineering male voice came from the phone, "Lin Qingye, come and accompany me tonight!"