The villain's counterattack strategy [comprehensive martial arts]

Long Xiaoyun bit his chopsticks, looked at his father who was eating in the pit, and then at Uncle Li who was eating seriously but was in a daze and didn't even care to put the most hated green pepper in his mouth. His intuition told him that there was something wrong.

"Father, didn't you sleep well last night? Look at the dark circles under your eyes." Long Xiaoyun asked maliciously.

Long Xiaoyun paused with his chopsticks, without raising his head, he said, "Why do you talk so much when eating?"

Long Xiaoyun curled his lips disapprovingly, secretly thinking that his father was guilty.

Turning his eyes, he turned to Li Xun Huan in surprise and said, "Uncle Li, you also have dark circles under your eyes, did you not sleep well last night? The bed is too small and it is uncomfortable to sleep, or my father's sleeping position is not good and he is pressing you down." ?”

Speaking of the back, hey hey smirked.

Li Xunhuan: "..."

Long Xiaoyun: "..."

The two adults who were named were extremely embarrassed.

Long Xiaoyun really deserves to be Long Xiaoyun's species, he is observant and imaginative, these two points are in line with Long Xiaoyun.

Could it be that there is a big problem with the sleeping position, the brains of the two old men are abnormally active, and after their respective rich and complex imaginations, they toss and turn and cannot fall asleep.Especially the bed is not big, the arms and legs can't be stretched, and touching them from time to time will bring a little ripple in my heart.

Two old men who misunderstood each other and had a crush on themselves kept thinking wildly.

Finally you look at me, I...

Li Xunhuan closed his eyes, thinking about what to do with his righteous brother in the future, in Long Xiaoyun's eyes, isn't it an invitation?

As soon as Long Xiaoyun's brain became hot, he planned to follow the moral heart and decided to sacrifice himself to help the other party.

So he closed his eyes and took the initiative to present himself.

Li Xunhuan: "..."

Long Xiaoyun, who had really taken advantage of it, took a serious look at himself, um, it felt good.

I don't know if he was too panicked and upset, the shocked Li Xunhuan took a trick.

Courtesy is reciprocated, and the color is returned, and the eaten tofu will be eaten back.

When two straight men come and go, a single spark can start a prairie fire, and it's out of control.

The kind that men know.

The two innocent men experienced a kind of beauty from the babbling, green and astringent deep gnawing.

That's pretty fantastic.

Fortunately, the two of them were still sane, and they didn't casually confess that the first time was in a place like an inn.

Mutual help is even more important. After all, they are newbies in love, and they are still very innocent. It is inevitable that they are not very skilled in business. Let alone a half-run, even a kiss makes them toss and turn. They cannot sleep at night.

Such an unbelievably innocent old man!

From a series of reactions from the two elders, Long Xiaoyun figured out that his personality was more or less inseparable, and then lamented that he was really a precocious child.

In his previous life, when he was eleven or twelve years old, he bid farewell to being a virgin.

How does it look like Dad and Uncle Li, tsk tsk.

It seems that Uncle Li was either pretending to be romantic in his previous life, or he was stimulated by his parents.

On the way back, Long Xiaoyun and Li Xunhuan were full of worries, whenever their eyes accidentally met, they would immediately move away like a frightened deer, making Long Xiaoyun laugh secretly.

Judging from this situation, he should have multiple fathers in a short time.

Back in Li Yuan, Long Xiaoyun really had a father.

Stepfather, his mother found it.

*****

Lin Shiyin led a group of guards and got into the carriage with the help of her personal servant girl.

The wind is warm and the sun is beautiful, and the sweet scent of osmanthus is floating in the air.

"Miss, you are in a good mood today, but what happy things happened?"

Lin Shiyin's pair of autumn water cut pupils flashed a light of surprise, and she said with a gentle smile, "Today's weather is sunny, so my mood is naturally very sunny."

The truth is that the great prophecy book "The Ruthless Sword of the Passionate Swordsman" was updated on January [-]!

On this day worthy of celebration, an extra chapter has been updated.

After a long time, the corners of Lin Shiyin's raised lips pulled down little by little, and the smile on her face gradually disappeared.

What, this extra chapter is about what happened after A Fei and Lin Xian'er lived in seclusion.

After marrying A Fei, Lin Xianer didn't know if she still had a good conscience and didn't want to tarnish the pure body of A Fei, a pure young man, or because she didn't trust the novice's skills, she never gave A Fei a chance to practice, and at most gave him some sweetness.

In this way, Ah Fei endured it.

I also feel that Lin Xian'er is innocent and cannot scare her.

Lin Shiyin: "..."

It can only be said that Ah Fei is so convenient and naive in love, and the halo of the green hat on his head is shining and dazzling without knowing it.

Lin Shiyin curled her lips secretly, she only cared about her cousin's emotional trends, and didn't care about other stinky men at all, especially since Ah Fei is still a cute little kid, forgive her for not being able to look directly at the "green hat man" in the prophecy book.

However, what exactly is A Fei looking for in Lin Xian'er?

looks?

Impossible, Ah Fei is not such a superficial man.

Lin Shiyin looked through the story carefully, and finally saw a place that she had overlooked. A Fei saw the shadow of his mother in Lin Xian'er.

The gentle illusion that Lin Xian'er deliberately created made A Fei feel pity for her.

Thanks to the prophecy book "Wulin Outer History Biography", Lin Shiyin has a deep understanding of Bai Feifei, and deeply understands what a pitiful, hateful, terrible and respectable woman Bai Feifei is.

The lovers of Shen Lang and his wife finally got married. Wang Lianhua changed his ways and went overseas with Shen Lang and his wife and Panda Er to live in seclusion in Penglai Xiandao. Jin Wuwang established his own power in the desert by virtue of his resourcefulness.Only Bai Feifei, her fate was not good, she left alone.

From A Fei's memories of his mother's few words, it can be seen that Bai Feifei is very gentle in A Fei's memory, and he loves A Fei very much.

After meeting a woman who is as "gentle" and "beautiful" as his mother, A Fei naturally has a good impression of her.

In Lin Xian'er's exquisite acting skills, he thought he was in love with each other and identified her.

A Fei has seen enough of his mother's suffering of not being able to stay with his father for the rest of his life, and wants to treat Lin Xian'er even better, and doesn't want her to suffer the same hardship as his mother.

Lin Xian'er Hong Xing cheated, even if she found some clues, she pretended to be deaf and dumb.

Because I love her, I choose to trust her.

It wasn't until I saw it with my own eyes and heard it with my own ears that my heart was ashamed.

After some analysis, Lin Shiyin was slightly moved.

Alas, it is understandable for A Fei to empathize and not be in a relationship. Whoever makes his cousin look gentle, is actually firm and independent. The key is that there is no femininity and softness. partial memory.

Suddenly, the carriage stopped abruptly.

Lin Shiyin bumped her head into the arms of the maid, and the two of them rolled into a ball, with one face pressed against the soft ball.

Lin Shiyin: "..."

The maid hit her back against the wall of the car, gasping for breath in pain, her face wrinkled into a ball, and just like this, she still sticks to her post and protects her lady in her arms loyally, so that... her chest hurts even more.

"Miss, are you alright?"

Lin Shiyin rubbed her face, got up from the maid's arms, and said depressedly: "No problem, are you injured?"

The servant girl rubbed her old waist and said with a bitter face, "It shouldn't be a big problem."

Thinking of the culprit who caused her to come here, she lifted the curtain of the car and said angrily: "Old horse, how can you drive a car?"

The old horse said with a more bitter face than her: "It's not my fault, a donkey appeared out of nowhere and hijacked our carriage."

Maid: "..."

Put your mother's shit, donkeys can hijack carriages, is this Zhang Guolao's donkey?

You are obviously questioning my IQ.

The maid felt that the old horse was dishonest, and she was unwilling to find a good excuse to shirk responsibility.

So, I bent down and got out of the carriage, intending to give him a good look.

As a result, when I looked down, I saw the black donkey who kept flirting with his head and played with Hei Xuanfeng.

Maid: "..."

what's going on?

The old horse didn't lie to her?

Had a donkey shamelessly hijacked their carriage?

Just to tease a good family and young horse?

The servant girl was dumbfounded and said, "Where is the donkey?"

It's too shameless.

Old horse: "...it's a jackass."

The servant girl had a strange expression: "...Is Black Whirlwind a mare?"

The old horse: "...a stallion."

The two stared at each other, realizing the problem.

Even the male horses were not spared. This black donkey was either lame and found the wrong mate, or he was too mad.

From the ferocious footsteps of the black whirlwind's continuous hooves, it can be concluded that it does not want to have a strange love affair with a black donkey.

"When did it happen outside?" Lin Shiyin asked curiously.

The servant girl covered her face with a veil, she couldn't help laughing and said, "Hei Xuanfeng is taken by the black donkey."

Lin Shiyin was dumbfounded, she lifted the curtain of the car to look out, then pursed her red lips and smiled.

"Hei Xuanfeng has grown up, so it's time to find a companion." Lin Shiyin paused, and said, "It doesn't matter if it's a horse or a donkey."

The maid laughed out loud, and said: "But, that is a jackass, and Hei Xuanfeng doesn't want to be nice to it."

Lin Shiyin's beautiful eyes widened, and she laughed with the maid.

Smiling and laughing, a word "things follow the shape of the master" suddenly popped up in my mind.

No, no, my cousin likes men, but Hei Xuanfeng doesn't like men, and the maid said that he doesn't want to have sex.

Thinking about it this way, his expression became even weirder.

Outside, the guards of the Li family got off their horses and drove away the shameless black donkey.

The black donkey sticks out its hooves, kicks forwards and kicks back, causing great damage.Whoever dares to stop it from pairing with Black Whirlwind to develop a relationship, it will never let him go, it must let him taste the strength of the black donkey's hooves!

The guards: "..."

Black Whirlwind: "..."

"Ass! Ass, where are you?"

Voices call from far and near.

Not long after, a handsome and gentle young man came running out of breath, and when he saw the stupid donkey who was chasing someone else's horse, he threw a stick at it.

The young man pinched his waist, gritted his teeth and said: "You shameless donkey, you let me carry me, and you dared to knock me off halfway. See how I can fix you!"

The black donkey tilted its head, opened its mouth, grabbed the carrot hanging on the stick, and chewed it.

It is not afraid of the threat of the stupid master.

The other party has no skills, so he will scare the donkey with harsh words, and if he has the ability to stew the donkey in a pot.

The old god of the black donkey was there, and he took the time to roll his eyes at the chattering boy, his contemptuous eyes seemed to say, "I won't talk, just listen to your fart quietly."

The young man's eyes twitched, his nose almost twisted in anger, and he stretched out his hand to pat the black donkey's buttocks, "The donkey (repeatedly) won't change after being taught!"

The black donkey snorted.

What are you doing?

The world is getting worse, and it’s fine to use hands and feet with the donkey at ordinary times, but it’s absolutely unbearable to mess around with the donkey in front of its dear, destroying its heroic image.It is a reserved donkey and must be photographed back!

The black donkey immediately raised its hoof and kicked back.

The unsuspecting young man fell headlong. If he hadn't been pulled by the guards, he would probably be cold.

juvenile:"……"