The villain's counterattack strategy [comprehensive martial arts]

Wu Hua will never read this fragrant and erotic novel of "Zi Jin Zhen Jing".

Even if it wasn't based on him and Chu Liuxiang, he didn't have the courage to continue reading.

The lower limit of the conduct of this monk named Yue Piaoxiang simply surpassed human imagination.

Wu Hua put on a monk's robe and went outside, taking a walk under the moonlight to calm herself down.

Chu Liuxiang looked at the empty room, looked at the book at hand, and after a long silence, picked up the book again.

Originally, he kindly shared the best-selling book with his confidant, but in the end, the character of the male protagonist in the book looks like no flower, and the romantic and suave good friend is very similar to him. He also lamented that the two of them had such a strong relationship, it seemed that he and Wuhua were envious of others, but in the end, thunder fell from the sky...

Now that Wuhua is gone, there is nothing embarrassing for him alone.

As the saying goes, it is most taboo to give up halfway.

He might as well finish the book.

If it wasn't for the coincidence that the setting of the male protagonist and his good friend is similar to him and Wuhua, Chu Liuxiang would not feel embarrassed at all.

After all, in recent years, the folk customs have been open, and there are a lot of classmates and brothers. In order to respond to the call of the times, nine out of ten scriptures will describe the splitting of peaches and breaking their sleeves. If you don’t write about it, you won’t be able to keep up with the trend.

The first time Chu Liuxiang came into contact with this kind of book was half a year ago, when Li Hongxiu threw him a bunch of materials and forced him to write them down, and then a ghost novel was accidentally mixed into the pair of materials.

At the beginning, it tells the story of a male vixen who went down the mountain to steal chickens for the female fox he liked, but unfortunately was caught by the hunter, married and became his wife...

Really sad ending.

At that time, Chu Liuxiang felt that something fell from him and could never be picked up again.

He realized in a daze that monsters were not scary at all compared to humans.

Chu Liuxiang reopened the novel, and quickly read to the end while Wuhua was away.

Perhaps it was a habit brought about by investigating cases. After reading the beginning and not showing him the end, he felt awkward and uncomfortable, and couldn't sleep well.Even if continuing to watch may bring about such terrible potential dangers as losing morals and breaking the three views, he will persist until the end.

The result of not giving up halfway and ending with a beginning is...

Chu Liuxiang was wilted and depressed.

This novel is indeed a bestseller praised by countless men. It is not enough for the monk to have good friends, so he continues to indulge in flowers and grass, seek honey everywhere, and have affairs with many girls and young women in the rivers and lakes from time to time.

This kind of behavior directly angered the good friend and caused the other party to blacken.

This flirtatious man who is crazy about love deliberately let others find out about him and the monk, so the other party was forced to return to vulgarity, and when he arrived at the foot of the mountain, he was beaten unconscious by his best friend and locked him up.

In order to escape from the other party, the male protagonist practiced an evil skill that he had obtained in previous experiences.

This martial art is powerful. After a woman practices it, it has the effect of beautifying and beautifying her face. At the last level of practice, she can turn into a white jade beauty. He originally planned to give it to a confidante to please her.

Unlike women, men practicing this martial art will have a horrific side effect.

——Become neither yin nor yang, more and more like a woman, and even become pregnant as a man in the end!

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

No, there is absolutely no such martial arts in the world!

At the end of the story, after experiencing a series of robbery, rape, abuse, love, and running thousands of miles with the ball to chase his wife, the two were reunited and ushered in the finale.

The male protagonist gave birth to children for his good friends, and the family of five lived happily together.

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Is the heroine in the original story a monk?

Wuhua returned to the room and found that Chu Liuxiang's eyes were dull and her face was in a daze, as if she had been hit by a big blow.

"What's wrong with you?"

Chu Liuxiang stared at him blankly, and said, "Men can still have children."

Wuhua: "...you give birth to one for me to see?"

Chu Liuxiang threw the novel to him and said, "Look at the hero, he has three children."

Wuhua's handsome face instantly darkened.

A monk with a personality and appearance similar to his, it's fine to hook up with all men and women, and have children?

"impossible!"

Wuhua reopened this evil book, he never believed that a man can have children!

Although he likes to watch some strange things occasionally, he can't accept such things as men giving birth!

When she turned to that page, Wu Hua threw the novel to Chu Liuxiang again.

He is not so boring, whether the hero will have children is none of his business.

"Why didn't you watch it again?" Chu Liuxiang asked strangely.

Wuhua glanced at him, and said: "You are so interested in this kind of thing, is it possible that you also want to have the same physique as Yue Piaoxiang? Yue Piaoxiang, Chu Liuxiang, your names are like brothers , you work hard, you don't need to practice that martial arts to get pregnant and have children."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

I don't!I'm not!This is a misunderstanding!

night.

In the dark night, you can't see your fingers.

Under the moonlight, a red shadow flashed by the window.

In a quiet and dark room, the person on the bed has already fallen asleep.

The wind blew from the outside, and the door opened gently.

The red shadow tiptoed to the bedside, with a charming and sweet smile on her lips, one hand stretched towards the curtain, and then stretched forward, then quickly lifted the quilt, a pair of slender hands quickly tapped on the target's chest few times.

"Changsun Hong?" A clear and sleepy voice sounded softly.

"Unexpectedly, I succeeded!" The girl in red said triumphantly.

The owner of that voice was silent for a moment, and said, "What are you doing here?"

The girl in red smiled coquettishly: "The moon is dark and the wind is high, I'm lonely, what do you think I want to do?"

In the darkness, there was a very low gasp.

"Master Wuhua is scary? Even if you're scared, I won't let you go, who made you face me like that before." Then, he quickly changed his attitude, biting his red lips lightly, and said aggrievedly: "My parents It’s not bad, and I have sincere feelings for the master, why is the master not willing to take pity on the beauty? If you don’t want to, I have no choice but to do it myself.”

Wuhua said: "Then you are late."

Changsun Hong was taken aback for a moment, she didn't know what to think, and said angrily: "Could it be that there is a little hoof that gets there first?"

Wuhua: "..."

Wu Hua was silent for a while, and said, "The little hoof you mentioned is on the bed."

Outside the window, the dark clouds dissipated, the moon was shining brightly, and the light in the room brightened up.

The scene on the bed also came into Changsun Hong's eyes. She saw the monk in white leaning against the wall, and beside him lay a handsome young man, staring at her strangely.

Chang Sunhong: "..."

No wonder Wuhua didn't respond when she touched the acupoints, it turned out that she didn't die from sleep, but was confident.

Chang Sunhong opened his mouth and said, "You guys have this kind of relationship..."

Chang Sunhong's world is relatively simple and rough. It is equally dangerous for a man and a man to lie on the same bed as a man and a woman. In her world view, brotherly love does not need to share the same bed, which is understandable occasionally. Often there is a problem for that.

In private, it might be Brother Qi.

As for whether monks can have Qi brothers...

Is Wuhua the kind of person who can be a monk for a lifetime?

Absolutely not, Shi Niangniang's plan cannot do without him.

Chang Sunhong is also a considerate person. Originally, she was shocked, jealous and hated Wuhua's first time being taken away by a stinky man.Especially that handsome young man gave him a "provocative" look from time to time, as if to show off "I slept with the man you can't get"!

Are you angry?

Can Chang Sunhong not hate her rival?

She was so angry that she wished to tear up the hateful face of the little boy, but she wanted to suppress herself from getting angry.

Crazy woman, no one likes.

If she got mad on the spot and asked Wu Hua to see her hideous face, wouldn't the little boy's scheme succeed?

Wuhua looked at Changsun Hong's changing face, and said calmly: "This is the land of Buddhism, women should not stay for a long time, and I hope Miss Changsun will leave quickly."

Changsun Hong stared at Wuhua's peerless and charming face under the moonlight, thinking that she was not so easy to dismiss, nor so easy to give up.

These years, she has been with Shi Guanyin and has seen many things in the world.

What does Wuhua have to do with just getting into bed with a man.

Now the other party is 17 years old, good in looks, talent, martial arts, everything, he lacks everything except someone to warm his bed.Men, they are all like that, it is impossible for them to keep their minds ascetic, there must be a channel to vent their pressure.

Otherwise, over time, problems will inevitably arise.

Although the little boy has taken the lead, he is afraid of comparison in everything.The other party is five-year-old and three-year-old, how can she be as soft and sweet as her.After Wuhua has tasted the taste of a woman, she will understand the beauty of a woman.

It is unrealistic to say how much Chang Sunhong likes Wuhua.

The first time she saw Wuhua, she fell in love with this flower of Gaoling, but the other party regarded her as nothing.

As the saying goes, the more you can't get, the more people miss you.

The more ruthless and rude Wu Hua is to her, the more Chang Sun Hong misses him.

"You want to drive me away?" She said quietly, her tone was full of loneliness and sadness, "I don't mind your affairs. I really like you, can't you leave a place for me in your heart?"

What a considerate and compromised girl, no one can bear to disappoint her.

It's a pity that Wu Hua gave birth to a hard-hearted heart, and said coldly: "The little monk can't bear the love of the girl, so I ask the girl to leave quickly, so that no one will find out."

Changsun Hong turned cold, and said: "So what if someone finds out, I'm not the one lying on the same bed with a man."

Chu Liuxiang who was lying on the same bed with Wuhua: "..."

"Then try it. No one in Shaolin Temple knows about the matter between me and him. But you..." Wu Hua sneered and said, "If your identity is discovered, can Shi Guanyin forgive you?"

Changsun Hong's face turned pale, bit her lip, and said bitterly: "You are really heartless."

Wu Hua said: "If you know it, don't make any more plans on me."

Chang Sunhong couldn't understand, "How can I not compare to him?"

Wuhua said: "I would rather marry him than you, you can feel it for yourself."

Chang Sunhong: "..."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Chang Sunhong gave Xiaobailian a hard look, and left with a gust of fragrant wind.

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Chu Liuxiang, who quietly watched the conversation between the two, looked hopeless.Thank you Master Wuhua for your love, he can't afford it.

Wuhua used him as a shield, Chu Liuxiang didn't care, but...

"Aren't you worried about her going out and talking nonsense?"

"It's okay, she doesn't know you, and I might return to vulgarity at any time."

"..."

Wuhua doesn't worry about things, what is he worried about, is his reputation as good as Wuhua's?

Chu Liuxiang swung his legs up and down, which showed that he hadn't been hit at all.

"She's so pretty, don't you like it?"

Wuhua was almost the one he had seen growing up since he was a child. Chu Liuxiang has always held the mentality of an old father and cared about his feelings for him.Every time seeing Wuhua makes the little girls tremble, Chu Liuxiang feels a sense of pride and a slight sense of loss that my family has grown up with.

Every time I think of the little cabbage that I have worked so hard to raise for others, I feel like those stupid fathers who are reluctant to marry their daughters, and they can't stand the feeling of "I can't help my father".

"I don't like cruel women."

Ruthless?

Chu Liuxiang sat upright, to prevent Wuhua from being ruined, no, from being spoiled, he asked Changsun Hong about her situation.

In his broken memory, there is no Changsun Hong.

Not to mention that the other party is Wuhua's nominal wife.

Wu Hua gave him a strange look, and said, "Why are you paying so much attention to her? Have you taken a fancy to her?"

Chu Liuxiang shook her head violently, and said, "You don't even like cruel women, how could I like them."

Wuhua: "..."