The villain's counterattack strategy [comprehensive martial arts]

Lu Xiaofeng is a smart, witty, affectionate, and humorous man.

His martial arts are first-class, his drinking capacity and thick skin are better than martial arts, and his flirtatious and lustful is also unmatched.

He has many advantages and disadvantages, but the biggest disadvantage is being nosy.

He often encounters weird things. In fact, many times it is not that he is nosy, but he is forced to get involved in troublesome things and has to deal with them.This kind of troublesome physique is exactly the same as his master, but fortunately, he is also shrouded in a halo of luck at the same time, and he can always turn bad luck into good fortune.

Lu Xiaofeng is the only martial arts prodigy that Ye Gucheng has seen in his life. He admires him very much, but at the same time he hates him so much that his teeth itch, so he wants to punish him, watching him jump and change his face into a helpless and dejected little pitiful look.

Ye Gucheng didn't admit that this was retaliation for the other party's bad deeds. He felt that he was only influenced by Ximen Chuuxue.Don't look at Ximen Chuuxue as being cruel and unkind, he is also a person with deep bad tastes, otherwise he wouldn't ask Lu Xiaofeng to shave off his beloved mustache every time he begs to come to the door.

Ye Gucheng smiled, and thought of a brilliant idea randomly, a good idea to make Lu Xiaofeng avoid him in the future.

"Ah! Sunshine..."

The chaimen opened, and Sikong Zaixing, who had seen the sun again, was almost moved to tears.

"Monkey spirit!"

Lu Xiaofeng saw his good brother from a distance expressing his feelings towards the setting sun, his face was filled with joy, and he sped up his pace and rushed towards him.

"Lu Xiaoji, Lu Sandan, you're here!"

When Sikong Zhaixing heard his friend's call, tears filled his eyes, he opened his arms and gave him a big hug.He tightly strangled his good brother's neck, wishing he could suffocate him.

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng looked like a rooster whose neck had been strangled, his neck was flushed red all the way to his face.Seeing being strangled to death, he pushed suddenly, rubbed his fragile neck, blew his beard and stared and said, "You want to murder relatives and friends?"

"Who made you come so late?" Sikong Zaixing looked sad and said sadly, "Do you know how much I have suffered in these three days?"

Lu Xiaofeng sniffed his nose hard, and a smell similar to stinky salted fish and rotten eggs mixed with the sour sweat left over from the rotten straw mat in summer rushed straight to his forehead, almost making him faint.He pinched his nose, tilted his head back, and said with a look of disgust: "It smells."

Pointing at his nose, Sikong Zhaixing said angrily: "Why do you hate me, you stinky chicken?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "You can smell it yourself."

Sikong Zaixingxing was used to it, so he didn't feel that he stinks, but Lu Xiaofeng said so, he should give him some face no matter what.So, I lowered my head and sniffed, then raised my arms to smell it, and sniffed it under my armpit as if it wasn't enough, and said, "Where is the smell, it's a little sour... vomit..."

The smell of swill was comparable to biochemical weapons, Sikong Zhaixing's stomach twitched, and he retched a few times on the spot.

Lu Xiaofeng twitched the corners of his mouth, his expression was indescribable.

Sikong Zhaixing was thick-skinned enough, without changing his face, he said: "I'm pretty good, if you spend two nights in this woodshed, you must smell worse than me."

Sikong Zhaixing said while picking his eyes with his little finger, his hair was disheveled, his clothes were wrinkled like dried pickles, he looked like a beggar in desperation.

He was in such a miserable state, Lu Xiaofeng really couldn't bear to be a bully and provoke this poor man.

Sikong Zhaixing flicked his finger, and the eyeballs flew out with a "swoosh".

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng endured it, and couldn't help it: "Can you stop being so disgusting?"

"Huh?" Sikong Zhaixing looked bewildered, the hand that flicked the eyeballs was placed on Lu Xiaofeng's shoulder, and he said inexplicably, "What's disgusting?"

The veins on Lu Xiaofeng's forehead twitched, and he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth, "It's nothing."

Sikong Zhaixing withdrew his hands behind his back, looked up to the sky and sighed, "I've been thinking about it day and night, and finally I'm looking forward to you, Lu Sandan!"

Lu Xiaofeng laughed and said, "I'm not a beautiful woman, what do you want to do day and night?"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "You think I'm thinking, it's not the Baiyun City Lord who said, when will you come, when will he let you go."

"You know Ye Gucheng?" Sikong Zaixing asked strangely: "Why did he agree to let me go? I have known you for many years, why don't I know that you have such a big face?"

It wasn't that he looked down on Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng hadn't been in the arena for a long time, and he hadn't made a name for himself yet, Ye Gucheng wouldn't pay attention to such a nameless scoundrel.Sikong Zhaixing directly conveyed the doubts in his heart to the parties involved.

Lu Nameless Rat Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng said with a straight face: "Take it back, we are still good brothers."

This is a critical moment to test friendship, as long as it is not a plastic brother, Sikong Zhaixing will naturally know how to answer.

"This is what I say from the bottom of my heart. You can't force me to say good-sounding and useless lies against my conscience."

Sikong Zhaixing has an unyielding expression on his face, he also has backbone!

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

The seed called Hate has been sown.

Don't want such a shit brother!Friends make friends!

Sikong Zhaixing took a hot bath and rubbed a thick layer of dirt on his body, it was really horrible, Lu Xiaofeng grinned and looked away, unable to look directly at the picture of his good brother washing.

Sikong Zhaixing didn't care at all, he took a cup of water to wash his face contentedly, and muttered: "The treasure in my warehouse was stolen, and the thief was also caught, there is no reason to handle it lightly..."

He thought for a long time, but he didn't think of the reason, he opened his mouth and shouted: "Lu Xiaoji, Ye Gucheng let me go without any conditions?"

Facing his friend's question, Lu Xiaofeng stroked his upper lip, and said solemnly, "Well..."

Half an hour ago.

Lu Xiaofeng was led to the hall by his servants, and saw Ye Gucheng who was a combination of appearance, money, status and power.God seems to be particularly partial to him, and bestowed on him all the good things, even swordsmanship.

Everything is taken up by him, but looking at himself, eating is a problem.

envious!envy!

Jealousy makes people ugly, Lu Xiaofeng rubbed his face twice, and sighed in his heart, the same person does not have the same fate.

"Your sword..."

Lu Xiaofeng stared at the intricate and gorgeous patterns on the hilt and scabbard, always feeling an indescribably weird feeling.

Ye Gucheng followed his gaze, his heart skipped a beat, and his fingers accidentally touched the pattern on the hilt.

Ye Gucheng: "..." Not good!

Lu Xiaofeng is a very attractive man, but Lu Xiaofeng without a beard like eyebrows has no soul, and his charm value has dropped by more than two gears. When a woman sees that baby face, she rejects it and doesn't want to be with "little one" at all. "Brother" develops in depth.

Lu Xiaofeng has been practicing with the two masters. The two masters have their own way of dressing, not to mention the aesthetics. They know that the dolls of the apprentices are easy to fall in love, but they never thought of reminding each other. In a few words, I would not suggest that Lu Xiaofeng grow a beard and pretend to be mature.How cute is the baby-faced apprentice, what a beard!It can be seen how unscrupulous the two masters are.

This also caused Lu Xiaofeng, who had just entered the arena, to be overconfident, thinking that he was the same as the two masters. Whenever a woman saw him, her face would blush, her ears would blush, her heart would beat faster, and she would shyly like him and love him to death.

Poor Lu Xiaofeng neglected a crucial thing - the two masters each had their own beauty, but Lu Xiaofeng had a baby face.

In the eyes of many women, a man with a baby face = immature, childish, little brother.

However, Lu Xiaofeng didn't realize the importance of a beard at the beginning, nor did he realize how to improve his style through dressing up.

His hair is casual, and his clothes are also casual because money is tight, but his ambition is beyond reproach, even admirable.

He once swears to the sky that he will roam the rivers and lakes, drink the strongest wine, ride the fastest horse, and take the most beautiful girl to gallop to watch the sunset.

It's so freewheeling!

Ye Gucheng: "..."

Then, Lu Xiaofeng fell in love.

He met a beautiful woman and tasted the sweet and sour taste of first love.

But the next day, he was dumped!

The reason is——

The girl hesitated and said, "Others think you are my younger brother."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

The girl's heart is very kind, and her words are very tactful.

The general meaning has also been expressed, the boyfriend can't take it out, it's embarrassing.

Lu Xiaofeng hurt his self-esteem, because he couldn't take it out and was broken up, what is this called?

Feelings came and went in a hurry, this kind of sad ending was completely opposite to what was expected, Lu Xiaofeng felt that this was an exception, and he could make up for the regret through the next love affair.Breaking up in love is not terrible, Lu Xiaofeng started the next time with high spirits.

The second love affair ended with a kiss.

Lu Xiaofeng blushed, trying to maintain the demeanor of an elite young hero.

The girl in red smacked her mouth and commented: "Why does it smell like milk?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

The third time they fell in love, after each other had gnawed sweetly.

"you……"

Lu Xiaofeng gained experience, hurriedly said: "I drank kumiss."

The girl in yellow: "...Oh."

That's not what she wanted to say.

Looking at Lu Xiaofeng's face, the girl in yellow suddenly discovered the New World, "Ah! You have a baby face, and you have baby fat. Your face hasn't even grown. Are you really 16 years old?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "...It's absolutely true."

The girl was dubious, frowned for a while, and decided not to fall in love with her younger brother who was suspected to be younger than her.

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Ye Gucheng: "..."

In order to get rid of the taste of milk, Lu Xiaofeng refused kumiss and baby face from then on, drank sweet and mellow wine, and practiced himself not to get drunk after a thousand cups.Due to his inexperience, he still couldn't figure out what to do, and he didn't expect to grow a beard that would make him look mature and attractive.

It's no wonder that Lu Xiaofeng is jealous of Ye Gucheng, he is really more angry than others.

Ye Gucheng sympathized with Lu Xiaofeng's experience very much, but he still showed no mercy.

"I can let Sikong Zhaixing go, but there is a requirement."

"any request?"

"When you see me in the future, you must shave off your beard."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

My beard hasn't grown yet, so you're already thinking about it.

"Lu Sandan? Lu Xiaoji?"

Lu Xiaofeng regained consciousness, "What?"

"Why did you suddenly lose your mind? Tell me quickly, what request did Ye Gucheng make?"

Lu Xiaofeng's expression was serious.

Don't break the casserole and ask the end, we are still good brothers.

He tightly shut his mouth, not to give Sikong Zaixing a chance to find out the truth.