The villain's counterattack strategy [comprehensive martial arts]

How can a man be a bride?

Unless a man disguises himself as a woman, he will never get married.

But would a normal man marry?

Whatever Chu Liuxiang thought, she felt that this was a fantasy.

He didn't ask about Wuhua's specific situation, and he always felt that he was not very friendly to Sanguan after asking.

This time, Chu Liuxiang went to Putian Shaolin Temple with him, and obviously found that Wuhua's popularity remained high.

The younger generation of Shaolin Temple in Putian was almost wiped out and became loyal fans of Wuhua.

"I haven't seen you in half a year. Your style is even better than before."

The old monks saw Wuhua and smiled kindly, and the young monks all worshiped and admired Wuhua.

Wu Hua listened to him teasing herself, smiled lightly, and said, "It's not as good as the marshal among the robbers, but the best young master among the hooligans is very desirable."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Just finished the topic of a man getting married, "longing in the heart" and so on, in the ears of a big man like Chu Liuxiang, there was an indescribably gay feeling.

The sky was dark, and there was little smoke rising from a small kitchen in Shaolin Temple.

Chu Liuxiang's handicraft-like fingers were washing fruits and vegetables. After washing, she showed off her superb knife skills that made countless chefs ashamed.

When friends come to visit me from afar, they have to show their hands and reward each other.

The iron pan was boiled dry, Wuhua added some peanut oil to it, and then put the garlic in it.

The crushed garlic made of fried peanuts makes a "sizzling" sound.

Immediately afterwards, there was another "Zi La" sound, and the smell of meat overflowed.

Chu Liuxiang raised his eyes and was taken aback, saying, "This is chicken!"

"I know." Wu Hua said, "I don't want to eat it, I will cook it for you."

Chu Liuxiang said: "Didn't you say before that monks are not allowed to touch meat, and even cook meat dishes?"

Wuhua said: "Now I think about it."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Chu Liuxiang didn't believe it, he had his own opinion, he stared straight at the handsome monk, and asked suspiciously: "Are you deliberately not wanting to burn meat for me to eat?"

Wuhua's mind was punctured, but she still didn't change her face, and said: "Cooking is a labor-intensive thing. I cook hard, but I cook something that I can't eat. What am I trying to do?"

Chu Liuxiang said righteously: "We are friends, shouldn't you make an exception for me?"

Wuhua said: "I'll make an exception for you, are you embarrassed to speak?"

Chu Liuxiang was shameless, and said: "What's there to be embarrassed about. If you want to eat, you can secretly eat with me, anyway, no one will see."

Wuhua said: "Stop mentioning such disrespectful words to the Buddha."

Chu Liuxiang said: "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha will keep it in his heart. Occasionally give yourself extra meals, and the Buddha will forgive you."

Wuhua Liangliang glanced at him, and said: "If you say such things again, I will kick you out of Shaolin Temple."

"Don't." Chu Liuxiang said: "I am also concerned about your health. You are still young, so be careful not to grow taller if you only eat vegetarian."

Wu Hua said: "I have eaten eggs."

Chu Liuxiang sat on a small stool and watched the fire, and said with a smile: "Eggs are not meat, and they are not as tasty as meat."

"Eat more if you like it." Wu Hua said, "I don't want you to worry about it. At your age, I will definitely be taller than you."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

What is his age?Is he very old?

What does it mean to be taller than you?

He, Chu Liuxiang, was tall and slender, half a head taller than ordinary people.

He has lived for 20 years, and people taller than him do not have ten fingers.

Why is Wuhua so sure that one day in the future she will surpass him in altitude?

Chu Liuxiang disagreed, and said, "If I remember correctly, you have half Fusang bloodline."

The per capita height of Fusang is impressive, not to mention abnormally short, with radish legs and bowlegged legs everywhere.

Wuhua remained silent, looking at him with a faint smile.

Chu Liuxiang didn't understand what this meant.

He blinked his eyes, and suddenly he was inspired as if he was blessed, and he had a bold idea that had appeared before.

——Wuhua is not Tianfeng Shishilang's biological son!

Then Wuhua's life experience is a mystery, maybe her ancestors have better height genes!

Take the shape of her legs as an example. Wuhua's legs are long and straight, and her waist is full of legs. No matter how you look at it, she can't be hooked with Fusang people.

So, Tianfeng Shishilang, who was well-known back then, was not only cuckolded by his wife, but also very likely to have a happy baby?

Chu Liuxiang touched her nose and skipped the topic that made the men sad.Regardless of whether Tianfeng Shishilang has a happy son or not, he is Wuhua's father in name anyway, to show respect, so don't ask for the root cause.

Let's just believe that Wuhua is his own son.

Wu Hua fried a plate of roast chicken with chestnuts just for Chu Liuxiang.

While Chu Liuxiang was moved, he went to the kitchen to cook vegetarian meat with the same taste for the other party.

In a moonlit and starry night, the two teenagers sharing the same bed were chatting in low voices.

Before going to sleep, Wu Hua suddenly remembered something, and said softly, "I'm going on a long trip tomorrow."

Chu Liuxiang asked, "Where are you going?"

Wuhua said: "The beggar gang."

Chu Liuxiang said: "What are you doing in the Beggar Gang?"

Wuhua said: "Go to see my brother. We haven't seen each other for five years, it's time to meet again."

Chu Liuxiang once heard from Wuhua that his younger brother was four years younger than him, contacted Wuhua and was accepted as a disciple by Master Tianfeng, the abbot of the Shaolin Temple in Putian. He adopted a adopted son five years ago, so he speculated, "Is your brother Nangong Ling, the adopted son of the head of the Beggar Gang?"

Wuhua said: "It's him."

Chu Liuxiang said: "I'll go see my brother with you tomorrow."

Wuhua said: "That's my younger brother." Don't blindly recognize relatives.

Chu Liuxiang said: "We are close friends, your brother is my brother, I should go and see him."

Wu Hua chuckled lightly and said, "You just want to watch the excitement."

Chu Liuxiang withdrew her smile and said, "Am I the kind of person who likes to join in the fun?"

Wuhua said: "Aren't you?"

Chu Liuxiang swears to the sky, saying: "The world can learn from it, I... sometimes do."

Wuhua glanced at him speechlessly, turned around, and ignored this boring man.

Chu Liuxiang touched her nose, closed her eyes and quickly fell asleep.

In the early morning of the next day, the two of them finished their breakfast, packed up some necessary supplies and went down the mountain.

The two had just arrived in the town when a panic-stricken woman ran towards them.

She panicked, staggered and fell forward.

In Wuhua's amazed eyes, she happened to fall into Chu Liuxiang's arms.

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

With the beauty in his arms, Chu Liuxiang didn't feel honored at all, his hairs stood on end, and he wanted to throw the woman who was in his arms to the ground in horror.However, he was a classy gentleman and being rough with women was not his style.

At this moment, Chu Liuxiang wanted to question God why he treated him like this.

He has been attracted to women since he was a child, and a little girl about his age chased him every day, crying heartbreakingly to grow up and marry him.The aunts who were older than him wished that he was their son and grandson.

After Chu Liuxiang grew up, his luck in love was revealed, and the hell happened.

Whenever he and a woman walk in, something bad will happen to one of the two parties within three days.

For example, the person who decided to hold hands turned out to be a young wife who escaped marriage, for example, the person who was about to shake his lips suddenly became a married woman, or the girl he liked suddenly became one of the murder corpses.

In short, Chu Liuxiang was particularly miserable.

The worst thing was being beaten to death several times as an adulterer.

The reason why his qinggong is so good is definitely due to them!Being hunted down by the fiancé of the petite wife, the husband of the married woman, etc., it is impossible to justify the already superb lightness kung fu.

After twenty romances ended in a hurry at the beginning, Chu Liuxiang had to be forced to become a heterosexual insulator.

No matter how prosperous he is in love, for the sake of the physical and mental health of both parties, he needs to avoid women.

Perhaps one day, he will become the first poor man in the world who is forced to stay away from women due to irresistible reasons and suffers from misophobia! ... So, why is the woman still clinging to his arms?

Chu Liuxiang's narrow eyebrows revealed a helpless expression.

He raised his hands, ready to push the person out.

At this moment, a deafening roar came from the front.

How familiar was the anger contained in that roar!

It was the man with a bit of green on his head expressing his pain when he saw his wife, lover, and lover Hongxing cheating.

Chu Liuxiang's expression was almost numb when he looked at the big man who was rushing towards this side with two legs running in a circle.

He knew that it would be bad if he met a woman.

He's used to it...

He even knew that the big man who was ten steps away from him was about to beat him up!If you can't beat someone, you go crazy and roar with your head up to the sky.

The big man rushed over, pulled back the woman who was holding onto Chu Liuxiang, and then he clenched his fists and walked towards the little boy who dared to touch his woman.

Wuhua quietly watched the scene of catching his wife and stealing a "man" in the street, the inside story...Huh?Very shocked and excited.

It turned out that it was true that Chu Liuxiang was unlucky when he met a woman!

He always thought that the other party was talking nonsense.

Speaking of which, why was he so excited when he saw Chu Liuxiang being beaten up as a concubine?

It shouldn't be, it really shouldn't be!

He and Chu Liuxiang are good friends and confidants.

Wu Hua turned her head on, and continued to watch intently.Men wear a cuckold for no reason, and whoever puts it on will feel uncomfortable.

You have to let the other party vent your anger first, right?

Well, he definitely didn't save the scene immediately just to watch a good show.

The big man's face was as black as Bao Gong's, twisted and out of shape.

The punch did not distort Chu Liuxiang's face, but almost fell due to the momentum.

"Damn little boy, I dare to provoke my woman!"

The big man howled wildly like a vicious dog, and the roar was deafening.

Chu Liuxiang picked out his ears, he has a bad nose, and now he is almost deaf again.

"Listen to my explanation..." Being misunderstood for no reason, Chu Liuxiang felt depressed and overwhelmed.

Naturally, the green hat man wouldn't listen to a little boy's explanation.

The two chased each other, and Wuhua looked at the 8 green hats running, jumping and dangling with the big man, feeling sorry for her.

All living beings are suffering, and it is not easy for ordinary people, but it is still safe to be a monk.

Looking at the big man with cracked eyes and furious crown, Wuhua silently said "Amitabha".

He understood the big man's mood very well.

If it were him, his wife would dare to have an affair, and with his personality, she would definitely make her die a miserable death.

Because she understood Fang Rigou's mood, Wuhua stood up.

"This benefactor, kindness makes money. If you have something to say, why get angry?"

The big man wanted to say fuck you, but when he saw the little monk who looked like a fairy boy, he was instantly infected by the Buddha nature in the other person, and he immediately refrained from anger and anger, and his anger was suppressed.No way, this is a world that depends on faces.

Chu Liuxiang was handsome and handsome, with a dignified appearance and a personable demeanor. At first glance, he looked like a strange and unscrupulous wanderer.

Explain or something, the big man doesn't want to hear him fart.

Wuhua's appearance is also outstanding, but his temperament is too good, he is like a banished fairy, and his first impression is very, very good, and people can't help but feel good about him.No matter how irritable a person sees him, he can't help but calm down and listen to him.

The big man calmed down, even biting his words and pretending to be gentle, he said with difficulty, "What do you want to say, little master?"

Wuhua said: "Benefactor, you misunderstood him, he has nothing to do with the benefactor's people."

The big man has already believed Wu Hua's words. In his opinion, a Buddhist with such extraordinary bearing as Wu Hua would not lie, but why did the little master speak for a little boy?

The big man asked curiously, "What's your relationship with him?"

Wuhua said: "Friend."

The big man's disgust was palpable, he twisted his mouth and said, "Why do you have such a friend?"

Simply lower the tone.

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

What happened to a friend like me?

It's none of your business that Wuhua and I are friends!

Wuhua smiled faintly, and said, "Benefactor, what you should care about is not who the little monk makes friends with. The problem that needs to be solved right now is to resolve the misunderstanding between the two of you."

The big man rolled his eyes hard at Chu Liuxiang with a pair of copper bell eyes, and said, "This kid looks like a fool, who knows whether he is honest or not."

"You can't look at appearances." Wuhua said: "Although my friend looks like a playboy, he is actually very pure. He always thinks that women are troublesome, so he avoids them for fear of being late, and has never provoked women."

Chu Liuxiang, who looks like a playboy but is actually pure: "..."

The big man is also a person with ideas, and his brain hole suddenly opened.

What kind of man avoids women like snakes and scorpions?It must be Longyang Broken Sleeve!

"I see."

It's a pity that the big man has a handsome face, but it turns out to be Lord Rabbit.

Men are tough, what's there to like.

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Do you have to speak your mind?