The villain's counterattack strategy [comprehensive martial arts]

The morning light is dim.

On the boundless sea, a small boat moves forward slowly.

A three-year-old little dumpling was like a caterpillar, twisting left and right, struggling for a long time before getting up.

He looked up at the slightly bright sky, his eyes were sleepy, and his dazed look was extremely cute.

In the cabin, there was a sudden snoring sound like thunder.

Xiaotuanzi immediately shrank in fright, like an ostrich after a long time before he dared to stick his head out to look outside.

It was safe outside, Xiaotuanzi opened his mouth wide and yawned, his big and round eyes were instantly fogged up.

Rubbing his eyes with chubby little hands like carrots, he looked for his father who was snoring like thunder and sleeping like a dead pig, frowned and pouted in disgust, then looked at his elder brother who was sleeping in his clothes beside him, Gently pushing, the milky voice said, "Nissan..."

The boy who slept in his clothes was about six or seven years old, with delicate features, red lips and white teeth, as beautiful as a fairy boy in a New Year painting.He seemed to be very sleepy, he was pushed twice by his younger brother, his eyes didn't open, he turned over, pulled the thin quilt covering his body over his head, and continued to sleep with his head covered.

"Nissan..."

After being woken up by his younger brother, instead of seeing the boy getting angry, he took out two balls of cotton stuffed in his ears with a smile on his face, pinched his younger brother's chubby cheeks with onion-like slender fingers, and said, "Speak the Central Plains dialect."

Xiaotuanzi stammered, "Hey, brother."

The boy asked, "What are you calling me for?"

Xiaotuanzi said: "When will you guys arrive at Zongyuan? I want to kick my legs again."

The boy said: "No chicken legs, can I eat dried sweet potatoes?"

Xiaotuanzi sniffed his nose and said pitifully, "If you don't want red crisps, you want meat."

The boy rummaged through the dry food and said, "There are still a few pieces of dried meat, let's share it."

Xiaotuanzi took a deep breath, glanced at the man who was still soundly asleep, and whispered, "Daddy is sleeping, do you want to wake him up?"

The boy said, "Do you want to share jerky with him?"

Xiaotuanzi frowned and thought for a while, his little head turned into a rattle, puffed up his cheeks, and said, "Daddy has a lot of sevens, don't give him sevens."

The boy smiled and whispered, "So, let's eat the jerky while he is sleeping."

Xiaotuanzi covered his mouth and laughed happily.

There were still five pieces of jerky left, and the boys quickly allocated two pieces to each of them.

Put the extra piece back to its original place, and leave it to cheap daddy mercifully.

Why do you say it's cheap?

The boy who is born precocious has a secret that no one else knows.

He was born to see some weird messages from other people's heads.

For example, the person's nickname, personality traits, and who is the lover, whether he is wearing a cuckold, etc.

When he was one year old, he always wondered why his father wore a cuckold every day, and why the adults around him also liked to wear a cuckold.

When he was two years old, he faintly discovered that his eyes were different from ordinary people, driven by the desire to survive, he took the initiative to hide his strange ability.

Since he was three years old, he started to read and finally understood the truth.

This is a terrible truth, containing a shocking secret - he was born to his mother Li Qi and other men!

In other words, the cheap father Tianfeng Shishilang is happy.Yun sad!

Every time he sees the two honorary titles of "Green Hat King" and "Xideer" on the cheap father's head, he has no different emotions, and regrets that he was born in the wrong dynasty.Thought he was endowed with superpowers, but he was not born in Daqin.

Otherwise, Qin Shihuang's life experience would no longer be a shocking mystery.

"elder brother."

Xiaotuanzi put a piece of dried meat in front of his brother, and said in a childlike voice, "Brother, please do it more often."

The boy said: "Two yuan is enough for brother, you can keep it for yourself."

Xiaotuanzi nodded obediently, picked up the jerky and opened his mouth to chew.

The boy pressed his younger brother's chubby hand and said, "It's not good to eat meat in the morning. Let's eat some fruit to fill our stomachs. When father wakes up, let him catch fish to eat. Save the dried meat as a snack when he's hungry."

Whatever my brother said was right, he had to listen to his brother.

Brother-controlled Xiaotuanzi put down the jerky obediently, and gnawed on the tasteless fruit with a bitter face.

The boy sighed slightly, picked up a green fruit and gnawed on it.

He is only seven years old, and he is both a father and a mother.As for their father Tianfeng Shishiro...

Don't expect a rough guy to take good care of children.

As for their mother Li Qi...

Hehe, they came to the Central Plains this time to find this cruel woman who abandoned her husband and son.

After eating two fruits, Xiaotuanzi looked at his beautiful brother with big and round eyes, put his chubby cheeks in his two chubby hands, tilted his head and asked, "Brother, can you find your tongue later?" Mother?"

The boy said: "You like her very much?"

Xiaotuanzi immediately expressed his loyalty, hugged his brother's thigh, and said, "I like my brother."

The boy smiled slightly when he heard the words.

Tianfeng Shishilang is an unqualified father. Apart from practicing martial arts, he spends most of his time around his wife. Their mother, Li Qi, often hangs out in the aristocratic circle and has no sense of family responsibility. It is a joke for her to care for her husband and teach her children.

Most of the time, she couldn't think of her son.

Occasionally, thinking about it, teasing him twice like a little pet made the boy extremely displeased, but there was nothing he could do about it.

The situation is stronger than people, and it is impossible not to bow your head.

Unexpectedly, this couple was so unscrupulous that they even threw their newborn brother into his care...

The boy couldn't resist, so he had to accept his fate as a "nanny" and take good care of his younger brother wholeheartedly.

Children are extremely sensitive, who treats him well and treats him badly, even if he can't tell why, he can feel it.The couple Li Qi and Tianfeng Shishilang didn't care much about their son. Seeing that the elder son was smart and sensible, they threw the younger son into his care.Therefore, since Xiaotuanzi could remember, his elder brother has been taking care of him, and his elder brother's status is naturally the highest in his heart.

Therefore, Xiaotuanzi added emphatically: "Xiaoling likes brother the most!"

The boy gently wiped his younger brother's face with a wet handkerchief. Listening to his cute childish speech, he laughed and said, "How much do you like the most?"

Xiaotuanzi stretched out his arms, drew a circle on his chest, and said, "There are so many kinds."

The boy laughed and said, "There are so many."

Xiaotuanzi stood on tiptoe and stretched his arms hard, "When the nest grows bigger, we will pay more."

The boy rubbed his younger brother's little head, and said in a gentle voice, "Little Ling is so cute."

Xiaotuanzi, who was killed by his brother's pat on the head, had a red face, like a big overcooked steamed stuffed bun, hot and soft.

Hee hee, my brother praised him for being cute.

Xiaotuanzi happily took his brother's arm, shook it lightly, and said, "Wo Jie is so cute, brother Jie is so smart, why is mother willing to leave Wo Jie?"

Because she is cold-blooded, she only loves herself.

Opposite to the innocent and innocent younger brother, the boy couldn't tell the cruel truth, so he had to avoid the important thing and said, "She left us to avenge her blood."

Xiaotuanzi said, "What is it?"

The boy pinched his younger brother's chubby face, and said, "What are you doing with so many things?"

Xiaotuanzi slurred his speech, "Brother is also like a kid."

The boy let out a "hmm", narrowed his eyes, and said, "Well, Nangong Ling, you dare to talk back to my brother. How do you think my brother will punish you? How about tickling?"

Xiaotuanzi giggled, bowed his head into his brother's arms, and raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, "Brother doesn't scratch, itches..."

The boy said: "Do you dare to talk back next time?"

Xiaotuanzi grinned and said, "Don't chase after him."

The snoring disappeared, and a man in a robe came over.

The boy glanced at him, and couldn't bear to look directly away.

Just because the cheap father Tianfeng Shishilang has a dazzling green halo floating above his head, and he also wears several turtle hats.

He clearly remembered that five years ago, there were only three stacks of green hats on the cheap father's head, but after five years of accumulation, it became eleven.Since his mother abandoned her husband and son to go to the Central Plains, in just a few months, the number has accumulated to twenty.

Based on what he knew about that woman, an ordinary handsome man couldn't arouse her interest at all.

She has a very high vision and is very picky. There are so many men with good looks, she doesn't look down on them at all.

The other party must be talented, or have outstanding ability in a certain aspect, otherwise she will not speak.

His mother has been in Fusang for seven years, but she has worn eleven green hats for cheap father.

Now, in just over two months in the Central Plains, he has added nine hats to Cheap Dad!

What does this dire contrast mean?

It shows that the outstanding people in the Central Plains are crouching tigers, hidden dragons, and they should not be underestimated. Cheap Dad has no competitiveness.

"Little Ling, you're making trouble with your brother again, aren't you?" The man's thick brows and eagle nose gave off a deep and sinister look, and those sharp, blade-like eyes fell on the two sons, revealing a bit of paternal love.

Xiaotuanzi pouted and said, "Daddy Lazy Pig, Xiaoling doesn't talk to Lazy Pig."

Tianfeng Fourteenth Lang: "..."

Xiong boy, dare to talk to Lao Tzu whether he is big or small, I owe it to you!

Seeing Tianfeng Shishilang pick up his younger brother, the boy hurriedly said: "Father, Xiaoling specially left some dried meat for you."

"Oh?"

Tianfeng Shishilang was dubious, but his son knew it himself.

His youngest son is not only a foodie, but also a foodie. No one else will give his own things except his brother who can move them.

He clearly remembered yesterday, when his youngest son saw him eat five pieces of jerky in one go, with tears in his eyes, he accused him of eating too much, and then tied the food bag tightly, not giving him another bite.It's unbelievable that he is willing to give him six pieces of jerky now!

Tianfeng Shishiro opened the bag expectantly, looked down at the only piece of jerky left, and fell into a bewildered silence.

"..."

Tianfeng Shishilang didn't have too high demands on his youngest son, and he didn't have too high expectations, so he was particularly easy to satisfy. He secretly said: "Five pieces of dried meat, if my son is willing to leave one piece for me, I should be satisfied."

After breakfast, Tianfeng Shishilang sat cross-legged on the bow of the boat, blowing the sea breeze, with a gloomy and haggard expression.

His wife has not returned home so far, so he should be haggard too.

Thinking of leaving his wife without saying goodbye, the brilliance in Tianfeng Shishilang's eyes gradually dimmed.He really didn't want to believe that his wife had abandoned her husband and son, and even found dozens of hundreds of excuses for her to offend her.

Now, he began to worry about his wife's safety again.

Where is she now?Will it be in danger?

Just as he was fascinated, Tianfeng Shishilang was pushed by his youngest son.

"What's the matter?"

"I want sashimi next."

His little cub was hungry, and Tianfeng Shishilang had no time to hurt the spring and autumn, so he worked hard to fish in the sea to feed the little cub.

"Brother, daddy is cooking fish, what is mom doing?"

"She..."

Probably busy harvesting the harem, let's have a good time.

It's hard to tell the truth to the younger brother, the boy thought for a while, and said: "She is busy planting flower fields."

Xiaotuanzi said, "Wo can help you pick flowers."

boy:"……"

Whether you plant flowers or pick flowers, you can't do it.

"Wow! What a fish!"

Xiaotuanzi cheered and circled happily around Tianfeng Shishilang.

When the boy glanced at the cheap father, he was stunned.

I saw two green hats suddenly appeared on the opponent's head, and these two green hats appeared at the same time!

"..."

The boy blinked, wondering why this happened.

Then his pupils shrank as if he thought of an incredible thing, and then he suddenly realized, and looked at cheap father with great sympathy and pity.

This fierce and vicious man is a rare hero in the world. Unfortunately, he married a wife who was restless and became an unrivaled Green Lantern in the world.

It's strange to say, in terms of cheap looks, dad doesn't please women, in terms of talent, his mother is better than him...

So, why the hell did he take a fancy to cheap dad?

Could it be just to find a taker?