[Detective Sherlock] High IQ and Strengthening Department

On the second morning when she moved in, Mi Xiao woke up because of the artificial noise, and then she turned over as she was used to. She thought she was sleeping on the bed, but that was not the case, because there was only one room that was clean and that clean room was Sherlock's fancy bedroom, so Mi Xiao directly occupied the only couch in the living room and slept all night.

Mi Xiaoyi turned over, and with a 'bang', she fell off the sofa and fell directly to the ground.

At this time, the landlady, Mrs. Hudson, just came up. Seeing this scene, she covered her mouth and couldn't help but let out a low cry. She walked over nervously and worriedly, and said, "Oh my god, Mi Xiao, dear, are you okay?" Bar!?"

Just when she was about to reach out to help the person on the ground, a hand reached out, stopped Mrs. Hudson's hand, and pulled her back a few steps.

"Mrs. Hudson, she's not a three-year-old child, and she won't be hurt at this height." Sherlock, who was wearing dark pajamas, had a towel hanging around his neck, and there were still a few drops of water on his face. cleaning.

Sherlock, who came out barefoot, cast a glance at him and fell to the ground. Mi Xiao, who was slowly getting up, was much slower, and his whole body was full of flaws, but these flaws were like some kind of plant in the plant kingdom. If you touch it, there is no way to retreat.

This is not something that can be developed in a short time.

While Sherlock was thinking about something, Mrs. Hudson was upset.

"Sherlock! How can you let a lovely lady sleep on the sofa? God, there is no quilt yet, it will be sick--" Sherlock's approach obviously displeased Mrs. Hudson, which is not what a gentleman should have. the behavior of.

Mrs. Hudson looked at Sherlock who was still staring at Mi Xiao, and she couldn't help but say to him: "Sherlock, you can't catch up with the girl you like!"

"Huh? Chasing girls? That would just waste my time, and besides, I'm not interested in 'girls', of any kind." Sherlock said affirmatively.

Hearing such affirmative words, Mrs. Hudson couldn't help but widen her eyes, and looked at Sherlock with a ghostly expression. In the end, she could only mourn for Sherlock for three seconds.

Mrs. Hudson said: "My God Sherlock! I seem to see that every year on special days, you are alone--"

"It's time for you to get a pair of reading glasses, Mrs. Hudson." Sherlock interrupted the old man abruptly.

Sherlock always has an annoying mouth. Even Mrs. Hudson, who likes Sherlock very much, can't resist what he says from that mouth.

It was a fatal blow, and the blood bar was emptied by half, or even more.

"Sherlock, my eyes are fine—oh, honey, are you okay?" Mrs. Hudson noticed Mi Xiao who was sitting on the ground, covering her head. She asked with concern, but because of Sherlock's stop, , Mrs. Hudson didn't get close to Mi Xiao, she glared at Sherlock a little angrily.

The fall just now made Mi Xiao dazed. He sat on the ground with his light brown hair draped over his shoulders. He raised his head subconsciously and looked towards the source of the sound.

For some reason, Mrs. Hudson took a few steps back, and then she accidentally stepped on the newspaper that had been dropped on the floor at some point.

'Crack—squeak'

There was a miserable low cry.

"...Good morning." Mi Xiao finally regained her senses and tore at her crumpled clothes, not quite understanding why she was surrounded by people so early in the morning.

Well, can she charge for watching?

[If you are not a three-year-old kid, or your mind is clear, then you should get up from the ground, tsk, people who don't understand the situation think that the ground is covered with glue. 】

Seeing that the other party woke up, Sherlock said a lot before turning around, planning to go back to the room to change clothes.

"Get up, honey, it's cold on the ground, you know, cold is not good for a girl's health." Mrs. Hudson still stepped forward, bent her waist, stretched out her hand, and pulled Mi Xiao up.

"Thank you." Mi Xiaodao thanked, she felt that she could not disappoint the old man's kindness at will.

At least she thought so.

Respect the old and love the young, well, she can basically grow up, which shows that Mi Xiao is still a well-behaved girl... probably?

"Sit down first, I just made some breakfast, I'll bring it over... Oh yes, and your clothes need to be changed, let me think about it, there seems to be something suitable for you in my closet... " Mrs. Hudson seemed to have forgotten that Mi Xiao couldn't understand. She stretched out her hand to straighten Mi Xiao's messy hair, and she muttered. When she finally left, she patted Mi Xiao's head... …

This behavior made Mi Xiao feel that Mrs. Hudson is a nice person (ω).

Wait, just a pat on the head, and you feel that the other party is good! ?Although the other party is really good cough...

After Mrs. Hudson went downstairs, Mi Xiaocai left the sofa and was about to wash her sleepy little face. When she entered the bathroom, she looked at herself in the mirror.

She was a little thinner, and her face was pale because of this, but even so, her eyes rarely cleared the clouds and mist, revealing the brilliance.

Mi Xiao said to herself in the mirror: [Hi, hello, I'm Mi Xiao, today will be a new beginning, right? 】

The messy Mi Xiao in the mirror laughed.

This is indeed a new beginning.

Mi Xiao hugged her breakfast, oh, it was the damn sandwich and milk again, but this time the stuffing was much fresher than before. She glanced at the sofa and ate the sandwich while looking at the food on hand. Newspaper Sherlock, even with a sandwich in hand, didn't slow down his reading.

The way Sherlock eats is the same as that of Mi Xiao's team leader, very elegant, even a cheap sandwich can be eaten by him to look tall, really... Well, I can only say that my rank is too low.

Mi Xiao stared angrily at the sandwich in her hand, and in the end she could only put on an expression of dying, and solved it with a few mouthfuls. If it was other food, she could also be so tall!

The last gulp down the glass of milk, the expression on his face is - labor and management have successfully passed the level again_(:з」∠)_

As soon as she put down the glass, Mrs. Hudson went upstairs again. This time she had an extra piece of clothing in her hand. Mi Xiao just looked at it and felt creepy.

It's such a bright red floral dress.

No, no, she hates red, she hates red florals, this reminds her of the days when she was forced by her family to wear bright red, purple, and cotton-padded jackets during the Spring Festival every year, and she looks like a ball when she wears it, you bastard!

"Honey, come and take a look at this dress, I think it must suit you." Mrs. Hudson was very enthusiastic.

Mi Xiao, who understood a little bit, was blindsided for a while, and then couldn't help but burst out in his heart: Mouth!This dress doesn't suit her at all!

"No, no, thank you..." Mi Xiao hurriedly waved her hand to refuse, and at the same time she turned her eyes to Sherlock who was sitting on the sofa, looking at him as if asking for help.

No, no, she doesn't wear clothes no matter what, of course, she can't ruin the old man's kindness no matter what.

So she asked Sherlock for help.

Feeling this sight, Sherlock reluctantly looked away and looked at Mi Xiao who was looking at him pitifully. It has to be said that this sight was very useful to Sherlock, so he rarely helped Mi Xiao with kindness.

"Mrs. Hudson, wearing that kind of clothes on her will only destroy the value of this dress..." Sherlock lowered his head, turned over a page of newspaper, scanned it casually, and threw the newspaper away, He said: "It's inappropriate for someone to bring the clothes later, isn't it, Mrs. Hudson."

Saying that, Sherlock smirked a bit, and his smirk was exchanged for Mrs. Hudson's real smile, followed by a sentence.

"Oh, I understand, I understand~"

No, no, you don't understand at all!Mrs. Hudson!Where did your brain circuit go?

Sure enough, after a while, the clothes came, and the person who brought the clothes was a police officer with a certain face, a man named... Rayled.

Lestrade, whose name was misremembered again, was carrying a bag of clothes and a bag of unknown things. She didn't know the bag of English books until it was in Mi Xiao's hands.

When Lestrade climbed up the stairs, there was still a trace of anger on his face. When he saw Sherlock's leisurely look, he couldn't help shouting: "Sherlock! Please, don't be so angry every day." The first time you texted me while I was working and asked me to run errands to help you buy things? Coffee is fine, but this time you actually asked me to buy, buy, buy women's underwear!!"

Lestrade felt that when he stepped into the store and was asked what style and size to buy, the temperature of his face could explode the thermometer!

"There's nothing to be angry about, Radak, you can hypnotize yourself and buy it for your wife." Sherlock stood up from the sofa, walked over, took the bag from Lestrade, and handed it over to him. To Mi Xiao who was standing outside Lestrade's perspective.

Lestrade still couldn't help complaining: "Hi! My wife can do much more than that... um." When he turned his head, he happened to see Mi Xiao, and he was immediately stuck.

His complexion changed a lot, and finally he could only keep his mouth shut.

Oops, he seems to have done something terrible, I hope this lady won't throw a tantrum and scold him for invading privacy... No, isn't Sherlock the guy who violated her privacy? !

So what are you scolding him for?He's just running errands!

[Learn English in a week. ] Sherlock didn't care about Lestrade's inner activities, he handed over the things to Mi Xiao, and released the task accordingly.

After hearing Sherlock's words, Mi Xiao couldn't help but widen her eyes: 【Nani?One week? 】She said she was intimidated, this is asking her to synchronize with Japanese!

[I am an ordinary person. 】Mi Xiao blinked, in order to delay time, she voluntarily classified herself as an ordinary person.

【Use your brain, I think it didn't take long for you to learn this language, go change your clothes now! 】

【Huh?wait wait wait. 】

Before Mi Xiao had time to protest, she was pushed into the bathroom by Sherlock, and Sherlock closed the door gentlemanly.

After seeing the lady go in, Lestrade breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and said to Sherlock, "Sherlock, you have to do this kind of thing yourself in the future."

"This kind of thing?" Sherlock expressed doubts, what kind of thing?

"That's right, you need to buy your own underwear!" Lestrade gritted his teeth.

Sherlock said understandingly: "Your wife won't mind."

"No, that's not what I meant..." Lestrade said that he had a headache.

Forget it, thought Lestrade, maybe he would understand it himself later on.

Of course, at the end of the day, Sherlock will of course understand, and then Mr. Inspector, you have to put wax on yourself who knows the measurements of the other party so well.

On the other end, Mi Xiao couldn't close her mouth in shock because of the fact that the clothes contained underwear, especially the underwear fit so well...

etc!She didn't tell the other party her yardage at all.

Mi Xiao swallowed hard, and then remembered some words she heard, she didn't understand at first, but now...

Mi Xiao looked at the underwear, and finally let out a chuckle.

You fucking look down on women with small breasts! ! ! ?

Officer Lestrade outside the door suddenly shuddered.

Hey, what's wrong?He tightened his collar in confusion.

The author has something to say: Mi Xiaoxiao: Nima, Nima, Nima, you look down on women with small breasts, right? ! ? (▼dish▼#)

Lestrade: No no no, lady listen to me!I'm just retelling objectively that my wife is bigger than yours Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Mi Xiaoxiao: ...Don't say anything, let's fight! ╰(‵ ′)╯

And so Lestrade died.