[Detective Sherlock] High IQ and Strengthening Department

Sherlock sat on the chair with his legs crossed, clasped his palms together, tapped his index fingers rhythmically, his sharp eyes swept around, collecting the answers he wanted.

And Mi Xiao is used to pulling a chair over and sitting beside him, with his back straight and his eyes looking around. Of course, Mi Xiao can't be like Sherlock. A few people, whether there is a cat or a dog at home, she is just pure...

"Mi Xiaoxiao, are you nervous?"

Sherlock turned his head and looked over. He glanced at Mi Xiao's tightly clenched eyes and slightly pursed mouth...

He thought of KISS just now.

"One thing, it's my first time to drink tea at the police station..." Mi Xiao didn't notice Sherlock's eyes just now, the kind of eyes that wanted to peel and eat Mi Xiao.

"Huh? Doesn't Scotland often invite us to drink tea? No, they don't even have tea." Sherlock looked away, and he hid that look. If Mi Xiao noticed, she would probably jump like a rabbit. Three feet.

"It's not the same. They asked us to solve the case. Oh, it's you who refuse their coffee every time."

"I'm just a little concerned that they're going to put something weird in the coffee."

"..." Mi Xiao suddenly had nothing to say, because she felt that it was really possible: "That's because you are usually too annoying, no, most of the time, Mr. Sebastian, he told me , You always expose people’s privacy, tell me, people in Scotland, how many guys have you exposed?”

Sherlock frowned when he heard the name of a man other than his own from Mi Xiao's mouth, which was a guy he didn't like, and he became unhappy: "You mean that idiot with hair gel? Since high school, the women he has been with are like the condoms he used, hypocritical, vulgar, stupid, and playful. At that time, I was thinking, why are women so stupid, and I can’t even see the hickey on his neck , and rushed over stupidly, and finally got nothing but a hospital bill.”

Sherlock accused Sebastian, after he finished speaking, he turned his head, looked at Mi Xiao seriously, and said to her: "You have to stay away from him, and be careful not to be infected by him."

"What is it contagious? Are you bothered?" Mi Xiao asked.

Sherlock's eyes froze for a moment, he turned his head, with a hint of coldness in his eyes, he said: "That guy really taught you badly, he always likes to invest in things, you say...how about my hands and feet?"

"...This is the police/police/bureau, thank you."

A few black lines slid down Mi Xiao's forehead, reminding Sherlock who suddenly turned cold: "Also, I'm just talking casually."

"Oh, that's really great. In fact, if you really want to play with your heart, I can wrong myself to play multiple people. What kind of man do you like? Cold? Gentle? Arrogant? Lawyer? Teacher? White-collar..."

"Wait, wait! Are you playing smart points?!"

Mi Xiao interrupted Sherlock in horror, this is simply multi-personification.

Against the pressure in Sherlock's gaze, Mi Xiao said with difficulty: "It's good that you are like this, cough, I, I really like you like this."

Mi Xiao felt that she wanted to bite her tongue halfway, so that the following words would disappear immediately.

After getting the answer he wanted, Sherlock nodded in satisfaction, and the condensation in his eyes disappeared. He patted Mi Xiao's head happily, and said, "Me too."

Wait, wait, what do I mean too? ! ! !

Mi Xiao stared at Sherlock with wide eyes in horror. Could it be what she thought?That means…

Sherlock also likes her like this?

Mi Xiao's face slowly turned red.

A few night shift policemen who have been shielded all the time: ...can they hold torches?

"Cough!" Chen Yu coughed, passed by both of them, sat on the chair in front of them, glanced at Mi Xiao, then looked at Sherlock, and said, "What are you doing at 12 o'clock in the morning? "

"Bath." Sherlock gave two words very simply.

"...Are you together?" Chen Yu gritted his teeth and asked, as if someone had hit his head with a hammer.

"Of course, boyfriend and girlfriend, aren't they all conjoined twins?"

Sherlock said naturally.

'Clang! With one blow, Chen Yu felt that he had been hit with a concussion.

"So have you decided to get married?"

The police officers on the side: Σ(°△°|||)︴Wait, is the problem wrong?

When Mi Xiao heard this, she was immediately dumbfounded.

After Chen Yu saw it, apart from hating iron for being weak, she felt distressed.

Sherlock glanced at Mi Xiao, and he asked Mi Xiao: "Do you want to get married, Mi Xiao?"

Wait, is this the wrong question?

"Huh?! Get married?!" Mi Xiao felt that a thunderbolt suddenly fell from the sky, hitting her right in time.

"Why, why did you get married? Isn't this very good?" Mi Xiao stammered.

That is to say, do not want to marry him?

Sherlock stared at Mi Xiao, the more he stared, the redder Mi Xiao's face became, and the more guilty his eyes became.

Finally Sherlock looked away and said, "Okay."

After hearing this, Mi Xiao inevitably felt a little disappointed in her heart.

Then Sherlock continued: "By the way, I seem to have forgotten to tell you about your new ID card."

"Huh?" Why did you say this suddenly?

"The Chinese surname is the first character, so your full name in England is Little Shawmy Holmes."

"..."

Sherlock glanced at Mi Xiao who was so shocked that he couldn't even speak, and he continued, "Married."

"...When did you do it?" Mi Xiao didn't think it was urgent, so she never asked about it, but now after hearing it, she was a little excited.

"...not long ago." Sherlock paused strangely.

"...Suddenly receiving so many messages, I feel a little dizzy, can you let me sleep before talking?"

So next Mi Xiaofu travels into space, and even when he goes back, his soul hasn't come back yet.

When she woke up the next day, she saw an enlarged version of Sherlock's face.

"..."

Well, they slept in the same bed again, and Mi Xiao felt _(:зゝ∠)_.

She carefully removed the arms around her waist, but the result was not ideal, even if Sherlock fell asleep, probably..., the removed hands immediately put them back.

"...Don't pretend to be asleep."

Mi Xiao went back and forth several times, and in the end a well bulged out of his forehead, said dangerously.

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

Sherlock opened his eyes, his eyes were very clear, and he said in a hoarse voice, "Morning, Mi Xiaoxiao."

In the early morning, human voices are always more seductive, and Sherlock is unavoidable, so no matter how talented he is, he is still human... No, it's off topic.

"Good morning, Sherlock, can you let me go now?"

"No, I love the bed." Sherlock hugged Mi Xiao tightly, getting closer to Mi Xiao, the curly hair rubbed against Mi Xiao's cheek, making her face itchy.

So... what does it matter to her (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Mi Xiao gritted her teeth, and finally put down her raised hand. She secretly said to herself: The last 10 minutes...

10 minutes later……

This time it's really 10 minutes later...

10 minutes later……

Mi Xiao was discouraged, she stretched out her hand, picked up Sherlock's curly hair, and wrapped her fingers around it, she was bored enough to play with Sherlock's hair.

Then they stayed in bed for more than half an hour.

"How about going out for breakfast today?" Mi Xiao shook the quilt and said to Sherlock who was brushing his teeth in the bathroom.

"Hmm..." Sherlock answered vaguely.

Mi Xiao led Sherlock to her favorite breakfast shop. On the way there, Mi Xiao told him what she liked to eat the most and what was the best food there.

After arriving, Mi Xiao was surprised to find that the owner of the shop hadn't changed, and the owner of that shop still remembered Mi Xiao, with a touch of nostalgia in his surprise.

"Girl, you're back, what are you going to eat this time? How is it?"

"Okay, add another boss."

However, they are destined not to have a good breakfast this morning. This is what ordinary people say: they didn't read the almanac when they went out.

"You bastard who kills thousands of knives~~~~"

The plaintive sound made Mi Xiao lose his grip on his chopsticks, and with a shake, he fell to the ground with a 'slap'.

What the hell?Do you still give people a good meal?

There was a trace of displeasure and anger in Mi Xiao's eyes, and she turned her head to look at it. It was Aunt Zhang, whom Mi Xiao hated the most, and she was accompanied by a young man. When Mi Xiao saw it, he suddenly realized that this was their son.

"You, tell me! What did you do to my Tingting?!"

"I can do anything." Mi Xiao glanced at her, took a pair of disposable chopsticks again, and asked Sherlock who was studying chopsticks: "Can you use chopsticks?"

Sherlock's eyes split, it was contempt, how could he not use it.

"..."

When he entered the door, he glanced at everyone and immediately learned how to hold chopsticks.

This learning ability makes people jealous_(:зゝ∠)_

"After eating, let's go see grandma."

"no problem."

Although Sherlock was not too keen on this matter, for the sake of his girlfriend, he reluctantly nodded.

Well, in China, this seems to have a very deep meaning [touch chin

Aunt Zhang, who was completely ignored by the two, had her nose crooked.

She clenched her hands tightly, eyes sparkling like fire, and said sharply, "I'm talking to you! Don't you know how to be polite!"

"Quiet." Mi Xiao turned her head and gave Aunt Zhang a cold look, which shocked Aunt Zhang.

"Do you know the address?" After Sherlock tried a few times, he was basically able to hold things decently, but he just wanted to be able to completely clamp things once, and then he had to practice again.

"After eating, go ask Mama Liu."

Speaking of Mama Liu, Sherlock immediately thought of her son, who was pleasing to the eye no matter what.

"Row No. 35, Cemetery No. 15, Bitci Road, No. [-]."

Huh?Mi Xiao looked at Sherlock and blinked, she seemed to understand that Sherlock had already checked for her.

"Mom, don't be angry, isn't sister all right? And Brother Yu also said, it's none of their business." The boy held a packed breakfast in his hand, frowned slightly, and comforted the angry woman.

When Aunt Zhang heard this, she glared at her son angrily. Sometimes she always felt that her son was not like herself or his father, weak and not fighting for anything. Just mentioning it reminded her of someone.

"What do you know! Back then, if this girl hadn't disappeared, she would have married that Brother Yu of yours long ago! Who knows if Brother Yu is protecting her..."

"Marry him?"

Sherlock ignored Aunt Zhang's words behind her, and turned to look at Mi Xiao.

"Uh……"

Mi Xiao was holding the chopsticks, and didn't know whether to put them down or pick up vegetables, anyway, it was not too small, it was a little embarrassing.

"That's old stuff."

"I can listen to you speak slowly."

"..."

But I don't want to tell you slowly, Mi Xiao is going crazy.

The author has something to say: What do you think about Mi Xiaoxiao's romantic history?

Lestrade: Huh?Does Sherlock have a rival in love? ? [eyes brighten

John: What, what did you say?Sherlock has a rival in love! ? [eyes brighten

Mycroft: Well, I just said that kid can't handle it, um, a good show [eyes light up

Irene: Hehe~ I am very curious about Sherlock's face [with a charming smile]

Moriarty: Rival?It's really interesting, that little chick of Sherlock doesn't know anything about sex/lust [evil smile

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Sherlock: I should think about how to make their hairlines more dangerous now, tsk, when I finish the matter at hand.

Mi Xiaoxiao: Listen to me, this kind of thing is not as interesting as the case at all! ?

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