[Detective Sherlock] High IQ and Strengthening Department

Because of the disappearance of thoughts, Mi Xiao was weak for several days, so she had to lie in bed to recuperate.

It was rare for John to put on a white coat in front of them, and took over the responsibility of taking care of Mi Xiao.

Oh, that is, to prescribe a few medicines, and stare at Mi Xiao to eat them in his stomach on time.

The medicine was very bitter. If she didn't know what John was like, she would definitely think that John was cheating her, but she had to take the medicine, so every time Mi Xiao had to be stared at, she was unwilling Swallow it, and if no one is watching, she will throw the medicine out the window, but Sherlock grabs it every time, and appears in front of her eyes with the 'stolen goods'.

Mi Xiao: Can you still play happily? _(:зゝ∠)_

After three days of bitter medicine, Mi Xiao finally had a reason to refuse it.

"Mi Xiaoxiao, are you alright?" John asked worriedly as he watched Mi Xiaoxiao coming and going in and out of the kitchen.

"My health is not that bad!" Mi Xiao said seriously in order to refuse the bitter medicine, and she even demonstrated it once, punching the wall out of cracks.

Mi Xiao looked at John, who indicated that his chin was almost mopping the floor, raised his chin coldly, snorted, turned around handsomely, and walked into the kitchen.

Seeing that Mi Xiao punched the wall like that, John finally closed his jaw and felt relieved, at least it means that Mi Xiao has recovered.

John outside the kitchen was already relieved, but Mi Xiao in the kitchen had tears in his eyes, covering his hand hitting the wall, and the back of his hand was flushed.

Nima QAQ

It hurts! ! !

Can she hit the back button, ever?

Sherlock, who came out of his room, held the notebook in his hand. He glanced at John. From his face, Sherlock could tell that Mi Xiaoxiao was threatening John again.

But when his gaze inadvertently glanced at the wall, the fingers typing on the keyboard paused.

Then Sherlock looked out the window and said, "John, Mrs. Hudson is back. She has a lot of things in her hand. You should help her. Maybe she will deduct some rent when she is in a good mood."

Sherlock wouldn't care about the rent fee, and of course John wouldn't care about it, but the education he received made him unable to ignore an elderly man who brought a lot of things.

So John was simply sent away by Sherlock again.

Sherlock: ... stupid mortals.

John: ...don't say anything, let's fight, Sherlock.

After being cleaned for three days, the kitchen has accumulated a pile of messy things, such as fingers, tongues, eyeballs...

Mi Xiaomian threw these things into the glass bottle without changing his expression. There were already many of the same things in it. It looked like a hodgepodge.

Mi Xiao put the lid on, and held up the glass bottle. Eyeballs, fingers, tongue, and ears, in short, all the small organs of the human body are in it.

It's almost full, maybe she should get a new one, Mi Xiao thought, shaking it up and down a few times.

"Are you going to make a drink?"

A voice interrupted so suddenly that Mi Xiao almost dropped the bottle in fright.

After finally holding it steady, Mi Xiao breathed a sigh of relief. She turned around and looked at the owner of the voice, Sherlock. He was holding the notebook and leaning against the door frame. His gaze paused.

The red marks on the back of his hand haven't disappeared yet.

Mi Xiao didn't notice it, and she asked stupidly: "Huh? Are you already so heavy?"

"..." Hearing the other party talking about him in such a perverted tone, Sherlock straightened up, walked into the kitchen, stretched out his hand, and hit Mi Xiao directly on the head with a chestnut.

"Wow~" Mi Xiao, who was holding the bottle, let out a painful cry, with tears in his eyes, as if the blow just now was quite heavy.

"Does it hurt?" Sherlock lowered his eyes and asked Mi Xiao.

"Yeah." Mi Xiao nodded QAQ tearfully.

"Then it means your brain is still saved."

Sherlock looked at Mi Xiaoxiao coldly, he glanced at Mi Xiao's hand, and he mosaiced the bottle in her hand.

Hearing this, Mi Xiao burst into tears, and almost blurted out: Can you still play well?

Sherlock looked at Mi Xiao, and the corner of his mouth moved, as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't say it.

This made Mi Xiao look a little strange, she looked at Sherlock suspiciously, and blinked her eyes, which made the water in her eyes merge into water droplets and slide down the corners of her eyes.

"What's wrong with you, Sherlock."

When Mi Xiao asked, she was going to raise her shoulders and turn her face to wipe off the water droplets that got in the way, but someone was a step ahead of her.

Sherlock stretched out his hand, he stroked Mi Xiao's face, rubbed his thumb on her face, and wiped away the tear.

"Idiot." Sherlock said that to Mi Xiao again.

Although he didn't know what was going on, Mi Xiao continued calmly.

She nodded and said, "Yeah, you're right, but ah~"

Mi novel, she held the glass bottle with one hand instead, raised her free hand, raised her finger, and said to Sherlock very seriously: "Isn't there still Sherlock you? If someone cheats on me one day, you You can tell me."

Sherlock's eyes flickered slightly, and he said: "No one will deceive a big fool."

"It is true that no one will deceive a fool, but I am worried that others will deceive me under your name." Mi Xiao frowned, she scratched her head, and said with some distress: "Then I will be even more stupid, I will definitely be stupid rushed over..."

When Mi finished the novel, after waiting for a while, she didn't hear Sherlock's voice, so she raised her head and saw Sherlock who was staring at her in a daze.

"Sherlock?" Mi Xiao stretched out his hand, shaking it in front of his eyes.

Gradually, Sherlock's eyes became focused. He looked at Mi Xiao with a gleam in his eyes, and he said, "As long as you stay by my side, no one will lie to you in my name."

"Hmm...Although it sounds strange, it's true." Mi Xiao felt a little strange, but she couldn't think of anything with her brain, so she nodded happily.

She held her head up, her eyes bent into crescent moons, only Sherlock was inside, Mi Xiaoxiao: "It's done."

"I have no habit of lying."

Well, you're right, all you have is a bad habit of cheating.

This is Sherlock's answer.

So the clumsy Mi Xiao was tricked like this.

Tsk, it's really a sample of being sold alive and paying for it.

After they chatted, at least in Mi Xiao's eyes, guests walked into 221B one after another, each with a different case, but they were all crossed by Sherlock, sometimes cruelly in front of them. In front of the customer, she changed her doubts into facts. For example, the one who suspected that her husband was having an affair, was dumbfounded when she heard Sherlock's words.

After Mi Xiao sent the lady away, she felt unwell.

"Perhaps, you should be more tactful." Mi Xiao's first words after climbing upstairs were this.

"Oh, next." Sherlock, who was sitting on the sofa, obviously didn't listen.

Well, Mi Xiao didn't expect Sherlock to do it either.

She secretly rolled her eyes at this.

Sure enough, Mi Xiao was right.

She comforted the two crying little girls with a headache, because Sherlock had exposed the white lies told by the elders to the children.

People don't go to heaven when they die, they are sent to a specific place to be burned.

Very good, Sherlock, you win.

In the end, Mi Xiao sent the two little girls away with candy, and she thought that the two children would never come again.

Because when they left, there were still tears in their eyes, saying Sherlock was a bad uncle.

Well, Mi Xiao admitted, but when they mentioned the bad uncle, she and John laughed beside him, cough!It's not that I can't hold back for a while.

Then they were both poisoned by Sherlock's poisonous tongue.

But just because Sherlock is obsessed with solving the case, he regards the case as his own pleasure.

He became famous successfully.

At least some reporters had already stopped at the crime scene to interview him, but he refused them all.

Mi Xiao can already imagine the headline of tomorrow's news: "Second and Third Stories of a High-cold Detective"

In fact, Mi Xiao is still too naive.

The next morning, she picked out a newspaper to read, the cover was Sherlock's photo, and then...

She looks a little sideways, John on the left, her on the right, and it's a good shot, at least they're well positioned, and then it goes viral.

[Sherlock Holmes, a rising well-known detective, has always been accompanied by his assistants - Watson John and Chinese lady Mi Xiaoxiao. Some people once suspected the detective's sexuality/orientation, even if he himself once told John Mr. said: He regards the case as a lover, but now people have to wonder whether Sherlock Holmes regards the case as a lover as he said, or does he like to be different and eats both men and women...]

Mi Xiao said that she couldn't stand it anymore.

Even the toothbrush in its mouth was vaguely about to fall to the ground.

"Men and women take it all?"

Sherlock always likes to pick a good time to jump out. He stood behind Mi Xiao and looked at everything at a glance. He basically understood and raised his eyebrows.

He was wearing pajamas, with a wet towel in his hand, wiped his face, and asked Mi Xiao at the same time: "What's wrong with you?"

"Ah... I'm just a little surprised." Mi Xiao swallowed hard, and then her complexion became worse because she ate the toothpaste stains into her stomach.

Sherlock looked at Mi Xiao covering her mouth and rushing to the bathroom. She probably won't be able to get out in a while.

Sherlock picked up the newspaper on the ground and flipped through it casually, but there was nothing on it that could arouse his interest, oh, except the front page.

Sherlock looked at the cover with the three of them, and the shot was good, but the language expression did not pass.

So early in the morning, the editor's computer was hacked.

When Mi Xiao walked out of the bathroom, Sherlock threw the towel somewhere, held the notebook in his hand, and pressed the keyboard.

Sherlock heard the voice, but he didn't raise his head, his eyes were fixed on the computer screen, and his tone was very flat, he said, "My sexual/orientation is normal."

As soon as she came out, Mi Xiao turned her face when she heard this, she was not used to it no matter what she heard.

"Well, um, oh."

Mi Xiao huh huh huh huh for a long time, but couldn't get out a word.

But she immediately stretched out her hand and patted her face. With a 'pop' sound, Mi Xiao held her face with her hands, with the same expression in her eyes, and she said: "Even if it is true, I, I will able to defeat the opponent!"

Mi Xiao gripped her claws, her slender eyelashes trembling slightly, her face was not sure whether she was blushing or shy.

These words finally made Sherlock look away from the computer, he looked at Mi Xiaoxiao's blushing face, blinked, and finally laughed with a 'poof', he said with a smile: "Mi Xiaoxiao, you are such an idiot. "

Well, she was scolded again_(:зゝ∠)_

Mi Xiao, who is always called a fool, is used to it. She grabbed the corner of her clothes and bit her lip. Mi Xiaoxiao said, "Anyway, anyway, John is impossible!"

John, who had just come downstairs, heard Mi Xiao's voice, and he asked suspiciously, "What? Why can't I?"

"John, you like women, don't you?"

"of course."

John didn't understand yet, but he answered honestly.

"Is it still a woman with big breasts?"

"...Yes, wait, why do you ask me this kind of question so early in the morning?" John stretched out his hand, preventing Mi Xiao from asking the next question, he had to know the origin of these questions.

Mi Xiao pulled the newspaper aside, the cover was facing John, poked his finger on the cover, and said, "The guy inside said you had an affair with Sherlock!"

"Wait! Isn't it you who has an affair with Sherlock?!!"

John's eyes widened, expressing injustice and horror, he had to emphasize again: "I like women, not men."

"Look, I said John is impossible." Mi Xiao raised his eyebrows and looked at Sherlock.

"That's why John said we are one-legged." Sherlock continued, and he said the words 'one-legged' very naturally.

"Well! John did a good job!"

Mi Xiao nodded, she stretched out her hand, gave a thumbs up, and praised John.

"...I don't want this kind of praise at all."

John covered his face, he was powerless to complain.

The author has something to say: #Sherlock and Mi Xiaoxiao Daily One Show#

#John Daily Abuse Barks#

#The author did not consider the feeling of being single at all#

#单单猫 is not within the scope of protection, so raise the torch independently#

#This article is actually called [Daily show, single dog will be abused]#