[Comprehensive] Hollywood's new dignitaries

"We've seen your tits,

Saw your tits in a movie I watched,

Meryl Streep's Mimi seen in Silkwood Incident,

Naomi Watts is in Mulholland Drive,

Angelina Jolie We saw your boobs in "Dress Up,"

They make people excited and full of energy—” Seth MacFarlane, No.80 five-time Oscar host, wrote and directed the movie “Teddy Bear” in 2012, which made $4.2 million worldwide as a dark horse The box office has let the whole world witness his funny skills. The Academy Awards invited him to host this year's Oscars. They must hope that his good eloquence will make the show more entertaining and fresh, but I don't know if the old folks at the Academy Awards know about him. It is even considered offensive to sing such a ridicule song that has made countless Hollywood actresses ashamed, but McFarlane continued on stage, and the names of actresses mentioned continued to expand, including Anne Hathaway, Nicole Kidman, Charlize Theron, Scarlett Johansson, Kristen Stewart and many other actresses. He didn’t miss any of them. Most of the actresses were extremely embarrassed or angry when they heard their names mentioned , Candice frowned, "Did he take drugs? "

Tom hasn't heard his girlfriend's name for the time being, and the reason is probably because of Candice's age. So far, he hasn't filmed a large-scale plot. David Fincher gave up filming the passionate scene in "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo". In this regard, even though Candice's image is positioned as strong and independent, if the audience sees her in large-scale scenes or even rape scenes on the big screen, combined with her underage age at the time, it is inevitable that the movie will be uncomfortable. perception.Today is the first day for Tom to feel thankful for this, otherwise Candice would be one of the ones being ridiculed in this song at this time, well, he may be an Englishman whose thinking cannot keep up with the trend. The song is very disrespectful to women, tasteless and offensive.

But Candice didn't think that McFarland would selectively forget to give up teasing her,

"Jodie Foster saw it in "The Robbery of the Pear Blossom",

Penelope Cruz is in "Vanilla Sky",

Kate Winslet in "Sinful Angel" and "Jude the Obscure",

And Hamlet and Titanic,

There are also "Life Together" and "Being a Mother",

And "The Reader",

And what film are you shooting now? "

After Kate Winslet was shot several times, McFarlane also did not forget the strongest actress of this year's awards season,

"Candice Ellison's Nobody's Seen,

But ladies and gentlemen,

We all hope to see it one day. "

Candice's face showed a bit of disgust. When the camera swept across, the audience in front of the TV couldn't help but mourn for the outspoken host on the stage.McFarlane is still singing "We Met Your Mimi" on repeat, Tom is pissed off by the bad show, oh, this might be the worst Oscar ever, and Candice swears - this is McFarlane Lan hosted the last and only Oscar.

Amidst the increasingly sour faces of the actress whose name was mentioned, McFarlane finally ended the silly song, "I must say, there were a lot of great movies this year, who saw '0dark30'? And "Escape from Tehran", "Lincoln" and many other great movies, 2012 is a great year for movies. The total domestic box office of Hollywood reached an unprecedented 108 billion US dollars. It is the first time for Hollywood property personnel to work overtime like this— — proving that no movie makes money."

Candice listened to McFarlane's opening remarks with a blank expression. Maybe the Academy Awards had expected McFarlane to be able to make witty remarks. Low, which offended many people, as many media predicted before the award ceremony-McFarlane would not be able to enter the palace at all.

His script was not only dirty jokes, but also personal attacks, and Candice began to feel that this man had lowered the level of this awards ceremony that was destined to make her a legend.

Although there was an unappetizing vulgar man on the stage, fortunately, there was a perfect gentleman sitting beside her. Tom's eyes full of sincere love made her feel a lot better. Candice leaned into his ear and said, "I must Let this rude man suffer a bit."

The British man who has always been friendly did not dissuade McFarlane from making offensive and disrespectful behaviors to his beloved woman. Even though Tom maintained a good upbringing, his gentlemanly decency never retaliated with kindness for no reason, "Darling, you do anything All correct."

Mr. Tom Hiddleston should think deeply at this time, if he continues to be obedient to his little girlfriend, I am afraid it will develop into Candice wanting to kill someone, and he will readily hand over the knife, a complete doting mode.

Candice poked his face, "Little Tom is the most innocent boy I've ever seen."

"Boy?" He raised an eyebrow, with bright green eyes, and said with his lips close to her ear in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "I thought it was a man, you said I was strong last night—"

"I miss the gentlemanly and serious British man at the beginning." Candice looked at him dissatisfied, but got the green-eyed man's answer, "It's too late, you pressed the start button, dear."

When the two of you come and go, I don’t know if they are bickering or flirting, the best original screenplay award has already started on the stage, and "0dark30" is being nominated, "The best original screenplay nominations include-"

"Django Unchained, written by Quentin Tarantino."

"Love, written by Michael Hannik."

"Crash Landing, by John Gatting."

"Moonrise Kingdom, written by Wes Anderson."

"0dark30, written by Mark Ball, Candice Ellison."

"The winners are-"0dark30", Mark Bauer, Candice Ellison." Amidst the huge cheers and applause, the introductory words sounded in the background music, "This is the second time that Mark Bauer won the Best Original Screenplay Award, and Candice Ellison participated in the screenwriting for the first time."

After Candice and Tom kissed passionately, they went to the awarding platform together with Mark. After Mark spoke as a representative to thank them, when the two walked off the stage, the audience waiting for the live broadcast felt that it was a pity that Candice did not speak, and comforted themselves that it was okay. There are other awards, and Candy will definitely continue the brilliant results of the Golden Globes.

In fact, this is indeed one of the tactics Bryan formulated for her. The focus of her speech should be on the best actress and the final award. Too many speeches on the original screenplay award may ease the next time Attractiveness of speech.

Candice sat back next to Tom, watching the little golden man finally felt that the discomfort caused by the Mimi song was relieved a lot, and the green-eyed little Tom smiled at her charmingly, "Candy, it's great Let's start."

"Of course." She returned a proud and flirtatious look, but of course she got back the passionate kiss of the British man.

But after the excellent opening, it seems that a not-so-good guest came. Candice almost forgot that Cherie Sharp was going to sing the theme song "young and beautiful" of "The Great Gatsby" at the Oscars live.

The lights on the stage were flickering and bustling, and it was like returning to the golden age of luxury and luxury for a moment, while Cherie's retro makeup looked like a superstar of the last century.Her voice was deep and affectionate, and she looked at the blonde girl from afar.

"Midsummer night is boundless, July is still young

We are young and frivolous, not afraid of the long years

Indulge in time, the lights are on

We play and chase, childish hearts are hard to hide"

Cherry has a good voice that is most suitable for love songs. Candice vaguely remembered that the two of them got along very sweetly and harmoniously at the beginning, and this song is a testimony of that time. Cherry and her eyes met, almost question--

"When my age is gone and my face is old

Do you love me forever

When I've got nothing and I'm bruised

I know you will, I know you will

I know your love is everlasting

when the face is gone

Do you love me as ever, forever"

At this time, the guests on the scene had already cast all their eyes on Candice and Cherie Sharp on the stage, and even some meddlers observed Tom's reaction, God!The confrontation between the former and the current at the Oscars is enough to attract attention, and the former and the incumbent are handsome men and beautiful women of different genders. It has to be said that this can only happen to the romantic Ellison.

"Recalling the world, the dance steps shine

Peerless elegance, angelic face

Days and midsummer, indulgent swings,

You come out in fancy dress and sing for me alone

Exquisite face, unruly and arrogant soul

Looking back at you dressed up, you will never forget once you see it.”

The Hollywood stars who participated in the film found that the lyrics of this movie's theme song seemed to be tailor-made for Candice, and when they thought about the time they were in love, it was obviously a love song for a fixed period of love, Jesus Christ!I never expected to see this kind of scene at the Oscars.

"Father above, when I go to heaven

can you have him by your side

Walk with him, let him in

God please give me promise

Elegant figure, aristocratic aura

drive me crazy

He is like the sun, make me shine like a diamond, shining brightly"

Tears welled up in Cherry's eyes, and Candice suddenly felt that she didn't know how to face her. She pre-emptively pushed all the reasons for the breakup to Cherie so that Tom would not be affected by public opinion. They are always hurting each other, but there are always some very contradictory things between the two of them, just like at this time, after doing those things, Cherry can actually sing this song to her with full of affection, Candice is really She felt confused, and the next second—her hand was held strongly by the man beside her, with a force that seemed to never let go, "Darling, we're already engaged."

Candice looked at him, his gaze was firm and soft, gray-green eyes more moving than a thousand stars, and then she was kissed by the English man, and Cherry's singing continued,

"The old days are gone, the face is old

Do you love me forever

When there is nothing, all bruises

Do you love me forever

I know you will, I know you will

I know your love will last forever"

Candice no longer looked at the girl on the stage. She didn't want to continue to insist on who was right and who was wrong in the last relationship or who should bear more responsibility. She looked at the engaged couple on the ring finger with Tom. Quiet, she suddenly felt moved, she was willing to be grateful for the good things in her past relationship, but she would never look back.

Because right now is the best time.

"I was tricked into getting engaged, but—" she smiled under the disturbed gaze of the green-eyed man: "Tom, you are the one I've been waiting for all my life."