Recently, there is a game app that is very popular on the Internet. The name is Battle Song Ji, which contains various battlefield battles, camp battles, and competitive battle modes.
But the most popular in this game is not these battle modes, but the GM battle singer VV of this game.
Whenever the game starts, VV will jump out first.Let everyone choose, music mode or silent mode.If it is music mode, VV will dance and cheer for everyone during the whole game, but if it is silent mode, there is no such treatment.
The appearance of VV is that of an Internet idol singer, so most of the tech giants will choose the music mode.After all, there is a beautiful young lady dancing, singing and cheering for you, which will definitely make people feel elated.
*
Tony Stark, a man who has always been at the forefront of technology in the world.
Since he failed in the first battle with Brainiac last time, Tony has been determined to research more powerful steel suits, as well as more complex and high-tech smart technologies.
Think about an independent artificial intelligence that has separated from its own master, successfully invaded the central system of Brainiac's mechanical army without anyone's order, and even tampered with the command program in it to subdue the mechanical army. For your own use.How could this not make Tony Stark itchy.
So after the battle ended, Tony secretly downloaded the Battle Diva app, and after VV updated the new game package, he was addicted to it and couldn't extricate himself.
He tried to copy the programs on the surface of the Battle Diva app, and after successfully using these programs to upgrade the JVS, he couldn't help but extend his claws to the internal programs of the Battle Diva.Then……
Ding--
The Dark Knight challenged you to a 1v1 competitive mode, do you accept it?
"reject."
Tony's first reaction, who didn't know who the Dark Knight was, was to refuse.You must know that it is an important moment for him to invade the Battle Diva app system, so it is a pity to allow this time to be interrupted!Unexpectedly, just as he refused the order to JVS, the system here automatically accepted the challenge for him.
The little dwarf accepts the challenge of the dark knight.
Tony: "..."("▔□▔)
Who the fuck is the little dwarf!God TM's little dwarf!Lao Tzu's screen name is obviously called the first handsome man of steel.Which bastard mistakenly tampered with my screen name, stand up for me, and see if I don't beat you to death! ! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
Tony, who ran away, sat directly in front of the computer, because his first feeling told himself that the change of his screen name innocent must have something to do with the dark knight opposite.
"Who the hell are you? Who dares you to challenge the greatest scientist in the world!" Tony slammed his desk with fury, and yelled angrily at the dark knight on the other side of the computer.
dark Knight:"……"
The other side didn't speak, but it made Tony even angrier.This clearly shows that the opposite party is mocking himself and disdains to talk to himself.As a three-year-old To... no, a four-year-old Toni, Tony felt like he was going to explode.
Rolling up his sleeves with both hands, he sat in front of the computer and took a stance. Tony even forgot that he wanted to invade the internal system of the Battle Diva app before. Big bastard a little color look. (〝▼dish▼)
As a coquettish family, every time Tony plays games in his spare time, he will let the battle singer VV dance and cheer on the side.All the songs he dances are rock music with a heavy metal feel, which makes Tony feel like he is really on the battlefield every time.
And this challenge, Tony did not accidentally choose the music mode.Just when he was about to step on the rhythm of rock music and use his cool hand speed to give the other party an unforgettable lesson, the background music of the music mode sounded...
"The big windmill is whistling and whirling, the scenery here is really beautiful, the sky is beautiful, the sky is beautiful, and there are a group of happy friends..."
Accompanied by the background music that Tony was not familiar with, the player of the dark knight on the opposite side suddenly rushed in front of the little dwarf, and kicked the little dwarf away with a spinning kick.
It’s okay if it’s just kicked out, the point is that when the little dwarf was kicked out, he turned like a windmill for several times before landing, which really responded to the background of Tony Stark’s ear at this time music.As if he wanted to piss Tony off on purpose, at the moment when the dark knight was kicked out like a windmill, the little dwarf was actually intercepted by the system, and played back several times in slow motion. It fully made Tony reminisce about the moment of rotation at that time. By the way, the background music of this video is still "Great Windmill".
Tony, who was bloodied by the game music and the enemy on the opposite side: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
Seeing that he had lost a third of his bloodline, Tony was almost so angry that he lost his mind.He deeply suspected that the reason why he was kicked out without any resistance just now was entirely because the sudden change of background music made him perform abnormally.So Tony, who had learned the experience of defeat, ran to a safe point first, and was going to replace the cheating background music.
Tony first poked the battle singer VV's face, usually when he did so, a series of music playlists would pop up for him to choose from.Unexpectedly, after he poked the battle singer's face this time, the battle singer who is an NPC turned into a hostile NPC in an instant, bombarding the dead dwarf indiscriminately.
Facing the deadly little dwarf who was blown away and soared into the sky again, Tony was so angry that he almost smashed the keyboard of the real world!
After falling to the ground for ten seconds, after switching his view to the character he controlled, Tony saw the enemy in his vision—the Dark Knight for the first time.
First, he glanced at his 1/3 of blood volume left, and then he saw that he still had eight seconds left to fall to the ground CD, Tony felt his heart was bleeding.If he still has a chance, he must let JVS try the water first, and he will never show off his hand speed without knowing his opponent again!Because this kind of mood that just said to clean up the opponent, but lost within a few seconds of the process, is really embarrassing! (T▽T)
Looking up at the sky, Tony felt as if he had lost his future!
Just when he thought the dark knight would hit him and give him the last knife of his life.The other party didn't move at all, but quietly watched Tony fall to the ground and the CD ended...
dark Knight:……
Dead dwarf: ...
The two looked back at each other quietly. The beautiful scene at that moment made people deeply understand what it means to see ten thousand years at a glance.At this time, Tony also calmed down through the CD for a few seconds. He felt that he seemed to have misunderstood the Dark Knight, and his current unlucky state might have nothing to do with him.After all, the other party didn't hit him when he was at his worst, but kept a gentleman's demeanor and waited for him to get up again.
He shouldn't be so angry!
As a result, just a second after this thought, he received a private message from the other party.
It was a picture, a picture of a dog's head, a picture of a doge mocking face...
okay!Don't explain anymore, the murderer is definitely the doge opposite.I just made excuses for him, I was definitely out of my mind!
Seeing the end of the CD when he fell to the ground, Tony immediately entered the fighting state angrily.Then in the next second, the dead dwarf with only 1/3 of his blood left was killed by the dark knight with full blood.
If you think that this is the end of the matter, then you are very wrong.Because the moment the little dwarf turned into a corpse, the dark knight ran to the side of his corpse and started dancing. The dance was still the famous bgm "Pure Land of Bliss" on the Internet.
The new background music "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" is all over the ears, and Tony turned into a little monster, roaring in the room!
"Bastard Dark Knight, I'm definitely at odds with you!!!" (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
*
Because he was beaten like a dog, Tony, wanting to avenge his shame, completely forgot about his previous missions, devoted himself to the game, worked hard to refresh his record, and prepared for the next challenge.
That day was a very peaceful day.
Tony, who thought he was already considered a game boss, was very excited to challenge Bruce, whom he had always disliked.
The good name is: to guide the younger generation.
Bruce: Cou shameless!
So Bruce, who also planned to teach Tony a lesson, logged into his account in the game - Dark Knight!
When Tony watched Bruce appear with the Dark Knight's account, the whole person went berserk.
"So it's you! You bastard, you dare to appear in front of me!"
"Didn't you challenge me?" Bruce was a little confused.It should be the first time I have fought against Tony online, why did he show an expression of deep hatred against himself.
"Stop talking nonsense, take your life!"
*
As Ariel, who knew all the inside information, relying on being a specially hired GM, she silently watched the farce in front of her from the perspective of God, and sighed faintly.
"VV, you did this!"
'Of course, who made Tony Stark greedy and wanted to attack the internal firewall of the Battle Diva app, I just taught him a little lesson! '
"Then why use Bruce's account?"
'Because the screen names of your other brothers' accounts are too difficult to explain in words, I don't want to be laughed at by the other party as soon as I enter the instance. '
"Okay, as long as you're happy." Aria raised her forehead, because she also knew that what VV said was the truth...( ̄ー ̄)
VV laughed like a bunch of hamsters again, 'Hey hey hey. '
But the most popular in this game is not these battle modes, but the GM battle singer VV of this game.
Whenever the game starts, VV will jump out first.Let everyone choose, music mode or silent mode.If it is music mode, VV will dance and cheer for everyone during the whole game, but if it is silent mode, there is no such treatment.
The appearance of VV is that of an Internet idol singer, so most of the tech giants will choose the music mode.After all, there is a beautiful young lady dancing, singing and cheering for you, which will definitely make people feel elated.
*
Tony Stark, a man who has always been at the forefront of technology in the world.
Since he failed in the first battle with Brainiac last time, Tony has been determined to research more powerful steel suits, as well as more complex and high-tech smart technologies.
Think about an independent artificial intelligence that has separated from its own master, successfully invaded the central system of Brainiac's mechanical army without anyone's order, and even tampered with the command program in it to subdue the mechanical army. For your own use.How could this not make Tony Stark itchy.
So after the battle ended, Tony secretly downloaded the Battle Diva app, and after VV updated the new game package, he was addicted to it and couldn't extricate himself.
He tried to copy the programs on the surface of the Battle Diva app, and after successfully using these programs to upgrade the JVS, he couldn't help but extend his claws to the internal programs of the Battle Diva.Then……
Ding--
The Dark Knight challenged you to a 1v1 competitive mode, do you accept it?
"reject."
Tony's first reaction, who didn't know who the Dark Knight was, was to refuse.You must know that it is an important moment for him to invade the Battle Diva app system, so it is a pity to allow this time to be interrupted!Unexpectedly, just as he refused the order to JVS, the system here automatically accepted the challenge for him.
The little dwarf accepts the challenge of the dark knight.
Tony: "..."("▔□▔)
Who the fuck is the little dwarf!God TM's little dwarf!Lao Tzu's screen name is obviously called the first handsome man of steel.Which bastard mistakenly tampered with my screen name, stand up for me, and see if I don't beat you to death! ! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
Tony, who ran away, sat directly in front of the computer, because his first feeling told himself that the change of his screen name innocent must have something to do with the dark knight opposite.
"Who the hell are you? Who dares you to challenge the greatest scientist in the world!" Tony slammed his desk with fury, and yelled angrily at the dark knight on the other side of the computer.
dark Knight:"……"
The other side didn't speak, but it made Tony even angrier.This clearly shows that the opposite party is mocking himself and disdains to talk to himself.As a three-year-old To... no, a four-year-old Toni, Tony felt like he was going to explode.
Rolling up his sleeves with both hands, he sat in front of the computer and took a stance. Tony even forgot that he wanted to invade the internal system of the Battle Diva app before. Big bastard a little color look. (〝▼dish▼)
As a coquettish family, every time Tony plays games in his spare time, he will let the battle singer VV dance and cheer on the side.All the songs he dances are rock music with a heavy metal feel, which makes Tony feel like he is really on the battlefield every time.
And this challenge, Tony did not accidentally choose the music mode.Just when he was about to step on the rhythm of rock music and use his cool hand speed to give the other party an unforgettable lesson, the background music of the music mode sounded...
"The big windmill is whistling and whirling, the scenery here is really beautiful, the sky is beautiful, the sky is beautiful, and there are a group of happy friends..."
Accompanied by the background music that Tony was not familiar with, the player of the dark knight on the opposite side suddenly rushed in front of the little dwarf, and kicked the little dwarf away with a spinning kick.
It’s okay if it’s just kicked out, the point is that when the little dwarf was kicked out, he turned like a windmill for several times before landing, which really responded to the background of Tony Stark’s ear at this time music.As if he wanted to piss Tony off on purpose, at the moment when the dark knight was kicked out like a windmill, the little dwarf was actually intercepted by the system, and played back several times in slow motion. It fully made Tony reminisce about the moment of rotation at that time. By the way, the background music of this video is still "Great Windmill".
Tony, who was bloodied by the game music and the enemy on the opposite side: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
Seeing that he had lost a third of his bloodline, Tony was almost so angry that he lost his mind.He deeply suspected that the reason why he was kicked out without any resistance just now was entirely because the sudden change of background music made him perform abnormally.So Tony, who had learned the experience of defeat, ran to a safe point first, and was going to replace the cheating background music.
Tony first poked the battle singer VV's face, usually when he did so, a series of music playlists would pop up for him to choose from.Unexpectedly, after he poked the battle singer's face this time, the battle singer who is an NPC turned into a hostile NPC in an instant, bombarding the dead dwarf indiscriminately.
Facing the deadly little dwarf who was blown away and soared into the sky again, Tony was so angry that he almost smashed the keyboard of the real world!
After falling to the ground for ten seconds, after switching his view to the character he controlled, Tony saw the enemy in his vision—the Dark Knight for the first time.
First, he glanced at his 1/3 of blood volume left, and then he saw that he still had eight seconds left to fall to the ground CD, Tony felt his heart was bleeding.If he still has a chance, he must let JVS try the water first, and he will never show off his hand speed without knowing his opponent again!Because this kind of mood that just said to clean up the opponent, but lost within a few seconds of the process, is really embarrassing! (T▽T)
Looking up at the sky, Tony felt as if he had lost his future!
Just when he thought the dark knight would hit him and give him the last knife of his life.The other party didn't move at all, but quietly watched Tony fall to the ground and the CD ended...
dark Knight:……
Dead dwarf: ...
The two looked back at each other quietly. The beautiful scene at that moment made people deeply understand what it means to see ten thousand years at a glance.At this time, Tony also calmed down through the CD for a few seconds. He felt that he seemed to have misunderstood the Dark Knight, and his current unlucky state might have nothing to do with him.After all, the other party didn't hit him when he was at his worst, but kept a gentleman's demeanor and waited for him to get up again.
He shouldn't be so angry!
As a result, just a second after this thought, he received a private message from the other party.
It was a picture, a picture of a dog's head, a picture of a doge mocking face...
okay!Don't explain anymore, the murderer is definitely the doge opposite.I just made excuses for him, I was definitely out of my mind!
Seeing the end of the CD when he fell to the ground, Tony immediately entered the fighting state angrily.Then in the next second, the dead dwarf with only 1/3 of his blood left was killed by the dark knight with full blood.
If you think that this is the end of the matter, then you are very wrong.Because the moment the little dwarf turned into a corpse, the dark knight ran to the side of his corpse and started dancing. The dance was still the famous bgm "Pure Land of Bliss" on the Internet.
The new background music "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" is all over the ears, and Tony turned into a little monster, roaring in the room!
"Bastard Dark Knight, I'm definitely at odds with you!!!" (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
*
Because he was beaten like a dog, Tony, wanting to avenge his shame, completely forgot about his previous missions, devoted himself to the game, worked hard to refresh his record, and prepared for the next challenge.
That day was a very peaceful day.
Tony, who thought he was already considered a game boss, was very excited to challenge Bruce, whom he had always disliked.
The good name is: to guide the younger generation.
Bruce: Cou shameless!
So Bruce, who also planned to teach Tony a lesson, logged into his account in the game - Dark Knight!
When Tony watched Bruce appear with the Dark Knight's account, the whole person went berserk.
"So it's you! You bastard, you dare to appear in front of me!"
"Didn't you challenge me?" Bruce was a little confused.It should be the first time I have fought against Tony online, why did he show an expression of deep hatred against himself.
"Stop talking nonsense, take your life!"
*
As Ariel, who knew all the inside information, relying on being a specially hired GM, she silently watched the farce in front of her from the perspective of God, and sighed faintly.
"VV, you did this!"
'Of course, who made Tony Stark greedy and wanted to attack the internal firewall of the Battle Diva app, I just taught him a little lesson! '
"Then why use Bruce's account?"
'Because the screen names of your other brothers' accounts are too difficult to explain in words, I don't want to be laughed at by the other party as soon as I enter the instance. '
"Okay, as long as you're happy." Aria raised her forehead, because she also knew that what VV said was the truth...( ̄ー ̄)
VV laughed like a bunch of hamsters again, 'Hey hey hey. '
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