[Zhongyingmei] 818 My sister with a beautiful style

Before leaving, Aria, who had done a great job, ran away happily. Although the money had not been received, she believed that Batman would never renege on his debts. After all, her last assist was quite amazing!

It's so exciting to run after finishing the work!

At the same time, Jason, who was left on the scene by Aria, also felt quite exciting.

Because of the fireworks, he accidentally remembered the scene in his dream where Batman hugged and hugged an apple, especially the sticky atmosphere, which gave him goosebumps.

"It was an accident..." Jason said firmly.

"...No, Jason... Actually, that's exactly what I want to tell you..."

The rare Batman gave in to Jay Bird who hadn't returned for many years. It may be because of the fireworks or he saw the way Jason treated the Joker, which gave him hope to bring Jason back home.

Even Ye Yi stood aside and wiped away tears.

Little did he know that it was Batman's words that became the last straw that broke Jason's tense nerves.

"Oh, NO! This is not true, you are not Bruce, Bruce would not say such a thing! I must be dreaming! Damn it, let me wake up from this dream!"

Holding his hood, Jason pushed Batman and Nightwing away like crazy and ran out, especially without Aerea interrupting him.

The old father who suffered a severe blow: (._.)

Seeing his lost brother run away, Ye Yi turned around and chased after him, "Hey, little wing, don't run, wait!"

The eldest son chased the second son and ran away, leaving the old father Batman alone in the basement to face the clown who kept calling him 'Bat Brother'.

At this time, Batman wanted to order a song for himself, and the name of the song was "Cool".

Resigned to his fate, he took the innocent-looking clown away. Before leaving, he saw a string of prayer beads on the table. Thinking that this might be something left by Jason, Batman decided to collect it for him. good.

I thought this was the end of tonight's affairs, who would have thought that another accident would happen when Batman sent the Joker to Arkham.

The reason why the clown can become the crime leader in Gotham is that apart from his chaotic and evil thinking, no concept of good and evil, and no bottom line style, there is also a characteristic that no one else can get, that is, his ability to fight no matter what kind of injury he suffers. A body that will always recover.Even if he was completely paralyzed by an angry Batman and his spinal cord was fractured, he would recover successfully in a few days.Only having such a recovery ability gives the clown the confidence not to die, not to die.

And that resilience also applies to the Joker's brain.

The brain wave device used by Jason on the clown, in a sense, destroyed some nerves in the clown's brain, making the clown behave like a little girl.Just like some prisons perform lobotomy surgery on criminals, the EEG device is actually a detailed version of lobotomy surgery, which can adjust the behavior pattern of the used party in a targeted manner.

The short board of this brainwave device is that once the user has a strong recovery ability and restores the damaged nerves, everything will return to its original state.Like now...

"Hmph, hahaha, it's been a long time, little bat!"

The distorted and nasty laughter that belonged exclusively to the clown resounded outside the gate of Arkham.

Batman, who had just sent the clown to his destination, sank in his heart. Seeing the clown in this state, his already gloomy face became even darker.He is very familiar with the clown's expression now, every time he thinks of a new idea, he will show such a smile.Facing the clown in this state, Batman is very worried at this moment and shut him back to Arkham.Because even he knew that Arkham's security measures were the same as the packaging on the outside of a dollhouse in the eyes of the Joker.

"Nightwing, the clown is back."

Batman said this to the communication device that belonged exclusively to the Batman, and within a second he received a reply from Nightwing.

"Wait for B, Little Wing and I will be there soon."

After a few minutes, when the two birds arrived, they saw a heavily tied clown and a Batman exuding low pressure.

"Well, I thought the device Aria gave me was so reliable! It only lasted a few hours." Jason shrugged wearing a hood, and then took it out from his waist in the next second. Putting a gun on the clown's forehead, "So it's better to finish it like this, and everyone will be safe after finishing this ticket."

"No, Little Wing, don't do that."

"Put down your guns, Red Hood!"

"That's right, that's it, come on, little bird, shoot! Hurry up! Think about that warehouse, think about you lying on the ground at that time, what are you waiting for... um..." Before the clown finished calling Jason, who really didn't want to listen to him, gagged his mouth with the apple he bought from Yeyi just now, and at the same time punched the clown's mouth full of apples.

Looking at the apples that should have been bought home and given to Ah Fu for pies, Ye Yi was heartbroken and applauded Jason's approach. When dealing with clowns, he must be indifferent to his ears and indifferent to his heart. Like Jason did, knocking out his teeth, the pain was so painful that he couldn't speak.

But having said that, Ye Yi tilted his head and glanced at Jason who was still sharpening his gun and asked the clown, "Little Wing, besides this brain wave device, does your friend have any other plans to deal with the clown."

"Another plan!?" Reminded by Ye Yi, Jason remembered the string of beads that Aria said before, "So, Aria gave me another option, which seems to be a string that can purify The sinful prayer beads, but I dismissed them, after all, the clown looks like this, so I guess it won't work even if you soak him in holy water."

"It really doesn't work, he is human and not a demon, but maybe we can try that string of prayer beads! Your friend has a lot of gadgets in his hands, and the functions are very interesting, maybe there will be unexpected rewards!" Rare Diverting Jason's attention, Ye Yi is now a little eager to try, "Where is that prayer bead?"

"Here I am." The old father, who had been watching for a long time, finally interrupted, rejoicing that he had done nothing at that time.

However, he didn't expect that the Buddhist beads that he put away on the spur of the moment would have such an effect, but do he really want to use it?This idea only floated in Batman's mind for a second before it stopped. It was just a try. If it didn't work, it would be a big deal to think of another way. You must know that Batman has countless PnBs.

"Then the question is, who will bring it to him?"

Night Wing and Red Hood looked at each other in dismay, and in the end they both turned their attention to Batman himself who was holding the prayer beads.And Batman, who is the father of the two, said that if he comes, he will come, and let any bird approach the clown, he himself is not at ease!

By the way, that time when the clown was full of teeth just now doesn't count...

Seriously and solemnly, he put the prayer beads in his hands on the clown, and the momentary situation even gave Nightwing and Red Hood the illusion that Batman was crowning the clown, because they were dazzled to see the clown wearing the crown again. The moment the Buddha beads were put on, the light actually ignited! ! !

"Fuck, it's not dazzled, it's the clown who really shines!" Jason was the first to react, and he subconsciously opened the safety catch of the gun, aiming at the clown to prevent accidents.

Then the nearest Batman stood sideways in front of Nightwing and Red Hood, and raised his vigilance, his whole body tensed up, ready to fight at any time.

However, the light on the clown who wore the beads disappeared after 1 minute.

Then the people and birds of the bat family were stunned...

The clown who lost his light should not be called a clown at this time, because the heavy makeup painted on his face has disappeared, and the emerald green top of his head has become as shiny as Luthor, the president of the metropolis next door. Lao Zi's suit has also become a worn-out kraft paper-colored monk's robe.

"Amitabha, benefactors are being polite, and the Dharma name of the ordinary monk has been restored."

Night Wing: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Red Hood: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Batman: ▼ ▼

What just happened! ! ! ?

"Anyway, is that what I understand? Guizheng who has reformed evil!?" Aria looked surprised at Dick who was driving, and asked, "Then, what did the clown do?"

"No, you shouldn't be called the clown now, you should call him the reformed master." Dick drove with a suppressed smile while joking with Aria, "Just kidding...then the clown took the initiative to return to Arkham's that day. ward, and stayed there honestly for nearly a month."

"What, a neurotic like the clown can stay for a month without doing anything honestly!?" Aria is now really curious about what will happen next, and her intuition tells her that the changes in Gotham will definitely be related to the clown open relationship.

"Yes, in fact, we didn't expect this. It was just a stopgap measure to bring the clown prayer beads back then. Who would have thought that the effect would be so good! During the first month when the clown stayed in the Arkham Mental Hospital, we have been monitoring The instrument supervised him, and it turned out that he just copied the scriptures for a month, and did nothing else. He even chose vegetarian dishes for his meals, which really gave us a feeling that the monks have nothing to do."

"and then?"

"Then someone wanted to escape from prison, and wanted to drag the clown with him... Hahahaha..." o(*≧▽≦)ツ

Thinking of this, Dick couldn't help laughing and slapped the steering wheel, so scared that Aria almost thought he was going to pull the steering wheel off too.

"The Riddler instigated the clown to escape from prison together, but he was caught by the clown who was enlightened. The props were confiscated, and he was forced to wear a monk's robe and shaved by the clown. Because he is very smart (forced) to specialize in Buddhism. , whose real name is Edward Nygma, so everyone calls him Master Dehua. Pfft...hahaha..."

After the introduction, Dick couldn't help breaking his mark, and added with a smile, "Since then, all the villains who planned to escape from Arkham were detained by Master Guizheng. Being detained, and in the end, as you just saw, even a slight violation of the law and discipline may be targeted."

"Then Penguin..." Ariel's mouth twitched, "Could it be because he didn't want to fall into the hands of Master Guizheng, so he wanted to leave Gotham so impatiently that he hijacked the passenger plane I was on."

"Yes."

What a great criminal expert in Gotham, even a monk makes everyone follow you so vigorously, prosperously, in a trance! (°-°〃)

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