There is a saying among flower growers that "you can't always squeeze the same sheep when you squeeze the wool". The exact meaning of the original words cannot be tested, but everyone should understand the general meaning.And the only thing I don't (want to) understand is Batman who is not a flower planter.

"Where's the Red Hood?"

A typical Batman-style throat cancer, and the object of his questioning was the Penguin who was pinned to the ground by him.

"I've said that I don't know, do you dare to ask someone else! Who told you that I know the information about the red hood!"

The penguin who was rubbed on the ground by Batman was a little irritable. Everyone abroad knows that you can't use the same one to squeeze wool.It's good for you, whenever you have any questions about gangsters, come to me and ask, the point is that if you ask, just ask, and beat me up every time before asking, is there anyone who bullies people like this!

"The seller of [True Orange Heart] is Red Hood, as the first one to buy [True Orange Heart] from him, how could you not know!" The penguin who had broken his wrist screamed in pain.

"I know, I know, I'll tell you!"

Penguin, who was named and highlighted by Batman, broke out in a cold sweat.

Damn, I forgot about this relationship! Σ(°△°|||)︴

As the first buyer to buy [True Orange Heart], Penguin's initial idea was to play for fun, but he was caught by Batman.Speaking of which, when he set off [True Orange] for Batman, is Batman only concerned about this? Is he worthy of his 1000 million dollar worth of fireworks?This is much more expensive than serious ammunition!

"Say it!"

"Okay, okay, I'll say now..."

In fact, there is one thing that everyone does not know, that is, the first buyer of [True Orange Heart] is not Penguin at all, but the clown who is Gotham's number one troublemaker.

On the night that Aria gave Batman the [True Orange Heart], the troublemaker escaped from prison.

And the reason why the clown escaped from prison is that no one can confess to his little bat so high-profile in Gotham, no one! ! !

So the clown found a way to contact the Penguin, and found Red Hood's cell phone number through the intelligence network of the Penguin Copperpot family and the insider of the gang.No way, they couldn't find Aria the White Pigeon, so they had to put the contact on the red hood.After all, everyone knows the outcome of the Gotham port incident, and the white pigeon and the red hood teamed up to escape from Batman.

When he received the call, Jason's expression was hideous for a moment, but he quickly calmed down.Because he could tell that although the voice on the other side of the phone was very serious and normal, Jason, who had already had a deep communication with the clown, immediately recognized the clown's identity.

Heh, since you want to play tricks, then I will follow suit.

Then there was the matter of Red Hood instigating Ariel to sell [True Orange Heart].

The location of the transaction was set by the Red Hood in an abandoned warehouse, just like the place where the clown tortured him back then.Aria, on the other hand, was wearing the uniform of the League of Assassins and stood in the middle of the warehouse with a white dove blindfold, waiting for the arrival of the clown.

The process of the transaction was very smooth, the only thing that was not smooth was the sentence that the clown asked at the end of the transaction.

"I heard that you blew up fireworks for the little bat..."

The red hood hiding on the beam of the house immediately recognized that this was a sign that the clown was going to do something wrong, so he jumped off the roof without saying a word and gave the clown a heavy blow.Just knock out the clown holding the wooden bin in his pocket, you are worth 200 pounds, thanks to Aria's good feeding!

"What should we do now?"

Withdrawing the hand that stunned the clown's subordinates, Aria raised her head and asked the Red Hood who had just made a move.The red hood who was being questioned looked deeply at the clown on the ground and the 1000 million dollars in a box that was used for trading.

"I feel like our business can go on!"

"What about him?"

"Of course it is taken away, so as to save him from disrupting our business."

"Come on, anyway, selling fireworks is quite profitable."

Aria pointed to the clown who fell on the ground and asked, mainly because she was afraid that the red hood would find trouble with the clown alone and provoke Batman, and since Jason set his goal on the fireworks business, she didn't worry about anything.

"In other words, the clown has escaped from prison a long time ago, and the reason why there is no news during this period is because he was dealt with by the red hood?" Nightwing, who shared the information on the Batcave, asked Batman, "Then we It can be guessed that the clown is actually dead, after all, the red hood is not a good person." This is what he can see from the bullet marks on Batman's suit every time the red hood fights with Batman.

"No, the Joker must still be alive." Batman said firmly.

"Why, don't you also know about the Red Hood..."

Before Ye Yi finished speaking, Red Robin explained to him, "It has been so many days since the clown's accident, enough for the red hood to do a lot of things! If the clown is dead, what we saw in the Arkham ward surveillance It shouldn't be just a red hood, but a clown's corpse in addition to the hood!"

Ye Yi nodded, feeling that Red Robin's words made sense, "So, our goal now is to save the clown! Hey, B, this is really a joke, isn't it?"

Then Batman gave Nightwing a bat-like look of disapproval: ▼ ▼

"Okay, I get it, we're going to save the Joker! I said... I mean... Fack, this is fucking bad luck!" Nightwing felt sick at the thought of following Batman to save the Joker , Thinking about the second-generation Robin Jason who died tragically abroad a few years ago, he even had an urge to withdraw from this operation.

After hammering the conference table heavily, Ye Yi took off his mask and scratched his head angrily.

"Master Dick, you should calm down, how about some cookies?" Ah Fu walked in as the ultimate atmosphere easing boss of the Bat House, "By the way, Master Bruce, I think you should read this news, and then Rework this 'rescue' plan."

"What's up, Fu? About the blood sample I got from the Red Hood last time? Already know who the Red Hood really is, right?"

Batman stood up, he felt that knowing the true identity of the Red Hood should be good news for him now.Then he took the sealed appraisal document from Ah Fu...

"This is impossible!!!"

A bat-like roar reverberated across the entire Batcave.

Meanwhile, Aria and Red Hood worry.

However, what they are worried about is not other people but the clown who was captured by them.

Because they made a lot of money selling fireworks, Aria and Jason spent a lot of money to buy a store on the street opposite the Wayne Group, planning to have a good time with Batman.Anyway, with the help of VV, they don't have to worry about surveillance recording their appearance.

At this time, the usefulness of VV is revealed. The things smuggled out from other worlds can basically be used in this small store.For example, there is a certain spell in an RPG game that can expand the space, but this spell has been made into a sticker by VV. You can stick the spell on the space you want to expand, and just peel it off after use. , safe and without side effects.

After placing the clown in the enlarged basement, Aria took out a lot of things smuggled out of other worlds in front of Jason, and most of them were used for pranks and funny things.

For example, after taking a bite, I will keep spitting out the medicine of leeks.

At that time, Jason poured this potion into the mouth of the clown who was fed the dumb potion just because it was fun.Jason said that I do not practice violence against clowns, but this does not prevent him from performing pranks on clowns!

Then on the first night, Aria and Jason spent the night in the basement packing up the leeks. ==|||

The next day when Red Hood was going out to take out the trash, he was seen by his subordinates, and when his subordinates knew that their boss, Red Hood, was going to throw away the things, they volunteered to take the plastic bags full of leeks to replace them. He gets the job done.Feeling that it was no big deal, Red Hood agreed.

As a result, he accidentally heard from another subordinate that day that his colleague XX made a big pot of dumplings stuffed with leeks, which tasted very authentic... (▔△▔;)

Red Hood: Am I so hungry that you dare to make dumplings with leeks in a garbage bag? Do you know that the owner of the leeks is mentally ill! ! ! W(°Д°*)W

Afterwards, Red Hood, who had a strange mentality, told Aria about the news, and Aria gave her a hard hammer.Because the red hood owed the clown another potion that would keep spitting slugs after drinking it. o(▔▽▔)d

This can be said to be frenzied, what kind of mentality must be used to use this kind of potion, the point is that after the clown drinks this, who will clean up the slugs in the place!Then the angry Aria quit, and ran upstairs to prepare for a one-and-done solution. (ーー゛)

The end result was that Jason, who was wearing a red hood, cleaned up the basement by himself that night.

I have to deal with the sins I have done on my knees. (*▔︿▔)

The clown was locked in the basement for several days, and Jason tried to give him several kinds of drugs. Except that he vomited a little and was unable to escape, nothing else changed at all.

Red Hood even had the idea of ​​killing the clown with a single shot, but was stopped by Aria, who had developed the latest plan.

"Now there are two methods. One is this prayer bead, which is said to come from an eminent monk. It can be used to purify the sins in the clown's heart."

"On the other hand, the clown's sins are not so easy to purify." Jason shook his head without even thinking about it, because in his eyes the clown was hopeless.

"That's this one. It intercepts the brainwaves of a certain alpha-level psychic mutant. Humans who use it will be directly brained into little girls."

"Just use this!"

Without further ado, he took the brainwave device, and without hesitation, Red Hood used the brainwaves on the clown, and then watched the clown's cloudy and dark eyes become innocent...

In the next second, the door to the basement was knocked open, and Batman in black suddenly appeared in the magnified room.

As for how Batman discovered them, they don't know for the time being.They only know that when the clown who was brainwashed into a little girl confronts Batman, things are out of order.

"Bat brother, you're here, okay!" The clown shouted at Batman in an uncle voice pinching his throat.ヽ(^▽^)ノ

Batman, who was not relieved when he saw that the clown was fine, suddenly turned his head to look at the two culprits over there: ▼ ▼

Aria couldn't bear to look directly at her and turned her head away with a guilty conscience. →→

And Jason, wearing a red hood, said that Batman's expression at this time was enough for him to laugh for a whole year. o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓

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