[Football+US Entertainment] My girlfriend is an alien

Just an hour before the transfer window closed, Manchester United's official website suddenly updated a piece of news. The news was very brief, to the effect that the club announced to the world with great excitement that they had signed a football superstar.

【I should have read the name correctly...】

【Probably not...】

[There is still a teenager with the same name as Master Luo who has been signed...]

[No, upstairs, go to Twitter, hurry up, baby, I'm too weak to speak...]

Just 10 minutes after Manchester United announced the transfer news, Ronaldo finally updated his first tweet in more than a month.

Luo [put on the red shirt again [smile]]

The accompanying picture is an old photo, the kind of offset photo taken with a film camera, probably too old, and looks a bit blurry, but fortunately, the appearance of the two figures in the photo is still very clear.

They were all wearing the Manchester United No. [-] uniform. The girl was riding on the boy's shoulders in high spirits, and was grabbing his hair with a smile. The boy looked up at her helplessly. This scene was captured by the photographer.

Just as everyone thinks that the news that Ronaldo and Real Madrid will not renew their contract is false, everyone now thinks that the news that he joined Manchester United is definitely a joke.

Although they all understand that the official website never jokes.

Manchester is a very important place for Ronaldo. This is the starting point of his brilliance. It bears countless honors about him. Here he met a mentor who influenced his life. Importantly, he also met here his wife.

Perhaps when recalling these childhood days, he could still recall some unpleasant things that happened here, but now that he thinks about it again, it seems that there are only those good memories left here.

Time is the best filter, it can make every memory tender.

In fact, about half a year ago, he knew that his contract extension with Real Madrid might not be completed. Florentino was very dissatisfied with his absence for most of the season, and even more dissatisfied with his insistence on playing the third place in the World Cup with injuries. There is no way to reconcile the grievances, a manipulative chairman and an uncontrollable player.

Although he has looked forward to retiring at the Bernabeu, it cannot be said that the ground is one of his obsessions.This is easy to understand. There is no player who does not want to retire at a giant. As for which giant to retire at, it depends on which giant he was a player when he answered this question.

But when An Shuai came to him, he was still taken aback. Although he only congratulated An Shuai on Twitter last month for coaching Manchester United, he never thought that An Shuai wanted to bring him back to Old Trafford Ford.

Before that, he was thinking about going to the American Major League. Beckham has invited him countless times on behalf of the Los Angeles Galaxy, but the main reason is that he doesn’t want Anita to work so hard. He has to take care of his son who is studying in Los Angeles. He works in London and has to come to Madrid to accompany him and his daughter. He spends 1/3 of the year flying in the sky, and sometimes he is so tired that he falls asleep on the sofa as soon as he returns home.

Although she always joked to him that fatigue was the best sleep aid so she wouldn't lose sleep from a nervous breakdown, he didn't find it funny at all.

He thought he had to do something to change the current situation, so even if he failed to renew his contract with Real Madrid, he didn't feel particularly sorry.In his career, he has achieved too many brilliance. Although some people always say that Ronaldo has never won this championship or won that award, but for him, he really does not think he has any regrets. Especially after retiring from the national team, it is not so difficult for him to accept his retirement. The responsibility is on his shoulders, and no matter how strong a person is, there will always be a tiring day.

For Manchester United, the results in the past few years are really hard to describe. Although they have indeed been in the top three of the league every year after Mourinho's arrival, and they have been able to play in the Champions League every year, they have never won a championship in either the league or the Champions League. It's been a long time since they wanted a championship. It's been ten years since they won the Big Ear Cup last time. The No. [-] God of War who led them to win the cup ten years ago is now about to retire.

Manchester United has indeed been very successful in commercial development, but again, it is too successful so it will always be criticized.Of course, when the grades are good, no one will criticize you, because the victory is enough to cover up everything, but when the grades are not satisfactory, all the contradictions will be revealed.

Results are very important, but no one can guarantee that the introduction of new players will be successful. For the club's top management, it is better to choose to restore the confidence of the fans in the club. You must know that this is the foundation of a club.That's why they made a decisive decision and spared no effort to pursue Ronaldo, and even offered him the world's first salary just like Real Madrid did back then.Of course, in comparison, Manchester United must be more advantageous, because they do not need to pay transfer fees, so Manchester United has no complaints about giving such a top salary to a 33-year-old "old" player.

You know, the British are xenophobic and protect their weaknesses. Ronaldo suffered a lot because he did not have a British household registration. Although he still does not have a British household registration, his wife has it, his son has it, and his daughter has it.Especially in the past few years, his image management has been very successful, and he has a good relationship with the royal family. Anita has also directly or indirectly helped him gain a lot of favorability on various occasions.As he led Real Madrid to win eleven championships, won the Ballon d'Or again, and led the Portuguese team to the World Cup semi-finals after 12 years, Manchester United fans can say that they miss him more and more.Especially in the past few years with poor grades, many people have recalled the glory of the past countless times. The most often remembered is the scene when they raised the Big Ear Cup in Moscow on a rainy night in 2008. If the brave and invincible The Red Sevens are back again, and they're sure to welcome with gusto.

After Mourinho left, Manchester United immediately signed Ancelotti first, and then expressed to him their wish to introduce Ronaldo. At least the return of the No. [-] God of War to Old Trafford will definitely save a The hearts of a large number of fans.

There are also members of the presidium who are worried that Ronaldo's injury will affect his state. After all, they have no way of knowing his health status before signing the contract. Through video analysis, the World Cup may really hurt him, at least in the team. Several doctors shook their heads after seeing it, but considering the added value brought by his return, even if his condition declines, he can only grit his teeth and endure it.

2019-2020 Premier League, Manchester United vs. Arsenal.

"I think everyone should know that 15 minutes after the start of this round, the last round of the Premier League match between Manchester City and Tottenham will start at White Hart Lane."

"Of course, the most interesting thing is that the results of these two games will determine the ownership of the Premier League champion."

"It can be said that the last two rounds of the Premier League this season are a special Manchester derby. Manchester United played against Arsenal at home, and Manchester City played away against Tottenham."

"Now Manchester United is two points behind Manchester City. If two conditions can be met at the same time, the first Manchester United wins and the second Manchester City loses, then Manchester United will win the league title. If they can still win the Champions League final in two weeks, then this year They will be on top of the double crown."

"But again, if you lose, the double crown and no crown are only one step away."

"To win this championship, you must not only rely on strength, but also rely on luck."

This is the second season of Ronaldo's transfer to Manchester United. In the previous season, his performance could not be said to be bad, but it could not be called a highlight either.

Time will always leave traces on a person, no matter how careful you are, he is indeed not as fast and physical as before. Fortunately, his experience can make up for some of the lack. Time has taken away some things, but it has also brought some Gift.

He also needs to reintegrate into the team. This integration does not refer to interpersonal relationships. After all, Rooney is his best friend, and no one can challenge his authority in the locker room. Get a jersey to sign.This kind of integration refers more to the integration into the team's playing style and the game rhythm of the Premier League. It will take some time for him to get back to his original state.

It is a very risky thing to return to the Premier League at the age of 33. He did consider going to the United States to play football for his wife and children. After all, he has retired from the national team, even if he stays away from the mainstream league. It didn't matter either.But he has to admit that Manchester United's invitation made him very tempted to return to the red jersey and reconquer the ground. Although he has had success here, he has not completely conquered it.

Perhaps in his subconscious, he always felt that if he could do it all over again, he would perform better at Manchester United, and now he has a chance to do it all over again.

"Hesitation is not in your character." Anita smiled and knelt on the bed, tilting her head and winking at him.

Ronaldo wanted to reach out and touch her face, so he patted the empty space beside him and signaled her to crawl over from the bed, "So what's your opinion?", he asked.

"My opinion is, if you want to conquer this place, conquer it."

After all, they are all the same people in essence, and the trait of not admitting defeat seems to be born with them. The less optimistic things are, the more they have to do well.

It is said that Ronaldo can only abuse food, and he double-killed Barcelona in one season.

It is said that Ronaldo's state has declined, and he performed a hat trick in the game.

It is said that Ronaldo can only score at home, and he is the player with the most away goals in La Liga.

It is said that Anita has no face, and it took her three years to reach the top of the supermodel list.

It is said that Anita has no acting skills, and her movie box office has accumulated 20 billion.

Saying that Anita can only act in commercial films, she then nominated an Oscar for supporting actress.

This kind of feeling that I have devoted my whole life to slapping someone in the face is very refreshing.

"Although Cristiano Ronaldo's performance last season was unsatisfactory, this season can be said to have exploded as a whole. Manchester United scored all the decisive goals in the semi-finals and semi-finals of the Champions League."

"Someone concluded that Ronaldo used to rely on the number of goals to win, but now it is as long as a goal is a lore."

The commentator said that he was only speaking based on the data. Manchester United's ability to enter the Champions League final was indeed due to Ronaldo's two lore goals, but he did not expect this scene to be staged in front of his eyes so soon.

"Herrera's cross, Rashford has the ball, three defenders outflank him, what will he do..."

"Oh! He's going to shoot!"

The stadium was very quiet at this time, and all the fans held their breath involuntarily. The flags waving in their hands fell, and the banners that had been raised above their heads also fell to their chests.

Anita and the children sat in the box, which was packed to the brim with several extra chairs.Today is very special. This is Ronaldo's last Premier League game, so all of their family members arrived at the scene. Adults and children filled the entire box.

When the camera swept across, everyone knew that this box at Old Trafford, where no one sat all year round, originally belonged to Anita.

"Ha! Papa!" The little girl's crisp cry broke the silence at the moment.

"There's only one Ronaldo here"

"He was running on the pitch"

'He goes over every defense'

"He has the most amazing skills"

"He said kiss me"

"The sun lost its brilliance before him"

"No! Rashford! He didn't shoot!"

"He made the pass! Through the defense, the ball arrives... who's that?"

"Cristiano Ronaldo! The ball reached Ronaldo's feet and he lifted his foot!"

"Shoot from zero angle! The goal is scored!"

"Cristiano Ronaldo!"

"A defender who can't win without him"

"He'll outdo them all"

"He was a born fighter"

"He runs, runs, rains or shines"

"Did you see it?"

"There's only one Ronaldo here"

The whole game ended with this song - "There is only one Ronaldo" - this is the most precious memory left by the Red Devils fans. He will always remember when the melody of this song was first wafted on the pitch, His mood at that time.

Wayne Rooney came over and patted him on the shoulder. No one went to the locker room after they signed autographs for the fans. Instead, they sat on the lawn and waited for the result of Manchester City vs. Tottenham with the fans who refused to leave. The result of attribution.

"I really don't like the feeling of putting my fate in other people's hands." Ronaldo shook his head helplessly and said to Rooney who was sitting beside him.

Rooney was about to speak, but a figure suddenly appeared on the big screen of the stadium. Maybe this person is not well-known, but those who are familiar with Manchester United only know that this is their manager.

so......

"I have to tell everyone a piece of news. I know everyone has been waiting impatiently."

His serious expression made the fans at a loss, and they all looked at him in a daze.

"Tottenham won."

The audience was still silent, but after he finished speaking, his serious expression immediately turned into ecstasy, probably because the change was too fast, and his face looked a little distorted at this moment.

But no one cared about it at all, they just thought that this appearance was probably the most beautiful face they had ever seen.

They won!They are Premier League champions!

"So we won, we are number one in the league, champions of the Premier League!"

Ronaldo felt that he was slapped by Rooney when he got up, and it was quite painful, but he was not in the mood to make trouble with him. He stood there for a while, letting his teammates hug and hug him, and then he grinned Got up, ran to the edge of the court and looked at a group of people standing by the window of the box.

his family.

Nice, he thought.

He starts here and ends here.