[Football+US Entertainment] My girlfriend is an alien

Every fan has the eyes of Detective Conan, not to mention that Ronaldo only follows two people, even if there are hundreds of followers, fans can still filter through the middle layers to find clues.They can not only find his idol's new love interest in the reflective sunglasses, but also find the woman who has the same ring, earrings, necklace, bracelet, tattoo as their idol in the vast crowd, oh, and the man.

So... After all the fans were stunned, the first reaction was-oh my god, the Wuli male god fell off the horse, and the second reaction was-it's over, the president won't be beaten to death.

It was finally realized that the male god's painting style is so strange, what should they do.

Generally speaking, the painting style of the entire Weibo account can be summed up as "eating, eating, eating" and "licking, licking", because she didn't close the comments, and occasionally some netizens who didn't know would leave a message below.

such as

My husband is so handsome [Can it be mailed overseas? 】//Meat Shop【Small store welfare big giveaway, 8% off bacon and bacon barbecue, all vacuum-packed, things are clean, and the date is fresh! 】

Meat Shop [Dear, food items cannot be mailed overseas. 】

My husband is so handsome [Woo—unhappy [crying] [crying] [crying]]

My husband is so handsome [new skill get, unfortunately my husband can't eat meat, but luckily my son eats it with me. [Happy][Happy][Rotate][Rotate]]//Teach you how to make meat [How to make meat with tiger skin—passed by my father, 20 years of experience in making meat! 】

A small transparent one【Hey, is your husband a vegetarian too? 】

My husband is so handsome [No, he is an athlete and eats grass. 】

My husband is so handsome [I have it, give me the address and send it to you. 】//Focus on Real Madrid for 100 years【Ahhhhhh!I met Luo Ye in Guangzhou but didn't get an autograph, I'm going to cry! 】

Focus on Real Madrid for 100 years【Really...Really? [Shocked] [Shocked] [Shocked] How much money will I call you! 】

My husband is so handsome [I don’t need money, there are too many jerseys at home, and there is nowhere to put them. 】

Focus on Real Madrid for 100 years [balls, jerseys, too many... But, dear [shy] [shy], people want to have signed jerseys. [Smiling] [Heart] But thank you anyway, there are still many good people in the world! 】

My husband is so handsome [it has a signature. 】

Focus on Real Madrid for 100 years [There are too many signed jerseys with no place to stuff them! ! ! ! [crying] [crying], dear, tell me, do you work in Real Madrid! ! ! [Envy] [Envy]]

My husband is so handsome [Well——if I have to say this, it should be my husband who works there. You can private message me with my address, and I can mail it to you tomorrow. 】

Focus on Real Madrid for 100 years [Good! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

Fans followed the link to find the Weibo page dedicated to Real Madrid for 100 years. Sure enough, the latest status is...

Focus on Real Madrid for 100 years【Ahhhhh! ! !I am a pig! ! !I am a pig! ! !I am a pig! ! !I am a pig! ! ! 】

[Hahahahaha, I laughed so hard, my husband works in Real Madrid, hahahahahaha]

【Actually, that's right, her husband... works in Real Madrid】

[Speaking of which, baby, I am [早势][北止][微势][微势]]

[Laughing to death, I suddenly laughed out loud in class, and everyone around me thought I was crazy...]

In fact, Anita has never used the trumpet to do anything shameful. She has never used the trumpet to fall in love, nor used the trumpet to fight, and she has never done anything slippery. Eating is related to her husband.

As for why the fans are all blown up, it's mainly because her painting style is too strange, too...idiot...

such as

My husband is so handsome [kiss, kiss! 】//Luo【Description: Oh, the baby fell down, and the baby needs to be kissed by his wife to get up.Pictured: C Robbie sat on the ground tired after the race. 】

My husband is so handsome [[桃心][桃心] Full marks, my husband is the most handsome! 】//Beautiful ** concentration camp [Accompaniment: Today is beautiful**——Cristiano Ronaldo, what score do you score?Pictured: Ronaldo is half-naked/wearing jeans and sitting on a chair. 】

My husband is so handsome [ass!Must be ass! 】//Daily filth [Which part of your husband or boyfriend are you most satisfied with? 】

【...】

【Ass... I instantly made up a few pictures...】

【Oh, you're so filthy upstairs, you're so shy [cover your face] [cover your face]]

【...】

[I've seen this account before! ! !I always thought it was some idiot girlfriend fan of Master Luo, but I never expected it! ! !Baby, I'm so scared! ! ! 】

[My male god's idiot attributes are exposed, I can't see it! 】

[Hahahahaha, to be honest, I used to think that the two of them had a mature and childish style of painting, but now I realize that they are just two funny comparisons! 】

Considering that they used to get resources from foreign fans, this time the domestic fans are ready to give a little love to the world. The jet-lag parties from all over the world unite and post Anita’s trumpet Screenshots of all microblogs and comments were translated into foreign languages. When translating, they automatically and consciously took pains to switch some jokes that Chinese people understand into memes commonly used by foreigners, and made various picture compression packages.

English.zip, Spanish.zip, French.zip, German.zip, Italian.zip......

Ronaldo was busy with the game and didn't even know what he was doing. Mendes' public relations team knew exactly what was blowing on Twitter, but their sources of news were not so fast when they switched to Weibo.

Anita was the first to know that she had lost her horse, because after she logged on to Weibo, she found that the entire comment area and private message area were blown up, and she saw what her stupid husband did when she saw the hot topic that was pinned to the top.. ....

Regarding things like losing a horse, she really doesn’t think it’s a big deal. She can’t praise her husband, eat meat, or smudge. If it wasn’t for Maria, she felt that the style of painting really didn’t fit her image. Set, she doesn't mind posting this on her official account.

Oh, and speaking of Maria, she was really taken aback by Anita's loss of horse. When she found out about it, those translation packages hadn't gone viral on the Internet, and her team needed some It will take time to know what Anita said on the trumpet. She is even ready to launch an emergency public relations plan. After all, the Internet is a magic mirror, which can turn passers-by into fans and turn fans into black.

However, the hand speed of netizens is much faster than that of the public relations team. Less than two days after the trumpet was exposed, all the translation packages were sorted out. Maria picked up a ready-made one and opened the English .zip sent to her by the assistant. The first reaction is to be relieved, and then...

Maria: "Hahahahahahahahahaha"

Anita: →_→

Maria: "Seriously, could your husband be any more stupid?"

Anita: →_→

Maria: "Okay, it seems that I have to modify the image settings for you, how about the moron young woman?"

Anita: →_→

After the match against AC Milan, Ronaldo finally knew what good deed he had done, and Maria kindly asked his assistant to sort out the ins and outs of the incident and send it to Mendes' mailbox.

Mendez: "..."

He only now knows that this matter has exploded on the Internet. Weibo is popular, the headlines of the website have more than one billion views in less than half a day.

Because the couple don’t usually do activities in China, everyone just thinks that they are international superstars with familiar names, but superstars are superstars, but in China, the popularity of international superstars may not be as popular as local stars. It is only now that everyone realizes that the influence of these two people is no one else!

Mendes has already predicted that countless endorsement contracts will come like snowflakes again, he is quite happy, but he thinks someone may be bad.

He handed the laptop to Ronaldo and looked at him with pity. Poor boy, he will be beaten before he goes back.

Ronaldo still doesn't know why, so he raised his eyebrows and looked at his agent's inexplicable expression, and looked at the computer full of doubts, but there was no frightened expression that Mendes expected on his face, on the contrary... ... flushed? !

"I knew it! Nita just loves me! Love me, love me, love me!"

Mendez: "..." Get out!

No matter how much noise there is on the Internet, no matter how long the heat of this matter will last, or even whether the result is good or bad, Anita has no time to care about it. After all, she has to be busy with giving birth now.

She was admitted to the ward two days before the due date, when Ronaldo was still on the plane flying back to Madrid from Shanghai.

When we first boarded the plane, a group of people chatted for a while, and some played cards together at the back. After more than ten hours of flying, everyone was exhausted. I want to go home and rest quickly.

"what!!!!!!!!"

Suddenly there was a scream that was extremely discordant with the atmosphere of the scene, and then...then a message was updated on the news pages of all the websites.

——The wife gave birth to a daughter in the hospital, and Ronaldo ran wildly at the airport

In the afternoon, Anita felt that she was in labor pains. After the doctor's examination, she confirmed that she had begun to contract, but it was still in the initial stage of dilation of the cervix. It would take several hours to fully dilate the cervix.

Afelia also arrived in Madrid a few days ago, and she was with Dolores in the hospital. Although they all said that the contractions were painful, Anita felt that she could bear them. At least she was still interested in chatting with the two mothers. .

Aphrodite complained to her that the two brothers and sisters were not honest at all when they were in her stomach, especially when Klaus was holding her stomach, which made her unable to eat for a long time.Dolores felt the same way, saying that when she was pregnant with her youngest son, her health was particularly bad, and Cris probably ate up all her nutrition.

"That's why he grew into Hulk!" Anita followed suit.

Dolores didn't know this stalk, so she took out the half-naked photo of the Champions League and the picture of Hulk with her mobile phone and showed them, making Dolores laugh and laugh.

Ronaldo hurried, and when the car was stuck on the road, he wanted to use a bomb to blow up the cars in front of him. He cursed the broken traffic in Madrid countless times.he

He was in video contact with Dolores along the way. Although Anita didn't cry out in pain, he could see her face getting paler and paler, which made him feel like his heart was going to be pulled.Finally, at the last moment, he rushed into the ward. At this time, Anita happened to have her cervix fully dilated and was about to be pushed into the delivery room by the doctor.

"You're back." She went to hold his hand. Although she was in pain now, she still had the strength to laugh and opened her hands to hug him.

C Luo quickly leaned down and kissed her, touching her forehead, a little bit like crying, but held back, and helped her push back the hair that was wet and sticky to her forehead, very gently.

"Yes, I'm back," he told her.

They couldn't speak a few words, and the doctor quickly drove him out. Although he tried his best to express that he wanted to accompany his wife to give birth, the doctor refused to allow it.

He widened his eyes, "The hospital stipulates that I can go in."

"Sorry, the maternity said that you are not allowed to go in anyway."

"why?"

"Uh..." The doctor was helpless, and the nurse on the side covered her mouth and snickered, "The parturient said she really didn't want to see you pass out in the delivery room."

Ronaldo: "..."