[Football+US Entertainment] My girlfriend is an alien

"You know, I usually have a three-minute opening, and everyone has been saying that it's very interesting, but I think you probably don't want to listen to my nonsense tonight."

"Then now!" The red curtain behind Norton was lifted, "Let's get started!"

"Oh, Anita, hello!"

"Hello!" Anita gave him a super bright smile and a big hug, causing the audience to exclaim.

"I'm so excited to introduce you..." Norton hadn't named yet, but everyone was already screaming, "Okay, calm down, calm down, calm down."

"I'm going to have to get the smell of 'winners' out of the sofa when it's over," Norton said. Double degree, 17-year-old Oxford University MBA, and proficient in various languages, oh, I want to count, English, Chinese, Russian, German, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Italian, my God, Why are there so many!"

"Probably because I'm smarter?" Anita pretended to think, "That's easy, isn't it? I'm talking about languages." But then she made a face, "Haha, well, it's just a little joke .en...Actually, my father is a professor of linguistics, he mainly studies languages ​​​​of the Latin family, you know, French, Italian, Spanish, etc. I had to organize research materials for him when I was a child , to earn my own pocket money, so after watching too much, uh, I probably learned like this.”

Norton: "...Oh, I hate you schoolmasters!"

Norton: "And you graduated and went into the military? Why? I mean it's not traditionally considered a girl's choice."

"Oh, you will offend a bunch of female soldiers by saying that."

"No! No! No! I'm just saying in the traditional impression."

"Okay, okay, I'm just kidding, I can't compare to you." Anita nodded, "Actually, my maternal grandmother was a soldier, and she had a great influence on me. When I graduated, it happened that SAS There is a base not far from Oxford, in order to recruit some graduates to enrich their team. They put up a lot of leaflets, and then I went to take their test, and passed it successfully. What happened next, I I think everyone knows."

What she didn't say, though, was that her maternal grandmother was an intelligence officer, and that she began her training in intelligence, but that's not something that can be said here, nor is it necessary.She's just frank, and she's not stupid.

Norton: "Oh, yes, yes, we all know what happened. Selected for SAS, went to fight in Afghanistan, served 7 years in the army, and then retired due to injury. Received OBE, Bass Knight Commander and Victoria Cross," he made a surprised look, then blinked, "maybe, I guess I'll have to call you DBE."

"Actually, if I received these medals for other reasons, I would feel very honored, but, you know," Anita paused, "war is not a very memorable thing."

She didn't say it in detail, but everyone could hear her subtext from these cryptic words, only the living will receive medals, and those who died, only pensions.

Fortunately, Norton didn't dwell on this issue for a long time. After all, it involves politics and war, and there are too many things to talk about. This is a late-night show, and this is not the United Nations.

Norton: "But you have been staying on Twitter recently, and you have created the record for the highest number of likes. I think maybe their CEO should award you a, en..., special contribution medal? It is said that there are quite a few Because of you, people switched from ins to twitter again."

"To be honest, I don't tweet very much, but I don't know why everyone is so enthusiastic." Anita spread her hands helplessly.

Audience: "..." You don't tweet much, but every tweet you tweet is a bomb and a deep water torpedo!

Norton: "Don't worry, we took a screenshot of your Twitter, I think we will know why everyone is so enthusiastic after a while."

Anita: "..."

Audience: "Hahahahaha..." You must give the program group a thumbs up, and the applause rang out!

Wait until after those screenshots, photos and videos are played on the TV screen.

Norton: "Oh, I gotta say, you guys are so...sucky."

Anita pouted unhappy, she propped her chin with her hands, "Really?" She looked at Norton seriously, "I mean, aren't you all like this?"

Norton: "...I don't want to answer your question, I think we can move on to the next topic."

Anita covered her mouth and snickered, and the audience said that she was so cute!

Norton: "I think you must have seen the blog post pushed by the official Sun newspaper?"

Anita: "Yes."

Norton: "Honestly, this is really annoying."

Anita: "Oh, don't dig a hole for me." She stretched out her index finger and wiggled it slightly, "But, I have to say that the reporters of The Sun are too unprofessional. If British reporters are like this, then I There has to be concern for the British press."

Norton: "Whoa, that's a novel idea."

"Actually, that list is not accurate at all. These reporters are too irresponsible, and their attitude is not rigorous at all." She seemed to be complaining about the negligence of the reporters, "First, second, The sixth place is all groundless. Cris has never been in love with them or had a one-night stand. The reason for the breakup in the third place is wrong. He is not empathizing, but was dumped. Oh, and The eighth, they met not in Italy, but in a restaurant in England, when he was with me, I asked for his phone number because he doesn't speak Italian."

"Seriously, don't hang on to the past, can you? Victoria always tells me you never know what a teenage boy is thinking, we have to be more forgiving."

Norton: "..."

audience:"......"

【Hahaha!puberty!It feels like the male god got to the point. 】

[If someone else says she doesn't care about Ronaldo's past, I don't believe it, but if it's a male god, I believe she really doesn't care! 】

[I'm going to be laughed to death by the male god, the part between Ronaldo and the Italian anchor is actually the phone number that my male god asked for! 】

[My male god's language skills are used by Ronaldo for this kind of thing, it is enough...]

[To be honest, I just want to ask Ronaldo's psychological shadow area after reading it! 】

[It must be very big! 】

Very big!

As soon as the show aired, Ronaldo received a group of @, most of them were Real Madrid players and those unscrupulous former Manchester United teammates!Without exception, it was "hahahahahahaha", and some people expressed their concerns.

@Ramos [This episode of the program has greatly affected my competitive state, I always want to laugh when I see robots! 】

@Marcelo【Will I be the first player to die laughing on the pitch? 】

Ronaldo sneered, you may not be the first player to die laughing on the court, but you will definitely be the first player to be beaten to death by your teammates!

At the end of the recording, everyone took a break, and the makeup artist came to touch up their makeup. Norton leaned over to Anita and asked her if she could add a Q&A session, just a question or two.

"Your agent agrees that we can ask you some more intimate questions. Can we add a session where the audience asks questions?"

"Of course, but you guys know my agent's request, so I can't answer questions beyond the bottom line, so I have to ask the editor to cut out my silence."

"I know there are still many things you are curious about. Your male god is very, very, very straightforward. She said that you can raise your hands and ask questions," Norton said. ?"

"When did you get together?"

"The 12th of last month."

We've only been together for less than a month!The audience said that they couldn't believe it, they always felt that they had been together for several years!

"I want to ask, how did Ronaldo confess to you." The audience applauded and screamed when they heard this question.

"Actually, I asked him first if he wanted to fall in love with me."

Oh my god!It was the male god who confessed first!

"Did you really never want to be together before?"

"To be honest, whether this question is asked to me or to him, I think the answer is that it has never happened before."

"Can I ask a more personal question?" an audience member looked at them.

Norton: "If it exceeds the bottom line, then Anita has the right not to answer."

"Mini Luo's mother has always been mysterious. Ronaldo once said that when his son grows up, he will tell him the truth. Do you know the truth?"

Anita paused for a moment, Norton didn't think she would answer, but...

"About this question, I can answer, but only this time." She did not face the audience who asked the question, but faced the camera, as if telling everyone who cared about this issue, "No matter what happens in the future, at least now , there are no secrets between us."

In any case, after the broadcast of this episode, the effect is still good. It adds a bit of humor to Ronaldo's image of "a libertine in love". At least this will no longer be a black spot for him. Girlfriends don't care, you guys come out and talk about something.

Jorge Mendes is also very satisfied with this. When Ronaldo was young, he could portray him as a "bad boy". After all, "men are not bad, women don't love", indeed, even if he is so hardworking There are so many love stories, but they still attract batch after batch of female fans.

But at what stage and what to do, now that he is 30 years old, it would be inappropriate to use this kind of image, not to mention that he not only has a son, but also a "male god" girlfriend who everyone pays attention to. According to the impression in the minds of the public, it can only be said that his manager is too negligent.

Thanks to Anita, Jorge Mendez thought, what a relief for him!And without her, there would never be the current effect!Especially Anita's sentence "There are no secrets between us", which almost made Ronaldo the representative of the new good man. Jorge Mendes said that he had never imagined this day, and he couldn't keep up with the changes too fast. era!

Although after the broadcast of the show, Ronaldo's psychological shadow area may have become larger, but it doesn't matter, whoever cares about him, as long as he takes the first step to establish a new image, everything will be fine in the future!

The author has something to say: For the sake of Su’s rationality, I went to check the British medal system all night... But I didn’t find out whether a person can get multiple medals, so here is the right.

Don't take this too seriously. The British royal family doesn't know how many medals will be awarded in a year. The medals are also graded. Her three medals are all low-level medals.

This article is a sweet article, but it is not a silly and sweet article. Just like the Beckhams, there is not only a simple relationship between them, but also many intertwined interests. The same is true for Anita and Ronaldo. I Jiang Zi said everyone Can you know~